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With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 160,889 - Reviews: 3497 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 13h - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Amicus Protectio Fortis by barelyeverthere reviews
Harry recognized the need for the DA in his first year rather than his fifth. With a group of powerful friends, unexpected allies, and the planning to overcome age old enemies and meddling Headmasters as well, can these students traverse the dangerous halls of Hogwarts and the world outside of them? Can they defeat the Dark Lord and his followers while fighting for communal reform?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 273,978 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/25 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Boy Who Lived, The Brightest Witch and The Boy Who Wasn't by dragonfly117 reviews
A single conversation between Hermione and Neville in November of their fourth year changed the course of Harry's friendships forever. Eventual HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 267,141 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 5,661 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/25/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 535,819 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
The Memento by Theine reviews
Until he befriends a grass snake in his aunt's garden Harry believes his relatives when they say there is no such thing as magic. Looking for a place to belong, he ventures into an elusive world shackled by age-old prejudices and fear of a man who may or may not be his father. What he finds is more than he expected, but less than he hoped. First Year AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 232,369 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Revelations Regarding Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Everyone is about to find out who is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor. Some of them should have seen who it was earlier
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/26/2021 - Harry P.
Priorities by dogbertcarroll reviews
The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,605 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Xander H., Dawn S., Harmony K.
Luke and Leia's Excellent Adventure by LPK9 reviews
A meeting between the Jedi High Council and Chancellor Palpatine is interrupted by two visitors from the future. Crack fic. ROTS AU. Time travel fix it, LPK9 style. Now a multi chapter fic involving Luke and Leia dashing through time and space interfering with timelines.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 102 - Words: 229,763 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/5/2020 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
The Game Must Go On by crossedge reviews
A guy gains the Gamer System and gets thrown into a multiverse of his own. Now he must balance becoming stronger, getting the girls and surviving this mess all the while entertaining his seniors. Harem, lemons in the future, Gamer MC.
Crossover - X-overs & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 67 - Words: 666,854 - Reviews: 8067 - Favs: 12,869 - Follows: 13,999 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 8/14/2020 - [Rias G., OC]
Confusion Is Mine, Saith the Lord by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Someone finds out that Harry is technically Lord Slytherin by Right of Conquest. Students start coming to Harry for protection and other gifts he can grant them as Lord Slytherin. Harry thinks this Lord business is the stupidest thing he's ever heard, but all he needs to do is offer them protection and so on without becoming too full of himself. Beginning of a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 147,453 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/16/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Theodore N.
Aegis by dogbertcarroll reviews
When the spell hiding Sunnydale breaks, it's not just the outside world that is surprised. Xander's roadtrip is certainly going to be quite different now that he's discovered he lives in a world filled with more than just gods and demons, it also has... superheroes!
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 155,034 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/18/2023
Another Way by ack1308 reviews
Ten years previously, the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home and defeated him; in time, he was sent to the Birdcage. What would happen if things went ... another way?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 272,467 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Panacea, Lady Photon, Brandish, Marquis
Harry Potter and the Skittering Spouse by Fencer22 reviews
Harry needs a someone who can kick his ass into high gear and terrify his enemies. Taylor needs a relatively safe environment to destress and pick up some new tricks. Contessa should never be allowed to make any decisions ever. Things... might work out? Trigger Warning; forced marriage. Don't own Harry Potter, don't own Worm.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/17/2022 - Harry P., Skitter
The Focus of a Healer by OfficeSloth reviews
Unable to do more than staunch the bleeding. Harry witnessed a healer save a life for the first time at the quidditch world cup. A situation he's unfamiliar with, even with his extensive time in the medical ward. Inspired, Harry sets himself on the path to becoming a healer. H/FD/HG. No Bashing. Good Dumbledore. Mentor Madame Pomfrey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 173,819 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 5,238 - Follows: 6,958 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/10/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.] Poppy P.
Save a dance for me by Osoyo702 reviews
One dance can change his night. One night can change his year. One girl can change his life. Rated M for later violence and dark themes. Werewolf Harry later. I have no rights to Harry Potter, they belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,812 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Cho C.
Potter Club by Razamataz22 reviews
Seven years is a long time. Especially when you have to do it twice. You know what you have to do and you think you know how you'll do it, so what can you do in the meantime? Live up your family legacy of course. It's time for a changing of the guard; the Marauders time is over, now it's time for Potter Club to step up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 200,810 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 5,609 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.
To Fix that was Broken by RedOuroboros reviews
Iris Potter 'Girl Who Lived' closed the gates to the underworld only to find herself in the past. What else could go wrong? Time Travel!, GWL, MOD!Harry, Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,789 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/8/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Luna L.
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and five others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,541 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 11/24/2024 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
Magic of the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Harry's always wondered why the Dursleys hated him. After a nasty beating breaks loose some memories, he starts to experiment only to find he really may be different. After a few a few setbacks he starts to gain control of his powers, only to receive another beating. Pleading with his magic to get him away, he soon discovers he has a great destiny and the family he always wanted.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 1,043,485 - Reviews: 3092 - Favs: 9,919 - Follows: 11,169 - Updated: 10/31/2024 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Aayla S., Harry P.
The Illusive Mage by The Dark Wolf Shiro reviews
A butterfly flaps its wings and Hagrid finds himself unable to take Harry to Diagon Alley, things devolve from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,341 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 4,828 - Updated: 10/13/2024 - Published: 9/11/2022 - Harry P.
The Triwizard Pony by tkepner reviews
When he was nine, Harry became a unicorn when he fell through a portal into the Everfree Forest outside Ponyville. Now, the Goblet of Fire has hauled him back to Hogwarts, still as a unicorn. A unicorn taught by Twilight, the Princess of Magic in Equestria. Cross-over with My Little Pony.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,843 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/22/2024 - Published: 6/8/2024 - Complete
Scout by Fencer22 reviews
Canon power sniper Taylor. She breaks a little differently than she did in canon and now she's on a crusade. One shot.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 360 - Published: 9/16/2024 - Complete
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 711,600 - Reviews: 10133 - Favs: 21,635 - Follows: 24,415 - Updated: 9/13/2024 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
The Iron Gamer of Kumo by nclose9 reviews
An OC finds himself plunged into the Naruto verse with gamer powers. Homesick and uncertain of how much time he has, he goes on to create a place of his own in a new and ruthless world.Kumogakure-centric. Strong!OC, Gamer!OC, Magnet-Release.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 160,039 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 6,704 - Follows: 8,084 - Updated: 9/6/2024 - Published: 7/19/2019 - Yugito N., A/Fourth Raikage, OC
The Concerned Citizen: Letters To Amelia by Purebloodgodess reviews
Amelia Bones gets a strange letter that prompts her to look into the home life of Harry Potter before his third year. Her involvement will change the course of Harry's life. Somewhat time travel fix-it, helpful goblins and adults, and Harry gains some control over his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,817 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 4,519 - Updated: 9/1/2024 - Published: 8/31/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., Cornelius F.
The Defensive Space Force Ship Requirement by tkepner reviews
Harry Potter, and the rest of Dumbledore's Army in his fifth year, use the Room of Requirement to get themselves a spaceship! The problems of a tiny island on Earth don't seem so important, anymore. Wizards in Space! What could possibly go wrong with that? Eventually, this will be a crossover with Stargate SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 349,840 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 4,434 - Updated: 8/26/2024 - Published: 12/11/2021 - Gen. Hammond, Harry P., Hermione G., Lee J.
One More Trigger by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers in the locker, and the story begins. But what if someone else had a trigger of their own, years earlier? How would the story change?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 208,514 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 8/12/2024 - Published: 2/1/2014
Butterflies Bearing Beater's Bats by dogger807 reviews
Harry has just stormed out of the Dursley's house after inflating Aunt Marge. Like the first time around, his godfather startled him into summoning the Knight Bus. This time around, it's Sirius' turn to be surprised. ::Dumbs Bashing Ahead:: Harry/Multiple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,220 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 8/5/2024 - Published: 9/21/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks
Innocence Lost by kathryn518 reviews
Presented with an opportunity, Vernon jumps at the chance to get rid of the unwanted burden foisted upon his normal family. In the hands of those wanting to create a true weapon, Harry's entire life is altered, sending not just his destiny but those of several others down a different path. But when your fate is to be a weapon, can that ever truly change?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 57,174 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 7/27/2024 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Laura K./X-23, Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff 5 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, although he has lost his way a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 7/26/2024 - Published: 7/14/2021 - Complete
Carl the Jumper by AngorMike reviews
The author avatar, Carl, finds himself on one of those Jump Chain Adventures. [In the world of Desolate Era currently]
Crossover - Book X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 116 - Words: 891,273 - Reviews: 3517 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 7/20/2024 - Published: 1/28/2020 - OC
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 645,273 - Reviews: 4091 - Favs: 6,259 - Follows: 7,981 - Updated: 7/16/2024 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide? (Up for Adoption... if your pen is nice)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,728 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 18,323 - Follows: 19,677 - Updated: 6/11/2024 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Ninja Gamer Complete by DragonKnightRyu reviews
So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 242,150 - Reviews: 3838 - Favs: 11,539 - Follows: 12,114 - Updated: 5/26/2024 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 334,128 - Reviews: 9106 - Favs: 20,525 - Follows: 23,293 - Updated: 5/6/2024 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Albus and Harry's World Trip by ZebJeb reviews
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,326 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 7,261 - Follows: 8,236 - Updated: 5/5/2024 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Hedwig Harry! by tkepner reviews
Fire-whiskey, a dare, three Unspeakable witches, a disagreement over the pronunciation of a set of runes, fire-whiskey, a wand, and a Sanskrit tongue-twister (and when you're drunk enough, everything is a tongue-twister). Harry ends up as Hedwig at end of Harry's First Year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,057 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/4/2024 - Published: 3/3/2024 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Private Army by Fairywm reviews
Harry is bored, so he creates a small army of household pests he found in Grimmuald Place. Just how much did the horcrux change them? And what will they do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,400 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 4/7/2024 - Published: 7/23/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
If Wishes were Ponies by tkepner reviews
Harry Potter, after a beating by Dudley and friends — with the help of a real gang member — wishes he had somewhere safe to go, and starts crawling home. He ends up in Equestria. The young Cutie Mark Crusaders find him. A year later, an owl arrives with his Hogwarts' letter! Inspired by Dogger807's hilarious story, "Magic School Days," on FiMfiction.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 185 - Words: 865,592 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 2/12/2024 - Published: 8/11/2023 - Harry P., Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
Ancient Legos by TCGM reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Ancient Legos is written for laughs and humor. A Self Insert story, Weldon is a teenager living in Brockton Bay on Earth Bet. Somehow without triggering, he starts getting... Ideas. Features Lego Spaceships. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a comfy chair joke.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,612 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 1/31/2024 - Published: 10/28/2017
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,472 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 1/27/2024 - Published: 7/18/2014
Unseen Perspective by TendraelUmbra reviews
Not all wars are black and white, as Harry learns when the second war with Voldemort seems to be painted in nothing but shades of grey. In which Harry is confused, Tonks is overwhelmed, Barty is a genius, Snape hates everyone, Dumbledore is trying his best, and Voldemort is having the time of her life. fem!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 181,704 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 1/14/2024 - Published: 2/20/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort, Barty C. Jr., Delphi Riddle
Rise of the Black Rod (Fireworks book 2) by anorc reviews
[HP/DG] Post Hogwarts Sequel to Fireworks. Harry Potter's going to be a father. He has a loving wife, sorted the recent problems with being somewhat broke, and nobody's tried to kill him in ages. Hogwarts has had to start teaching some ahem. darker courses because Great-to-the something grandfather Salazar was too clever by half. Harry Potter, family man, nice things happen. Mostly
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,012 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/6/2024 - Published: 6/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Theodore N., Daphne G. - Complete
Reborn a Worm by feauxen reviews
Taylor Hebert just can't get a break. She retired to a peaceful alternate Earth after the horror show that was Golden Morning, but Contessa didn't bother making sure she lived to reach old age. And someone seems to be pulling strings behind the curtain, because this definitely isn't the afterlife...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 12/27/2023 - Published: 3/24/2022 - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill, Skitter
The Black Family's PR Nightmare by elphabalives17 reviews
Cassiopeia Black may prefer research to family politics, but she refuses to allow her family name to be ruined after the events of fall 1981. With the help of a routine obsessed house elf, Cassiopeia sets out to spin the Black family's largest PR nightmare in 100 years with a lot of old magic, some luck, and her Squib brother's family... the Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 234,709 - Reviews: 3231 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 5,580 - Updated: 12/26/2023 - Published: 7/15/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Cassiopeia B.
Plasticity by Misfit McCoward reviews
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. 'Not dying' just got a lot more complicated than 'follow chemlab safety instructions.' A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 184,705 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 12/20/2023 - Published: 9/17/2018 - Akatsuki, OC
A Hunter For Hogwarts by Baked The Author reviews
300 years ago, Hunter Lenore Black entered an enchanted sleep to battle a corrupted goddess and keep it from destroying humanity. Now, she is awake, and oh boy is she not happy with the state of Magical Britain. Slight AU elements, no pairings. Rated for language, imagery and occasional violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,793 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 12/3/2023 - Published: 3/30/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., The Hunter, Plain Doll
The Importance of Intent: After the Credits by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is a compilation of one-shots inspired by my story Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent. If you enjoyed that story and would like to read more then you've come to the right place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,325 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 11/28/2023 - Published: 3/12/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 223,563 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 5,056 - Updated: 11/20/2023 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Blood and Chaos by Aetheron reviews
The story brought to you by the depressing realization that any realistic SI involving myself can be summed up as: "He died. Horribly." But... death in the Buffyverse is hardly the end. Sometimes it's just a beginning. A pseudo-SI turned vampire story. Rated M for comedic sociopathy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 93 - Words: 281,389 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 11/12/2023 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Amy M., Faith L., Harmony K.
How is This My Life 2 by FMPtrumpets reviews
Harry and the group continue with the reading of Harry's life, and boy is it a year! The adults aren't sure who they want to strangle first, Harry for getting into situations like this, or the adults that let it happen! So much for Sirius wanting a nice, quiet year...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 241,902 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 10/11/2023 - Published: 9/14/2020
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,998 - Reviews: 3423 - Favs: 11,446 - Follows: 14,401 - Updated: 10/2/2023 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Clockwork Army by RileyOR reviews
It's a dire time for the wizarding world. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power. Harry, however, is having absolutely none of this and has instead elected to leave the country. But Harry is about to find out that the New World means new troubles, ones he could never have imagined. The clock is counting down. But to what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,408 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 9/24/2023 - Published: 1/20/2023 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Allergic to the Drama by dogbertcarroll reviews
The number of fics based on 'So the Drama' are many, but they all seem to end the same one or two ways. How about a third?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 304 - Published: 9/16/2023 - Ron S. - Complete
The Last Attempt to Save the Pureblood Family Lines by raspberry dreams reviews
Voldemort was defeated at the ministry at the end of Harry's fifth year so Harry and his friends are looking forward to their first peaceful year at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, squib births among purebloods are at a record high. A new study reveals that a very low percentage of squibs are born couples who aren't both pureblood. The Wizengamot re-enacts an ancient marriage law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,039 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 8/21/2023 - Published: 6/2/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I, Panacea by ack1308 reviews
Amy Dallon is a teenage girl in Brockton Bay. She is better known as the superhero Panacea. She is caught in a robbery at the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and is knocked out. When she wakes up, she's not alone in her head ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,516 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 3,873 - Updated: 8/10/2023 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea - Complete
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 8/7/2023 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 5,239 - Updated: 8/6/2023 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Hogwarts- An Escalation by Temporal Knight reviews
Taylor Hebert is knocked into Harry Potter's world right before the start of Harry's Fifth Year. Taylor does not meet Harry first, but instead the Greengrasses. Taylor being Taylor, she still endeavors to help the messed up situation. And...she still has her power...Now she just has to resist escalating the heck out of the entire world...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,037 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 8/5/2023 - Published: 12/30/2020 - [Skitter, Daphne G.] Harry P.
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 7/26/2023 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,121 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 15,285 - Follows: 16,360 - Updated: 7/17/2023 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 7/14/2023 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by SSSRHA reviews
In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it. [crack, canon divergence]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,967 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/14/2023 - Published: 1/30/2023 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Albus D.
How to Meddle with Time and Get Away With It by SatineAinsel reviews
When their wands connect during the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort and Harry accidentally time travel back to 1981 right after Voldemort's defeat in the Potter cottage. They decide to get Voldemort's old face back, raise baby Harry, and gaslight Dumbledore. Because the nice professor can't possibly be the Dark Lord, can he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/11/2023 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Fortune's Favors by flameclawsxx reviews
Sooo, waking up in a six by six room wasn't ideal, especially since most of it was taken up by a big ass countertop. At least the perks of this room are worth it! What do you mean that there is a death game going on outside? I thought that I was in DXD! Well, I guess I better assist these poor children... BY SELLING THINGS AT TWENTY TIMES THEIR ORIGINAL VALUE! (SI-OC)(Shop System)
Crossover - Anime X-overs & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,988 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 6,363 - Follows: 7,257 - Updated: 7/8/2023 - Published: 1/20/2023 - OC
What Doesn't Kill Us by Nemo Blank reviews
Harry builds on success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,871 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 6/8/2023 - Published: 4/24/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy W., Luna L.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,207 - Reviews: 2981 - Favs: 5,689 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 4/26/2023 - Published: 6/1/2017
Severus Snape and His Ex-Best Friend's Evil Sister by SSSRHA reviews
When Albus Dumbledore makes him personally meet the Boy Who Refuses To Read His Fucking Letter, he does so with great reluctance. When he finds himself in the middle of nowhere, confronted with an old enemy… Well, Severus Snape may hate Harry Potter—but he DESPISES Petunia Dursley. [crack, severitus but snape's still a bit of a bastard]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/5/2023 - Published: 3/19/2023 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Vernon D.
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia. Part 1 of Vaderline
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,804 - Reviews: 7470 - Favs: 16,441 - Follows: 17,450 - Updated: 3/26/2023 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Mandalorian Knights by Illuviar reviews
A scientist working on improving hyperdrive technology and new power generation methods accidentally discovers a way to make a portal between dimensions discovering Earth Bet on the other end. What could have been a footnote in history becomes something more when the galaxy at large learns that an ancient version of humanitys long lost and forgotten homeworld has been discovered...
Crossover - Star Wars & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,964 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 3/19/2023 - Published: 10/30/2019
His Old Lady by Purebloodgodess reviews
Harry's future wife is summoned to the graveyard and changes the path of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/12/2023 - Published: 1/7/2023 - Harry P. - Complete
A Dream Come True by SSSRHA reviews
Voldemort comes to Hogwarts on the back of Quirrell's head, determined to get the Philosopher's Stone and kill Harry Potter once and for all. Instead, he rediscovers his love for teaching and has a maybe-redemption arc along the way. [voldemort-centric, crack, professor!voldemort, canon divergence, rated T for language]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/16/2023 - Published: 11/22/2022 - Voldemort
The Cosigner by RileyOR reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the first person entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will. In fact, it's happened enough that there are rules in place to discourage such a thing. When Harry finds out that the binding magical contract spoken of so severely isn't actually binding him at all, but rather his mysterious cosigner, he decides to forego participation completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,431 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 1/13/2023 - Published: 12/31/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
A Ghost's Revenge by Fairywm reviews
Harry wakes up to a voice in his head when he's six years old. Lily has stuck around, and now she's going to fix his life. First, she has to take care of Petunia. How dare that woman treat her son this way. Then she's going to find out who mucked up Harry's life in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,367 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 1/7/2023 - Published: 12/2/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,461 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 7,747 - Follows: 7,971 - Updated: 12/29/2022 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Harry's Excellent Vacation by stevem1 reviews
AU. In fleeing Britain, Sirius Black, the world's most irresponsible godfather, does something out of character; he has a conversation with Kreacher. The mad elf makes an observation and that changes the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/27/2022 - Published: 8/23/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 244,919 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 12/25/2022 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 110,732 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 12/19/2022 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Engaged by RileyOR reviews
Harry Potter realizes he has feelings for Hermione Granger. Simple enough, right? Something to cope with, but maybe there's a way to make this work? Except Harry didn't arrive at this conclusion until seconds after she's announced her engagement to Ron Weasley. Forced to cope with this revelation at the worst possible time, what's Harry to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/17/2022 - Published: 11/27/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Saves the World by SSSRHA reviews
Draco Malfoy, thirty-three, wakes up a month before he's due to receive his Hogwarts letter, grabs his irrationally ecstatic house elf, and goes Horcrux hunting because he'll be damned if he lets Voldemort ruin his life a second time. [time travel, crack, bamf dobby]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/17/2022 - Draco M., Dobby - Complete
Mrs Figg, the Slytherin Squib by PardotKynes reviews
Faced with the challenge of on the one hand wanting to protect Harry from the Dursleys, but on the other hand needing the Dursleys to think Harry doesn't enjoy visiting her, she teaches Harry to dissemble. As a result, Harry is self-reliant but willing to ask for help, and hasn't been conditioned to blame himself if anything goes wrong. All 7 years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,753 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12/11/2022 - Published: 2/4/2022 - Harry P., Arabella F. - Complete
No Way by FMPtrumpets reviews
Did you really think that a group of Aurors and a werewolf could come pick Harry up after a Dementor attack and not think that something was wrong in that house? Be real, here. Kingsley happens to think that he's a very good Auror, thank you very much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,583 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,310 - Published: 12/10/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Kingsley S.
The Problem with Potions by Fairywm reviews
Something went wrong with the revival ritual and now Voldemort feels parental towards Harry. This in no way make Voldy a nice man. Just less inclined to hurt Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,552 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 12/1/2022 - Published: 10/22/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Voided Marriage Contract by anorc reviews
Harry and Sirius have to cope with Harry getting entangled in another unexpected Marriage contract. Maybe they can save Harry, from a fate worse than death. Short, oneshot, not angsty. One of a collection of possible sequels to Harry Potter and the method of double-tap. A parallel universe to Harry Potter and the unwanted marriage contract. HAPHNE is that you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,018 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/5/2022 - Published: 3/24/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Daphne G.
Harpy by Douglette reviews
A short, not to be take entirely seriously time travel fix it. Good slytherins, suspicious Order and questionable murder plots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/24/2022 - Published: 9/17/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Severus S., Orion B. - Complete
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 299,560 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 17,017 - Follows: 18,752 - Updated: 9/3/2022 - Published: 3/22/2015
How Molly Weasley Saved Britain by stevem1 reviews
AU starting the summer before Second Year. Molly Weasley is a bit more attentive and proactive, changing the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/15/2022 - Published: 4/9/2022 - Harry P., Albus D., Molly W., Bill W. - Complete
Hogwarts Intelligence Network by PadyandMoony reviews
Dumbledore and the rest of the staff are surprised by more than just Harry's name coming out of the Goblet. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 214 - Published: 8/1/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Gamer of the Void by a-shifty-sword reviews
After being rescued from the Void by a passing Love Fairy, Axton enters the world of Highschool DxD with the power of the Gamer. His life of adventures and a sexy harem start here! Lemons and a morally grey protagonist.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 749,052 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 9,447 - Follows: 10,249 - Updated: 7/29/2022 - Published: 10/7/2020 - [OC, Momo H., Aika K., A. Asia]
Way of the Magic Househusband by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Auror Captain? Like hell. Harry will be far happier as a househusband... Inspired by the manga "The Way of the House Husband". Enjoy! For the HMS Harmony Discord's MAYhem event.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 283 - Published: 6/10/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Two Finger Salute by WolfgangNH reviews
Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 6/2/2022 - Published: 3/8/2022 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Dobby - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,533 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 4,434 - Follows: 3,946 - Updated: 5/30/2022 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
A Twelve Step Program to Omnipotence by Bakkughan reviews
A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 668,788 - Reviews: 6562 - Favs: 10,909 - Follows: 10,619 - Updated: 5/24/2022 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Complete
Intercession by VigoGrimborne reviews
Dropped off in a different dimension, different time, and different country, and handed an 'optimal' baby, Taylor Hebert gets to enjoy her retirement. Harry Hebert is a perfectly happy, normal child. What could possibly go wrong? A crossover between Worm and Harry Potter, featuring Post-GM Taylor and initially pre-canon Harry, and following the many plot butterflies that result.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 197,515 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 5/24/2022 - Published: 4/23/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., Skitter - Complete
To Date a Metamorph by Just a Lonely Lorekeeper reviews
Andromeda Tonks is tired of watching her daughter chase after men she feels are nothing but trouble. When she learns of Nymphadora's interest in Remus Lupin, she decides to try and trick her daughter into pursuing Harry Potter instead. What happens when she actually goes along with her mother's advice, though, is anyone's guess. [some Dumbles bashing, minor Weasley bashing]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,704 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 6,031 - Updated: 4/28/2022 - Published: 4/1/2019 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Sirius B., Andromeda T.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 317,033 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 5,316 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 4/17/2022 - Published: 10/4/2012 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L. - Complete
Twenty Eight by Mrs J's Soup reviews
::::A Mini Sequel to 169:::: Remus is the DADA Professor at Hogwarts in 1993. Of course, there are no Dementors or wrongly imprisoned Azkaban escapees threatening the school. But even without the Boy-Who-Lived's baggage endangering lives, Hogwarts still seems to attract danger. Someone wants Remus dead, and they are willing to put the whole school at risk to do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,534 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 4/14/2022 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] [Sirius B., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shiver me Timbers! by wolfd890 reviews
He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 169,211 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 6,089 - Follows: 8,128 - Updated: 4/11/2022 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Harry P.
What You Knead by Agent Malkere reviews
It started, as most things did in Kakashi's life, with a mission gone wrong. (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,144 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 4/5/2022 - Published: 1/12/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
I'm HALPING! by ack1308 reviews
When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,611 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 3/31/2022 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Shadow Stalker, OC, Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Harry the weapon by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,630 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 5,184 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 3/24/2022 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
Family Connections by Sophie3 reviews
Never had a summer passed so quickly for Harry Potter. Sure, the beginning had been a little rough. Nearly being murdered by a cousin he didn't know existed, only to be saved by Sasuke. The rocky start he had had moving to Konoha. But as wonderful of a summer as it was, Harry still couldn't wait to get back to school...Assuming he survived having Team 7 in Diagon Alley.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 175,571 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 3/17/2022 - Published: 2/10/2020 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Significant Brain Damage by AppoApples reviews
Luke Skywalker finds himself in the past as Anakin Skywalker. Obi-Wan finds himself retraining his old apprentice who has permanent amnesia while also taking on Anakin's Padawan, being a General, a Council member -during a Galactic Civil War, and fighting for a Republic he's beginning to lose faith in. Clone Wars, no slash, no paradox, no easy fix it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 188,494 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 3/9/2022 - Published: 5/17/2020 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K., Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
All the Time in the World by burnable reviews
After an accident, Harry finds himself reliving his day, over and over. He decides to use his time... wisely. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 787 - Published: 3/6/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Odd Cravings by Ourliazo reviews
When Harry asks to go back in time, Death stipulates that he has no influence over bringing life – Harry has to come into the world the way everyone does. "Ow," James wheezes, hand coming up to his stomach. "Did someone just sucker punch me in the kidney? What was that?" [tl;dr Death goes full Zeus and the Marauders are pretty sure James is being possessed]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/17/2022 - Published: 2/2/2022 - [Sirius B., Remus L., James P.] - Complete
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 268,292 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Pack Survives by Youngthundercat67 reviews
The last thing he saw before his head was taken off was the horror in his daughter's eyes. Then came the flashes, the visions of the atrocities that would happen to his family but the gods have given him a second chance. What changes can Eddard Stark make to win the Game of Thrones? Mix of books and show. AU.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 165,611 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 5,449 - Updated: 2/15/2022 - Published: 10/3/2019
Master-1 by Luan Mao reviews
They didn't respect anyone who wasn't useful in a fight. First impressions can be misleadng.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,248 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 603 - Published: 2/12/2022 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Runecraeft of the Norns by HaikenEdge reviews
The direct continuation of Harry Potter and the Physical Adept, in which cyberpunk-influenced, tabletop RPG-loving Harry Potter continues his life in and (mostly) out of Hogwarts. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Violent!Harry. Book 3 in Harry Potter and the RPG Influence. Rated M for language, graphic violence and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 94,938 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 2/3/2022 - Published: 4/1/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Norberta
A Sensational Story by Srikanth1808 reviews
ABANDONED: The sequel to "A Dramatic Reading" by White Squirrel - join Hogwarts and invited Ministry guests as they continue with a public reading of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", by J.K. Rowling. Please see last chapter - "Important Update" for details!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,618 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 1/31/2022 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Self-Insert by 15Redstones reviews
I am a 18 year old fanfiction writer, schoolkid and computer nerd. I also just woke up in the body of 8 year old Harry Potter. How did I get here? No idea. What am I going to do? Priority one, survive. Priority two, drag this world into the 21st century. Metagaming and Magitech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,374 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 1/26/2022 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D.
To The Next by queenfirst reviews
"To the well organised mind, death is but the next great adventure" — Albus Dumbledore. Pretty words, yeah, but she didn't expect them to be so damn literal. Sorta-SI/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 317,382 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 5,841 - Updated: 1/16/2022 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Harry P., OC
Red Storm by Nemesis13 reviews
Anakin Skywalker was dead, he was Darth Vader now, and he would fulfill his Master's orders in order to save Padme...except he was stopped before the Jedi Temple by his best friend, Iris Potter. Unfortunately it looked like she was ready to have some fun, her lightsabers golden glow dimly reflecting off her lightning bolt shaped scar. This wasn't going to end well.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 1/11/2022 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Harry P. - Complete
Elves by kb0 reviews
The Potters have a house-elf Dumbledore didn't know about, who will take care of Harry no matter what ... and possibly take care of other things too. (Oneshot. Spoof or crack, you decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,589 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 640 - Published: 1/6/2022 - Harry P. - Complete
the Treehouse by FMPtrumpets reviews
Harry didn't like it. Sirius was going on the run again, living in horrible conditions, because the one person who can help him... won't. Luckily the Weasley boys have a solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,737 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/29/2021 - Published: 12/3/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
Is that Excitement? by NyGi reviews
Harry Potter is old. Veeeery old. He also sometimes gets summoned by strangers wanting him to have a word with Death on their behalf. His routine gets a little shaken, though, when two brothers in lots of flannel go and just KILL Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,458 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 12/29/2021 - Published: 11/23/2020 - Complete
Evil Eyes by FiendLurcher reviews
Ever wake up surrounded by dead people and no idea where you are? Pretty sure I didn't even drink or get hit by a truck last night, either. [A madhouse Self-Insert Sasuke story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 323,369 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 4,482 - Updated: 12/19/2021 - Published: 10/9/2021
That is the stupidest- by Ourliazo reviews
Sirius falls into the veil and James is the one to shove him back out. The Marauders then steal away Harry, half-heartedly recruit an irritated Snape and attempt to defeat Voldemort with absolutely no plan at hand but that's how they usually roll so it should be fine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/7/2021 - Harry P., James P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
Harry Potter, et al, and the Keystone Council by OlegGunnarsson reviews
All his life, Harry Potter had heard voices inside his head. He never expected to learn that the voices were his own. Five different Harry Potters, from five different worlds, must work together to survive life, school, and the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 221,546 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 11/30/2021 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Harry P.
Holonet Gossip by LPK9 reviews
When an enterprising gossip reporter catches Prince Luke Vader and Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan having dinner together, the ramifications shake the destiny of the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,589 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/21/2021 - Published: 1/25/2021 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Bail O. - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 275,678 - Reviews: 4432 - Favs: 13,845 - Follows: 14,950 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Answer Is Silence by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, implied time travel. Lord Voldemort might have been the first to know it, but others learned, including the Dursleys, the Hogwarts professors and students, and the Death Eaters: Harry Potter is terrifying. Seven parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 11/9/2021 - Published: 11/3/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
One-shot on the difficulties of sealing by PepperonyOwl reviews
Minato thought he knew seals so calling on the Shinigami to seal the Kyuubi into his son - well, the difficult part shouldn't have been when he called on Death. So why was there a little black-haired, green-eyed woman in front of him in what looked like pyjamas with... was that colour-changing, moving wolves? And how could she be uncertain if she was Death? In her shoes, he'd know!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 365 - Published: 10/28/2021 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Minato N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Honour in Exile by AppoApples reviews
Sometimes Force visions are inconvenient. Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi, by the Council's and Senate's opinion, reaches out for help from all the wrong people. Expelled from the Order, Obi-Wan is about to alter the timeline forever more, and the galaxy is far from prepared. Lots of Mandalorian and Force sensitive continue to cause mayhem. Major AU of Phantom Menace Short Story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/15/2021 - Published: 10/12/2021 - [Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala] Count Dooku, Darth Plagueis - Complete
The one where Harry and Draco have a nice, friendly chat by anorc reviews
Canonically in third year Harry is some dumb little kid. Who seems to have forgotten what he did last year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2021 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Titanomachy by jarec reviews
Beastboy is still missing. The mysteries are multiplying. Are our young heroes ready to face the War of the Titans?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 200,531 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/18/2021 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Beast Boy
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,393 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 10,318 - Follows: 7,785 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco and Harry have a chat in a bathroom during sixth year by anorc reviews
What it say on the tin. The one where Harry and Draco have a nice, friendly chat. Canonically Harry does really dumb things to Draco in a bathroom. What if he just was caustic. And a Lyer. (sic)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not My Time by kathryn518 reviews
A terrible betrayal, accidental magic, and time travel. A piece on the board whose fate was to die, now knows that winning a war doesn't necessarily mean victory. With both power and foreknowledge, what will he do to ensure the future he knows does not come to pass?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,565 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,753 - Published: 8/20/2021 - Sirius B., James P., Gellert G.
The List by kathryn518 reviews
Minerva McGonagall finds a parchment with a list left behind in class and confronts the owner, leading to an awkward conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 819 - Published: 8/18/2021 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A Knight In Purple Armour by xshadowfax reviews
Stuck in a graveyard between Death Eaters and an angry Dark Lord, Harry Potter's scrambled mind comes up with a crazy idea that might just allow him to dodge certain Death...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/30/2021 - Harry P., Stan S., Ernie P. - Complete
Fireworks by anorc reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. EWE [HP/DG] HAPHNE. "Just for once, can something nice happen in Harry Potters life" Also contains depictions of PTSD, alcoholism, lemony scenes, humor. Harry Potter tries to survive the peace after the war. Starts just after the end of the war. Hermione won't stop crying, Harry has nightmares, George won't get out of bed. And Harry needs to talk to Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 233,919 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/21/2021 - Published: 2/18/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Stepping Back by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 405,886 - Reviews: 4794 - Favs: 17,842 - Follows: 14,253 - Updated: 7/18/2021 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] James P. - Complete
Double Back by Methos2523 reviews
Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 268,228 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 11,258 - Follows: 13,245 - Updated: 7/9/2021 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
Harry Potter and the Magical Guardian by Sursr reviews
What if Lily and Petunia had been able to reconcile while Lily was still early in school? If the two remained close until Lily was forced to go into hiding? What if Harry knew a lot about his mother, and wanted to be like her rather than his famous father? What impact would that have on a certain headmaster's plan to have a young Harry enter the magical world hoping for an escape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 289,095 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 7/7/2021 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Luna, Queen of Azkaban by TeachUsSomethingPlease reviews
Fudge wanted scapegoats for the DoM incident, and he picked the Ministry 6. Now they're stuck in Azkaban instead of the Death Eaters. The dementors are gone, but things seem bleak... until Luna reveals she's smuggled in a wand. And she seems to be slowly taking control of the island for the DA. Oops. Features Idiot!Fudge, Genius!Luna, Good!Dumbledore, and one very confused Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 7/22/2020
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 7,075 - Follows: 6,299 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bucket List by Darkpetal16 reviews
Being reincarnated as Harry Potter's fraternal twin sister really puts a new meaning behind "death is but the next great adventure." Grey!OC. -COMPLETED-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 326,674 - Reviews: 3834 - Favs: 5,823 - Follows: 5,087 - Updated: 7/1/2021 - Published: 10/1/2020 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC, Dementors - Complete
Magical Girl Escalation Taylor by Silently Watches reviews
When Taylor gained bug powers, a god died. When Taylor became a magical girl, the world braced for impact. Cross-posted quest from Sufficient Velocity.
Crossover - Worm & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 203 - Words: 512,459 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 6/18/2021 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Skitter, Vista
When Harry met Daphne by anorc reviews
EWE Harry Potter gets framed for the murder of Daphne Greengrass, staged to be his 'secret lover'. Ginny doesn't like that. Harry resorts to the resurrection stone to get a 'witness' to the murder. Who certainly isn't Harry's secret lover. Who did kill her and why? Harry falls into a job with Kingsley, working to save those imprisoned by the death-eaters. [HP/DG] Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 61,622 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/14/2021 - Published: 7/19/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
What Would Broz Do? A Harry & Ron Series of Events by vlad the inhaler reviews
A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/10/2021 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Harry P., Ron W.
An Essence of Silver and Steel by James D. Fawkes reviews
At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 121 - Words: 636,986 - Reviews: 4386 - Favs: 5,998 - Follows: 5,864 - Updated: 6/5/2021 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea - Complete
The Great Toad Sage of Brockton Bay by green eyed typhoon reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers with a very odd, if useful, set of powers. With the ability to summon the Toads of Mount Myoboku she enters the cape scene with both the aspirations to be a hero and the backing of a family. Based on the previous Toad summoners, she has a lot to live up too. Best get started….
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 214,469 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 5/24/2021 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Gamakichi, Skitter, Clockblocker, Parian
Strings of Fate by Knife Hand reviews
Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapters 39 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,119 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 8,251 - Follows: 10,886 - Updated: 5/22/2021 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Susan B.
Sliding Doors by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
James Potter made a vow to himself that his seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry would be different. He would be responsible, kind, and (hopefully) get the girl. Yes, this year would be different. He had no idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,652 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 5/16/2021 - Published: 9/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Tales of Three by AutumnSouls reviews
Wrath burns deep in Iris Potter, and such things must be tempered, even if it's with Albus Dumbledore's idea of education and guidance. After a disastrous end to her second year, Iris and Dumbledore find themselves tangling with old enemies, time travel, and what's best left unexplored — the eldritch. [Mentor!Dumbledore. Morally loose fem!Harry. Canon Divergence.] ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,580 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 5/11/2021 - Published: 5/30/2018 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D.
Just Another SI by JustAnotherFan217 reviews
A man from our world is reborn as Brandon Stark. He could have fun and enjoy this second shot at life, or try and be a hero and make the world a better place. He could use his knowledge to play the game and come out on top, or he could use it to keep his family well away from the death and wars. No one ever said he couldn't do both.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,177 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 4,984 - Follows: 5,579 - Updated: 5/7/2021 - Published: 4/20/2020
Taking a Stand by FMPtrumpets reviews
Fifth year. Remember that time when Harry stopped to think before speaking? When he was smart about it and didn't just sit back and watch as he and other kids were hurt because the Professors told him to keep his head down? Although, nobody would have expected him to handle it the way he did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,918 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 975 - Published: 4/28/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Idea Repository by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A stash for various plot ideas, all open for adoption. In this chapter: the Confounded Goblet of Fire decides on an interesting way of solving the "underage Champion" problem. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,757 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Harry P.
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,968 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 8,301 - Follows: 9,379 - Updated: 4/23/2021 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
Harry Potter and the Physical Adept by HaikenEdge reviews
The direct continuation of Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts, in which cyberpunk-influenced, tabletop RPG-loving Harry Potter continues his life in and out of Hogwarts. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Violent!Harry. Book 2 in Harry Potter and the RPG Influence. Rated M for language, graphic violence and sexual content. Dumbledore bashing, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,329 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 4/1/2021 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Norberta - Complete
Ex Synthetica by willyolioleo reviews
Taylor doesn't get to control insects. Instead, she controls things that are slightly... smaller. Tinker/Master Taylor. Updates weekly, hopefully. Based more on fanon than canon.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 334,568 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 5,519 - Updated: 3/18/2021 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Of Steel and Chakra by Ian Hycrest reviews
After an unexpected attack during a routine mission, Tenten finds herself stranded in a frozen wasteland. Determined to make her way home, she travels south, finding refuge with the Starks of Winterfell. She decides to stay and await rescue there, but when her new friends are threatened by the political scheming of the South, Tenten's not just going to stand idly by...
Crossover - Naruto & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,274 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 3/1/2021 - Published: 1/4/2020 - [Tenten, Jon S.] Arya S., Eddard S./Ned
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 427,323 - Reviews: 5806 - Favs: 15,839 - Follows: 14,997 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,406 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Snake's Obsession by slythefoxx2 reviews
It isn't Sasuke that Orochimaru wants, but Naruto. And she'll do anything to get him. Naruto x Fem Orochimaru I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,072 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 6,218 - Follows: 5,711 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 12/28/2017 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 231,371 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 3,489 - Updated: 2/9/2021 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Remnant of a Worm by Halfmasked reviews
Post-GM Taylor in Remnant. Taylor Hebert; villain, hero, monster, savior, Khepri. She awakens in a hospital in Vale. Where was she? What would she do? Who would she be? Hero or villain? Monster or Savior?
Crossover - RWBY & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 181,488 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 2/7/2021 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Skitter
Escaping Fate by Temporal Knight reviews
In one world Lisa managed to walk a fine line between annoying Coil and keeping herself a free woman. In another, she fell off that knife edge. But if she should manage to get away after being broken, and if she should be taken in by a new hero trying to make a difference...things might go down a different path indeed.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,982 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/4/2021 - Published: 12/9/2020 - [Skitter, Tattletale] Victoria D./Glory Girl - Complete
A Growing Understanding by birdwoman95 reviews
AU starting end of Fifth year. Hermione was hurt a bit more by Dolohov's curse, and Harry needs to do something to fix it. It all goes off the rails from there. Tropes galore, I'm terribly mean to several characters I don't like (i.e. most adults and the youngest Weasleys)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,624 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/3/2021 - Published: 1/29/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tensions by Withered Pages reviews
Naruto bounced back up, careless to his developing concussion. "What? A princess? We're guarding a princess!" "No, dobe, just a noblewoman. Probably fat and old like the daimyo's wife, too." Team 7 gets hopelessly tangled up in court politics on their 2nd ever C-Rank.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,105 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/31/2021 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Insatiable Yuki-Onna by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Turns out there's a very good reason Haku was made to think she was a boy: To keep the world safe from death by dehydration. Now she's free, there's only one ninja who can stop her... Fem!Haku, crackfic, one shot. Rated for naughty allusions but not a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 204 - Published: 1/28/2021 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,575 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 6,891 - Follows: 5,064 - Updated: 1/23/2021 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Kenobi Scandal by AppoApples reviews
One moment they are speeding on their way to Mos Eisley, only to be hit by a Force instigated sandstorm and the next thing Ben Kenobi knows Luke can't find the droids. What's a Jedi to do when he finds himself back before the fall of the Republic? Come up with a cover story more scandalous than time travel: Luke, this is Anakin Skywalker. Anakin, this is my son, Luke Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,160 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2020 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 157,477 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 13,182 - Follows: 15,055 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Farmer's Tale by alltheuntold reviews
A 30-year-old American farmer is sent to the world of ASOIAF. Follow as he tries to create a life for himself. Slow development & pacing. Slice-of-Life style story. Act 2 is complete, Act 3 is in progress.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 138 - Words: 308,295 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 4,552 - Updated: 12/16/2020 - Published: 2/16/2018 - OC
Live Forever by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 12/13/2020 - Published: 5/7/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ride-Along by anorc reviews
It all begins when Harry Potter, trainee Auror does an evening ride-along with the Hit-Wizards who do the day to day policing of Wizarding Britain. He's expecting a boring night with people who aren't good enough to be Aurors. And he learns some home truths that are more uncomfortable than he was expecting. And an enemy he never knew strikes when he's at his weakest. Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,516 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/2/2020 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Daphne G. - Complete
Dimensional Twin by Gloweye reviews
After a freak magical occurrence triggered by Voldemort's defeat, twenty year old Harry finds himself transported into another world... right on top of his female counterpart, Iris Potter, aged 14. In the middle of the night. His own body is back at the same age again as well. Normal and Fem!Harry working together as siblings, and siblings only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,870 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Harry P.
The Method by Zabzab reviews
After failing his first genin examination, Naruto finds himself in front of the library. In a sudden bout of inspiration, he decides to enter and find a peculiar scroll. (It's an OP!Naruto story. I repeat it's an OP!Naruto story labelled as HUMOR!) ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Naruto U.
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 13,996 - Follows: 14,743 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Viewing the Wheel from the Spokes by phoenixyfriend reviews
There's a pair of married kunoichi in town, new and strange and adopting Naruto like it's nothing. One's an Uzumaki by blood, and the other by marriage, and Kakashi's swept up into their wake with only a token complaint. They give him an excuse to visit Naruto, and if that means turning a blind eye to the things they do that nobody understands, then Kakashi's fine with that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,351 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/8/2020 - Published: 8/26/2020 - [Karin U., Sakura H.] Kakashi H.
I Aim to Misbehave by White Squirrel reviews
Harry Potter escapes from Earth-That-Was via magitech, but goes missing. When he is finally unfrozen in the 26th century, he faces a new oppressive regime in the form of the Alliance while he tries to find the lost magical community in the Verse. Epilogue-compliant, No Power in the 'Verse-compliant. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,912 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 10/18/2020 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Harry P., River
A Boy and His Spider by Neymovirne reviews
Harry finds a talking spider in his cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 191 - Published: 10/18/2020 - Harry P., Severus S., Vernon D., Arabella F. - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,374 - Reviews: 12499 - Favs: 18,246 - Follows: 12,732 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Little Help Toward Destiny by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Young Jon Snow finds a book in the Winterfell library that gives him tasks to become stronger and cleverer. Watch how his life and his destiny change as a result. One-shot Gamer!GoT.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,187 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 1,085 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Jon S., Ghost - Complete
Plausible Deniability by euphoric image reviews
When I was reincarnated into the body of Harry Potter, I decided on three objectives. One: Become the strongest wizard. Two: Attain immortality. Three: Stop going into total organ failure every few weeks. And if that meant abandoning my morals and killing a few people along the way, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 10/12/2020 - Published: 5/26/2020 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Witch Queen by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to kill the immortal Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 193,422 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,780 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 4,587 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Greyjoy Allegro (SI) by ShaiGar reviews
Volume 2 from AndrewJTalon. Mirror with permission from SpaceBattles.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 9/25/2020 - Published: 3/29/2019 - Jon S., Robb S., Theon G.
How is This my Life? by FMPtrumpets reviews
Harry and Ron were in the middle of a rescue when they suddenly found themselves in a room full of loved ones, the Dursley's, and a few who were supposed to be dead. All to read a few books about him. Can't his life ever be normal? And why is Snape here! Great. slight Dumbledore bashing. (Re-titled; formerly 'reading Harry Potter')
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 324,655 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 9/22/2020 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wheel Is Come Full Circle by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione goes to Australia to bring her parent home and gets a big surprise. It turns out her Memory Charm wasn't enough to fill the hole in their lives. Now, she has a new sister who will be starting at Hogwarts as she returns for her seventh year and deals with the aftermath of the war. Epilogue-compliant. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/21/2020 - Published: 4/3/2017 - Hermione G., OC
Idiots, lackwits and imbeciles - The Trials of Rickard Stark by IncognitoMe reviews
"So all Lord Rickard needed to do to prove himself innocent of treason was ... well, not burn." Jaime Lannister, A Clash of Kings But what if he did not burn? Rickard Stark survives the attempt at burning him because the pyromancers could not tie a proper knot. Watch as he saves the realm from all the idiots, lackwits and imbeciles around.Time for someone competent to take charge.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,385 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 9/2/2020 - Published: 8/26/2019
A Turn in Time Saves Nine by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Prisoner of Azkaban alternate ending. When they meet Sirius Black in the Shrieking Shack, instead of getting caught, Hermione grabs Harry and Time-Turns them away. Just like Dumbledore asked her to at the start of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 241 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Baked The Author reviews
The last thing I remember is being trapped in the locker; now I'm in some kind of filthy, abandoned research facility, one that's clearly never heard of OSHA or the Geneva Convention. How did I get down here? Am I alone? Most importantly… how do I get out? Maybe I should make something… Tinker!Taylor, sane!GLaDOS
Crossover - Portal & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 8/24/2020 - Published: 8/23/2019 - GLaDOS, Skitter - Complete
Xander Harris and the Trip Through Hell by ZebJeb reviews
When the portal of Acathla opens, Xander jumps in to close the portal. Follows his journey through hell to find a way home. Badass Xander.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,891 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Memento Mori by GwendolynStacy reviews
Of the many people capable of carrying the fate of the universe on their shoulders by travelling back in time, Loki would have been the first choice of exactly nobody. With no allies, no plan and nobody on his side, Loki will just have to wing it. Or: That awkward moment when you've completed your redemption arc, but nobody else got the memo.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 7/5/2018 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Different Beginnings by Blandusername reviews
Naruto's origin was different than normal. A sealing that didn't affect him. No innate desire to become Hokage, only to discover who he is and rise through the ranks to be Elite. AU. Grey!Naruto ANBU!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,349 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 8/5/2020 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Half-Arsed Tournament by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Harry Potter never wanted to compete in the tournament in the first place. And when his name mysteriously came out of the goblet, he still didn't. So he did what any sensible wizard would do, and didn't care. [Harry x Hermione - best friends to romantic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,291 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 8/3/2020 - Published: 7/6/2020 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Real Phantom Menace by LPK9 reviews
A stomach bug, a few liters of moof juice, and a malfunctioning droid show Emperor Palpatine that not all is at seems in his Galactic Empire. AU. Six months after the destruction of the first Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,328 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 11/26/2019 - Luke S., Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, OC - Complete
The Terrible Ideas Bin by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,879 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 7/16/2020 - Published: 8/13/2011
Grey by Polydicta reviews
Baby Harry Potter was protected from Voldemort by Old Magic. That protection stayed with him beyond Voldemort's attack. Rated T for implied abuse. Ultra short single-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/10/2020 - Complete
Iris Potter and the Goblet's Surprise by AutumnSouls reviews
The Girl Who Lived is young, small, but fierce and not easily controlled. A story of her mischief and troubles in her fourth year of Hogwarts. New tasks, lots of snarky humor, fem!Harry/Fleur. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
Wolf's Choice by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU of GoF, sequel to Other People's Choices. Harry begins his summer with horrific visions that come true much faster than he was expecting. He'll have to rely on his circle of friends, both his guardians, and all his allies to cope with the results. COMPLETE. The sequel, Leopard's Choice, is now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 7/6/2020 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Boy Who Planned by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,393 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 6/16/2020 - Published: 6/15/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Dobby - Complete
Virginia is for Lovers by Lady FoxFire reviews
You find yourself in an unwanted marriage contract. Your death is not an option, your future spouse and in-laws' deaths might be an option. That is until Neville shows you how to escape and perhaps a way to deal with a Dark Lord who just doesn't want to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Weekly Voldie by MirrorShard reviews
OotP!AU: Harry needs a hobby. Luna offers to show him the ropes in investigative journalism. Now all he needs is a topic he knows well and has a lot to say about... — In other words: Luna Lovegood is Luna Lovegood, Harry is done with the Wizarding World, Ron is along for the ride and Hermione really doesn't have time to stop Harry from becoming a Dark Lord. Crack with a little plot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,982 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/12/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Always and Forever by lorelover reviews
This story starts at the end of Harry's third year, and continues thru his seventh. There is action in many of the chapters, but I believe the overwhelming focus should be the main characters. I'm trying to write about a realistic and honest relationship between Harry and Hermione, that in turn, will change everything, from the Triwizard Tournament to the downfall of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 467,230 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,189 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,650 - Follows: 4,957 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 3/26/2015
Quintessence by Darth Marrs reviews
The Galaxy Far Far Away did not fall easily to the Entities. With their last breath, the survivors of that galaxy planted a seed of hope for any other worlds that might fall. Naturally, with Taylor Hebert's luck, that seed planted itself in her. A Star Wars/Worm Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 226,747 - Reviews: 3790 - Favs: 4,454 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Skitter - Complete
Mistakes and Second Chances by lisbeth00 reviews
She had fallen through the veil of death, unaware of the path she was doomed to walk. It all seemed like fun and games at the start - another chance. She'd never been so wrong. OOC. fem!Harry. Lovecraftian Horror. Elemental and Black Magics. Femslash. Rated M for language, extreme violence, and mature topics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 399,056 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Death - Complete
A Fresh Bouquet by Tsume Yuki reviews
Reborn into the world of Harry Potter, Poppy Evans has only one goal; make sure she's not the only magical Evans alive by 1982. And maybe save that smug Potter while she's at it. Regulus Black didn't fit into the equation; he wasn't suppose to be so distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,567 - Reviews: 3013 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 7,444 - Updated: 5/7/2020 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Regulus B., OC] Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Green Eyed Beast by MrWriterWriter reviews
James and Sirius decide just trusting Dumbledore has its own flaws, so they decide to give Harry an edge up on the matter. The Hogwarts motto has never been more accurate. Parings to be determined. Rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 4,237 - Updated: 4/22/2020 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Harry P.
Umino Iruka and the Will of Fire by Leicontis reviews
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." Some would say that Hogwarts is the wrong place for Umino Iruka, and he's about to find out. With new students, he hopes to light the Will of Fire in this new world while new dangers lurk in the darkness. No overpowered ninjas running roughshod over the Potterverse in this fic! Mentor!Iruka, Gen fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 362,464 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/18/2020 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Iruka U. - Complete
Dobby's Deceit by La Morraine reviews
What if Dobby bound himself to Harry without Harry knowing about it? How would that influence the story? [Harry/Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 378,980 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 5,899 - Follows: 7,507 - Updated: 4/16/2020 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dobby
The Deadliest Touch by slythefoxx2 reviews
He thought an uncontrollable power was his biggest problem. A group of S Rank Missing Ninja, A demanding mother figure and a really confident heiress would disagree.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,991 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 4/12/2020 - Published: 3/30/2020 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shisui U.
When D-Rank Missions go Horribly Wrong by RiptideReader reviews
Sometimes, even the simplest of missions can go very, very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the unwanted marriage contract, crack edition by anorc reviews
Takes place after a slightly less awful end of fourth year. Reworked Harry Potter and the method of double tap. Harry and Sirius are confronted by a marriage contract for Harry. What will they do. How will Harry cope. Will Harry ever understand love. My attempt at making the sequel more fun.HAPHE Now with Draco gets double-tapped and Astoria is very creative. Harry is less good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,458 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/24/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B., Daphne G. - Complete
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,337 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 4,024 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Horcrux Hunt by F.D.Wurth reviews
Fleur and Tonks' plans for the future get derailed. Now they are pulled into Harry's hunt for horcruxes. How will things go with an Auror and a trained Curse Breaker along? Rated M for language, mild violence, and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,659 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 5,548 - Updated: 3/13/2020 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
A Small Sacrifice by anorc reviews
The story behind Harry's incredible protection, made from a mothers love, and a bit of illegal sacrificial magic. And James Potter's love, and the true reason Harry sucks at Flooing and Portkeys, but is awesome on a broom, on his first flight at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/10/2020 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 5174 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 3,346 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
The Other Way by Slavok reviews
Taylor Hebert had never wanted to become a villain. That just happened as she made one desperate choice after another until she got in too deep to get out. This time, her journey as a cape leads her the other way.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,684 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 3/13/2019
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei's novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke's family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 138,945 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 4,436 - Follows: 4,912 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 10647 - Favs: 18,458 - Follows: 18,036 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rod of God by Zero Rewind reviews
Set in the Deathly Hallows. Harry and Ron die instead of Dobby in the escape from Malfoy Manor. Hermione, forced to bury them at Shell Cottage, devises a plan to end the war once and for all. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/1/2020 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Polyjuice Club by fruitbat728 reviews
Hermione Granger successfully brewed Polyjuice Potion. After waking up from being Petrified, she brews it again. Harry Potter will never return to the Dursleys, himself, if the Polyjuice Club has anything to say about it! POA & GOF Fix-It! no romance, no slash. Rated M for swearing / violence. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,269 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/30/2020 - Published: 3/20/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Honored Guest by LMEM reviews
Ten-year-old Arya Stark has become lost in the woods following the awful "Joffrey incident" at the Trident. She wanders into the camp of Aegon VI Targaryen and his Hand, Jon Connington, who have invaded Westeros with the intention of retaking the Iron Throne. Connington thinks that Arya could be a valuable hostage, but he has no idea what mischief Arya can cause.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 328,525 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/26/2020 - Published: 5/16/2017 - Arya S., Gendry, Aegon VI
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8422 - Favs: 13,157 - Follows: 13,287 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Harry Potter and the Burning of Bridges by ZebJeb reviews
Collection of one shots where various Harry Potter characters will get more upset than in canon and end up saying or doing something that will likely destroy relationships, and possibly have long lasting plot impacts. Not meant to be bash-fic, but there will be some unforgiving interpretations of actions and words that will edge on bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,577 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/18/2020 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
To Duel or Not to Duel by Captain Compass reviews
A more desperate and smarter Harry responds to Voldemort's challenge to a duel in a most unusual way. Canon. Not a part of my Honestly Harry series. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/11/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort
And the Basilisk made Three by slytherinsal reviews
Ron makes a bad choice about seeking out Hermione, and Harry, panicking, calls for aid using parseltongue as the tap is right in front of him. He and Hermione make a new friend, and Snape recognises the lack of self-worth of the abused. A Snape-mentor fic with a 60 foot twist. This has four years/chapters, and it's a good place to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,120 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Complete
To Change Everything by Vixilante reviews
!ABANDONED FIC! Naruto lost the war and everyone he cared about. Kurama has the perfect solution in the form of Time Travel. Naruto agrees and they go back to the beginning - the day of his birth - to hopefully save everyone and change the future. Big time. Who cares about the consequences? Time Travel/Gen/HumorFic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,246 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 4/29/2019 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Like a River by Countess Millarca reviews
She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else. SI!Sakura. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,075 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 2,659 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8829 - Favs: 18,017 - Follows: 18,817 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
The Distraction Tactic by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Crack Fic- Naruto, at an early age, learns an interesting distraction tactic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 237 - Published: 12/24/2019
Knowledge Comes At A Price by slayst reviews
Lily Potter never actually saved her son's life. No, Hermaeus Mora did it for her, at a price. The witch ended up in Apocrypha and Harry became a new dimensional anchor for the Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge now standing on his shoulder. Poor, poor Wizardry World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 3,995 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermaeus Mora
The Betrothal expanded by slytherinsal reviews
as requested from the drabble. When Pansy Parkinson opts for Ron Weasley as a suitable bridegroom to rescue her from abuse at home, it has a knock-on effect with Harry's life too as Pansy helps him understand his place in society and how to use it within the context of the Triwizard. Rated for mention of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Complete
All According to Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron goddess. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 470,119 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Blaise Z. - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Harry Potter's most excellent adventure by wolfd890 reviews
Harry Potter simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU (COMPLETE, if you can believe it!)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,600 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 4,145 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 11/16/2015 - J. O'Neill, Vala, Harry P. - Complete
Powerful Men by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. Tom didn't know whose idea it was that a mysterious man who had walked out of the Veil of Death should be the guest lecturer for Defense Against the Dark Arts while Professor Merrythought dealt with some kind of magical emergency, but he could thank them. And curse them. Henry Evans changes Tom's life. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 336 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
Sirius Saves Himself by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 174 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
To Keep a Promise by ALRYM reviews
Harry Potter is dead. Hermione Granger has lost almost everything. The only thing she has left is the most important promise she ever made, and she would go to any lengths in order to keep it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
Explosive Problem-Solving by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Anakin takes the quick and easy route to nullifying his nightmares. [Oneshot. ROTS-AU. Crackfic.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/24/2019 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] - Complete
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Monsters Within Us by UndyingRevenge reviews
After Gold Morning Taylor finds herself lost in the forests of another world. It's just her luck that the first place she discovers just so happens to be the den of a certain fox. (Warring Clans Era)
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,128 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Madara U., Hashirama S., Skitter
Better Dead Than Red by Digsjin reviews
Q sends a libertarian computer programmer to the Star Trek Universe, he is disappointed to find out the Federation is not the Utopia it was made out to be and becomes a space pirate with very few scruples. Star Trek SI/OC, Augment.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,522 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 543 - Published: 10/2/2019
Taking Responsibility by Forum Explorer reviews
Taylor has surrendered to the PRT and in doing so has ruined Cauldron's plans for her and her city. Alexandria has to do something about this but what? She could try a scheme to alienate Taylor by provoking her into a fight. She's invincible after all, and Taylor could easily escape prison once the dust settles. Or perhaps she should try just talking to Taylor about it first.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria - Complete
White to Move, Mate in Two by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. While spying on Voldemort in the Shrieking Shack, Harry gets an idea, and things change very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ron and Agent J's Unintentional Team-Up by ZebJeb reviews
Auror Ron Weasley and Agent J are on the case to stop two rampaging beasts. Unfortunately, problems arrive when they both try to implement the "wiping witness memories" part of their jobs. ONE SHOT
Crossover - Men In Black & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/24/2019 - Agent K, Agent J, Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer At Grimmauld Place by Silver Queen reviews
When Sirius turns Peter Pettigrew in, suddenly he's free. Harry's more than happy to leave the Dursley's no matter what living with Sirius Black might be like. [Book 3 POA AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/16/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Made of Common Clay by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 135,979 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 11,381 - Follows: 9,698 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Atonement by old-crow reviews
Harry received some useful advice before the third task. The butterfly effect will be going full-speed. Not everyone is happy with the changes. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,355 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7805 - Favs: 19,182 - Follows: 21,154 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 8,656 - Follows: 4,642 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 7,699 - Follows: 8,014 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Parselmouth of Gryffindor by Achille Talon reviews
Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 274,382 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 10/9/2017
Dare to Dream by LeQuin reviews
After catching Harry and Ron making up entries for their Dream Diaries, Hermione tries to get Harry more interested in his homework by including him in a research project. Their work leads to results that neither could have imagined when they embarked on their quest for knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,519 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 344 - Published: 7/31/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 443 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Price of Blood by ack1308 reviews
We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,798 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 2,588 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, E. Piggot - Complete
Outrages So Hideous by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry knows that everyone would be disappointed in him. Hell, he's disappointed in himself. But he just doesn't see any other way to change the rotten structure of wizarding society. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/20/2019 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 6,600 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Marked by dogbertcarroll reviews
Tara's death was a low point in the gang's history, so when given a chance to change her fate, Xander grabs it tightly with both hands, but how will a girl from the sticks react to a boy raised on the Mouth of Hell?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 824 - Published: 7/17/2019
Kunoichi, a female parahuman mercenary by toojoshua reviews
Where Naruto sees roses, Taylor sees thorns.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,092 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Skitter
Desperation- Volume 1: To Escape by Sunfire Scribble reviews
Add the Desperation of a young child to the three D's of Apparition, and when chased by Dudley, instead of the school roof, Harry Apparates to Malfoy Manor? A Harry Potter, raised and shaped by Pure-blood knowledge and tradition will have a far different impact on the Wizarding World than the ignorant and abused child Dumbledore had expected to be delivered to him on Sept 1st.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,368 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/29/2019 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A brand new day by dogbertcarroll reviews
What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 12/16/2017
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 8,914 - Follows: 6,537 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Crazy Like a Snake by Sacred Dust reviews
Destiny goes flying out the window when dotty, eccentric Luna Lovegood is sorted into Slytherin. Draco thinks it's an outrage. Snape thinks fate is punishing him. Harry and his friends don't know what to think. Luna suspects the nargles. [Chamber of Secrets AU - grey Luna, smart Draco]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,860 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 5/26/2019 - Published: 1/13/2018 - [Draco M., Luna L.] Hermione G., Ginny W.
Family - It's in the Blood by mjimeyg reviews
Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 1,301 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter had won the war, it had been bloody, brutal, and in the end almost entirely pointless. Despite his influence nothing changed in their secluded society and eventually he just stopped caring. With Hermione's blessing he eventually decides to perform a ritual that jumps universes, and somehow ends up the caretaker of a female version of himself. Chaos, of course, ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 4,883 - Follows: 6,223 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 3/23/2018 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P.] Sirius B., Andromeda T.
The Potter Conspiracy by Luiz4200 reviews
When Sirius Black is sent to Azkaban without a trial, Xenophilius Lovegood suspects it's part of a ploy regarding Sirius' godson and publishes his theory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 2/9/2019 - Xenophilius L. - Complete
Show me the Way by The Ferryman reviews
"She's a wannabe hero. Has been from the start, since the night Lung was first brought into custody." In the hospital after Leviathan, knowing the truth of Shadow Stalker's identity and with both Armsmaster and Tattletale threatening the Truce, Taylor proposes a compromise. Because no one can make the wrong decision every time.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 439 - Published: 5/8/2019 - Complete
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 279 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,927 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 8,249 - Follows: 9,473 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Of Birds, if not Bees by The Ferryman reviews
Canary's trial prompts Ethan to explain some of the facts of cape-life to Rory.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/2/2019 - Miss Militia, Triumph, Assault, Battery - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 1,418 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
We've Nowhere Else to Go by Mythrilforge reviews
A rocky jut of an island, off a craggy coast, afforded the last vestige of hope. The wind howled like the abyss claiming a much-deserving soul. Rain thrashed the windows with unrelenting vigor. Lighting cackled and thunder roared. "Uncle Vernon, will they find us here?" An over the top short of the wizarding world tracking Harry down. Meant as humor for being opposite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2019 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Two is a crowd by Zaxarus reviews
James Potter trusted Sirius like a brother. Lily trusted Remus even more. How far will a friend go to honour this trust and to protect her son? What is Dumbledore's backup plan after losing the one and only boy-who-lived? And how will the public react when they learn about the truth? It is time for the tri wizard tournament. It is time for the truth to be reveiled.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 207,233 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 2/12/2018 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Neville L.
The Great Northern Alliance by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
In which Bloodraven, rather than waiting for things to go wrong, warns Ned and Cat that winter really is coming. Cue some very interesting preparations for the oncoming Long Night. 50% crack, 50% other (but not Other).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 8/12/2017
Harry Potter and the Half-Giant's Wand Rights by ZebJeb reviews
In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 213 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Greyjoy alla Breve (SI) by ShaiGar reviews
Mirrored story from SpaceBattles - Volume 1 from AndrewJTalon. An SI takes over Theon Greyjoy when he's brought to Winterfell as a hostage, and proceeds to bring the Industrial Revolution to Westeros, with the contents of the internet in his mind.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 287,923 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 3/29/2019 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Robb S., Theon G., Ramsay B. - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 4,681 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 7,424 - Follows: 6,217 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Step to the Right by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,836 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 5,763 - Follows: 5,317 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Annals of Arithmancy by White Squirrel reviews
Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,813 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8717 - Favs: 13,565 - Follows: 17,533 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 6,830 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
Blitz by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. In an alternate history where the Blitz lasted a few months longer in London, the young Tom Riddle's life takes a very different turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Circle of Light by DarkKing666 reviews
This is the sequel to "Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force." Harry is now off to his second year at Hogwarts, where a new danger awaits. But he has his friends and family to help him, plus a new group of allies - the Circle of Light.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,053 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Belldandy, Urd
A Bit of Sky by ShayaLonnie reviews
An emergency usage of magic from the future brings a shocking truth to the First Wizarding War. Three displaced soldiers wind up in 1981 and only have a few months to end Voldemort, Death Eaters, and a pack of vicious werewolves before The Prophecy is set in motion. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,735 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 2/17/2019 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Marauders
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 7,304 - Follows: 6,773 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Bunch of Nutjobs by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
You'd be surprised how much you can get away with just with one well-placed kick.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2019 - Published: 2/4/2019
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by Elle Morgan-Black reviews
The trials and tribulations of Lucius Malfoy. His son is whiny and indiscreet. His wife is clueless as to how genuinely insane her sister is. The politicians he keeps in his pocket are inept. The Dark Lord is back and has clearly gone off the deep end, and oh yeah, there's this little matter of one scar-faced brat who keeps messing up his evil plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,016 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/26/2019 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Endless Pantheon: God's Blood by Todeswind reviews
Godhood has not simplified the life of Harry Dresden. Between his war with the Titan Chronos, the Feminicidal God Moloch, and a cavalcade of nastyness from before the dawn of time you'd think it couldn't get any worse. Unfortunately for Harry, Mab is more than happy to shake things up. Sequel to "God's Eye."
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 177,077 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Complete
I'm Not The Only One by Potato19 reviews
AU Fifth-Year. Harry Potter, unseen half-brother to the believed Boy-Who-Lived, Jack Potter; decides that enough is enough, and plans to step out of the shadows and announce himself in a big way. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 192,048 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
You've ALWAYS Known? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Luke has a disturbing conversation or two. Perhaps he's the sane one in the Skywalker family. [Parody. Oneshot.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/6/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and the Limbo Conversation by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 5229 - Favs: 4,619 - Follows: 4,277 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
Broken! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Severe abuse causes an enormous burst of accidental magic from which Harry learns to control the Dursleys. With their home as a casual base, he takes to the streets, thieving & improving his magic. Dumbledore-bashing. Dark retribution shocker. Grey nonreactive, noncompliant, anti-hero Harry. Friends. Fluff. Pairing. M-rated. Broken boy v powerful sanctimonious manipulative tyrant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,482 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Black Queen's War by Silently Watches reviews
Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,545 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M. - Complete
In the Dark by jade-fae reviews
The sequel to Harry Potter D&D. The crew return to Hogwarts, with tagalongs. How will a group of seasoned dungeon crawlers handle this Voldemort? Come inside, and find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,744 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
So How Can I Weaponize This? by longherin reviews
This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Received a polish pass on 1/27/2023. No story beats have been changed, just tightening up a few loose bolts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,961 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
Naruto: Shadow Clones for the Win by Verum in Phantasia reviews
Dumped into Naruto's body the morning after he learns his signature Jutsu and the truth about why the village hates him, what am I to do? Abuse the Hell out of Shadow Clones. Show Lee what Hard Work really is. And kick some Emo duck-butt. Or I could build a Harem...hmmm. Shadow Clones for the Win! SI!Naruto. Strong!Smart!Naruto. Mature themes. Possible SI!NarutoxSmallHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,160 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 4,619 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 10/24/2016
The Scoop of a Lifetime by Soleneus reviews
If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,929 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 3,312 - Updated: 12/4/2018 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Harry P., Rita S.
Harry Potter and the Stargate by Sinyk reviews
What if Remus was not... quite... as fast as he needed to be to catch Harry before he tried to get to Sirius in front of the Veil of Death. And what if the Veil was not what the magicals believed it to be? Oops! AU HP/LL Bash!AD/RW/GW (as my usual).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,912 - Reviews: 3570 - Favs: 6,682 - Follows: 5,103 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 7391 - Favs: 11,059 - Follows: 9,572 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Oh-No-You-Didn't by Lord Barinthus reviews
The champions for the Triwizard Tournament are going to be drawn on Halloween, so Harry just knows something is going to happen. Better to direct the explosion than be in its path, yes?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 530 - Published: 11/15/2018 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Diary of Time by joemjackson reviews
Headmaster Harry Potter has spent his whole life trying to make things better. At the end of his life, he is finally ready. He goes back in time and gives his 11 year old self a very special book.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,417 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Amelia B. - Complete
Capable Cedric by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Cedric dodges. History changes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 172 - Published: 11/10/2018 - [Cedric D., Cho C.] Harry P. - Complete
Consistent Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Killing Curse still bounces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Misuse of Metamorphy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 170 - Published: 11/8/2018 - N. Tonks - Complete
Love Potioning Gone Wrong by Right What Is Wrong reviews
You may have read fics in which Ron and Ginny attempt to Love Potion Harry and Hermione, but never quite like this. Oneshot. Crack. OOC!Weasleys; Love-Potion!Weasleys-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Endless Pantheon: Visions of the Pantheon by Todeswind reviews
A companion piece to Gods Eye told from the perspective of the various Goa'uld as they react to the chaos that Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden has unleashed upon the Galaxy at large. It's a big galaxy, but nowhere is quite big enough to hide hurricane Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,674 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 10/21/2017
When, in Disgrace by GwendolynStacy reviews
"You're wrong." Steve wished he'd just kept his mouth shut. "I'm not- not- I'm not what you think." "What, homophobic? Well excuse me if I misread your somewhat obvious reaction to a gay kiss on TV." Or: The team neglected to inform Steve about a rather significant development of the future. There's a misunderstanding, a belated coming out and, finally, some much needed support.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/30/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Law by ZebJeb reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 317 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,612 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Gatecrash by fantasyra reviews
A few years after the events in Exiled. The crew of the Exiled led by Taylor Hebert makes the decision to abandon all they know to throw dice at fate's feet. Utilizing tinkertech mostly created by Leet, they attempt to cross dimensions to save a friend and mentor and perhaps in doing so, find the peace their individual past's had denied them.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 261,675 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Shepard, Skitter
Shadow of the Bay by jacobk reviews
An accidental collision of space time techniques sends an ordinary shinobi to Brockton Bay. She'll need all of her common sense and good judgment as she finds her feet in a new world. With new friends by her side, Tenten will have to decide if she's going to fit in or if her new home is going to have to fit her.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,635 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 2/17/2018
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6212 - Favs: 20,424 - Follows: 16,936 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Name Is Not The Thing by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 183 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Administration by Cyborg0 reviews
Some capes manifest powers that are very different from their shards, and some capes receive something very similar to the original. Taylor carries the Administrator shard, used to process and control informational systems with no upper limit. What happens when the powers she gets are a lot more direct than bug control?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,128 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 7/19/2016
The Long Awaited Duel by slythefoxx2 reviews
Sasuke was finally, FINALLY!, going to get his revenge on his sister Itachi. Nothing was going to stand in his way. Believe it! One-shot... NO longer! I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,277 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Going Through The Motions by Right What Is Wrong reviews
They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 157 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6631 - Favs: 15,354 - Follows: 17,868 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Lodestar by ShayneT reviews
Taylor Hebert is the grandchild of Magneto, a villain from another world. She has inherited his powers. Is the world prepared for a mistress of magnetism?
Crossover - X-Men & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 181,803 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Complete
The Horcrux Within by althor42 reviews
AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 237,215 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 5,630 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
Known Power by jlluh reviews
The power Harry knows and Voldemort does not. Oneshot. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Harry P., Albus D., Dobby - Complete
An Abnormal Godfather by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,659 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7258 - Favs: 8,141 - Follows: 8,877 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 4,828 - Follows: 4,240 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 5,319 - Follows: 5,007 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Dragon Knight by Oxnate reviews
Xander gets pulled into a war he didn't ask to fight and finds his strength. No knowledge of crossover needed. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,109 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Xander H. - Complete
Under a Watchful Eye by mysecretthoughts reviews
A character reads the books story heavy on Sirius and Harry. THERE IS NO ACTUAL RECITATION OF THE BOOKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 525,026 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Call to Arms by funkmasterjo reviews
Little Naruto finds letters one day. Tries to get the girl. Loses an arm. Starts a war. Puberty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Naruto U.
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 4,723 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Harry and Hermione Starring in: The Digital Revolution by Forthwith16 reviews
Being petrified and having one's absurdly lucky best friend kill a big snake really gets a girl thinking. Where could they go from there? A midnight conversation leads to a promise to do better, regardless of breaking one, two, or a dozen laws along the way. With a definitely safe wand, allies expecting her to be the next dark lady, and a free summer, what is a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,206 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Don't Say Vampire by DeltaNovember reviews
Taylor gains monstrous, vampiric powers and is adopted by Faultline's Crew.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 215,253 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Skitter, Madison C., Faultline - Complete
Time Travel? Really! by animeotaku20 reviews
Rose Potter, trouble-magnet extraordinaire, finds herself waking up in the past after an accident at work. Deciding to do what Dumbledore should have, Rose decides to fix the timeline seeing as she's stuck. Everyone had better watch out, because this Rose Potter isn't what they were expecting - at all. Fem!Harry, slight AD/RW bashing. T for language (lots of swearing).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 133,978 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 3,111 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Blood Feud by BeepKeeper reviews
Blood Feud: Set in third year Dobby helps Sirius Black improve Harry's year at Hogwarts. Elves capture Wormtail & Sirius plans to spend Yule with his godson. But dementors attack students as they queue for Hogwarts Express. Six students are kissed. Seeking justice Sirius declares blood feud against Fudge & Dumbledore. Others fall in Black vengeance Snape, Umbridge & Weasleys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 621 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Complete
The Devil's Own by FuryouMiko reviews
Harry Potter, along with his Guardian Angel Lash, is about to start his third year of magical schooling. After the Basilisk incident, Hogwarts is in danger of closing forever, and now an escaped mass murderer is on the loose. Fortunately, the Dementors of Azkaban are on his trail... A sequel to Silently Watches' Deal with a Devil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,177 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 4/26/2018 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Harry P., Tracey D., Sally-Anne P., Lash
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 4,845 - Follows: 5,565 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
For The Greater Goof by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Observations of a Wannabe Kunoichi by Quatermass reviews
(AU) There are many things that make a great ninja. Sakura Haruno may not be physically strong, but she is quite intelligent for her age, and she wants to be a great kunoichi like Tsunade. While practising her espionage skills at 10 years old, she uncovers Naruto's dark secret...which may very well lead to a more coherent Team 7... (No Sakura-bashing here. Don't like, don't read)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 128,722 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Sakura H., Haku] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Impose by MarauderLover7 reviews
It was still called the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black", though it had been years since any of the Blacks that approved of that name had lived there. Sirius Black would be a disappointment to his parents, but Harry Potter - the home's other resident - was a credit to his. Both were proud of that. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate" and "Identity".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 205,927 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
We Ditched the Graveyard Early: Chapter 1 by jlluh reviews
Creeped out by all the tombstones, Harry and Cedric leave the graveyard almost as soon as they arrive. As result, much is different. Not sure of pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,000 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Cedric D.
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Stayin' Alive by LuciferTheHufflepuff reviews
During the final task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry babbles to himself as he tries to navigate boggarts, a Sphinx, and a noseless freak, not realizing everyone in the audience can hear every word he says. One-Shot Crack Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 422 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter D&D by jade-fae reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Luna sit down to play a Dungeons and Dragons style board game and wind up getting sucked into the world of the game. Best synopsis ever. Take the November writing challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,009 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
The Forbidden Spell by senawario reviews
Quite by chance, Harry finds a spell that is supposed to do his homework, but of course he can't tell anyone, not even his best friend. But is that all this spell does? Rated M for language and DE viciousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 323 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
Limpieza de Sangre by TheEndless7 reviews
Harry Potter always knew he'd have to fight in a Wizarding War, but he'd always thought it would be after school, and not after winning the Triwizard Tournament. Worse still, he never thought he'd understand both sides of the conflict. AU with a Female Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,508 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Get the Sorting Hat Mad at You by elvirakitties reviews
Dumbledore really upset the sorting hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 278 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Complete
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Just a matter of time by Himeneka reviews
Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 159 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 567 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
Off The Rails by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 364 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Intent to Live by intata reviews
"Taichi Yamanaka. That's my new name." See what the addition of another Yamanaka will do to the timeline. Will he screw everything up? Probably. Semi-SI OC fic. 'M' for bits of violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,971 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 7/16/2016 - OC
The Last Couple on Earth by jlluh reviews
Harry and Hermione seek to avert Armageddon by altering a small but oddly impactful moment. COMPLETE (probably)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Known Facts by millenialraven reviews
Harry Potter was left in a basket with only a letter as explanation, but one of his father's friends took it upon himself to answer the Dursleys questions up front. This one change leads to a different life for Harry. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,441 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P.
Thrint For Brains by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Shepard asks a certain creature some questions, and talks a bit about a certain ancient human science-fiction series. Crackfic. Spoilers for Leviathan DLC. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2018 - J. Garson, Shepard, Leviathan - Complete
Pokemon: Rapid Red Version by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A speedrun of Pokemon Red, as seen through the eyes of bewildered bystanders.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
Ministry Decree 0B-V10-U5 by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Ministry implements a basic security measure which, more or less, may be summed up as "roll up your left sleeve".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
A Serious Hunt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 174 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Competent by SSSRHA reviews
When Itachi met Naruto and Sasuke at the hotel, he expected a dumb Jinchuuriki and an angsty, revenge-ridden boy. Instead, a got a competent (and somewhat terrifying) paragon and a little brother that actually did some research and knows more than he should. Much angst on Itachi's part, and crack on everyone else's. "DOES NO ONE HEAR ME DYING HERE?" One-shot. OOCness galore!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
Summoning for Dummies by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An alternate universe's Order of the Phoenix have summoned Harry across the dimensions to save them from Voldemort. He outlines why this was an incredibly stupid idea. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 190 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Conning Cornelius by senawario reviews
One responsible adult does not like what is happening after Harry's 4th year. Though still on the run from the law, he figures out a way to help Harry, and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 160 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Sirius B., C. Fudge - Complete
Twice Blessed Shinobi by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
One man's Greater Good will fall to pieces when his greatest pawn is whisked away as part of the plans his mother set into motion the moment she learned of the dangers her son would face. Pairings TBD. Starts Pre-Hogwarts/Pre-Uchiha Massacre. Shinobi!Harry, Smart!Naruto&Harry, Prankster!Naruto&Harry, Father!Tenzou/Yamato, NotLazy!Kakashi, & Mentor!Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,449 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 5,974 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato
Endless Pantheon: Shattering Occam's Razor by Todeswind reviews
This story is a companion piece to my story, God's Eye, told from the perspective of SG-1 as they find themselves coping with all manner of supernatural complications to their war with the Goa'uld.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,660 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Complete
The Black Princess: An SI Story by Barn Barn Barn reviews
"What shall you name her?" Jamie asked softly. Cersei gave no sign that she heard him. She remained as she had been, silently gazing down at the babe held to her breast. Cersei's fingers played over the wisps of dark hair that graced her firstborn's head, while a strange expression fixed his sweet sister's features. Uncertain, Jaime hesitantly offered, "Alysanne, perhaps?"
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,912 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Joffrey B., OC, Tyrion L., Robert B.
Hallowed Horror by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Five Times Dudley Should Have Done Something by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Dark AU/ If he had been a better person, perhaps it would have made a difference. But he wasn't, and his cousin paid the price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4558 - Favs: 11,597 - Follows: 12,312 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,494 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 9,890 - Follows: 4,973 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 6: Castle Voldemort by Stargon1 reviews
Hogwarts has fallen. In its place stands Castle Voldemort. With the Hogwarts students held hostage, the Ministry has surrendered. All of magical Britain is now under the rule of Lord Voldemort. All, that is, but for those few at Diricawl Academy of Magical Studies. But what can so few really do against such odds?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,785 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: IronWizard by kb0 reviews
After the disaster at the end of 5th year, Hermione sees a comic book and decides she can do better than others to keep Harry safe by making him a suit of armor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,013 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Leaves by monbade reviews
This is a story about a smart Lily like they say she was. She has a plan and follows it. (Character death.) Its AU. Paring is none from the books. This is a small story, 5 chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,273 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 4,390 - Follows: 1,587 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
this is unexpected by MarbleGlove reviews
a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 6/19/2016 - E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul, M. Windu - Complete
The Girl of Tomorrow by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
You'll believe Taylor can fly.
Crossover - Superman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,211 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Complete
Tea is Never a Problem, but it can be a Solution by The Ferryman reviews
Or how Hermione calmed her parents, deduced the location of the Horcruxes, plotted to have the Goblins turn over the contents of Bellatrix's vault, unraveled the curse on the DADA Professor position, planned to remove a soul fragment from Harry, and explained to Dumbledore how Voldemort had erred, all over a simple cup of tea. (Follows on Pureblood Traditions)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Complete
Endless Pantheon: God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,805 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden - Complete
Changing Fate's Plans by Golasgil Sindar reviews
At the end of 4th year Hermione asks the Headmaster to help Harry. He turns to Sirius and things quickly get out of control. How will Harry react to the sudden changes it forces upon him? Slightly altered book 4 events, Harry and Hermione got together while their schoolmates ignored them once his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. H/Hr/DG femslash, Weasley bashing except Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 214,792 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 3/5/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Marlene M.
Lady Black, Lord Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
At the reading of Sirius Black's will several shocking revelations leave Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks reeling. How will things change for them? And what about that crazy, drunken contract between James Potter and Sirius? What will this mean for Harry and Tonks? AU after Order of the Phoenix. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,409 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 4,507 - Follows: 4,069 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
WRONG CHAMPION by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 206 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Severus S. - Complete
A Path to Skitter by ShayneT reviews
A hero's journey sometimes requires help from behind the scenes before it even gets started.
Worm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Contessa - Complete
Arashi Uzumaki by UnknownUnseenUnheard reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage, finds himself flung back in time. This is totally Sasuke's fault, and no one is convincing him otherwise. Realizing he might as well, Naruto does what he does best and turns the Shinobi world upside down, taking a new name and rebuilding Uzushiogakure in the process. One shot, complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 442 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Naruto U., Gaara, Jiraiya, Obito U. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 16,211 - Follows: 15,603 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Harry sorts out the past by slytherinsal reviews
because the horcrux in Harry's head wasn't dealt with when he was a child, and was killed by a rather brute force method after much trauma, Harry Potter is an adult who will not live to see his 30th birthday. Reviewing all the stupid mistakes made by the adults around him, he returns in time to sort out his younger self's life, by setting in train a number of actions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,365 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Complete
Cradled In Crimson Arms by RhysThornbery reviews
Prophecy speaks of a child who could bring balance to the Force. Many believed that this child was Anakin Skywalker, and it could have been. But now, as hope fades like a guttering light, another child has been found. A sinner shall become a saint as a young boy, on a forgotten world, finds a cradle. In Crimson Arms. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - OC, Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P.
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 11,915 - Follows: 9,969 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
The Stars Alone by Darth Marrs reviews
Sequel to Broken Chains. Every choice has a consequence. Every action has a price. Their financial empire lost, their allies turned against them for crimes they actually did commit, Harry, Hermione and Luna are exiled from Earth. The Goa'uld have no idea what is about to hit them, because the stars alone know how far they will go.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,367 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 3,066 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 5,577 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Scorched Path by romanescue reviews
"Come revel in the woods with us," said the girl to the boy. The Herd has grown small, but they still hold to the old ways. The truth is visible to those who care to look. 70% Lovecraftian horror, 30% Naruto. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dragon Queen Reborn by Daemon Belaerys reviews
Rhaegar always wanted a Visenya for his Aegon. Be careful what you wish for. Regular warnings apply such as sex, incest, violence, character death and the usual. A 'reincarnation' fem'jon fic. Featurin my usual bag of goodies such as more prominent magic, a light hearted tone, some snark/crack and of course something else than the usual 'angsty/broody/whiny' Jon that is so normal.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,618 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 10/5/2017 - Published: 7/23/2017 - Jon S., Oberyn M., Visenya T., Arthur D.
The Hogwarts Six and The Darkest Wizard by Belial666 reviews
Fourth year has come, bringing Tournaments, Prophesies, Dark Lords, powerful magic, Death Eaters, politics, and rearranged geographical features. Follow Harry, Ron, Neville, Tracey, Daphne, and a Slytherin!Anti!Hermione as they deal with all of the above as well as the greatest danger of all; themselves. For what is more dangerous than capable, daring, teenage witches and wizards?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,539 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC, Daphne G.
The Last Dragon by Daemon Belaerys reviews
Guilty three shot feelgood crackfic. Apparently Targs are not fireproof, and Jon is a badass. A fic filled with 'what ifs' that's based on the show but includes several characters and elements from the books and how that might just switch things around. Standard warnings apply such as smut, wincest...I mean incest, blood, character death, tricky disclaimers. The usual stuff really
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 564 - Published: 9/25/2017
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6283 - Favs: 18,916 - Follows: 20,065 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 8,589 - Follows: 10,115 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Polymagus by jlluh reviews
Harry survived Voldemort's curse because his parents were badass magic researchers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,857 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Black Dragon Ascendant by Daemon Belaerys reviews
Varys adds two and two together when Ned returns to King's Landing after the Tower of Joy and immediately hatches plans., The Black Dragon will return. Rewrite of 'Dragon in Wolf's Clothing'
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Jon S., Varys, Nymeria S., OC
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 7,243 - Follows: 8,757 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 5,402 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,202 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To Get a Date by jlluh reviews
Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 4,162 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
What If by Fyreheart reviews
This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,732 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P.
Endgame by LeQuin reviews
Ron leaving them stranded on the hunt for the horcruxes wakes Harry and Hermione up to the fact that they cannot continue on as they have. They will have to think things through and not trust to luck or a destiny that may or may not turn out in their favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,949 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,448 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 6,531 - Follows: 6,204 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4286 - Favs: 17,608 - Follows: 15,440 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Home Schooled by kb0 reviews
Summer after 4th year and after his trial, Harry becomes fed up with a number of things and decides he wants to spend more time with Sirius, so he convinces Sirius to home school him instead of returning to Hogwarts for his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,931 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 3,274 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 6,613 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 5,441 - Follows: 2,232 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Elementary Astronomy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
As "Madara" reveals his plan to the Kage Summit, the Raikage has one little question. (Takes place during Chapter 467.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
Misunderstandings of Passion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Potter seems to have utterly lost what few wits he had. Quite the achievement, in Snape's opinion... And what does this have to with his two friends, anyway? /Oneshot, crack, anti-Ron/Hermione/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Sasuke U., Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 8,193 - Follows: 6,470 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Itachi: On The Importance of Communication by PyrothTenka reviews
Series of funny and cute incidences centered around language barriers and two vastly different cultures trying to understand one another. At least they're fairly certain he isn't out to kill them. (Not crack)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Aragorn, Itachi U. - Complete
The Desk of Requirement by senawario reviews
This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
War Crimes by SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bobby B Saves The Day by Daemon Belaerys reviews
This is what happen when Bobby B Saves the Fucking Day Warnings: Crack! Rude Language, Mentions of sex. Oneshot!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,557 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 311 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Complete
Legion by Clell65619 reviews
In the 31st Century, Mordru has won. The United Planets is in collapse, EarthGov destroyed, and the Legion decimated and scattered. The Surviving Legionaries decide their only feasible way of fighting back would be to recruit a legendary Magic User. After much debate, they settle on Harry Potter... who turns out to be a bit different than his legend would suggest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,145 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 12/14/2016
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 20,039 - Follows: 11,027 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
All Hail The Queen by coalface reviews
After the Golden Morning, Taylor wakes up somewhere different
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,944 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 5/26/2017
It All Started When Harry Stole a Police Car by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a bit of Grand Theft Automobile, Dumbledore's meddling, and some wards that were working a little too well, Little Whinging has a new Police Constable who is all of ten years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,390 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Death is a vacation by Tarkus the Jaguar reviews
Taylor Hebert died in the locker. And in the ambulance on the way to hospital. A third time to an incompetent doctor. Then, a week later, she was hit by a car.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,893 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 12/3/2015
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4515 - Favs: 9,113 - Follows: 5,566 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
From the Ashes a Dragon by Daemon Belaerys reviews
As Jon's fateful stabbing ends differently, so does history change for better or worse. Timetravel, Heavy AU, Focus on Magic, Valyria. Both show and books driven. Usual warnings apply for GoT/ASoIaF: Smut, Incestuous Wincest Extreme Violence, Character Death, Davos being awesome, Rape, Littlefinger being his usual cuntish self. Sansa must Sansa as the Tully train never ends.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,408 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 12/14/2016 - [Jon S., Melisandre, OC]
The Last Lion of House Reyne by joen1801 reviews
When Tywin Lannister crushed the Reyne-Tarbeck Rebellion everyone in the Kingdoms believed he ended two noble lines. But thanks to one unique infant, one Harrion Reyne called Harry by his parents, some survived.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,710 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 6,389 - Follows: 7,304 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 7/18/2015
Deathless by phoenixyfriend reviews
Mortality is for losers. So is time as a linear concept. In other words, the entire planet is dead, Sakura is over five hundred years old, and she's bored as hell. Time-travel is clearly the only option.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,026 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Sakura H., Orochimaru, Bijū/Tailed Beasts
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 4,697 - Follows: 6,004 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Antimagic by Myricle reviews
The war was won, but the Statute of Secrecy was shattered in the chaos. In Britain, open resistance against the Muggles resulted in brutal defeat, and magical folk retreated behind defensive charms. Four years later, only a handful of magical strongholds remain in Britain. Harry Potter is among the community taking refuge in Hogwarts as the Muggles draw ever closer…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,315 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/4/2017 - Published: 9/30/2016 - Harry P.
Taylor Hebert and the Army of Acromantula by toojoshua reviews
Oneshot. What happens when Taylor finds out she is a wizard, after re-incarnating in the Harry Potter verse three years ahead of Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 296 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Skitter - Complete
The Truth About Rumours by LeQuin reviews
Hermione was always a curious girl, but what do you believe when the information you uncover radically shifts your view on things that were always certain? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 311 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 279 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 5: United We Stand by Stargon1 reviews
Lord Voldemort has risen. The Minister of Magic is dead. War has been declared. Now is the time for those of the Light to unite, for to do so will give them a chance to stand, to face the Darkness and to survive. For we all know what hapens to those who are divided ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,587 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Summer Nights by LeQuin reviews
Challenge response. The summer after Harry's fifth year he helps a local pensioner out of a tight spot. The man takes Harry under his wing and by the end of the summer Harry is invited to a party at the golf club of which his patron is the Managing Director. At the party Harry makes an unexpected discovery about the man's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,946 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Bonding (With Alcohol, Dementors, and Other Hijinks) by Nemesis13 reviews
Dudley Dursley was a thuggish, self centered, and self serving individual, and he knew it. One day though, the cousin he'd been told all his life was nothing more than a worthless freak blew up at him and unloaded his entire, insane existance. His parent's were nuts, Harry wasn't the freak, it was the idiots he was forced to exist with, aside from that dentist's daughter at least
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D.
Akatsuki by toojoshua reviews
Some kids want to settle down with a family when they grow up. We were orphans, but we dreamed much bigger than that. We wanted to take over our country.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Konan, Nagato U., Yahiko
The Old One-Two by Andrius reviews
Dudley's training makes a difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,657 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 4,239 - Follows: 2,724 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Aftermath by Colt01 reviews
What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 46,925 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 5,649 - Follows: 2,086 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Universe's Newest Puppet by phoenixyfriend reviews
Fate's strings are really more of a garotte at this point. - In which an SI OC ends up as Uchiha Sasuke's twin sister, and commences planning because this is either a seriously entertaining coma or her unfortunately permanent new reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,335 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Itachi U., OC
Powerless by Potato19 reviews
In the final showdown with Voldemort, Harry loses his magical abilities, rendering him powerless. Alienating those around him, he attempts to assimilate to Muggle life, figure out the (a-little-too-close-to-home) reason behind his inabilities and, hopefully, regain his magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,062 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
BUM by dogbertcarroll reviews
After an accident leaves him horribly burned and one of his friends dead, Xander Harris flees Sunnydale with only the symbiote on his back to seek someplace where he can fit in.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 967 - Published: 3/11/2017
Rising From The Shadows by TheBeardedOne reviews
From a place unexpected, a new threat arises to challenge the Last Mage of Krypton. (Sequel up - A Distant Storm)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,733 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Complete
Nightingale by Shadowghost5 reviews
In an alternate universe, Taylor Hebert triggers with the powerset of a Bard, and begins her quest to create a better Brockton Bay. Slight crossover elements with Dungeons and Dragons (5th edition), but no knowledge necessary.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,350 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Flechette
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Vengeance? No! Avenger! by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry and Hermione have gone farther than they ever expected in pursuit of the last task Dumbledore left to them, how are they going to handle it being derailed by the actions of the worlds mightiest heroes? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,204 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 9,066 - Follows: 5,211 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Legion by NeverTooOld reviews
Summary: Brockton Bay has an amazingly temperate climate. But sometimes, winter storms come through anyways. Because of this, Taylor was left in the locker for much longer, with far reaching consequences. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Worm belongs to Wildbow. We just get to play in this universe. It is fanfiction, thus is by definition AU. All changes are for my entertainment.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 289,207 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 5,579 - Follows: 5,189 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
The Warning by LeQuin reviews
One-Shot. Tobias Snape and Mr. Evans discuss their children and a hidden side of the magical world comes to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Tobias S. - Complete
Lazy Ninja by FreshNerd reviews
Kakashi is dropped into the middle of nowhere. The moon is broken into pieces, and he knows he's not in his home world anymore. Now he has to live out the remainder of his life in this strange, but peaceful world.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,005 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Kakashi H.
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,321 - Reviews: 4554 - Favs: 9,388 - Follows: 5,870 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6491 - Favs: 22,472 - Follows: 25,297 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 235 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
A Switched Chance by LunaStorm reviews
In which Hermione attempts a time-travelling ritual without due preparation and Harry happily goes along for the ride, and both have to cope with living their best friend's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,643 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Seed by TheOtherAnt reviews
An alternate universe where the Endbringers attack in a few different places and order that leads to Taylor gaining Blasto's shard. Desperate to be a hero, Taylor does something clever but incredibly dangerous to give herself the power to save the city and chooses to become a Heroic Warlord to save the city from itself.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 246,268 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 8/15/2015
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 923 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 719 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 3,631 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Potato19 reviews
Set during OOTP. The story of how Hermione's innocent suggestion of running a Secret Santa with the DA leads to the ultimate search for the perfect presents, an unexpected change in holiday plans, late-night mistletoe-kisses and revelations of profound feelings hidden deep down. Total HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,620 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,608 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 3129 - Favs: 7,817 - Follows: 9,746 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Sooner Or Later by Potato19 reviews
Post-Hogwarts. One year after the Victory over Voldemort, Hermione Granger is finally graduating and Harry Potter is worryingly restless. What follows is a summer of mutual attraction, new discoveries and a misplaced 'friends with benefits' deal that will alter the most important relationship that they have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,848 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/22/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 597 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 7024 - Favs: 23,169 - Follows: 16,979 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Pureblood Traditions: by The Ferryman reviews
Or, how Hermione Granger usurped the role of the Boy-Who-Lived, circumvented the plans of Albus Dumbledore, instructed Lucius Malfoy in proper etiquette, undid the Greatest Dark Lord of Them All, and saved her parents, over a cup of tea and without setting off the Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 191 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 5,655 - Follows: 4,165 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Last Mage Of Krypton by TheBeardedOne reviews
Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Prophecy. New family. New fate. The Last Mage of Krypton arises. (Sequel up - Rising From The Shadows)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,382 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 9,821 - Follows: 4,745 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 7,563 - Follows: 4,633 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
The Boy in the Bookshelf by ShayaLonnie reviews
In the aftermath of war, Hermione retreats to the Hogwarts library to repair her sanctuary and herself. Through broken magic, she's given the opportunity to help fix even more when she stumbles across a friendless first year Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,218 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4862 - Favs: 13,140 - Follows: 9,415 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
Sorcerer Taylor by Prince Pondincherry reviews
Alternate power story. As the uncreative name suggests, this is the story of Taylor with Sorcerer spells from D&D 3.5, with the twist that I selected them randomly so Taylor would have to munchkin with just what she gets.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Danny H., OC
Only Half the Time by phoenixyfriend reviews
Tony has a kid. Well... sort of. They're family, anyway. The problem is, he only sees the kid half the time... so obviously, he needs to make the most of what time he has.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,167 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 3,970 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 10,628 - Follows: 7,338 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Imagination by Potato19 reviews
After the Final Battle, the Wizarding World is left to mourn for their fallen friends and family. Feeling as if they're imposing on the Burrow, Harry and Hermione take their leave and embark on their own recovery: with each other. Written in 3 Parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,727 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blackfish Out Of Water by jacobk reviews
Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,810 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Brynden T.
Gods Amongst Men by Slimah reviews
What happens when Harry's horcrux is removed earlier than Dumbledore intended? Who will be able to establish a new plan to control the wizarding world? Powerful!Harry Some Weasley!Bash Manipulative!Dumbles Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 307,120 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 9,144 - Follows: 9,381 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/5/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Daphne G.
Draco Malfoy and the Practice of Rationality by taogaming reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong) Still reeling from Lucius' Death and Narcissa's rebirth, Draco struggles to find his place in a changing Hogwarts and learns a dark secret of his new room-mate: Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 194,982 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'll Be Okay by Potato19 reviews
Just a little one shot of what could have happened after Ron left during the Hunt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete