Princess Kalasin
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Joined 07-22-04, id: 637847
Author has written 3 stories for Song of the Lioness.
Hi, I'm Kalasin (I finally settled with a pen name!). I love Tamora Pierce books, so that's all I use this account for. Well, that's not exactly true. I love Tamora Pierce's Tortall books. I never got into the Circle of Magic books. They're OK, but they're not NEARLY as good as the Tortall ones. Although a couple of her characters drive me crazy, such as Jonathan. He's a total JERK. And I never liked Liam, either. If Alanna had gotten together with either of them I would have stopped reading her books then and there. And I'm sure glad I didn't, because I like the Immortals series even more than SotL! Although PotS was a bit of a let down. Kel's almost a wannabe Lioness, and she just can't stay with a guy for 10 minutes! OK, maybe that's not fair, since the Lioness couldn't either, but at least the guys she was with she was serious about. Kel has too many cute little crushes. And the one guys she DOES get together with is CLEON! He's cool as her friend, but those two are not meant to be. Then there's the Daughter of the Lioness, which is REALLY good. I can't wait to get Trickster's Queen.

I've finished 2 fics and I'm partway through a 3rd. The first 2 are Tortallan parodies to fairy tales, the third is the Tortallan Sound of Music.

My fourth fic is going to be another Tortallan fairy tale featuring Kel! That's about all I know right now, because it's really hard to figure out how I'm doing her "Prince Charming", since she can't stick with one for 5 minutes. Once I can figurethat out, I'll decide which fairy tale to do.

Any pairing that's not marked is a Tamora Pierce pairing. That's really not all I read but I don't really do fanfiction with the other stuff. I'm not sure WHY, but it's true.

Pairings I love:
Alanna/George:They're PERFECT together!!!
Daine/Numair:I just HOPED they'd get together the entire series, and I LOVED it when they did.
Kel/Dom:It just drives me nuts they never got a chance together...
Kel/Neal:It's a cute pair, if you ignore the fact that he's in love with Yuki.
Hermione/Ron: (Harry Potter)Yes, I do read non-Tamora Pierce stuff!
Ginny/Harry: (Harry Potter) Awww!
Ella/Char: (Ella Enchanted) Um...DUH!

Pairings I can't stand:
Alanna/Jon:He's a jerk, plain and simple.
Alanna/Liam:Liam irks me...
Daine/Kaddar:Sorry, but no.
Daine/Ozorne:Where did these fics come from? They're just MESSED UP!
Kel/Cleon:They're just NOT a match made in heaven.
Kel/Joren:Ditto what I said to D/O. These fics are weird, romance between the two was never so much as HINTED at in the books. Not to mention Joren's disgusting.
Hermione/Draco: (Harry Potter) Ick...
Hermione/Harry: (Harry Potter) She just works better with Ron.
Hattie/Char: (Ella Enchanted) OBVIOUSLY...

Fics that drive me crazy:
Alanna Goes to the Convent-I read a few of those when I first joined, and they WERE good...but then I started reading more, and they just got monotonous. GET A NEW IDEA!
Kel Gets Kicked Out-Very much like Alanna Goes to the Convent. They CAN be original, but even so, the plot is very very old. Again, try something NOT USED 50,000 times!
OMG I got Dropped Into Tortall-I only have read ONE of these that I liked, and that was The Texan and the Tortallan, which is actually a reverse concept. But the author quit FF.Net. And the rest of these...well, they stink. If you want to write one, try having the main character not instantly say "Ohmygod! I'm in TORTALL?" before anyone says anything. C'mon, would you REALLY instantly assume you were in Tortall?
OOC When They're Not Supposed to be-I understand sometimes fics are SUPPOSED to be OOC, but when it's a serious fic, try to avoid it. I love Kel/Neal, but would Neal suddenly fall in love with Kel after seeing her in a ballgown? Or if you're trying an A/J fic (I'm A/G forever and proud of it!) would Jon suddenly decide to dump Thayet? Would Alanna dump George? Didn't think so.

All right, I'll stop for now. This page is updated a lot, so come back soon!

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Lady Josephine by Heart's Love reviews
Instead of making everyone believe Daine had tried to start an uprising among the slave, Ozorne made it look like she had been killed in someone's attempt to steal Kit. Her friends left as soon as possible after this and Ozorne renamed Daine Josephine.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,169 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
The Wizard of BUNNIES! by ZarkrontheConquerer reviews
Wizard of Oz insane Tortall style!Chapter 7 is up!WE FINALLY GET TO MEET THE WIZARD!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
In Love with My Best Friend by dreamerdoll reviews
FINISHED!KN Neal, about to be married, realizes his feelings for Kel, so he breaks things off with Yuki. Oh, thanks to all my wonderful readers and reviewers! you guys are sooo awesome!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Tortall the musical by Mystic Weaver reviews
The characters in Tortall randomly burst into song revealing some...interesting things. I know it's been done but give it a chance. Rating for strong language later on.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Highly Unusual by Alenor reviews
This is about Alanna going to the convent and Thom going to the Palace. It's my first fanfic so please RR. By the way, the PG13 is for future reference only.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,009 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Tortall
A Wish Gone Wrong by Alanna-of-Olau reviews
As Alanna watched Delia dancing with her friends, jealousy pinched her heart. It lead to a wish that could be the undoing of all. My first fic please R&R.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
The Soldier by Erkith reviews
Dom learns that Kel loves him, but she's betrothed to someone else. Heartbroken, he attends her wedding as a guard against an assassination attempt. Will loving her demand a sacrifice? PG13 to be safe. Prequel to The Spy.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
The Texan and the Tortallan by ObsessivePerfectionist reviews
Alanna at sixteen is accidentally transported to a town in Texas. What will she do-- and how will she get back home? UPDATED 414!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
Random Tales About Various People by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Title basically says all. Jonathan's best friend is a pickle, Numair is insane, Thayet loses her hair, Cleon wears a tutu, and all sorts of other disturbing things occur.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Tortall - Complete
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The Sound of Chickens:The Tortallan Sound of Music reviews
It's the funny Tortallan Sound of Music! Plus it's the promised Cinderalanna and Sleeping Magelet sequel. No crossdressers...yet. Please review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Sleeping Magelet: The Tortallan Sleeping Beauty reviews
The promised sequel to Cinderalanna. It's the funny Tortallan version of Sleeping Beauty! Includes a crossdressing Ozorne, a conceited Alanna, and Singing Peasants! Please R&R! Finished-sequel coming soon!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Cinderalanna: The Tortallan Cinderella reviews
The humorous Tortallan parody to Cinderella. Includes a cross-dressing Duke Gareth, the Almighty Author and a lot of MUAHAHAHAs! Finished! Plus the sequel's out.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Tortall, Tortall