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Author has written 12 stories for Saw, Phantom of the Opera, Mario, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Inuyasha, Sesame Street, and Adventures in Wonderland.

Welcome to my page. :)

I'm Jennifer, 24, and I'm a strange, tea-drinking Phantom of the Opera nerd and silent film enthusiast. Most of my readers know me as the author of He's There, or of some silly but lengthy Adventures in Wonderland fics. Both of these things are very close to me and I've had endless fun (and a few tears) devising them, even if sometimes I go on very long breaks. When I'm not writing, I like to read, draw, and watch 90's shows for nostalgic value. I also run a blog exclusively about Nosferatu and its cast/crew/adaptations and try to pretend it's Autumn all year round.

As for my other projects, most were written give or take 7 years ago and are from fandoms that came and went like the breeze, but I still have a soft spot for them. Those include SAW, Sesame Street, Inuyasha, and Paper Mario. Not all of my work is fanfiction, but I do think it's a lot of fun and helps me become a better writer. Please visit my websites listed below to learn a little more, and my DA gallery for some art!: http://mrs-crocker.deviantart.com)

I usually check out other stories under the Adventures in Wonderland category (and love Hatter/Hare), but one of my favorite things to read on this site is Leroux-based Phantom of the Opera fanfiction.

Well, that's pretty much all there is to say. Have a fantastic day, and keep writing!

-Jennifer

Interests
-- Disney (Alice In Wonderland, Peter Pan, Beauty & the Beast, Mulan, Tarzan, among others)
-- The Phantom of the Opera (the book, the movies, the musicals, parodies, everything.)
-- Nosferatu
-- Penn & Teller
-- Greg Proops
-- Kingdom Hearts
-- Anything Alice in Wonderland
-- the sims
-- tea
-- Japanese/Japanese culture
-- German/German culture

I'm not interested in:
-- religious zealots
-- pairings that aren't plausible in canon
-- modern phanfics about OCs wandering down to the lair/washing up on the side of the underground lake and becoming Erik's love interest.
-- "phans" who refer to the 2004 movie as "the movie". If that is the case, then we have nothing to talk about.
-- mindless praise. Thank you, really, but you're not helping me. ;)
-- reviews that are meant to make people feel badly for writing something the reviewer was offended by because of a bias or disagreement about a character or pairing, etc etc.
-- really long ff.net profiles (who do they think reads that shit?)


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Summer '13
On Fanfiction.net;
>> Adventures in Wonderland might have new fanfics later in the summer or in the Fall.

Outside Projects;
>> Crystal Palace 2: Return to the Palace (complete)
>> Crystal Palace 3: Crystallina & Her Electra Complex (complete)
>> Crystal Palace 4: Oh God! (active)


Bold; a current project.
Italic; on hiatus.
Normal; I might work on it if I'm inspired.


Us Against the World - Updated 6/8/2011


He's There - Updated 7/18/2013
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Updated up to chapter 47 on FF.net. Discontinuing posting on this site but finishing the story elsewhere for a smaller group, then revising, then attempting to publish. It shall be an ongoing process, so ask me if you'd like to be part of the group that reads the rest and offers constructive criticism. Otherwise, look out for news about publishing in the distant future. *fingers crossed*


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The Face on the Soda Bottle Label by Tala Mitena reviews
For Sora, finding his soulmate was easy. All he had to do was drink a soda. But convincing his soulmate they are truly meant to be? That's another story. RS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,021 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Sora, Riku
The Other Side by glancesherlock reviews
Oneshot. Hatter and Hare, out of curiosity, follow Alice to her world. However, it isn't quite what they expected. And will Hare even remember any of it?
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Camping Out by Lady Stars reviews
Hatter and Hare go camping! Need I explain more?
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009
Unhappy Hats and Drooping Whiskers by Twonk reviews
Ever since Alice left him, Hatter has been in a constant state of depression. Even happy slapping the Dormouse doesn't help. So the Match Hare decides to take everything into his own hands. XD C.10 up! It's the end! Why do I feel like crying? R&R!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, March Hare/Haigha - Complete
Where Dreams Are Made by APennyForYourThought reviews
There’s a ghost in the forest, you know. Never mind that they killed the Phantom on the roof fifteen years ago. Never mind that the passage down below has been blocked. The trees grow on regardless. Charles Dance/Yeston & Kopit version; one-shot. R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Picnic by januaryfreeze92 reviews
Based on the 1990 Charles Dance Version - how the picnic should have gone. You can see the version on youtube, this story can be compatible with other Phantom versions, but mostly to the 1990 one. EC Fluffy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Bill Nye The Not So science Guy by mes yeux sont bleu reviews
Over his long and prosperous career, Bill Bye has made many friends and fans. Somethings he did however, were not so noble as his children's science show. Will Bill's past catch up to him? An unexpected encounter will make him think twice...
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 7/6/2004
Killing for Peanuts by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
Now that our witty Jack is alive, there are twenty neglected fauxJacks on board the fauxPearl back in Davy's Locker. Tensions are high and insanity is swarming around like angry CLAMS! Don't know HOW you can tell a clam is angry but, go with it! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Bill Nye's Disastrous Wedding by Manquer Avril reviews
Bill Nye is about to get married when he and his betrothed suddenly get into a fight at the altar! Then the Hogwarts wizards fly in, and it's a battle of magic vs science, beakers vs bunsen burners, and white boards vs chalk boards! REALLY RANDOM!
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Spongebob Director's Cut Series by Black Shy Guy reviews
See what goes on in Bikini Bottom that Nickelodeon's whiny goons would never show you! Violence, drug use, and swearing present. Now with the official Part Four: The Real Deal! ZOMG R&R!11!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005
Ways to annoy Jack Sparrow! by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ever wonder how you can annoy Jack? Well, just read this fic and find out! Funny, I promise!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
The C Word by misaoshiru reviews
There is one word that nearly every man fears. Captain Jack Sparrow just happens to be a little more afraid of it than average. [Despite the title, it is in no way profane. JxE, sort of. 175 word drabble.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Blackness Itself by Almyra reviews
Christine makes her debut, and the Phantom waits outside to hear her sing. [Based on the 1990 TV miniseries starring Charles Dance.Teri Polo]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
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He's There reviews
A story about the dangers of roleplaying, and a secret-admirer that will do anything to capture the heart of a girl whose mind is half in fiction, even become her Phantom of the Opera. All original characters.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 192,996 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Christine, Erik
Trying Tuesday
When Rabbit and Hare inadvertently reveal their bunny tension to a lady at a Chinese restaurant, she gives them cookies that make them switch bodies on the day of the Queen's Independence Day Ball, and Hatter realizes there was something so charming about Rabbit all along...
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,889 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012
A Hatter's Obligation reviews
After ten years of no-show, a college aged Alice returns to Wonderland and Hatter feels they are meant to be together. But with a friendship of decade-long tension, how will Hare take to the news? Hatter/Hare
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
That Time of Year reviews
When the special month of March hits Wonderland, Hatter has to deal with Hare's peak in sexuality. Oneshot.
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Us Against the World reviews
Hatter and Hare feel they should reciprocate Alice's visits to Wonderland by coming to the real world uninvited... and getting stuck. Hatter/Hare
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009
He's Having My Baby reviews
He's only had six crumpets in the past week and Granny hasn't sent him any more cookies, but Hatter wakes up with a particularly large belly and doesn't know what the hell is going on until Hare takes him to the Wonderland Hospital. Hatter x Hare
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
HANDFUL of HARE reviews
When Hare starts missing tea parties, staying out all night, and pulling questionable dance moves, Hatter sets out to discover his secret and is quite alarmed with the discovery.
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009
The Pooptrix reviews
This is a parody of the Sesame Street characters involved in a Matrixesque story. The SS members are part of a gang, and their mission is to stop rivalry in the alternate dimension known as the Pooptrix. The Count and myself are main characters.
Sesame Street - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/2/2006
Emo Mario reviews
A dramatic rendition of a basic Mario adventure, in his 1stperson perspective. The inner thoughts and feelings of a very tortured Mario, after Peach has left him, and his relationships are falling apart. He is empty! It'sa tearin' him apart!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Mario, Luigi
Doo Wah Diddy, Diddy Dum, Diddy Doo reviews
It's a parody ending to the animemanga, about the cast resorting to cannibalism. If you're an easily offended Kagomefan, don't read it. :D I WARNED YOU.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Wonka Harassment reviews
It was a quick story my friend and I thought up one day to counter boredom. A 17-year-old girl, chosen to help Wonka advertise his new candy, refuses to leave the factory and demands sexual relations.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Puppets'n'Guns reviews
This is an RPG set during a Jigsaw game, with the main POV as Billy the Puppet. He walks, he talks, he bothers his father, he has a secret club, and I love him to death. :3
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
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