Sentinel Sparrow
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Joined 07-22-04, id: 637416, Profile Updated: 05-18-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Movies.

College is an interesting place. Not always good, but pretty much constantly GOING somewhere.
Except the times when it isn't. Yea.
Ahem.

Nom: Anna Hoodnot, Hoodnot Psycho-path. (Not that the rest are anymuch different...)

Obsessions (In no specific order)
Johnny Depp; Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
Shia LaBeouf slashiness; Chas Kramer, asshole.
Severus Snape is my hero. He has been since book 5. I hate Rowling for what she did to him. :(
Regina Spektor, Evanescence
Hiphop.

I am against racism. I am also extremely unhappy about the SC/ST/OBC reservations. Because certain people play ball all year and still manage to get into the college of their choice and I, being an effing GENERAL catagory slog my arse off and get nowhere.

Me and my friend, the Hoodnot Ostrich once had a very interesting conversation, which I would like to share avec toi (yes, I like the French language.):

This very conversation took place between the Womanizer Extraordinaire…a la poulet and Womanizer Extraordinaire…a la carte

(Watson, my carry case and wallet)

(Watson...THE GERBIL DID IT)

(Watson...get out of my tub)

(Watson...where's my wife?)

(Watson...where are my auntie Muriel's slippers)

(Watson, you DO NOT swallow rubber. That’s cows.)

(Watson, find my gentle bull and send him to the fabric store)

(no, not that one)

(Watson, what’s that latched to your leg?)

(Watson, my underpants are STILL damp, where’s the blow-dryer)

(Watson, do you mean to say these are YOUR underpants)

(Watson, why are we both under this dining table)

(Watson, no, leave the old lady alone)

(Watson, that’s green, not pink)

(Watson, I feel rather nauseated, please take this child of yours away)

(and the polka dots)

(Watson, unhand my pants)

(Watson, no)

(Watson...)

(Watson, is someone reading our conversations)

(Watson… THAT’S MY UNCLE )

(Watson, is someone here with us?)

(oh, I'm sorry, its my mother actually...)

(Watson, I'm afraid...)

(Watson, my mother keeps her knickers there)

(Watson, please find me some tissue)

(Watson, only ONE person per cubicle)

(Watson, unhand that maidens laundry)

I believe in gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Copy this to your profile if you believe in gay marriage!

My Fiction:

Transfiguration of Ron: A very random and odd day in the lives of the Golden Trio. Not one of my best works, I’m sorry to add.

Underneath It All: I’ve been told this is a very good one. A Dramione, written for my dear Anchovie(rhythm-divine). I would advise you to read it, if you will.

It Worked: My greatest(or so I believe. Heh) story till date. It may be everything cliché at the moment, but it’s soon gonna turn into something quite interesting, and hopefully appreciated. I’ve got about 15 chapters of it written on paper, and the sequel and threequel already planned out. Will say no more.

Final Wave: The result of having watched about three minutes of Point Break. I was just..taken down in one move by the world heavy weight boxing champion also known fondly as the Plot Bunny. It was a very exciting ten minutes of unconsciousness.

Ta.

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Red Earth by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Red. His blood on the red earth. He thought he would never open his eyes again... until he did. Rated for language.
Blood Diamond - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6761 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Reading the Will by FirstYear reviews
Minerva finds Snape's last requests.Then, from a previously unknown source other bequests are distributed which tell of the man's nature and oft mis-spent life. Snape/Minerva/Neville/Andromeda/Harry and Draco all appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,455 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
No Loyalty in the Moonlight by Ariadne AWS reviews
Because some secrets aren't meant to stay buried. HGSS Years after the final battle, Hermione will have to confront secrets she's kept, even from herself. WINNER, 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best Drama
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,755 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Drinks All Round! by x.BiLlAbOnG.x reviews
SEQUEL TO ERMMM SAVVY? ... "I wouldn't mess with her kid..." "Haven't you heard the sounds from the boiler room? like someone's dying?"... She leaned closer..."BOO!" I really suggest you read 'Ermm Savvy' 1st or you'll be totally lost..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,266 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/2/2004
Five Things That Never Happened To Frank Martin by Twig reviews
As the title says: the five things that never happened to Frank Martin.
Transporter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Special Two by InTooDepp reviews
Emily Somers left Jack Sparrow two years ago, but due to unforeseen circumstances, she and her fiance must enlist his aid. A journey across the open waters will force Emily and the pirate Captain to revisit past memories they had each yearned to forget.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,024 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
How My Perfect Life Was Inverted II by The Flying Breadstick reviews
Obviously a sequel, in which our heroine is confronted with the reality of grief, the possibility of fate, and the greatest question of them all: Is there such a thing as life after Jack Sparrow?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,275 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Bleed by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
He was exactly where he was supposed to be. BLOOD DIAMOND ONESHOT
Blood Diamond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Lady Fair by Lady Anarane reviews
Andie Bryant would rather run than walk. And the only thing she loves more than her carefree lifestyle is driving the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow up a wall. JackOC. Part Two.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 128,931 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005
The Map by Starlight8 reviews
Nell Montilice has no idea what her guardian had done to her nine years ago. Nor does she know the extent he will go to get her back. **COMPLETE**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 358,842 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Trade with the Devil by PineAppleLint reviews
SEQUEL TO 'MEETING HIS MATCH'. Terrence Gallagher and Jack Sparrow are at it again! A stranger bestows Terrence with a valuable item, and she realizes she is in more trouble than she bargained for...what price will they pay for playing with fire?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,562 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
The Jack Sparrow Rap by BG Sparrow reviews
One-shot. Jack does a rap. Self explanitory, don't you think? If you're curious, go on and read it. I guarentee you'll love it. NEW! The Jack Sparrow Rap in PotC: The Musical! You'll still love it. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
Squirrel: To World's End by ICRepresentative reviews
PostDMC to preAWE, some spoilers. Jack Sparrow is dead, but the crew, including Will, Elizabeth and Squirrel, are sailing to the ends of the earth to bring him back. But the journey won't be easy, especially now that not everyone shares the same agenda.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 139,513 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
PH2: More Piratier, More Hilariousier, and more by Leanan Sidhe reviews
The much anticipated sequel to PIRATES HILARIOUSITY under Third Time's the Charm now. Rachel and Vicki are back, and guess who followed them! It's a whirlwind of weirdness when you include Target, the corpse monkey, and the grooming of pirates as the gi
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,604 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005
Chemical Reaction by Lady Buttercup reviews
HermioneCharlie. That should be enough to make you read this. I mean seriously, HermioneCharlie! One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Comfort by PoeticallyPathetic19 reviews
This is a fan fic of Blood Diamond and there are spoilers for some parts. So be warned!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2007
I Love This Song! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE! Sequel to Yo ho, yo ho!] Five years later, and Jack still never got that rum...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,447 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
The Best Homework Excuse Ever by Solia reviews
Two girls, Chase and Ari, see the flaws of this world and seek to find out what it is and who they are.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,582 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 6/17/2004
How My Perfect Life Was Inverted I by The Flying Breadstick reviews
This is a typical story about a typical woman who travels back in time in a most typical manner, encounters a most typical drag queen, and has a most typical adventure with a most typical pirate and his most typical crew. Rated to be safe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 190,902 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Auguries of Innocence by LeglessJedi reviews
Sequel to She Was a Phantom of Delight. Jack and Camille find out that the treasure from The Rune was, in fact, cursed after all. New characters added. Rated for sexual content and violence.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 60,483 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005
Squirrel: Deux by ICRepresentative reviews
In the setting of Dead Man's Chest, Squirrel finds herself in danger along with Jack, Will, Elizabeth and the crew. Davy Jones has come for Jack's soul and all hell's breaking loose. POTC2
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,106 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Eternal Slave by Lashandra reviews
This is the sequel to The Slave Girl, if you haven't read that yet I suggest you do.Anyway, Saihrena has been kidnapped,Jack thinks she left of her own accord,But all is not as it seems,someone is here to help. Enjoy everyone!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,358 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Revenge of the Bleeding Heart by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
CH. 13 UP! The sequel to A Halloween Wish. Captain Morgan Kelly wants her revenge on Jack Sparrow. When they meet again, will sparks fly or will their only be bloodshed?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,547 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/27/2004
Jack Sparrow the Dreadlocked Pirate by Luna-GrrrBack023 reviews
Song parody to the tune of Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer starring our favorite pirate captain.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
I, Pirate by Tarantella reviews
I, Robot:Pirates of the Caribbean crossover:: Robin Turlo is a modern thief from 2035. What happens when a heist goes awry and she finds herself in the 18th century? Will a pirate captain help or complicate? JOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,789 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Saints and Sinners by Ani Sparrow reviews
Follow the adventures of Celia Hammond as she makes a new life for herself. But not quite the one she was expecting... Now rated M for adult content.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,877 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005
Third Time's the Charm by Leanan Sidhe reviews
COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Seven Days of Jack Sparrow Creation by Rita Hill reviews
Or you can just say a continuation of the Seven Days of Creation, “Jack Sparrow” style.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Just An Odd Pirate Story 3: Yo ho! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE! Threequel to Buried Treasure! and ARGH] The pirates are back just in time for Christmas! And a bit of mistletoe action!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,502 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Eyes Wide Open by SimplyNorma reviews
JackOC. One shot. R&R, thanks.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Ship of Fire by LoveforLogan reviews
Holy heck! Jack's ship burnt down? The crew disscuss who get to be lucky guy and tell the captain!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 5,227 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
51 ways to annoy Severus Snape by Twister the Dragon reviews
This is about the day James potter and Remus Lupin......... It's 51 ways to annoy Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Severus S.
51 ways to annoy Commadore James Norrington by Twister the Dragon reviews
The title IS the summary
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Squirrel 2 by ICRepresentative reviews
Her dreams have become her reality... she sails on the Black Pearl with her Captain Jack Sparrow. But are dreams enough to sustain her when storms are off the port bow? Nothing is ever as it seems... POTC1
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,098 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
A Pirate's Pillow Talk by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
JackOC: A modern day girl finds herself a ghostly and gorgeous roommate
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
She Was a Phantom of Delight by LeglessJedi reviews
Camille is an Irish girl living under British rule. Meeting Captain Jack Sparrow is just the excitement she needs in her dull, unbearable life. But Jack has a tendency of leading women on, and Camille finds herself fascinated with a pirate's way of life
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 83,303 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean Spelling Poem by Rita Hill reviews
A poem where I use the letters in Pirates of the Caribbean to describe something of the movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2005
The Jack Sparrow Commandments by Rita Hill reviews
Ten Commandments in the name of Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2005
Touch me: You Die by XxEnigmaxX reviews
Claire, Evelyn, and Cille, are three average girls who get sent to three different places. Claire is sent to Elizabeth's mansion, Evelyn is sent to Will's black smith shop, and Cille is sent to Tortuga. Claire HATES Will and Evelyn HATES Elizabeth!COMPLET
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,035 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Horizons by Berne reviews
She was born from a dream: freedom, tendrils of smoke ideas, sketches scrawled onto parchment, secreted away. Then boards and canvas and the blackest, most fathomless pitch.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/25/2005
Alternate Ending or Middle? A half sequel by Captn-Shamrock reviews
You all loved the exciting story of Pirates of the Caribbean as told by Meg and Beth. Now the tale is again retold, with a bit of a twist...at least from Ch.7 on. It takes a surprising turn as Beth stands on the edge of the plank!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Beth and Meg Style by Captn-Shamrock reviews
This is a parody created by Megan and Elizabeth. It is filled with pants, inside jokes and drunkeness! Have fun, enjoy and...TALLY HO!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Yo ho, yo ho! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE] Jack runs into a moody troublemaker and her hyperactive friend on accident one night just innocently looking for his rum, but n0o0o0o0o0o... [Sequel up]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,216 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Parallelogram : Day Two by Wyoming Farnsworth reviews
The continuing adventures of Frank Parker, Chrononaut ...
Seven Days - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 90 - Words: 197,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 5/8/2004
Secret Society by fancyfantasyfairy reviews
This is the secret territory of the Secret Soceity. Only secret members may secretly enter. If you fail to do as asked, you will have to pay a secret concequence. This is the secret territory of the Secret Soceity.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2005
Just Another Odd Pirate Story: ARGH! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE! Sequel to Just An Odd Pirate Story: Buried Treasure] Evil Barbossa daughter seeking revenge on Jack! GASP! [Threequel up! Just An Odd Pirate Story 3: Yo ho]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,894 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
Jingle Bells by lil-blonde-pirate reviews
Jingle bells, Turner smells, govna swann is fat.... well this is basically what it's all like. Complete crazyness and blatent insuting of POTC characters in my twisted version of jingle bells! Muhahahahaha!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Passing the Torch by Bananas51 reviews
Big changes are in store for our favorite pirates, how will they handle what's to come? The continuing adventures of Jack and Julianne. (See chapter one for details)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All Pirate A Song Parody of All Star by Angelina Sparrow reviews
Like the title says, a song parody of "All Star". An example of something I do when I'm bored.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004
A Conundrum Knight by KTfanfic reviews
-7 days&Knight Rider crossover- A mixture of Ballard's modifications and a lightning bolt accidentally sends Frank Parker to the year 1986.
Crossover - Seven Days & Knight Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 9/4/2004
On Corsets by Shyaway reviews
Marooned, Jack and Elizabeth discuss everyone's favourite item of ladies' apparel ...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
The Rose of the Gryffindor by toroj reviews
Short history about great loves Draco and Hermione. Attention, danger of death from laughter. One shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just An Odd Pirate Story: Buried Treasure! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE] Jack, Will, and Elizabeth in a whole new adventure... in the 21st century... with three hyper friends... yeeeeaaah...[Sequel up now: Just Another Odd Pirate Story: ARGH]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,677 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
Crimson and Luminous by Wynn reviews
How do you make an impossible choice? What happens when you do? A one-shot exploration of life, love, grief, and death featuring HG, HP, and DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
Nassau:How to Sack a Port Without Firing a Shot! by BahamasCay reviews
Jack explains exactly how one goes about ‘sacking’ Nassau without firing a shot! Short, Complete. You may need a bit of ‘off kilter’ logic when Jack Sparrow is involved!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Complete
The Nameless Sequel by Ieva reviews
Girl is back, and is just as crazy as ever. The Matrix has fallen into the control of Them, and Girl along with some friends, both new and familiar, now have to save the day, before...it's just too horrible to even say. [rated for language]
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004
Just George, Alone by poverty-sucks reviews
After the death of his twin, George gives up on life...Then he has a revelation to live for the both of them...One-shot. I suck at summaries. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
ErmmmmmSavvy? by x.BiLlAbOnG.x reviews
WHAT! You never seen a girl climb out of a jail window before!"... Jack and Will in the 21st century! du du dunnnnnn!...I'm not hyper honest!... COMPLETE... Wow... i'm sad now!... sequel soon!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,455 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Dream by Nieanna reviews
Dream is sent into the Matrix, her mission to protect the One at all costs.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
The Matrix mall by chinchilla-in-a-bowl reviews
The final chapter! the fun and OOCness continues as Neo goes shopping... R,R and enjoy! Sob...sob...[COMPLETE]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Complete
Writer's Block by PineAppleLint reviews
Zoe Oltie is a cunning investigator of the FBI who thought she had everything in her warped life figured out. At least, until she was handed the case of the mysterious Mort Rainey. FINISHED!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,292 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
A Halloween Wish by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
COMPLETE! A girl from the year 2004 loves POTC as do her friends. She's always dreamed to meet Jack Sparrow, but when she finally gets her wish, is he really what she expected?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,720 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
Frozen Tears by Diamond-Raven reviews
After a backstep goes horribly wrong, Frank Parker dies and the panel refuses to authorize another backstep to bring him back
Seven Days - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,787 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Complete
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Interview by moveablehistory reviews
...It's not about love, it's about commitment... Draco Malfoy explains to Rita Skeeter the curious arrangement with his wife, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
OOC by Yao Kafei reviews
Jack, Will, and Elizabeth try to cope with one of the most common problems in fan fiction...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003
A Promise Kept, A Promise Broken by Diamond-Raven reviews
After receiving some distressing news, Harper takes off with the Maru, and with alcohol. After the Andromeda finds him, he is greeted by a very angry Beka who is mad enough to carry out a promise she made a long time ago.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Complete
Midnight Promises by Diamond-Raven reviews
In the middle of the night, Rommie and Harper have a talk
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2002 - Complete
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Final Wave reviews
Point Break The unfinished chapter in their lives: This is how it was supposed to end. WARNING:Mild Slash Johnny/Bodhi. If you don't like that kinda thing, don't read it.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Underneath It All reviews
a short oneshot. Draco is severely stressed out due to all the pressure his duties create, and he has no one to talk to either. Can Hermione help?DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Transfiguration of Ron reviews
Why are the trio sittin in the Tranfiguration room in Charms perion?Why is Ron a cow with red hair?shouldn't he be a bull?find out HERE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Complete