Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Some funny messages for AIM/AOL that can be use for away messages:
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, I know where my watch is buddy where the fk is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
Once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl? His dad said both... then he asked if God was black or white? His dad said both... then he asked is God Michael Jackson?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son.
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got really ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
10 things men know about women:
TkHkIkSkIkSkAkWkAkYkTkOkKkEkEkPkAkDkUkMkBkAkSkSkBkUkSkY read every other letter starting with T
I'm not you ugly. I'm not are ugly. Im not a ugly. Im not JACKASS ugly. Now read the 3rd word in each sentence ... You have just wasted 25 seconds and got insulted.
'Twas the night before exams and all through the dorm
F.I.N.A.L.S F Fk I I N Never A Actually L Learned S Shit
While I’m gone, think about these things:
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Do fish ever get thirsty? If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick? Why does it say on children Tylenol not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when they are just kids?
If God sneezed, what would you say?
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead?
If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?
A woman that is divorced found a genie and the genie gave her 3 wishes, but everything she wishes for will be given twice as much for her ex-husband. She wished to be rich and the genie made her rich. BUT her ex-husband twice as rich. She wish to be beautiful but her ex-husband is twice as handsome. Now it's her last wish, she thought about for a while and finally thought of something. "I wish to be scared half to death."
There are 3 kinds of people in this world... ones who can count, and ones who cant.
If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I am nobody...nobody is perfect...therefore I am perfect.
This world's messed up: Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
Think about this-
fuN tHiNgS tO do iN An eLeVAtoR:
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's OK, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people you can see their Aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.Before you get off at your stop, press all the buttons just to piss off the dumbasses left on the elevator.
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