Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Holes, CSI, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Name: MandyNickname: DC Age: 15 Sex: gasp What, do you think I'm cheap! ~SLAP~ Location: In a neighborhood, which is in a community, which is in a city, which is in a county, which is in a state, which is connected to other states, which makes it a country, which is located on Earth, which is located in the solar system, which is located in a galaxy, which is located in outer space. Fave things: Guitars, village idiots, unanimous cows, drunk monkeys, Dwaco (o_O;;) Fave TV shows: Whose line is it anyways, futurama, family guy, funniest home videos, real tv...CSI! Geez, if you didn't know me in real life, ya'd think I'm a guy!...but I am a girl. Fave books: LOTR, Harry Potter, other stuff Fave movies: ALOT ~!~!~!~!~!~!QUOTES~!~!~!~!~!~ When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. -His reply The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE! Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" "Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie." - Shakespeare A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass...but you, my friend can kiss my ass! Last night I was lying in bed looking up at the stars missing you...and I thought to myself...WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING! You called me a bitch. A bitch is a female dog, and dogs bark. Bark is found on trees. Trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so I take that as a compliment. Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool! Two words guys hate: "don't" and "stop"...unless you put them together. Birdy Birdy in the sky. Why did you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap.OHMYGOD it's Birdy crap! Why don't the voices in my head include me in their conversation? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. Thankyou, thankyou... Alleviate the inconsistency of the existentialism-icksht ROBOTS! gets dragged away by guys in unnaturally clean white shirts Dwaco, you are soo fine. YUMMEH!...Alright, now that I've gotten that over with... Random Quotes From Random Conversations: While watching CSI: Tawny: Are those real boobs? Me:blinks: How would I know? Tawny:Shrugs: Me:Goes on with watching TV and then pelts Tawny with popcorn: These are not implants, dammit! Tawny:watching Greg: Gosh, I’d like to lay him on that counter and just jump on him… Me: That’s nice to know. Dwaco:in gay voice: I’d like to jump on Warrick. :silence: Me: I got dibs on Grissom… Tawny: …Ew…good feeling gone. Me:pouts: Nick’s too good to bang a hooker. Dwaco:Laughs: They’ll have little hooker children. Me: Noooooo! MY Nicky! Dwaco: Hey, your Nicky’s gonna die from an STD! Me: He used a condom, stupid! Dwaco:bewildered: How the hell do you know that! Me:grins: Trojan MAAAAN! At the movies: (Note that I always sit in the very last row in the corner aisle seat b/c there's this two foot gap in between the seat and the back wall. It is a handy escape route, but weird things often happen back there o.O) Dwaco:Peeks behind him through the crack between the seats: Me: What are you doing? Dwaco: Shhh… :silence: Dwaco: Micheal Jackson draws near… Dwaco:falls asleep on me: ZzZzZzZz… Me:tries to hear what they’re saying in the movie over snoring: Dwaco:Snores: Me:pokes: Dwaco:sleeps on: Me:makes the Grudge sound in his ear: Dwaco:freaks out: Me:Leans forward to put down soda can: Dwaco: Your undies are showing. Me: Ya know you like it. Dwaco:In mock jealous voice: I’d like to know who Joe Boxer is, young lady. Me:blinks: You wanna get acquainted with my undies? :amused silence: Dwaco: Sure… Band practice: Dwaco:Sniffs my neck: Is that new perfume? Me: Yeah, it’s cocoa. Dwaco:kisses neck: chocolatey… Me: Well, it is cocoa… Dwaco: Cuckoo for cocoa puffs… Me: Meh! You’re in my bubble! Stop violating my bubble. Dwaco:Trips over guitar and we both fall: Thank you and Goodnight! |
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