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Joined 07-17-04, id: 633842, Profile Updated: 01-03-08

I'm on DeviantArt! Come visit me!

I owneth a MySpace accounteth!

Real world name: Alyssa

Age: 15

Gender: Debatable (just kidding, female :P)

Right now I'm feeling: Hopeful

PAIRINGSSSSSS:

Tokka (insane happy noises)

Kataang

BbRae

NaruHina (more insane happy noises)

Jam

Dwangela

Likes: Music, Comics, Stories, Friends, Humor, Writing, T.V, RPing, Online, Computer, God, Family, Drawing, Making people laugh, Aphorisms, Psychology.

Dislikes: Yaoi/yuri pairings when the character isn't really gay in the show/comic/game/book (deal with it), pushy people, ignorant jerkwads, DELIBERATELY ignorant jerkwards, jerkwads in general, the colors red and yellow put together in certain patterns (please don't ask XD).

My current thoughts: Need...New... AVATAR EPISODE!!!

If you wanna chat with meh:

AIM name: Alyssalikesdoom

Yahoo: Oderfaderf

Random Information That You Probably Would Never Want to Know About Me:

I hate chainletters.

But I hate chainletters with the little "Repost in (insert time amount here) or (insert something horrible here) will happen" even more.

The day that Tokka happens is the day that I will also point at the screen with my mouth in the biggest open-mouthed grin ever, make the highest pitched squealy noise I can possibly make, and piss myself a little in the pure joy that I would be then experiencing. I'd be that happy XD.

It pisses me off when people tell you how or what to write when we're on a site for FAN fiction. Not Tell-the-Suthor-They-Wrote-It-Wrong-And-Rant-Like-A-Two-Year-Old fiction. If you don't like that kind of story, be a grown-up and just go back to story archive whenever the story you're reading is striking as you undesireable. And if the author ASKED for constructive criticism, then give it to them if you want. However, you're being an imbecile if you immediatley saunter over to the review box and tell the author that their story was stupid and horrible and blah-blah whatever. It's called CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, NOT DEPRICATE THE AUTHOR'S HARD WORK.

I believe that Mary-Sues are ok AS LONG AS YOU WARN READERS IN THE SUMMARY. Sure, Mary-Sues don't have one iota of originality in them, but once more, it's FAN fiction. Also, notice how the little banner at the top of the page says "unleash your imagination"? That's what this site is for. And maybe some authors have a Mary-Sue in their imagination. I don't like Mary-sues either, and yes, I DO make fun of them, but it's America, guys, so get over it and go read a story that you'll like instead of wasting people's time telling the author how dumb they are.

Also, the same goes for the "I'm in the Avatar world" or "The Avatar characters are in my world" stories. As long as there's a warning in the summary, then it's fine. In fact, everyone has the right to NOT put a warning. We should al be able to write a story about whatever we want without worrying about some numbnut knocking us down. But seriously, when someone puts a warning in the summary and someone flames them ANYWAY, then the flamer is making themself look like a complete idiot.

I'd also like to take this time to apologize to anyone of whom I have wrongfully flamed in the past. It wasn't my place to do that and I am deeply and truly sorry. I was ignorant and wrong to speak like that to you. I have just recently come back to FF.net (I've been away for possibly a good year or 2) and I'm appauled at the flames I've left on some people's stories. I admit that I was wrong (and I hate admiting that I'm wrong). Once again I am very, very sorry.

I believe that conformity is misery. Everyone has the right to be different and act as they please (as long as they aren't breaking any laws or anything). If someone wants to have their hair fifteen different colors, then that's awesome for them! They have the RIGHT. And if someone decides that they don't wanna be and act like everyone else, then I'm proud of them. CAUSE CONFORMITY FAILS!!!

I believe that quotes are awesome. Perhaps one day I'll put some quotes of my own on my profile. But not right now. I'm a tad lazy :P.

And I believe that squirrels are one of the best rodents in existence :D XP.

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Sokka's beard by megi52 reviews
Sokka is separated from the gAang after an attack from combustion man and has to get back to them before three days are up can he do it TOKKA
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,804 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Toph, Sokka
Tavern Tales by Grey Field reviews
Years after the great war, the city of Omashu must face the most chaotic force on the planet. An earth bender and a warrior walking into a bar...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Get Over Yourself, Mary Sue by hannahjap reviews
We all hate Mary Sues. In this fic, the ever-so-perfect -or so she thinks- Sakura stumbles through a parody of Sue-fic life, deluded of her own annoyance level. Did you ever wonder what canon characters think of Sues..? Well, here you go...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
The Phantom of the what now? by Sarahsorad reviews
The cast of ATLAB tries to recreate The Phantom of the Opera Of course Zuko forced to be the phantom and Aang and Kataras parts are obvious only problem is everyone fails at acting and won't take things seriously what's director Sokka to do KxZ KxA SxTmor
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,976 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Katara, Aang
Rock by Solembum13 reviews
Sokka may have realized something while he was gone training. Starting from the episode "Sokka's Master"...please review! Chapter two is up now. HIATUS. sorry.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Toph, Sokka
Her Place by Gunwild reviews
Toph & Sokka: Toph's being sent off to school and it's on Sokka to take her there. Of course, these things can't always go as planned.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Interlude by AmetoMuchi reviews
An interlude between Book Two and Book Three. While waiting for the Avatar to recover from his wounds, Toph starts to discover something about herself. Tokka and slight Kataang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
The Power of Words by alydaughter reviews
Toph is taking a vow of silence. So what is the gang to do when they try to communicate to a blind and voluntarily mute group member? Sokka is given the task to get her talking again, but will these talks lead to something deeper? T for mild language
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Sokka, Toph
The Kyuubi Wore Tennis Shoes by mkh2 reviews
I don’t see why I’m always considered the bad guy. Here's the real story of the infamous battle of Kyuubi and Konoha, straight from the fox's mouth. [Humoresque OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete