Cyrano de Tucson
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Joined 07-20-04, id: 636068
Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Harry Potter.
Luckless is the country in which the symbols of procreation are the objects of shame, while the agents of destruction are honored! And yet you call that member your pudendum, or shameful part, as if there were anything more glorious than creating life, or anything more atrocious than taking it away.

--Savinien Cyrano De Bergerac (1619–1655), French author, playwright. A “lunarian,” in The Other World: States and Empires of the Moon, ch. 8 (1656).

One should never meet the artist. The work is so much more important than the creator.

--Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (1864-1902), French painter.

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Multiple Personality Disorder by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Minerva is entirely confused when no one seems to be able to pick a fanfic personality and stick with it. Weird? Yes. Funny? I've been convinced that it is. I kid because I love, people...well, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S.
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Farewell, Professor McGonagall reviews
After her retirement, Professor McGonagall looks back on her life, and on her career at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Minerva M.
It's Not the Kind of Story You'd Publish reviews
An exile spills the beans about what's really going on behind the scenes of the Pocket Monsters' world. Rated R for language, adult situations, and violence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/23/2004