Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
First of all I would like to say this. ALL HAIL TO BLACK DRAGON6 AND RORSCHARCHBLOT. LONG MAY THEY WRITE.
Now that I got that out of my system my name is Joe. Much of my inspiration for any fics I may write come from stories,movies,books,etc that I may like as well as from a strange bottomless hole in my head called an imagination. Its right up there between my conscience and my control center.
I'm writing this here once and only once so that everybody can be happy. I DO NOT OWN JACK. That and anything else that people might accuse me of owning. Sueing me will get you nothing as I have no job and am a student, though if luck goes well I'll get a job soon being a lifeguard.
Note about my stories. For some odd reason I have no spellcheck so please be easy on me as I'm only human and I make mistakes. Second of all my grammar is not that great so please bear with me. Third of all I'm still learning what symbols do and do not appear when I upload my stories. Eg: asterisks. Fifth of all, all stories will be updated sporadically as I need to wait for a creative wack in the head. Sixth of all I laugh in the faces of all those who didn't notice there was no "Fourth of all" for your lack of observance and I laugh at everybody who did notice it for your lack of a life.
Last note: I like to insult people, which along with my over use of sarcasm often gets me in trouble. I'd like to state now that I don't mean half of the things I say and don't say half of the things I mean. Now onto the stories.
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