Jacqueline Sherry
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Joined 07-20-04, id: 636180
Author has written 6 stories for David Eddings, and Pride and Prejudice.

Hey people! I'm more of an original fiction kind of person than fanfiction, although I do like reading fan fiction. If you want to check out my original fiction, I have the same screen name at fictionpress.com.

If you want to send me an email, please mention in your subject header that you are from fanfiction.net. Otherwise I will delete your email as junk mail.

Reviews and constructive criticism are always, always, always welcome! Just please don't flame me without justifiable cause.


3-8-05: Uh... HAPPY NEW YEAR! Yeah, just realized I haven't updated this since last year. In any case, if you would like to be updated on anything I post on my blog, send me an email with "fanfiction.net" in the subject header and your email address in the body. I thought of this when I realized that I was probably not going to have time to post anything regularly. Seeing that Blogger has no way to alert you of posts, I shall put anyone who wants to be alerted on a list and I'll send you an email whenever something gets posted. (Whenever that is.)

12-26-04: So the people have decided to delete my beloved GotW for a reason that I still don't know. Their email said something like this "Reason: '.' " So I am utterly confused and just a little disgruntled. So no more posting on fanfiction.net for me. But I will continue posting things at . I've already put GotW up there, so feel free to take a look. Unfortunately, it's only got 1 post, so it's weirdly all the way at the bottom. But I guess that will get solved once more posts are up.

11-16-04: Since I am just oh-so-brilliant, I have forgone studying for my Biology test tomorrow for bringing all of you the beloved GotW. Note to everyone who asked me why I hated Pride and Prejudice Did you not read the introduction where I said that I did not hate it? Apparently not. And apparently you don't realize that I make fun of everything, even myself. And I sort of like myself. Get the picture?

11-2-04: Too much...homework...to work...on...GotW... Sorry guys. Seriously, I have disgusting buttloads of work. Maybe I'll have some time over Thanksgiving break. Note to Annie It didn't seem like a flame to me, although I don't actually know what you were saying. Why did I put it here, you say? Because where else would I put it? And I have never heard of that TV show in my life.

10-24-04: Happy birthday to Nera Mornit! I apologize sincerely to David Eddings fans. GotW has not been posted, since I have not started it. However, I have posted something else. Perhaps that will appease your impatience for a while. =)

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Dark Lords' Fate by Pennfana reviews
After an embarrassing defeat by Harry Potter, Voldemort ends up in Hell with several other Dark Lords.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Tribunal of the missing tape and an online adventure for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
Hogwarts Online by dot.dot.dot.deranged reviews
Hogwarts has an email system introduced. Madness ensues, with classic cases of Whoops I Just Sent It To Everyone In My Address Book and I've Forwarded A Naughty Email To Snape. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002
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Pride and Prejudice: Condensed! alpha version reviews
Has your English teacher evilly forced you to read "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen? Here is a way to vent your anger at this book! (Disclaimer: Jacqueline Sherry is not responsible for poor English grades. THIS IS NOT CLIFF NOTES.)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004
Enchanters' End Game: Condensed! reviews
The long-awaited finale to the ever-poked-fun-of series! Not Cliff Notes.
David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2004
Castle of Wizardry: Condensed! reviews
Subplots! Pep rallies! People getting pissed off! Yay! This condensation is not Cliff Notes, because I am too lazy to explain anything at all.
David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2004
Magician's Gambit: Condensed! reviews
Much traveling equals fat book. Fat book equals more need for a condensation. I don't work for Cliff Notes. Sorry. Maybe I will if you get them to pay me 100K a year.
David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2004
Queen of Sorcery: Condensed! reviews
Garion is mad at the world. The plot appears spontaneously. Everyone loves Silk. Belgarath drinks some ale. All is contained in this piece! These are not Cliff Notes and never will be, no matter how much you pay me.
David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004
Pawn Of Prophecy: Condensed! reviews
This is a condensation of "Pawn Of Prophecy". It is meant to be read after reading the real book. It is not meant to be read as a substitution. These are not Cliff Notes, as much as I know you wish they were.
David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2004
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