AletheiaFelinea
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Joined 12-27-14, id: 6372346, Profile Updated: 12-25-16
Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Dresden Files.

Hi! You can call me Aletheia.

I'm a woman and English is not my native language.

Yeah, I know FF Guidelines say everyone is aspiring writer here, but I'm not, at least as in 'wannabe-published-author'. I'm here for fun and finding friends. This meaning reading and writing and being a fan among fans.

Not everything I can post on FF (and there I thought I'm such a boring vanilla wimp), so if you want more, here's my Fanfiction Masterlist on LJ. You're welcome also on my AO3, deviantART and Tumblr Don't hesitate to comment in whichever of my places, I'm always happy to hear others' thoughts!

ETA: Because FF does its damnedest to win the Least User-Friendly Site of the Century and sneaks up by night to break everybody's links like a spoiled brat: AO3 and dA are AletheiaFelinea, LJ is aletheiafelinea, and Tumblr is aletheia-in-the-space.

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Some Slick Continental Dude by hellseries reviews
Julia won't stop talking about her amazing hairdresser. Martha recognizes a dark part of her own past. (Spoilers for White Knight.)
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Thomas R. - Complete
Learn, guys by SuperiorDimwit reviews
Crowley had no real hope that his ideas would get through to Below. They were a hopelessly backwards bunch, with no sense of technology or finesse. Twenty two years later, he had long since forgotten he'd sent them that computer warranty, and the post-it note with "Learn, guys". Twenty two years later, Below delivers its response. They still haven't learnt.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/19/2014 - A. Crowley - Complete
Of Mice and the Man of Letters by NiDubhchair reviews
Sam's health and Dean's quest to achieve the Perfect Christmas Pie are threatened when mice invade the Bunker. Just a dash of Hurt!Sam, a sprinkle of domestic!Dean, and a heaping spoonful of holiday warm-fuzzies. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Kevin T. - Complete
Ballada o porządnym człowieku i drugim, nieporządnym by Alumfelga reviews
Jack Sparrow i lord Beckett - jak to właściwie z nimi było? Na podstawie sceny usuniętej z "Na Krańcu Świata".
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - Polish - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,802 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Crossing the Bar by Honorat reviews
Norrington has a decision to make. In the process memories of the past are dredged up. Every once in awhile, I have to write some raving sailing. Norrington has finally got the Black Pearl trapped. Jack is bound to do something crazy, but will it be the last thing he does?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 156,550 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
I Know by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Harry has an unusual request for his Murph, and geekiness ensues. Dresden/Murphy, unabashedly fluffy.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Slash Archive by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ivy, J. Kincaid - Complete
Nobody Loves A Moron by clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"My apartment smelled like cordite and burning hair. Smoke was still curling out of the open trapdoor to the lab as I dialed for help. No, not 911. Quit looking at me like that." Set after Small Favor. Rated for language.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/21/2011 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Getting Along by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Harry's roommate has boundary issues. Set between Blood Rites and Dead Beat. Rated for language.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2011 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Feeding the Multitude by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"You know, when I signed on as a Warden, I thought there would be more riding undead dinosaurs, less making burritos. I could do this at home." It's breakfast time at Camp Kaboom.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - C. Ramirez, H. Dresden - Complete
Saving Grace by Gimme Mocha reviews
Grace Bowden is still a small-time witch, but that's enough to put her square in the sights of a serial killer whose path of destruction has brought him to Chicago. White Night spoilers!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Thomas R. - Complete
Dead Man's Witch by Gimme Mocha reviews
Grace Bowden, small-time Chicago witch, is contacted to help with a ghost problem. She just wants to help the boy-ghost, but when her path crosses that of Harry Dresden, she'll need more than good intentions to get out of it alive. Set during Dead Beat!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,585 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Stranglehold by The Impala reviews
NCIS's investigation into the death of a marine stalls, leaving the team frustrated and with more questions than answers. Like what is the FBI's involvement? And why is Tony convinced that there is a strange Chevy following their every move?
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
The Gospel According to Bob by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
A certain air spirit muses on life, Harry's relationships, and why the number three is always bad. First-person POV, M for language and adult content.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 319 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Great Kidnap Caper by Honorat reviews
The Black Pearl has the Rosalind at her mercy. Our heroine attempts to barter for her children’s lives with the terrifying pirate Captain Jack Sparrow. Contains Jack and Small Children and therefore a beverage alert is in effect. Among other things, this
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
Beneath by virgo79 reviews
Sequel to Salvage. Here be monsters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2006
Salvage by virgo79 reviews
Bill Turner makes a discovery one morning when the sea is quiet and the sky is red.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Cat O'Nine Tails by Honorat reviews
The Cat is out of the bag again, and here is another chapter. Jack's cat is giving gifts. Jack is not amused. Mild Jack and Anamaria. This is fluff fluff fluff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Black Magic by Honorat reviews
JackAnamaria. Jack as a teacher—couldn’t resist mate. Set a good many months after the movie. OneShot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
To Talk Like a Pirate by Tavia reviews
En route to Tortuga, Jack tries to teach Will how to talk like a pirate...part story, part language lesson, all humorous intent!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2003
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Winter Service reviews
Jingle bells wizard style. A Christmas fic.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2016 - H. Dresden, Mouse, Thomas R. - Complete
Dresden Files commentfics reviews
Spontaneous ficlets I write in reply for other people's ideas, metas and headcanons. Which also means they're unbetaed; sorry for that.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 4/12/2016 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Thomas R.
May the Broom Be with You reviews
That one time when Harry tried more traditional means of locomotion.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2016 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy, J. Stallings - Complete
Things Not to Discuss at Dinners and Job Interviews reviews
An evening at Casa Dresden. Between "Blood Rites" and "Dead Beat".
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2015 - H. Dresden, Mouse, Thomas R. - Complete
Metal and Words reviews
Tortuga is just made for crime stories, isn't it? Jack Sparrow's friend has been found dead. Jack has reasons to believe he'll be next, if he doesn't find out the 'who & why'. Action set a few months before CotBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs, Scarlett, Anamaria - Complete
Metal i słowa
Tortuga jest stworzona do kryminału, prawda? Przyjaciel (a przynajmniej wierzyciel) Jacka Sparrowa zostaje znaleziony martwy. Jack ma powody do obaw, że do niego dołączy, jeśli nie odkryje "kto i dlaczego". Akcja osadzona kilka miesięcy przed "Klątwą Czarnej Perły".
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - Polish - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,719 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs, Scarlett, Anamaria - Complete
At First Sight
Jack Sparrow never was a man for self-restraint... Surprise threesome, Jack/?/?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Debt reviews
Why The Pearl came back to Port Royal for Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs, Anamaria - Complete
Dług
Dlaczego Czarna Perła wróciła po Jacka do Port Royal?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - Polish - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
Jeden krok więcej
Elizabeth prowadzi Jacka do tańca, po raz pierwszy i ostatni.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - Polish - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Just Another Step
Elizabeth leads Jack to dance, the first and the last time.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Światło reviews
Każdy o czymś marzy...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Will T., Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Light reviews
Everyone wants something...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Will T., Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete