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Joined 07-20-04, id: 636462
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Holes, CSI, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Name: Mandy

Nickname: DC

Age: 15

Sex: gasp What, do you think I'm cheap! ~SLAP~

Location: In a neighborhood, which is in a community, which is in a city, which is in a county, which is in a state, which is connected to other states, which makes it a country, which is located on Earth, which is located in the solar system, which is located in a galaxy, which is located in outer space.

Fave things: Guitars, village idiots, unanimous cows, drunk monkeys, Dwaco (o_O;;)

Fave TV shows: Whose line is it anyways, futurama, family guy, funniest home videos, real tv...CSI! Geez, if you didn't know me in real life, ya'd think I'm a guy!...but I am a girl.

Fave books: LOTR, Harry Potter, other stuff

Fave movies: ALOT

~!~!~!~!~!~!QUOTES~!~!~!~!~!~

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. -His reply

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!

Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie." - Shakespeare

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass...but you, my friend can kiss my ass!

Last night I was lying in bed looking up at the stars missing you...and I thought to myself...WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!

You called me a bitch. A bitch is a female dog, and dogs bark. Bark is found on trees. Trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so I take that as a compliment.

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!

Two words guys hate: "don't" and "stop"...unless you put them together.

Birdy Birdy in the sky. Why did you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap.OHMYGOD it's Birdy crap!

Why don't the voices in my head include me in their conversation?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

Thankyou, thankyou...

Alleviate the inconsistency of the existentialism-icksht ROBOTS!

gets dragged away by guys in unnaturally clean white shirts


Dwaco, you are soo fine. YUMMEH!...Alright, now that I've gotten that over with...

Random Quotes From Random Conversations:

While watching CSI:

Tawny: Are those real boobs?

Me:blinks: How would I know?

Tawny:Shrugs:

Me:Goes on with watching TV and then pelts Tawny with popcorn: These are not implants, dammit!

Tawny:watching Greg: Gosh, I’d like to lay him on that counter and just jump on him…

Me: That’s nice to know.

Dwaco:in gay voice: I’d like to jump on Warrick.

:silence:

Me: I got dibs on Grissom…

Tawny: …Ew…good feeling gone.

Me:pouts: Nick’s too good to bang a hooker.

Dwaco:Laughs: They’ll have little hooker children.

Me: Noooooo! MY Nicky!

Dwaco: Hey, your Nicky’s gonna die from an STD!

Me: He used a condom, stupid!

Dwaco:bewildered: How the hell do you know that!

Me:grins: Trojan MAAAAN!

At the movies:

(Note that I always sit in the very last row in the corner aisle seat b/c there's this two foot gap in between the seat and the back wall. It is a handy escape route, but weird things often happen back there o.O)

Dwaco:Peeks behind him through the crack between the seats:

Me: What are you doing?

Dwaco: Shhh…

:silence:

Dwaco: Micheal Jackson draws near…

Dwaco:falls asleep on me: ZzZzZzZz…

Me:tries to hear what they’re saying in the movie over snoring:

Dwaco:Snores:

Me:pokes:

Dwaco:sleeps on:

Me:makes the Grudge sound in his ear:

Dwaco:freaks out:

Me:Leans forward to put down soda can:

Dwaco: Your undies are showing.

Me: Ya know you like it.

Dwaco:In mock jealous voice: I’d like to know who Joe Boxer is, young lady.

Me:blinks: You wanna get acquainted with my undies?

:amused silence:

Dwaco: Sure…

Band practice:

Dwaco:Sniffs my neck: Is that new perfume?

Me: Yeah, it’s cocoa.

Dwaco:kisses neck: chocolatey…

Me: Well, it is cocoa…

Dwaco: Cuckoo for cocoa puffs…

Me: Meh! You’re in my bubble! Stop violating my bubble.

Dwaco:Trips over guitar and we both fall:


Thank you and Goodnight!
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25 Kisses by Phyre Melody reviews
She knew him before the title, before the change, before the power, when he was still just Cutler Beckett. Now a series by popular demand!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Cutler B.
Pasado Viaje by Phyre Melody reviews
It's supposed to be 2007 and Taylor is supposed to be working at her summer job. How'd she end up in a place where people wear weird hats shaped like triangles?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Shifting Moon by bograt reviews
The journey of Nymphadora Tonks. Follows Her life, Her loves, and Her losses through OotP, HBP and the seventh book! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,835 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Taken Aback by shadowrunning reviews
None
Holes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,916 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Internal Romances by Blood-Spattered reviews
A new internlab-tech has come to the lab, while the team is still in grief from the loss of Holly Gribbs. The team is a little less than welcoming because of this, except for her fellow lab-rat Greg Sanders, who becomes the first person who knows her.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,922 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
French For Beginners by Aven reviews
The sequel to "Talk Nerdy to Me" - Yay! Reviews are greatly appreciated!
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
Gifts and Curses by RK9 reviews
A CSI fanfic with a twist. A girl who can heal and see into the future has begun work at the lab. What's going to happen? COMPLETED! Chapter 19 is in!
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,868 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Nick S. - Complete
Amazed by sunnygirl91 reviews
Greg contemplates his girlfriend his first night alone.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2005
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Happy Trails by Dr FooFoo reviews
Shameless motel pwp. [NickGreg]
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Talk Nerdy To Me by Aven reviews
Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds? And other burning questions... I was completely bummed out when I couldn't find any Greg fanfics, so I made my own! Please give me feedback. This is my first time. ;) Well, you know what I mean...
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,611 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 10/21/2004
Sofia Got Run Over by a Pickup by GraveDigger Resurrection reviews
I have successfully eliminated the latest, greatest evil on the show, using 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,' whose lyrics I cheerfully mutilated for the sake of this creation. Happy Holidays!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Sofia C. - Complete
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Rain on the Ocean reviews
After the death of their mother, Adriano and Concetta Ragetti are taken under the care their uncle, Pintel. Soon they are swept from the the only home they know and into the world of sailing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Ragetti
A Date with the Night reviews
Someone new comes to Vegas. She's a little crazy, but she knows how to use her head. How do our CSI's get along with someone who's possibly more punk that Greg? WIP.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Greg S.
I Was Wrong reviews
Someone's thoughts on a certain lab tech. Post PwF.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005
When Minds Get Lodged In Gutters reviews
Sara hears something very peculiar in Grissom's office. Is it really what it seems?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005
On Too Much Caffiene reviews
Late at night, Greg has the urge to sing, and Sara is at the wrong place at the wrong time...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2004
A Boy's Paradise reviews
A BOY goes to a GIRL's camp. He's an outcast and almost started a school shooting. Will he find his refuge? Might change to R later on.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2004
Dance With My Father reviews
Songfic. Squid remembers his dad.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2004
Of All Things Holely reviews
HolesLOTR crossover. Zigzag and Squid gets transported to ME after a freak accident.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2004