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Author has written 37 stories for RWBY.

Constable Paperbag here. Writing RWBY fanfics. I write, you read. It's a beautiful relationship.

I've now got an account over at AO3, where I'll be sharing some of my favourite stories. This will include my ongoing story Burned. Sharing the love and all that.

I've probably annoyed you in the past.

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Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 898 - Words: 256,605 - Reviews: 3975 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
Take a Walk on the Wild Side by Mallobaude reviews
Jaune Arc had always wanted to be a huntsman like his father. He wanted to be a hero. But as they saying goes, you can't always get what you want. Sometimes life doesn't work out the way you planned it. Sometimes you don't realize that it was all for the best, and that there's more than one way to be a hero. Cover art by TabletKnight.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 283,205 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 3/25/2017 - [Jaune A., Miltia M.] Melanie M., Team RWBY
Tournament Arc by ImSoAwesome reviews
Jaune was tired of losing - tired of giving up whenever he felt he wasn't good enough. It was time to prove to himself, and everyone else, that he belonged at Beacon, and that he has what it took to be a Huntsman. The Vytal Tournament was coming up, but he wasn't just going to compete. He was going to win.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 249,790 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Arslan A. - Complete
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12766 - Favs: 7,508 - Follows: 6,798 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Blake Knight by ImSoAwesome reviews
The streets of Vale were infested with crime and chaos. Villains poisoning the world with their despicable acts. The Hunts-Man couldn't defend the city alone. Which was why, when darkness fell... Blake would rise.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/5/2018 - Blake B. - Complete
Thirst by darthbobcat reviews
Qrow Branwen is the luckiest man he knows. The world is safe and he has a wonderful, loving family. He couldn't be happier. Yet, he can't shake the feeling that something is horribly, fundamentally wrong.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/2/2018 - Ruby R., Ozpin, Summer R., Qrow B. - Complete
How Raven Got Her Groove Back by Mallobaude reviews
Following her defeat at Haven Academy, Raven Branwen was a broken woman. She had no relic. She had no tribe. She had no friends or allies. But there was one thing she could have... if she could only find the strength and humility to get it back. Cover art by OmnipotrentZan5.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 302 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Jaune A., Raven B.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Event Horizon by ImSoAwesome reviews
It was said one met their Destiny on the road less traveled. For Jaune Arc this road led away from Beacon Academy and toward a path of mystery, adventure, friendship, and secrets itching to be unearthed. What legends lied over the next horizon? Only by taking that first step forward would he learn and find out. And maybe, just maybe, end up becoming the hero of his story.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,105 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 12/19/2017 - [Jaune A., Amber] Oscar P. - Complete
My Hero by Mallobaude reviews
Following the battle for Haven, Jaune and Weiss have a talk about the past. The present. The future. About where they stand now as friends. About how in spite of their rocky start, there's no reason they can't understand and care for one another. Spoilers for episodes 13-14 of volume 5 inside.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
Letters to Winter by Mallobaude reviews
It had started as a simple bet. Train the boy in order to prove her own superiority over her peers. It had all been going so well for Weiss. So how was it that Jaune became so entangled in her personal life, and she in his? And why did he seem to be the only person who understood just what she was running away from? Cover art by Gabecebro.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 277,457 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Winter S., Team RWBY - Complete
Tending to the Soul by potNpaN reviews
Alcohol is a presence in all aspects of Humanity and Faunuskind. It breaks, helps, and heals. The people who serve it find they're the people who can help. After a rejection at Beacon, Jaune finds his place to belong at a bar, hoping to recover from his past mistakes by helping others in need. Cover: Hanisu93
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,597 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Best Man by RebukeX7 reviews
Sequel to the "The Wingman" Eleven years after Jaune gave Ruby that much needed advice and two years after an unexpected Heartbreak, our heroes return in a story of healing, self-discovery, and love, as they prepare for Ruby's big day. Jaune will make sure Ruby is ready for he is the best person for the job, the Best Man. However, this time it seems Ruby may be the one helping him.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,632 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Ruby R., Jaune A. - Complete
The Wingman by RebukeX7 reviews
The Arc Art of Attraction, a sacred art of seduction sought out and coveted by those searching for love. It's an art that one Jaune Arc finds himself passing down to a dear friend in need after an error reveals her own struggling love-life. This is a story of friendship, romance, family, and self-discovery. The story of the unsung hero, The Wingman. Not all heroes wear capes. ?/?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,062 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A. - Complete
Resurgence by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Post Season 3 - The strongest are those who can get back up with the bitter taste of defeat still fresh in their mouths. Ruby and her new team are trying to save as many as they can while they wait for Cinder's next move. But Cinder has a new weapon in store for the huntsmen in training. And this weapon wears a familiar face... :: JaunexPyrrha, eventual JaunexRuby
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 152 - Words: 675,697 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY, Team SSSN - Complete
Void by LeafyDream reviews
Blake uses her Semblance for the first and last time.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/17/2017 - Blake B. - Complete
Tyrian and the Hoodie by OnTheCobb reviews
Tyrian crouched low with an excited expression on his face as he pointed to Jaune, or more specifically, what he was wearing. "Is that a Pumpkin Pete's Exclusive Hoodie?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Wilted Rose by Solora Goldsun reviews
Team RWBY has been drifting apart over the course of several months. Feeling tired and isolated in Vale, Ruby decides to spend a few days with Team JNPR in their house by the woods. There, her friends offer healing, comfort, and perhaps more. (House Hunting AU. Established Poly!JNPR. Eventual Juniper Rose. Commission for miner249er.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,807 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 11/16/2016 - [Ruby R., Team JNPR] - Complete
To the Socially Awkward by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
We change. We grow. We live. We fight. We love. But, we will always stick together because we're the socially awkward. Pairing: Lancaster
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] - Complete
Dinner with Team RWBY by xSPYXEx reviews
Team RWBY has a guest for dinner, but things aren't exactly what they seem
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2016 - Velvet S., Team RWBY - Complete
A Little While Longer by Mr. M.Mars reviews
After suffering from another bloody defeat, the Hunter considers if perhaps he should just accept his fate and lose himself in this eternal dream.
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2015 - The Hunter, Plain Doll - Complete
The Lover of a Goddess by God Emperor Penguin reviews
A minor training accident between Jaune and Pyrrha leads them to grow a bit closer.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Breaking the Cycle by theseeker64 reviews
The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 399,333 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Quelaana of Izalith, Solaire of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim - Complete
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Burned reviews
When Pyrrha went to fight Cinder that night, she had her loyal partner by her side. Now he was gone, and all that remained were the scars of the past. The Fall of Beacon broke many people, crushed many spirits. It was her duty to carry on and fight. But now she is alone in a confusing world. Would she rise from the ashes of her defeat, or would she just get burned?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,939 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 11/26 - Published: 1/7/2018 - Pyrrha N., Raven B., Team RNJR
She's a Devil, That One reviews
It finally happened. Her little brother managed to land himself a girlfriend. Saphron is so happy for him. But when they come to visit her in Argus, she has her suspicions about this Neo girl, especially since she doesn't seem like his type. Maybe she's just being paranoid? Maybe Neo does care for him? Or maybe she's leading him along? After all, it wouldn't be the first time...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 4/5 - [Jaune A., Neo] Saphron A. - Complete
Lie, Cheat, and Something About Falling in Love reviews
Jaune was taught to watch out for the bad girls. Neo was taught that nothing good lasts forever. The two were complete opposites, and yet you couldn't keep them away from each other. An anthology set in an AU where Neo encountered RNJR before Cinder, exploring Jaune and Neo's relationship.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 5/11 - [Jaune A., Neo]
Apex Pyrrhedator reviews
Pyrrha accidentally gets injected with steroids after a late-night gym session. She wakes up the next morning feeling different than usual. Stronger, faster, and absolutely eager to bust some heads. All hail the coming of the destroyer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/16/2020 - Pyrrha N., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Jaune Arc: Milf Master reviews
After sleeping with all the single mothers in Mantle, Jaune thinks his mission in life is complete and is ready to die, until Jacque Schnee himself invites him to a party at the Schnee Manor, promising him that Willow Schnee will be attending. His purpose restored, Jaune eagerly accepts. But before he can get what he wants, a great challenge awaits him. Let battle commence!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 7/22/2020 - Jaune A., Jacques S., Willow S.
Enamour for armour reviews
Most people think Jaune's armour is useless. Most people are right. But when Neo tries to steal the Relic of Knowledge, something unexpected happens. Maybe, just maybe, the armour has its uses after all?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/29/2020 - Jaune A., Neo, Oscar P. - Complete
A White Girl Named Yang reviews
Tired of her team spending their weekend nights indoors, Yang finally manages to convince them to go clubbing with her. She can't wait to show them the life they've been missing and lead them into a world of drinks and dancing. But amidst all the buildup, maybe she's the one not ready for what the night has in store.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2020 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Curse of the WereBlake reviews
During a routine combat lesson, Jaune gets bitten by Blake. At first, everything seems normal. But then mysterious happenings occur, things that cannot be explained through science or reason. What foul magic has cursed our resident knight? Can he be cured of this wretched affliction? Is it possible for a human to transform into... a faunus? Meow.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 2/12/2020 - Published: 10/23/2019 - Blake B., Jaune A., Cardin W. - Complete
Exxxtra Credit reviews
The end of year exams are coming up, and Jaune couldn't be more screwed. He can't study like everyone else and is likely doomed to repeat them later in the year. That is until he hears Glynda Goodwitch is marking them. With no other options left, he realises he must seduce her so she can boost his grades for him. Look out, Glynda - you're about to have a new favourite student.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,090 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 5/29/2018 - [Jaune A., Glynda G.] Weiss S., Team JNPR
By His Side reviews
Many people became part of Tai's life. Raven knew better than anyone that not many of them stayed behind. Either through death or simply abandoning him, most of his loved ones vanished from his life. Except for one.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/17/2019 - Zwei, Raven B., Taiyang X.L. - Complete
Jaune's Superrific Quest For Power reviews
Inspired after watching a superhero flick with his friends, Jaune decides it's about time he unlocked his semblance. With the help of his friends, he will become a superpowered hunter just like them. Stand aside, citizens. There's a new hero in town. Action, drama, thrills, this origin story has it all. Except pictures. This isn't a comic book. Sorry.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 7/30/2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Reap What You Sow reviews
It was an accident. There was no doubt about that. But when Ruby killed Neo after a failed assassination attempt she is plagued by nightmares, the result of her guilty conscience eating her alive. She's a killer. A murderer. Nothing like the hero she set out to be. Tormented by memories of that fateful night, she turns to her friends for comfort, lest she be forever haunted.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,690 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/17/2018 - Ruby R., Neo, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Trials and Tit-ulations reviews
During a night of passion, Yang accidentally suffocates Jaune with two of her greatest assets, rendering the boy unconscious. Oopsie daisy. Will she be able to wake him up, or will he die living every man's dream? Rated M for Mature, even though it's anything but.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/25/2019 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] Ruby R. - Complete
Jaune and the Great Betrayal reviews
Salem makes Jaune the ultimate deal: in exchange for the lives of his friends, she promises to free him from the curse that has plagued his life. Rated T for Treachery.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/8/2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Salem - Complete
RWBY Volume 4 (But It's Written By YouTube Critics) reviews
Judgement has fallen!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Taking Your Best Girl Out on the Town reviews
It has suddenly occurred to Pyrrha that despite all her achievements, she's never had the chance to feel like a normal girl. This looks like a job for her boyfriend Jaune, who vows to show her an evening of fun and laughter. And what better way to do that than by going to the funfair? The night is young and so are they. So let's embrace it and have some fun.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/1/2019 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
RWBY Volume 3 (But It's Written By Cinder) reviews
I like to bully fictional characters.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2018 - Ruby R., Ozpin, Pyrrha N., Cinder F. - Complete
RWBY Volume 2 (But It's Written By Shippers) reviews
I like to bully everyone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2018 - [Team RWBY, Team JNPR] Ozpin, Cinder F. - Complete
RWBY Volume 1 (But It's Written By LaughingLefou) reviews
I like to bully my friends.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/9/2018 - [Jaune A., Neo] Team JNPR - Complete
Muscle Theory reviews
Growing up around girls, Jaune had to put up with a lot of talks about how hot muscles were. He didn't understand the appeal. What was the big deal about muscles, anyway? More importantly, why was he getting flustered over the sight of Pyrrha at the gym? He wasn't staring at her arms. Honest.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/12/2018 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
Bring Me To Life (But Not Her) reviews
Weiss wants Ruby to die so she can bang Jaune. Sorry, I'm not good at summaries.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/22/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
At the end of the world where all hope is lost, Jaune holds in his hands the key to humanity's salvation - a potion that will make him travel back in time and fix everything. So what's stopping him from drinking it?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/3/2018 - Jaune A. - Complete
Break a Twenty reviews
Money can't buy happiness, but maybe it can buy love? That seems to be the case when Winter has her heart stolen by a mysterious blond hero. From the day he gave her change for a twenty lien bill, she becomes obsessed with the man. He's all she can think about. How far will her affections take her? Much like a Schnee credit card, the price of love is limitless.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 7/22/2018 - [Winter S., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Scars reviews
He had saved Weiss' life. He had discovered his semblance. For the first time in a long time, Jaune was finally starting to feel useful. And now with his new healing abilities, he couldn't help but notice Yang's new arm. She was a proud girl, but everyone could tell she was still suffering from the loss of her old one. Maybe he could...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/25/2018 - Yang X.L., Jaune A. - Complete
Hate is a Flame Born of Passion reviews
Confinement can sometimes be a virtue. A pity the boy beneath her was too stubborn to realise that.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Better Than Nothing reviews
Emerald has some one-to-one time with Puppet Cinder. Now, if only Mercury would leave her alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2018 - Mercury B., Emerald S. - Complete
People Suffer Under Ruby's Leadership reviews
Jaune mysteriously dies after hunting with Ruby one night. Team RWBY and JNPR are now in shambles because of it. But even in the darkest times, the fires of hope will pierce through the thickest of shadows.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Oscar P. - Complete
Coeur Doesn't Like Pyrrha Nikos reviews
This is the magical, heartbreaking story of a blond huntsman-in-training who loved his girlfriend. And one god who did not.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Royal Feast reviews
Weiss loves turkey. It is without a doubt her favourite food in the world. But when friends and family deny her the bird she so cherishes, especially during one of Remnant's most treasured holidays, it's time to take matters into her own hands. One way or another, Weiss Schnee always gets what she wants.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2018 - Weiss S., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Jacques S. - Complete
Friendship or Whatever reviews
Jaune and Cinder's squabbling is really getting on Ren's nerves. A picnic in the countryside should help clear the air. Armed with a picnic basket and the goodwill among men, it's time for peace to take action.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V., Cinder F. - Complete
Pandora's Book reviews
Based on her choice of literature, you'd think Blake would know how to write a good erotic story. As it turns out however, Blake Belladonna is the worst smut writer in the history of Remnant, as Team RWBY sadly discovers...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,684 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Blake B., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Mind's Eye reviews
Of all the semblances Jaune could have had, he never expected mind reading to be one of them. Not that he was complaining, as his newfound ability had just made his life a whole lot more easier. But all power has a cost. And some places are better left unexplored...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,210 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 10/2/2017 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Salem - Complete
Meet the Family reviews
Jaune didn't know how he did it, but somehow, he had managed to hold a steady relationship. But now, that accursed day had arrived. The day he would finally meet his partner's parents. Would they welcome him into the family? Or would they cast him out with fiery vengeance? Ah well, he could probably do this. I mean hey, all you needed was confidence right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,880 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Wolf to the Slaughter reviews
Unsatisfied with her council, a witch calls out for help. A dead girl answers the call...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Cinder F., Salem - Complete
Token of Gratitude reviews
Team RWBY has finally been reunited, meaning Ruby and Weiss are partners again. That's a good thing... right? Jaune knows full well that it is, but for some reason the reunion has left him feeling depressed. It's selfish, he knows that, but he can't deny his feelings. In a twist of fate, Weiss ends up being the one to comfort him in this strange time.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
Heartstrings reviews
Tired of waiting for Jaune to make a move, Pyrrha takes matters into her own hands. Taking some advice from Ruby, she knows exactly how to influence him. What follows is their life from then on...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] - Complete
The Milk Maiden reviews
Ruby has drank milk almost all her life, yet nothing seems to come of it. She hasn't gotten any taller or stronger. In a last ditch effort to grow, inspired by something her uncle told her, she consumes over a million cartons of the stuff. Little did she know, that good things come to those who wait. Look out Remnant. There's a new Maiden in town.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete