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Joined 07-21-04, id: 637237
Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings.
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I am female, married, with grown children. I am older than God, but not nearly as talented.

I live in the land of giant themeparks (and giant oranges, giant alligators, and giant traffic jams).

I read extensively, but prefer sci-fi and horror. Tolkien is godlike, and Stephen King walks on water, as far as I'm concerned. Piers Anthony holds a special place in my literary heart.

>I love to play at the Little Balrog Group with some of the funniest and most creative writers on the planet. Come join us! http:groups.yahoo.com/group/LittleBalrog/

Check out my co-authored fics with Bird under the pen-name Elf-pimps!

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A Hand To Hold by Elrohir reviews
Fodien is a girl who has been cursed. Her touch, even in the smallest amounts is deadly and meeting Thranduil's charming son isn't helping her desire for isolation. But what if she doesn't want solitude anymore? Could he possibly be her cure?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Legolas
A New Problem by Vaneria Potter reviews
We've seen them against Sauron. We've seen them against Torture and unthinkable dangers. We've seen them against Mary Sue. But what happens when the Fellowship goes up against a whole new horror.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,105 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Eomer - Complete
Chain Reaction by Estelle1 reviews
[Complete] When Legolas failed to show up at The Last Homely House as promised, Aragorn set out to search for his missing friend, but all that he found was Legolas’ abandoned elven knife. [Round Robin]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,069 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Cherry Blossoms by FaithAngel712 reviews
We have all heard of the story where the teenage girl falls into ME, but this is a story about a 7yearold Japanese genius falling into ME after a car accident. See what happens. Also, tell me if this becomes a Mary Sue and how to stop it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,484 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004
Ro and 'Dan's Incredible Roadside Freakshow by The Furious Fates reviews
Prankster twins, Elrohir and Elladan, pull one prank too many. Manwe and Varda decide to teach them a lesson by sending them on a little '"vacation." Other characters to follow. Humor," downgraded to PG13, 'cause we're starving for reviews...R & R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,362 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004
Blazing Skye by Carefree Quill reviews
Legolas is lonely so he goes on a vacation in our world. He is looking for adventure, but finds romance as well. (Parallels The Elves of Summer, ch 53-57) COMPLETE! Reviews are appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,701 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Summertime Cliffs by Loriela reviews
When Lilly Edenson tries to commit suicide, she ends up in Middle Earth.DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004
Legolas's Magical Breeches by edgy wedgy reviews
Sequel to Legolas's Magical Shoe. Legolas loses his pants and falls in love with many, many things. Stress on the word THINGS. Thranduil is not pleased.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Legolas, Treebeard
Heaven's A Lie by southerngirl4615 reviews
Rated for violence in future chapters. Annabeth witnessed something traumatic that sent her into a dream world where she feels safe. She later accompanies the hobbits on their journey. Will be a 10th walker later. Maybe a MS but don't know. R&R please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004
Click Your Heels Three Times by southerngirl4615 reviews
Sequel to No Place Like Home. You may want to read that to avoid confusion but if confusion is your thing then please read on. The Fellowship is gone. Sauron's army isn't. What will happen to Tina and her friends ? AU Please R&R COMPLETE !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
No Place Like Home by southerngirl4615 reviews
UPDATED ! Had to change the rating due to violence. What happens when the fellowship lands, divided, into the homes of a group of insane friends ? Chaos, that's what. COMPLETE !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,446 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Complete
The Fellowship Goes to Vegas by The Lady of Mirkwood reviews
Okay, I know that it’s terribly cliché, but I have(oh horror of horrors) written a Fellowship-comes-to-earth story. But, wait! It’s actually funny, and semi-original. I swear that it won’t bore you to death. Anyway, the Fellowship appears in Vegas(
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Legolas
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A Gentleman Caller reviews
Glorfindel pays someone an unexpected visit. PG 13. Humor, NON-CANON! Please do not expect to find anything even resembling canon here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
History Repeats Itself reviews
A short drabble about fathers and sons...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2005
Double Vision reviews
The Peredhil twins own and operate a travelling Renaissance Faire, employing some of their longtime friends! AU…repeat…AU. NON-CANON. Humor. Rated PG13 for language and adult situations. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,597 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/5/2004
It's About Time reviews
Summery: Guess what? The Elves never left Middle Earth! They're still here! They're still gorgeous! They're selling time-shares! How would our favorite Elves make their way in our world? Non-canon, AU, obviously. Humor. Rated PG-13 for language and adult
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,212 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004
The Ego Olympics reviews
Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, and Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, have been competitors in everything for a millennium. Which will win the Ego Olympics? AU, Non-Canon. Humor. Rated PG13 for offensive language and some adult situations. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004
Haldir and the Fantabulous Whatzit reviews
Summery: The March Warden of Lorien, Haldir, discovers a rather unusual item in the Golden Wood. This is the story of what happens to a workaholic Elf when faced with the opportunity of a lifetime. Humor, rated "PG13" for crude language. Please REVIEW
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 9/3/2004
The MarySue Chronicles reviews
Blatently Mary-Sueish. But funny, I hope. Woman gets dragged into Middle Earth by Manwe. Meets Dwarf and Elf. Guess what happens next? Nope, you're wrong. Nah, I'm just kidding...of course, you're right. Please read and review! Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,839 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Master of the Game reviews
Lord Elrond is left behind after the last ship sails for Valinor. Bored to tears, he decides to go to Mirkwood to find Gimli and Legolas, and join them in their adventures. AU - sort of. Non-canon. PG-13 - mature situations and language. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,863 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Elrond
Middle Earth World reviews
Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
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