FanFictionFantomhide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. Updated July 10th, 2007 (wow, it's been an even longer while, hasn't it?) I write mainly parodies, because I worry about sounding like a dramatic idiot writing seriously. I'm entering sort of this new place of nonparodyness, though, because it's a lot more flexible. Got a fic coming up, an AU one, that I've been writing for some time and still haven't decided whether or not to post it yet. And yes, someday I will finish off my parodies. (August 8th, 2005) Sooooo...been here over a year. And I haven't even finished two stories yet! Oh the shame! It's been lovely working with you all, really. You've made a late-nighter of me. It's 12 in the morning. (November 23rd, 2005) Well, the apocolypse must be coming because I published a serious fic. Woe is me! Not many reviews so far, but quite a few hits. I'll draw some happiness out of that. If you read it, please do review. I wanna know if I suck at this kind of thing or not. Pretty please. Maybe I'll write more one-shots sometime, since I'm too busy for full-on parodies. Merry Turkey Day, and Happy Christmas. (July 14th, right? 2006) Right, it's official, I've gone round the bend completely and written a really drawn-out fic with as much seriosity as I can muster--the AU one I mentioned earlier. But that's not to say I didn't try to cram in as much humor as possible for you. And it could've been worse, right? I could've been dead all this time! Heh...heh... (July 10th, 200fucking7!) Not only am I a complete loon, but I am a tardy loon. I have been non-active for quite some time, but I might finish some shit sometime...maybe...must dash, gentle friends! Oh yes, also I really have been dead all this time. Time to come clean and all that. Cheerio! (July 18th, 2007) Well, this is the end for now, comrades. At least for posting on Where We Start, as I refuse to post the sequel until I finish it. If you'd like to stay in touch, message me or find me on . |
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Give Me That Blasted Ocarina! by RebelX reviews
It's back! The alternate ending to Ocarina of Time redone in correct story format and better than ever! PG13 for violence and innuendo. Mostly Innuendo
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,463 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2022 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
The Charter by Beer Good reviews
Mal has agreed to charter Serenity to a group of travellers from EarthThatWas... and if first impressions are any indication, he'll probably come to regret it. This may well be the only FireflyXSeinfeld crossover in existence. Oneshot crack ficlet.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Mal - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
Welcoming Committee by Beer Good reviews
Summary: We know what happened to Buffy at the end of Becoming Part II. But what happened to Angel after the whole super fun happy swordthroughthechest portal ride? Oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Angel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Technicolor Dream Phoenix by Percydude reviews
Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 8/2/2003
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Two by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Hermione continues writing in her diar - journal, as her fifth year begins. But with Harry's attitude, Ron's obliviousness, Malfoy's nastiness, and that Umbridge woman, fifth year isn't looking very good. Sequel to TSD: Book One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,991 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G.
Yuugioh's SuperCool Descent into HELL! by Des reviews
Yugi is incredibly bored, and possibly on opium. So what does he do? Decides to solve a puzzle that creates a Portal into Hell!
Contains OOC-ness and Goth Humour. XD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004
Rauru at Large by DeadeyeDave reviews
Rage Against the Machine's "Calm Like a Bomb." There's not much food-related that rhymes with "bomb" so I went with "pie." Enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 4/24/2003
Best Warrior by heiress reviews
Everyone knows that Alanna's secret was revealed by an unlucky swordstroke in Duke Roger's trial by combat. But what if the same thing had happened at a different time, and by someone else?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,055 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Tortall
Link is blonde Or is he? by Black Triforce reviews
Don't ask about title. Link's blonde. Right? Maybe... Maybe... NOT! Ganondorf finds the truth! Read and review this is my first nonscript form story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
Kel's Search For Happiness by KnightbyDay reviews
Kel goes in search of her favorite comics. How long can Alanna talk? Will Johnny V take the throne after Roald? Nananananana Wyldman, Wyldman, Wyldman!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Sleeping Magelet: The Tortallan Sleeping Beauty by Princess Kalasin reviews
The promised sequel to Cinderalanna. It's the funny Tortallan version of Sleeping Beauty! Includes a crossdressing Ozorne, a conceited Alanna, and Singing Peasants! Please R&R! Finished-sequel coming soon!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Harry Potter and the Parody To End All Parodies by Smerby reviews
Parodies have been done to death. But what's one more? R&R and you'll get lots of slashy goodness! Or not. Take a gander, if you will. Story is complete as is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Complete
Cinderalanna: The Tortallan Cinderella by Princess Kalasin reviews
The humorous Tortallan parody to Cinderella. Includes a cross-dressing Duke Gareth, the Almighty Author and a lot of MUAHAHAHAs! Finished! Plus the sequel's out.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
The Gift by Sulia Serafine reviews
The sequel to ICBW, running parallel to its mother series, about a young man named Vinny, discovering the truth of his birth. This can be read without reading ICBW! Complete
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,738 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Complete
A Good Friendship by Peak-in-Darien reviews
SLASH. Humorous. Jack and Will are enjoying themselves.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004
The Other Prisoner of Azkaban by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Sirius Black wasn't the last prisoner of the dreaded prison that was innocent of his crimes. He probably wasn't the first, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Sirius B., Rubeus H.
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Joking a Malfoy by AbRaCaDaBrA reviews
A Harry Potter Alternate Universe moment. This is exactly why the Sorting Hat doesn't - and shouldn't - have a sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Draco M.
Two Worlds and In Between by Minerva McTabby reviews
A saga of the Potterverse in the 19th Century. Opens at Hogwarts in 1855, with the Dumbledore brothers and Julius Marvolo, grandfather of Tom Riddle. Pre-HBP AU. Muggle-born Dumbledores. No Gaunts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 59,162 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Albus D., Aberforth D.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 372 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Sulia Serafine reviews
Meet Keladry Mindelan, First Class Officer of the Dominion Jewel, in the city of Tortall in the country of Mithros... Complete
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,465 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2001 - Published: 1/14/2001 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
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Where We Start reviews
Ron's in Hufflepuff, Hermione's in Ravenclaw, and our fabby hero Harry Potter...? An AU by yours truly that takes a look at the meanings of friendship, choice, and lilac bloomers. [Only kidding about the last, though. Sort of.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 47,844 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Comfort reviews
A short little oneshot about Ginny mulling over seeing Lockhart at St. Mungo's. Yes, an actual nonparody fic from yours truly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Coliseum of Secrets reviews
Why do I do this to myself? The sequel to the Sorcerer's Stoned but you don't really have to read that first. Enjoy, mwahahahahaha. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter: the Sorcerer's Stoned reviews
Mwahahaha...a twisted version of Harry Potter featuring Harry as a schizo, Ron as a crossdresser, and an accident-prone Hermione. Enjoy, hehehe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete