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I don't like reading slash fics although I am not judging slash orientations. Straight fics have to have something more to entrance me. Call me asexual or permissively celibate.

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In Defense of Rowling: an Essay by retired-fangirl reviews
aka I'm Tired of the Fandom Guilloting Its Head I wrote this for facebook angry social activists, but I felt it deserved to atleast be read. Feel free to comment, but remember, I, the author, am only trying to be philosophical. Personally, I think Rowling needs to stay off the internet, at least publicly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2020
The Breaking Point by Alexand Morgan reviews
Everyone has a breaking point and Harry had found his. Someone stepped in when they saw him being abused and his life changes as he gains a mentor and a friend. He dedicates himself to gaining control of his own life and finding his own path forward. This change sees him finding out more about the origins and history of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,883 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 1/6/2019 - Harry P.
Of Ticking Clocks and Beating Hearts by Kittenshift17 reviews
Hermione is approached with a time-travel safeguard to right the wrongs of the wars. Sent back in time to the first year of the Marauders schooling, Hermione is given a De-Aging potion to begin Hogwarts over again only this time she must get herself sorted into Slytherin to befriend Snape and some other 'at-risk' students. Can she save Snape without falling for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,686 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Speak With Your Hands by galaxies in her eyes reviews
Hermione Granger is about to start Hogwarts. She's afraid she won't fit in, that she'll stand out. Why does she think so?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2018 - Complete
Xtreme Freak by RightingLegends reviews
Extremely AU. Harry is befriended by two adults who take him under their wing and try to protect him from his family. Harry learns to maximize his potential and finds that he has an adiction to pushing the limit in all areas of his life. Starts out before Hogwarts years and will continue through. Rating may change, as Harry gets older. Also pairings may occur later, but again
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Hedwig
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 289,310 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 6,280 - Follows: 4,722 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Thing With Feathers by floorcoaster reviews
A story in which there is a Marriage Law, Hermione is convicted of sedition, and the Quibbler saves the day. Dramione. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,538 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seeking a date by Flightglow32 reviews
The upcoming Quidditch match between Slytherin and Gryffindor falls on Valentine's day this year. Draco proposes a bet on the outcome of the match with Hermione, but come Valentine's day does she still want to win? Written for the platform 9 3/4 sweethearts comp
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/12/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Doing it my way by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter was stuck at the Dursley's after the return of Voldemort, with no news and letters that didn't give him any information. Harry decided it was time to do things his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,827 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 678 - Published: 3/12/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Demonic Intervention by bennybear reviews
AU, taking place during GoF. How Harry fulfilled the prophecy without ever learning about it: He is given a weapon and gets creative with it. The Dark Lord doesn't know, and never will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Cedric D. - Complete
Wrong Wife by 4fanci reviews
A sequel to Wrong Life by camnz. Hermione Granger is now Astoria Malfoy. After ten years of marriage to Draco, she misses being Hermione. Just a bit. Thanks to camnz for encouraging me to turn my imaginings into a story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,823 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Birthday Party by cactusnell reviews
It may be John's birthday, but Sherlock is looking for a present of his own. Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, Mary M. - Complete
Wand, Knife and Silence by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 6,260 - Follows: 5,048 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.] - Complete
It's Really Not A Big Deal by weregrrl reviews
After losing her best friend to the Dark Lord, Hermione is sent to the past to change Voldemort's fate. But, can a teenage witch really be ready for that kind of responsibility? And will he even like her? Rated for...slight tourettes of the vernacular kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7 by Steve2 reviews
This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 61,362 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Different Together by Hippothestrowl reviews
Canon fourth year (GoF) until an event in Divinations changes Harry's life forever. Harry/Luna seriously fluffy romance – with a little drama and danger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,468 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 4/22/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hail Odysseus by Brennus reviews
After believing that Harry Potter died in a house fire at the age of ten, the Wizarding world is shocked when he emerges, out of the blue, just in time to attend his seventh year at Hogwarts. They're even more shocked when he's Sorted into Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,425 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Other Path by Fez8745 reviews
Harry's life up to his eleventh birthday was painful and harsh. Dumped in an abusive home by dead parents, running away from that home to take his life into his own hands and then surviving by his wits and his feet. Then a letter came, and opened a whole new world... An AU fiction with hopefully enough action and comedy to entertain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 400,432 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 336 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Harry P., OC, Draco M., Albus D. - Complete
This Is Supposed To Be My Happy Ending? by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Hermione is sitting at the Burrow, thinking about the past year, post-war, dissatisfied with life. Ron is doing alright. Harry is running. 1-shot. DH compliant, except for the epilogue. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 8,061 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 6,635 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete