Author has written 18 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Proud Canadian who remains amused yet unfazed by at all futile attempts to become triggered by anyone or anything thrown at my door. The world, and your life, become much happier when you learn to take a deep breath and switch off your ego. Remember if you are easily offended, you are easily manipulated.
Profile cover art of Feyt, Fredgeworth, Phaya, Klema, and Larris was commissioned for me.
I am not the artist of any of these beautiful cover arts, all artists are accredited within each story otherwise are official AA artwork.
Descriptionari is an amazing description site used to inspire writers worldwide, which the creator has generously given her blessing to utilize, copyright free. Therefore, I have no qualms about it being known it’s been my go-to bible for the past few years, such as for traveling descriptions in places I’ve never been yet. And I say to you all now: for those needing creative inspiration as I have – while writing for free – I say, use it and love it! I tip my hat to you if it helps you in your writing, too! Heck, if anything I’ve ever written inspires you in your own written path - whilst you’re also writing about already copyrighted characters – then power to you! If you credit me, that’s cool! Lemme know, and as you see on my wall, I will proudly post the link to your work to help pimp you out! But even if you don’t, it doesn’t matter to me, because in this terrifying time of uncertainty in the world, why would anyone give a toss about what a mere, unpaid fan fiction writer in a tiny fandom does anyway?! In the end, all that matters is you’re still doing a hobby that you enjoy – which none of us get paid to do – simply due to your geeky love of the fandom!
These last five years, it never occurred to me, when I chose to fuel my creative soul and write for me – with what little free time I had! – that anyone would care to join this Ace Attorney geek with too much time on their hands at the time, on this Phoenix Wright Freedom Express Crazy Train but – Choo-Choo! Somehow, I ended up with the most loyal, fun, supportive readers on the planet along the way! Alas, although my schedule now limits me from writing as much as I’d like, believe me when I say this: I have made a lot of great friends on and offline because of our shared love for dorky lawyers, and had the joys of even inspiring a few writers along the way – and for this, I am eternally thankful. Ultimately, I have encountered way too many incredible people whom I’ve loved chatting with all this time to ever consider stopping my writing – no matter how infrequent it may be nowadays! No matter how long it takes me, I won’t ever leave a story unfinished and I will never stop loving this fandom and the wonderful people within it – no matter what!
Turnabout Lawful Love Trilogy
February 1, 2015 – I Would Break Every Law For You
The place where it all began – where I unleashed my inner geek! This song-fic, sung to the tune of Bruno Mars’ “Grenade” is the prelude to the whole trilogy! Surprisingly, it got so much love from the awesome AA on this site that it inspired me to complete it as a three-part series. The trilogy is called Ace Attorney: Turnabout Lawful Love
February 5, 2015 – Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman (#1)
Part one of the trilogy for the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney games, this story is centered on the courtship of the lovable legal bumbler Phoenix Wright and his feisty assistant, Maya Fey.
April 6, 2015 – The Ties That Bind (#2)
Part two in this series is the first tale's supplementary prequel. It's the courtship story of how my two favourite passionate prosecutors, Miles Edgeworth and Franziska Von Karma got together ...with a little help from THE most unexpected source!
May 18, 2015 – Turnabout Everlasting (#3)
Part three of this is a blend of romance, drama, humour, with just a dash of angst! This story reunites all the AA gang, with multi-pairings galore! Join Phoenix, Maya, Miles, Franziska and the rest of your favourite Ace Attorney characters over the course of nearly a decade (pre-Apollo Justice to post Dual Destinies) and experience their laughter and tears as they discover life's bittersweet truths: sometimes love isn't enough to mean happily ever after, all the money in the world can't necessarily fix all tragedies, justice doesn't always prevail, and broken hearts heal...but can they ever truly mend?
Turnabout Lawful Love NEWS!
July 17, 2016 – Turnabout Everlasting“PROMO” VIDEO!
I am so humbly honored that a loyal reader cared enough to make this amazing photo montage/voice-over video for Turnabout Everlasting! Check it out! (remove the spaces)
BIT. LY / 38L121F
November 14, 2016 – TV TROPES
Holy Toledo I'm in TV Tropes under shipping fics! (remove the spaces)
April 2, 2018 - MUSIC PLAYLIST for Turnabout Everlasting!
LISTEN UP MUSIC FANS! My kind friend and wonderful FF Wrighter Flora Alice, created a playlist of my mini-musical disguised as fan fiction, Turnabout Everlasting! Check out the full eclectic list of over 200 SONGS! (remove the spaces)
November 14, 2016: Holy Toledo I'm in TV Tropes under shipping fics! (remove the spaces)
April 2, 2018: LISTEN UP MUSIC FANS! My kind friend and wonderful FF Wrighter, Flora Alice created a playlist of my mini-musical disguised as a fan fiction, Turnabout Everlasting! Check out the full eclectic list of over 200 SONGS!
Turnabout Lawful Love SPINOFFS/TRANSLATIONS!
July 13, 2017: I am beyond blown away that Turnabout Everlasting last spawned TWO amazing spin-offs by a couple of very talented FF writers! Check them out!
The first TE spin-off is the fluffy comic gem by my dear friend Jove's Boy, called Gordy Gumshoe Goodness, (reminiscent of the hijinks of Phaya and Fredgeworth's naughty kids in Double DILF Duties) and is based on my OC, Gordy Gumshoe. He's the son of Dick and Maggey Gumshoe. Giggle maniacally at his adorable toddler mischief, with cameos from various AA cast!
The second TE offshoot is by my longtime loyal reader Ariastella, who's been a huge contributor to some of the great storylines readers have been enjoying in TE and Filling the Void. She's created a badass OC whose cousin is none other than Detective Tyrell Badd from the Miles Edgeworth games, named Taimak Thunderwolf. Tai is the new warden of the prison where Bitchtoff Gavin is being held, and he's none too pleased about the privileged luxe life the homicidal Creepy German Sausage has been enjoying and is going to ensure that Prison is a Punishment
April 12, 2018: International reader alert! Holy Toledo - My story has been TRANSLATED INTO CHINESE! I am blown away that loyal reader Mysu1 ( I am so touched, thank you!) took the unsolicited time and efforts to translate Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman into her native language! If you're curious (or unlike me, can actually read Hanzi!) check out how my FF version of the beloved AA world plays out in another language (remove spaces):
April 25, 2018: The incredible Mysu1 has translated Part 2 of the Turnabout Lawful Love Trilogy, The Ties That Bind, into Hanzi, and it's now complete! You can find it here (remove spaces):
BIT. LY/ 2XHBDBE
Stand Alone Stories
April 4, 2020 - Heart-Warming Java Shots - A Señor Java & Jordan Phoenix Collaboration (In PROGRESS)
Mi amigo, Godot, er, Forgreatcoffee and I ( *cough*) have decided to pair up our love of coffee, topped with my trademarked marshmallow fluff on top, into various drabbles, as short and sweet as espresso shots! Phaya's dangerous mission, Wrightworth plays spin the bottle, Justley prevails, Miego gives new meaning to "lemon-fresh. Ryusato shows all you knead is love, Lady Luck(less) falls 4 Flatfoot, Klema - Opposites attack. Trite's worst nightmare. JusticeCykes see things quite differently.
November 11, 2019 - Atroquinine Angels: A Toxic Dalhstoph Tale by PPOD & JP IN PROGRESS)
This is all about AA's Couple From Hell, Satan's Succubus, and The Creepy German sausage. Nothing bonds two people better than their common hatred for others, so Dahlia Hawthorne and Kristoph Gavin team up to wreak vengeful havoc on Phoenix and everyone close to him! But ultimately, will their shared passion for bloodlust be outweighed by their mutual deadly attraction? Or will the venomous Dalhstoph only end up killing each other in their twisted desires for revenge? Find out if hate conquers all in this black comedy AU, with my pal Peoplepersonsof DooM, aka the funniest female FF writer in our fandom!
September 18, 2019: Filling the Void (COMPLETE)
Tag team efforts with the side-splitting Blindknyttstories. What would have happened if getting disbarred made sweet, naive Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright go into a dark place, seeking solace with bottles of stuff that's a wee bit stronger than just grape juice? Disaster, of course! It's a comedy of errors as Hobo Nick, the terrible pianist/undercover poker shark, struggles with single fatherhood and tries to find Trucy the Mommy she's always wanted! But that may be easier said than done, as there's a lengthy cast of some seriously crazy women in the AA universe...can any of them fill the void in his heart?
*The epilogue here is also applicable for the Double DILF Doodies story.
March 10, 2018 - Singing in the Courtroom - A JP and CzarThwomp Duet (IN PROGRESS)
Working with my friend, fellow FF Wrighter, CzarThwomp, in a musical collaboration of Disney-centric song-fics. Giggle/groan maniacally at these catchy ditties (and future ear-worms!) written by two music-loving otakus, featuring tunes from Mulan, Pokemon, Beauty & The Beast and The Lion King ... all with an Ace Attorney twist! Sing-a-long with me and my fave AA funny man as we try to make beautiful music together!
December 27, 2017 - Pushing Boundaries (COMPLETE)
Decided to take a crack at another song parody, this one based on the Smash Mouth hit "All-Star" and made universally famous by Shrek. It's the ultimate singing rebuttal by Apollo Justice who decides to use his Dually Destined parental singing genes to address the mocking of the dude who insists on picking on his five-head by calling him "Herr Forehead!"
August 29, 2017 - The Man Behind The Mask (ON HIATUS)
In the wake of the tragic outcome of the Terry Fawles murder trial, Diego Armando and Mia Fey set out to find the truth behind Valerie Hawthorne's death and Dahlia Hawthorne's history. A tag-team collaboration brought to you by myself and my dear friend, Jove's Boy ("Gordy Gumshoe Goodness") as we take a closer look at the lawyer before he became the mysterious, java-loving anti-hero known as Godot. The man who once loved and taught his kitten everything he knew, who then, in turn, schooled her soon to become legendary protégé, that "the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over..."
May 30, 2017:Light My Fire(COMPLETE)
“I would have followed you into hell if you'd asked me to. But now you’ve finally gone to where I can’t follow.”
Colonel Mustang told Dr. Marcoh to heal Havoc's paralysis before he'd allow the Philosopher's Stone to cure his blindness, but how would his decision to remain in a black world affect the one who'd once saved his soul from eternal darkness?
My first time veering away from the Ace Attorney fandom! Based on the Full Metal Alchemist, Brotherhood anime.
March 31, 2017: One Night in Bangkok(Rated M) (COMPLETE)
ThePudz was my partner in crime for this ADULT tale of naughtiness with a dash of comedy and fluff. Maya and Phoenix have finally been reunited after two years apart, and are eager to get home and pick up where they left off...until they get stuck in a hotel for the night with the way too serious...but SERIOUSLY SEXY Miles Edgeworth on an unexpected LAY over...and suddenly the Kurain Master is eager to end her two years of enforced celibacy...with BOTH her favourite Ace Attorneys! But are these courtroom rivals willing to SHARE even for one night...and give One Night in Bangkok a whole NEW meaning?
Set post SOJ.
Dec 28, 2016: The Greatest Gift Of All (COMPLETE)
It's Phaya's first Christmas as newlyweds, and the stressed-out Kurain Master is terrorizing her poor family while channeling her inner X-Mas Zilla in her attempts at being Martha Stewart, all to make sure their holiday dinner guests are treated just Wright! But then she realizes - too late - she's forgotten ONE VERY IMPORTANT item on her to-do list! Will all of Maya's efforts to be the perfect hostess lead to a recipe for success...or disaster?!
*Can be read as a prequel to this, or a stand-alone story
November 25, 2016: Turnabout Honor or Love (COMPLETE)
Simon Blackquill is one of the most formidable prosecutors the WAA has ever faced. But before he became the dark and brooding Twisted Samurai, he was an earnest understudy of a brilliant woman who helped him hone his craft, and a special friend to a precocious little girl with an uncanny, undiscovered ability, who touched his heart and changed his life forever. Co-piloted with ThePudz and Yanmegaman.
September 5, 2016: My Life Would Suck Without You (COMPLETE)
My personal contribution in commemoration of my OTP for Phoenix and Maya Day! What really happened when Nick took Maya and Pearl to Gatewaterland? Set right after T&T, check out a certain Phaya-shipping spirit medium’s adorable effort to get Nick to at long last admit to Maya he now actually wants to be Special Someones! But will he finally get the courage to present that token of affection that's been burning a hole in his pocket all these years...before his assistant becomes Kurain Master and is gone...for good?
*Can be read as a prequel to this, or a stand-alone story
September 5, 2016: Say Hello To Yesterday – A Yatagarasu Triad with ThePudz and Yanmegaman (COMPLETE)
In honor of the official AA Timeline, a special tribute to Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey! Takes place post-Dual Destinies and reuniting these two dorks for the first time... in EIGHT YEARS?! Nick better have one HELL of an excuse for ghosting on her...because Maya can't STAND even hearing his name uttered now! Uh-oh! Can Pearl and Trucy, Ace Matchmakers, get these two old pals to reunite or will their efforts go up in smoke?!
November 13, 2015: Double DILF Doodies (COMPLETE)
How would hot married DILF's Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth, who think being a stay at home mom is SO easy compared to their oh-so-hard lawyer jobs, handle themselves if their wives decided to teach them the ultimate lesson, and skip out on them for a wild night out on the town - leaving them to to (de)fend for themselves against their children? Simple! After all, they handle crazies and murderers - how hard can four kids, under the age of 5 be, WRIGHT?
September 1, 2015: Little Legalities (COMPLETE)
Me and terrific FF writer Feraligreater328 paired up to tackle the original 100 themes of the original drabbles - Ace Attorney Styles! Now, 100-word limit's a hard task, so there's SOME occasional over-spillage...but there's NO limit to the creativity and thought that went into our snippets of all your fave Ace Attorney characters!
August 3, 2015: Crossfire - A Tale of Sir Blue Knight Vs Sir Red Knight (COMPLETE)
It's Sir Red Knight vs Sir Blue Knight in the battle for Fair Lady Fey's hand! Who will win the maiden's heart? Dynamic Duo that started off with me and funny girl 6GunSally.
Pet Peeves on this site:
1) UNDER THE BRIDGE DWELLING, BOTTOM-FEEDING SEPTIC MOUTH-BREATHERS:
I NEVER HAVE, NOR EVER WILL, FEED OR RESPOND TO ANY TROLLS. ZERO EXCEPTIONS!
2) Spelling and grammar Nazis.
3) Unfinished and dropped stories, (especially really good ones at 20 chapters!)
...And then I see the people writing new ones! Grrr...at least take the old one down so people aren't teased/kept hanging! I will NEVER post a tale I will not finish! Bad etiquette!
4) Writer folks who beg for reviews but never give any/ folks who just flat out nasty in the reviews they do leave.
5) People who can't take the time to reply or give thanks for reviews (which most of them repeatedly beg for!)
Feedback is way too few and far between, and the way I see it, KUDOS of some sort isn't too much to bestow upon the people who are trying to write for reader's entertainment, and for taking that time out of their busy lives! But that being said, I think it's beyond rude for a writer to not even acknowledge or thank someone for taking their time to leave a comment! Bob Ross from The Joy of Painting acclaim used to get over 200 fan letters PER DAY and when people who regularly wrote to him fell out of touch, he'd CALL them just to see if they were OK. Ergo, regardless of how busy you are, if HE could make the time, there are ZERO reasons to be ignoring your reader reviews, no matter how many you already have; it just reeks of arrogance and douchebaggery. I personally welcome and appreciate them, and will always reply to them!
OK, rant is done!
Thanks so much to my readers and all those who have favorited, reviewed, story alerted, favorite author or author, alerted me. I appreciate it more than I can say! You guys ROCK!
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