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Joined 07-23-04, id: 638629, Profile Updated: 01-29-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

So, this is the space where I'm supposed to write something cool about myself. I could be a 257 pound Asian woman whose turn-ons include sponge baths and turn-offs include long conversations and pants. I could be an escaped mental patient from an institution for the criminally insane. I could wear a diaper on my head and surf the net for cat pictures as Mozart plays in the background.

Since I'm none of the above (or claim not to be), completely unoriginal and lazy I will write standard information about myself.

.Favorite Character: I have an unhealthy obsession for Severus Snape. It is clearly because of the nose.
.:Favorite couple: Severus Snape and Lily Evans. I like to see my precious Severus happy.
.:Favorite food: Sushi
.:.Nickname(s): Miche-chan, Chickadee, Hot chick and Bukake Hentai
.: Age: 20, will turn 21 sometime this year.
.:What bugs you: People who are pushy,loud and disrespectful
.What house would you be in?: Aparently Hufflepuff or Slytherin. I much prefer the latter.

Obvious Fact about Author: I like reviews...Seriously.

Slightly Unobvious Fact: I'm half Canadian and half Japanese

About 5-6 years ago I was a complete fanfiction fan and than I drifted away. Lately I have been bored and in need of a hobby so I turned back to Fanfiction only to find that I still enjoy it quite a bit. My fanfictions used to be quite quirky and a bit more humorous/random. I am currently trying to rework on old stories that I used before but haven't quite gotten to it either because I am too lazy or...actually there is no other reason.I have gotten a lot of requests from my friends to be in one of my old fanfictions (Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts), I've tried rewriting it often but lately I am thinking of writing it much more realistically, such as instead of being the quirky main character, it will be a severely depressed main character. There will be a some random events in there but I assume that when I am not lazy (which is a rare moment) I will continue to write that fanfiction.

I took a Harry Potter character quiz, and apparently I am Narcissa Malfoy. I have to admit it's pretty true (Wow I sound full of myself)...I just felt like adding that fact...I don't know. Lately due to the time I spend in front of the computer pondering how to torture these poor characters next my arms are getting lines from the table digging into them, I'm contemplating getting those keyboard cushion things, but being the poor college student I am, I would rather buy other things...But, if anyone chooses to donate one, I would HAPPILY accept one provided it doesn't have anything deadly or gross or anything weird etc on it. Please, no love stains...Speaking of love stains, the invisibility cloak would work really well trying to hide love stains. You can clearly tell where my mind is at.

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Ananke by Eunike reviews
A strange set of events sends the 19-year-old Lily into a terrible future where she and most of her friends are dead and the war is still on. Severus can't believe his luck. Can Lily change her fate? S/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,526 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
A Father Divided by Indie-Mod reviews
Harry joins Voldemort as his Apprentice, leaving a pregnant Ginny behind. Eleven years later, James 'Weasley' is on a quest to find out who his father is, who the mystical figure of 'Harry Potter is, and dreaming of one day overthrowing Voldemort's Empire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,031 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Rebound by AnotherNamelessAuthor reviews
The best way Lily Evans can think to get over a guy and to get revenge at the same time, is to rebound onto his rival. Only thing is that rival just so happens to be James Potter. - rating mainly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,278 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Phoenix Tears by slytherin-nette reviews
To Draco Malfoy, his given orders were simple. Turn Harry Potter into a woman. Get her pregnant. Resurrect Lord Voldemort’s soul into the baby’s body. The plan was flawless. He just never planned on falling in love. DM/femHP. Post-DH Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 320,679 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Regret In Prison by Atlaxxxx reviews
Blue eyes met green. "We shall be invincible." This was the place of nightmares. "You weren't supposed to die!" One weak arm lifted toward the bars of his cell. "I'm sorry." He grasped the rock firmly and raised it to his neck. "I know."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Fate of Two by Messrsmoony reviews
What would have happened if Voldemort had pushed Lily aside that fateful night?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Lily fixes a mistake by severusphoenix reviews
JK said that, given a second chance, Severus would pick Lily. I'm giving Lily a second chance to pick Severus, instead. AU, of course. Some deaths, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 183,204 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
We're Taking Over Revisited by Lilunamesonks reviews
Voldemort and the Death Eaters, that is, if they were incredibly dim-witted and concocted plans labeled A through Z to destroy Harry Potter, with Snape there to half-heartedly attempt to thwart their attempts. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Dancing with the Devil by RissaCay reviews
Snape makes a deal with Slytherin's most popular witch, the beautiful and witty Narcissa Black, after she offers to help him win back Lily Evans. But what's the cost of her assistance? Will the 2 become freinds, or is Snape simply dancing with the Devil?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,160 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Book 7: Where the Fandom Fun Is Almost At an End by Jobey in Error reviews
How DH went down. Much mockery enclosed. Chapter Fourteen: Harry Potter and the Camping Trip of Hell and Hormones. Mainly Hormones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
Edward Cullen and the Technicolor Teddy Bear by crackbabby reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they could remember. When Edward gives Bella a multicolored bear for her birthday, will it lead to love? Or will the bear tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Knight of Pentacles, Queen of Wands by jaderook reviews
Severus Snape discovers that there's more to his pointless death than his miserable life counted on. A story of love and second chances. SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A New Beginning by That One Rabid Fangirl reviews
The once dead victims of Voldemort and his Death Eaters have reawakened and are alive again. Severus once again has to live knowing that the girl he loves is with someone else. But as Lily finds out what Snape has done for her she finds her feelings change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
She He It Them They by Kalerin reviews
A simple prank backfires, turning Harry Potter into a girl. Now he has to go through his final year of Hogwarts as a femal Slytherin. How will he cope when what he once thought was true turns out false? And what happens when he doesn't think things out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,037 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Any Means by MChristopher reviews
A little forewarning regarding the sorting leads to an entirely different fate for young Harry Potter. See what happens when Mr. Potter is given just a bit more background information, and more importantly, a lot more blackmail material.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
To Change the Past by mamoswineFTW reviews
In a post war setting, Harry and Neville hatch a plan to go back, and prevent the Dark Lord Voldemort from ever rising by changing Tom Riddle's upbringing. Post-HBP, AU&TT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Bitter Endings and New Beginnings by nairiefairie reviews
Tom Riddle grants Severus his wish, he spares Lily. Tom kills the prophecy child but the only problem is Harry isn’t the right child.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Forgotten UNFINISHED AND ABANDONED by Kessieisme reviews
voldermort doesent kill lily instead he uses a memory charm, and lily only regains her memory ten years later and then sets out to find her son, but also comes across someone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Little Consequences by Fayari reviews
What if Harry had never received his invisibility cloak for Christmas in his first year? What if he received a time turner instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Engraved in Stone by LemonEater reviews
PG13 May change. When Draco receives new information about Hermione Granger coughRiddlecough will he betray the only one that understands him, or save his own life? RR OHNOES No reviews lately. T.T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How it was by Third Rate Kait reviews
What if Harry had grasped Draco's hand at the beginning? What if it was all different?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Dreams of Reality by Jelisee and Obscene Maureen reviews
Draco Malfoy has a...rather disturbing dream about Harry Potter. He finds out that he's secretly attracted to the Boy Who Lived. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,821 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Never Say Goodbye by georgie-mini reviews
She started to walk away when a strong but gentle hand pulled her back. Ginny looked up into a pair of steel grey eyes, except them seemed softer;gentler than she remembered...' When Ginny's world is ripped apart who will be there to save her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Ways to Annoy Snape by TrashyBambi reviews
A girls journal about How to annoy Severus Snape. Please read and review! PG cuz a lil' cussing. chapter 11 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Severus S., George W.
The Mad and Zany Misadventures of Lucius and Snape by Ivory Tower reviews
On their own these two are evil and menacing, but when they get together they encounter the oddest situations. Chapter 6: Explore the realm of utter grooviness that is Lucius Malfoy's garden. Yes! The one place where he and Snape find true happiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 1/3/2003
Hermione goes back in time and falls in love by Indigo Ziona reviews
Well duh! She falls down the stairs and finds herself in... MARAUDER TIME! And three guys fancy her! And James Potter likes knitting!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2002
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The epic adventures of Lusty Lucius and Sexy Snape reviews
Lusty Lucius and Sexy Snape epic adventures, occasionally Lucius is a disney princess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
One Night with Severus Snape reviews
What happens when Lily Evans is faced with a possible divorce and a familiar face from the past appears?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,847 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts
A story about 2 girls that had been raised away from the wizard world and suddenly thrown into their 6th year at Hogwarts. R&R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Harry P.
Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts The original reviews
Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts, the untouched version ***Warning, very random story. May scare readers away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
Potions Suprise! reviews
Snape is evil isnt he? What happens when he becomes TOO evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Severus S.