Autum Dragonflame
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Author has written 1 story for Rise of the Guardians.

Hey, I may not be the best writer, but I love to write!!! I hope all the stories I write find you well, and any reviews would make me really happy!!!

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Autum Dragonflame

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now some people would make you feel guilty saying that you're heartless if you don't put this on your profile but I won't do such a thing.
Are you crying now? Yes? Then I’m sure you have a heart.
No? Don't worry some people don't cry easily, but maybe you feel something stuck in your throat or a knot in your stomach. You'll feel something and that means you have a heart i
t's your decision if you want to tell others about what touched your heart or not.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I'm the girl who want's to give all those people a hug because I know how it is to feel out of place because of who I am. Not for the same reason but still. Homofobes are like bully's and racists. We outcasts need to suport each other... aren't we all human? Don't we all deserve a chance?

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF!! Please tell me you are.

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In The Depths Of Winter by TectonicPlatez reviews
Mythos University is the school of legend. With her old friends gone and Jack growing ever distant, Tooth wonders if growing up or love is really all it's cracked to be. From supermodels to supergeniuses, from plagiarizers to football stars, from 'code red' lockdowns to overdoses, Tooth faces it all...fighting desperately not to lose herself in the process. AU. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/28/2020 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Jack Frost, Tooth
The Next Generation by reviews
Alex and Lily, two totally opposite (half) siblings, are enrolling in Magic Academy, a school for all magical beings. Alex is cold, reserved, and distant from everyone around him, while Lily is bubbly and kind, if not a little naive. But can they and all their new friends work together when a group of villains escape from prison? One of which Alex is all too familiar with...
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 8/11/2015
Rise of the Guardians 2: Darkness by Wheeler1 reviews
COMPLETED! REWRITE IS OUT! When Jack is kidnapped by Pitch, he meets someone surprising; Pitch's daughter. While he falls head-over-heels for her, a new threat tries to destroy Pitch, and the Guardians. O.C.'s used! My first RotG fanfic! Includes Over-protective father! Pitch. Slow at first, but gets better! I don't own RotG.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 84 - Words: 99,223 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, OC - Complete
Identical Staffs (The Boxed Set) by arocks1234 reviews
(Cover by SilverFury) The completed series of Identical Staffs, all in one topic! The boxed set! First book: Identical Staffs (Chapters 1-33) Second: The Dark Ages (Chapter 34-72) Third: Oblivion (73-98) Fourth: Atherion (100-160) Finally reaching the King's realm, our questions will finally be answered. But how many sacrifices need to be made? T for language and fighting
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 161 - Words: 421,094 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Marionette by Shizue-sejin reviews
In the last years of Voldemort's reign, more than one child lost their family. Amongst those poor souls, one child was not like the others. One child didn't lose their home to Voldemort, but to Albus Dumbledore. When you can't trust your own mind, how do you know right from wrong? What wouldn't you do to survive? Who wouldn't you kill or betray? And how do you fix your mistakes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 283,311 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Theodore N., Rodolphus L.
Redemption by Cazuki reviews
Underfell is a living hell for Sans. He's mistreated, unloved and unwanted. By a random act of fate, he is sucked into a portal at his darkest moment and spit out into the Underswap universe, where he meets his alternate counterparts. The long healing process must now begin and Sans and his Papyrus must both make choices that will change their relationships forever.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,149 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Flowey
PTA Meetings by Caridwen Angetueur reviews
Sans the skeleton decides to join the PTA of the school Frisk goes to. Sassiness, annoyance, and terrible puns ensue.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,519 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Gaster
Him, Me, and the Endless Sky by crystallica81 reviews
"It was beautiful," I said, my voice threatening to spill out my miles and miles of emotion. "It was just him, me, and the endless sky. And I wanted it to stay that way forever." Regular Treasure Planet plotline with an OC. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,390 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 11/16/2014
The Meaning of Family - A Tale of Regret by Rogue123987 reviews
W.D Gaster is the Royal Scientist. It's his duty to free monsters from the Underground. He created WDG-1S and WDG-2P so he could do so. Even when the two showed they were sapient he continued until guilt finally caught up with him. What can he do? With everyone counting on him to set them free? Based on Zarla-s' Handplate comics on Tumbler. Possible trigger warnings. Discontinued.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Papyrus, Sans, Gaster
Merciless by LucyRed12 reviews
Sans has Frisk trapped in an endless cycle of death and reloads. And they can't escape it. They are at the MERCY of a merciless torturer. Underfell!AU
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Frisk, Sans - Complete
Pressure by The Manic Magician reviews
Underfell AU. After violently lashing out, Sans scrambles to amend his mistake.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,583 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Papyrus, Sans, Flowey, Gaster - Complete
Anywhere But Home (Updated Version) by DragonRider17 reviews
After a chaotic event, Rex ends up suffering with amnesia and begins starting a strange, new, and rebellious life with his friend Ray. The only thing he knows is his name and a strange government organization, called Providence, who are after him. But is Providence really the one after Rex or is this the work of another sinister organization? (Takes place before Season 3)
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,982 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Rex S., Agent Six, Dr. Holiday, OC
The Prince and the Tree of Life by TavCa JoTuc reviews
Proteus has become King, and summoned Sinbad and Marina home to name him the new Prince of Syracuse. Proteus also stumbles on a black market where slavery is still being sanctioned in the Syracuse underground by saving Sera, a girl who bears a striking resemblance to Sinbad. Little does he know, she has her own reasons for being in Syracuse. SB/M; P/OC
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Sinbad, Marina, Proteus, Eris
Rise of the Shadows by JackFrostRoxs reviews
Slowly Pitch starts to come back to his full power. 'You can't kill fear! I'll always be here in the darkest part of your mind. Fear never really goes away. So you better watch your back.' Sequel to A Flash of Gold (Contain's Pitch's memories (Unofficial)) Complete
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Life of a Guardian 2 by frostofsummer reviews
This is the continuation of my Darkness series. It follows Pitch and Jack and their adventures as Guardians and family. Rated T for caution.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 116 - Words: 338,509 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Complete
The Turning of the Tables by Raven Shadowcloak reviews
A redo from my last profile(ShadowRangerHalt) that was Ranger's Apprentice:The Fruits of Grief and Joy, which now takes place after book twelve. Will, Halt and Maddie are sent on a mission to investigate a rumor that people are coming back to life. But after all, magic doesn't exist, right? A/N: Maddie isn't on the list of characters(OC is Maddie)? Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Will, Halt, Alyss, Ferris
A Wonderful Day for Pie by mynamemattersnot reviews
Gir tries to get Zim to try pie.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Zim, Gir - Complete
The One Where by arianapeterson19 reviews
Collection of one-shots about all our favorite characters, covering all sorts of categories and topics. Requests welcome. Seriously, any topic is fair game. Summary of each chapter found at the top of them along with characters and rating.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 112 - Words: 162,161 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
The Coldest and The Boldest by TectonicPlatez reviews
Tooth is just an ordinary girl with an unusual obsession. She's best friends with a Russian exchange student, a narcoleptic mute, and an Aussie vegetarian. Life was already an adventure for Tooth, but things begin to speed up as she slowly befriends Jack Frost, the coldest kid in town. Jack is hiding something dark, and Tooth is determined to help. AU **UNDERGOING REVISIONS
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,922 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
The Three Siblings of Arendelle by JackFrostRoxs reviews
(Frozen AU where Jack Frost is Elsa and Anna's older brother.) He simply smiled. "I know you're ready. Do you believe in me?" She responded with a timid nod. "Then believe in yourself. Because I believe in you" (ONE-SHOT)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Jack Frost, Tooth, Anna, Elsa - Complete
Life of a Guardian' by frostofsummer reviews
A collection of one-shots that follow Pitch and Jack's lives as Guardians. This follows my Darkness series. Rated T because I am cautious
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 233,605 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
Recovery by frostofsummer reviews
Pitch and Jack have defeated Death. Now the road of recovery stretches before them, not that it will be a smooth with an old enemy that has their sights set on the two.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,682 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
Frost by Avril Lambert reviews
::This story contains spoilers for Rise of the Guardians:: A mid-quel to Rise of the Gaurdians about Jack Frost and his sister. One Shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
Death by frostofsummer reviews
Takes place after Healing, and Darkness. Death is pulling out all the stops to capture Jack. He will need all the Guardians to keep him safe from her clutches. Rated T for caution
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,123 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Complete
Healing by frostofsummer reviews
Sequel to Darkness. Pitch has beaten Reaper, became a Guardian, and now he must travel the road of recovery. And boy will it be a bumpy one. Rated T due to caution.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,377 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Complete
Darkness by frostofsummer reviews
Jack is taken by Pitch and an ally of his. Can the other Guardians save him or will Pitch get his revenge. Rated t because I'm overly cautious.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
Collide by LaLaCat1 reviews
Jason Todd finds himself in a Gotham strangely different from the place he calls home, and he's not happy about it. Now he must learn to deal with a Bruce that cares and a Dick Grayson that's only thirteen years old if he ever wants to make it home.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Seeking Safety reviews
Jet and his sister Seneca are sorting themselves out after their mother's unfortunate demise, however, they hear some disturbing rumors, that if true would place them in great danger. So they do what anyone would do, they join up with mystical spirits! T for potential violence and language.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Jack Frost, North, Sophie, OC