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Joined 07-23-04, id: 638629, Profile Updated: 01-29-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

So, this is the space where I'm supposed to write something cool about myself. I could be a 257 pound Asian woman whose turn-ons include sponge baths and turn-offs include long conversations and pants. I could be an escaped mental patient from an institution for the criminally insane. I could wear a diaper on my head and surf the net for cat pictures as Mozart plays in the background.

Since I'm none of the above (or claim not to be), completely unoriginal and lazy I will write standard information about myself.

.Favorite Character: I have an unhealthy obsession for Severus Snape. It is clearly because of the nose.
.:Favorite couple: Severus Snape and Lily Evans. I like to see my precious Severus happy.
.:Favorite food: Sushi
.:.Nickname(s): Miche-chan, Chickadee, Hot chick and Bukake Hentai
.: Age: 20, will turn 21 sometime this year.
.:What bugs you: People who are pushy,loud and disrespectful
.What house would you be in?: Aparently Hufflepuff or Slytherin. I much prefer the latter.

Obvious Fact about Author: I like reviews...Seriously.

Slightly Unobvious Fact: I'm half Canadian and half Japanese

About 5-6 years ago I was a complete fanfiction fan and than I drifted away. Lately I have been bored and in need of a hobby so I turned back to Fanfiction only to find that I still enjoy it quite a bit. My fanfictions used to be quite quirky and a bit more humorous/random. I am currently trying to rework on old stories that I used before but haven't quite gotten to it either because I am too lazy or...actually there is no other reason.I have gotten a lot of requests from my friends to be in one of my old fanfictions (Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts), I've tried rewriting it often but lately I am thinking of writing it much more realistically, such as instead of being the quirky main character, it will be a severely depressed main character. There will be a some random events in there but I assume that when I am not lazy (which is a rare moment) I will continue to write that fanfiction.

I took a Harry Potter character quiz, and apparently I am Narcissa Malfoy. I have to admit it's pretty true (Wow I sound full of myself)...I just felt like adding that fact...I don't know. Lately due to the time I spend in front of the computer pondering how to torture these poor characters next my arms are getting lines from the table digging into them, I'm contemplating getting those keyboard cushion things, but being the poor college student I am, I would rather buy other things...But, if anyone chooses to donate one, I would HAPPILY accept one provided it doesn't have anything deadly or gross or anything weird etc on it. Please, no love stains...Speaking of love stains, the invisibility cloak would work really well trying to hide love stains. You can clearly tell where my mind is at.

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The epic adventures of Lusty Lucius and Sexy Snape reviews
Lusty Lucius and Sexy Snape epic adventures, occasionally Lucius is a disney princess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
One Night with Severus Snape reviews
What happens when Lily Evans is faced with a possible divorce and a familiar face from the past appears?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,847 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts
A story about 2 girls that had been raised away from the wizard world and suddenly thrown into their 6th year at Hogwarts. R&R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Harry P.
Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts The original reviews
Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts, the untouched version ***Warning, very random story. May scare readers away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
Potions Suprise! reviews
Snape is evil isnt he? What happens when he becomes TOO evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Severus S.