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Author has written 3 stories for Fairy Tail.

You can call me Moo.

I don't really know how to talk about myself in a non-sarcastic/cryptic way. But I'll try anyway.

Music is a big thing to me. No seriously, like if my house was on fire, I'd be like, "Bye bye expensive TV/family photos/precious jewelry/mementos/cat/husband/important documentation/wii-U/clothes/deodorant/anything valuable in the least." *grabs iPod, sound bar, and laptop and runs to safety* *forgets chargers* *weeps profusely*

It's kind of funny, considering I have the worst taste in music ever. ACCORDING TO EVERYONE THAT SUPPOSEDLY LOVES ME. Seriously Mom? You can't sit still for a thirty minute drive with my music playing? What is so bad about big band jazz followed by Japanese rap? Huh? Tell me. Bet you can't name a single thing wrong with it.

Not even kidding. Go ahead and name a genre of music and I most likely have a song that falls into the category. If not, I'm gonna find one. No seriously. I'm up to the challenge. Bring it.

Special talents include lyric memorization, profuse amounts of self confidence, crippling anxiety, ignoring phone calls, drawing Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra characters over my snapchats, incredible selfies, horrific and yet somehow bewitching ugly faces, eating, snacking, lying to authority, not caring, caring a shit ton, laughing, listening to the same song for three hours straight and not get tired of it, trying anything, spelling, pretending to be smart, actually being a little bit smart, being interested in boring things and watching long drawn out documentaries about said boring things on youtube, making people feel good about themselves, putting myself down and not believing it because I am obviously a goddess, making cats hate me, making dogs love me, dancing surprisingly well, making myself laugh, liking myself, respecting others, knowing if someone is a good person after a first impression, bathing semi-regularly.

Completely necessary information about me:

Always finishes the entire stick of chapstick without losing it.

Buys a new stick of Burt's Bees chapstick every time I shop.

Usually never misspells words, but don't really mind when I do.

Weirdly graceful on my feet.

Weirdly clumsy with my hands.

Nearly impossible to publicly humiliate.

Has a sister that tries on a daily basis.

Understands half of the terms used in American football.

Can sometimes beat really good Super Smash Bros. players.

Can usually beat really good Just Dance players.

Complains excessively about any kind of physical exercise but still somehow manages to not die halfway through. (you know... so far)

Ridiculous amount of knowledge about black holes.

No desire to meet any celebrity ever.

Hates apologies.

Says sorry way more than necessary.

There is not a single word or phrase that offends me.

Comfortable with every curse word in the history of curse words.

Yeah, even cunt.

Says 'fuck' way more than necessary.

High tolerance for pain.

Extremely low tolerance for heat.

Hates visiting the doctor/hospital and therefore needs to be dragged by force by someone stronger than me.

Has good sense of style.

Blatantly ignores good sense of style on a daily basis.

Can make you think I'm cute and lovable whilst being the complete opposite.

Hates most people.

Loves everyone.

Doesn't mind a dirty house.

Can't diet.

Won't diet.

Loves Cheetos.

Has had several pet cows.

Named one Captain Falcon.

Natural affinity for naming things.

Has had a YA novel published.

Was displeased with Publisher.

Hates being touched but doesn't hesitate to hug.

Hates fruit flavored candy.

Hates fruit scented candles.

Affectionately refers to all jumping spiders I see as "Eugene."

Has trained family and friends to also refer to every jumping spider that they see as "Eugene."

Can make Dad agree to every name I've given to every single one of his vehicles.

Hates wearing shoes.

Owns over ten pairs of shoes.

Can and does guess all Christmas presents before opening them.

Repeatedly pisses off family every Christmas by guessing present before opening it.

Can easily make people cry.

Won't.

And I guess I'm kind of good at writing.

So if you've made it through that ridiculous amount of useless information, you shall be graced with the map to the treasure.

Just kidding. I'm poor.

But I would like everyone to know that I love talking and listening and if you have absolutely anything you want to say, you can PM me and I will always reply. You can talk to me about anything. It's fine. Had a good day? Let me share in your excitement. Accomplish something awesome? Let me congratulate you and be genuinely elated about your success. Feeling sad? Dude... let me try to cheer you up. Need to vent? I will read your entire complaint and have a mature response. Want to banter? Bring it on bruh. Want to talk about my story, Her Strength? Hey, I kinda know a little bit about it, so lay it on me! Need advice about anything whatsoever? I'm supposedly really good at that kind of thing. Call me Dear Abby.

Especially this.

If you are feeling depressed and need anyone, even a random, weird, anonymous fanfic writer calling herself Moo, to talk to... I will listen with all of my heart. I may not be able to fix any of your problems but I will try my hardest to prove how important you are to me. Because you are. Every single one of you is so important and wonderful and I am always here, day/night/rain/shine. I won't ignore you. I won't judge you. I'm a click away and will always be willing and happy to help or just listen. So please, come to me. Put your trust in a weirdo like me.

Remember: Moo if you're a cow. Bark if you're a dog. Stay true to yourself and never be ashamed of what you are.

Love-Moo

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A sad Nalu story (oneshots) by Damndinosaur reviews
Sad Nalue oneshots with friends, thanks for the wonderful times, its all over.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Kageyama the nerd and Hinata the pizza guy by Damndinosaur reviews
Kageyama's cousin just wanted pizza and the nerd gets distracted by the cute cashier -dont take it seriously-
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Shoyo H., Tobio K.
Mindless by KissJupiter reviews
It was just a normal day in the guild hall when all of a sudden Lucy was trapped inside her own mind by some nefarious wizards. While a gypsy woman sends a team inside her head,the other members of the Fairy Tail guild try to track down the people responsible. Will they be able to save her? Or will she lost forever? After the GMG. Nalu, Gruvia, and others. Full summary inside!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,752 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Goodnight by Damndinosaur reviews
A girl wakes up hurt in battle field. Without a memory she continues to walk. -Nalu-
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Paper Moon by somewhat intriguing reviews
"She chewed on her bottom lip. He wondered if they were as soft and smooth as the rest of her. He was in a trance, his body moved autonomously, as if it had done this a thousand times before. He wanted to know if she tasted as good as she smelled. Her body coaxed his forward. This sensation, this smell, this urge - he had experienced it before. If he could just remember." C9 NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,614 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Opposites by BlackLynx17 reviews
When someone tells you not to do something, why do you still do it? Don't you ever think of the consequences? The mistakes? You know it's wrong, so when four people are yelling at you to don't touch it, DON'T TOUCH IT! Gender bender. NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,005 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Ask Mavis by xxAniAminexx reviews
Lucy is a writer for her school's newspaper, Fairy Weekly. But she has a secret that only the members of the club know about. Lucy is the writer of "Ask Mavis", a column where people send in their problems anonymously and Lucy gives them advice. Although, what happens when she unintentionally gives out advice that affects her love life in a way she never expected?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,242 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
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A Taste of Fire reviews
"I've got baggage." "We all do." "Not like this. You've got an absent father and a blurred bloodline. I have darkness and secrets. I have the kind of connections no one wants to need. Connections with the kind of people you avert your eyes from on the streets. My baggage isn't like yours." "I'll help you carry it anyway." "I'm not sure if you can." "... try me." AU [NaLu]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 184,510 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 3/20/2015 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Loke/Leo, Jude H.
What It Means To Be reviews
Natsu's about to find out just how important it is to follow the instructions listed on a job request. Lucy's about to find out just how stupid her partner and best friend really is. Happy's about to find out just how he ranks on their list of priorities. And no one is really all that happy about what they discover. Except for Mirajane of course.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,474 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Happy
Her Strength reviews
Lucy doesn't want to be protected anymore. In her desperation to be seen as capable in her friends' eyes, Lucy sets out on the path to becoming powerful. Only one problem: Natsu just always seems to get in her way. So what happens when the two of them are kidnapped and Natsu is rendered useless? Lucy's greatest chance arises. Soon, everyone will know her strength.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 169,989 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
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