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Joined 07-24-04, id: 638920
Author has written 2 stories for Moulin Rouge, and Harry Potter.

"I watch Crimewatch instead of going on Friends Reunited; it's cheaper"

~ Peter Kay, comedian

"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty and to someone else if she is plain"

~ Algernon Moncrieff, 'The Importance of Being Earnest', Oscar Wilde, playwright

"I see no difference."

~ Severus Snape, 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire', J. K. Rowling, author

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Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,742 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Regards, Mother by Brandyllyn reviews
Snape is a far cry from a Mamma's Boy. Of course, with this woman for a mother, who would be? A series of letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Severus S., Eileen P.
Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Why Me? by Darth Vice reviews
Have you ever wondered what Snape's parents are like? Well everyone at Hogwarts is about to find out to Snape's horror and it's not what they expected.OC and AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 86,598 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Severus S., OC
Please Remember Me by HPforeverlove reviews
"Come on, Sev. Don't be like that." "He's bad news and you know it." "Look, up until this year I would've agreed with you. But he's different now. Can't you just be happy for me?" "No… I can't."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Will Of Love by J. Maria reviews
My take on 'A HOLE IN THE WORLD' so SPpoilerish. Wesley would do anything to save the love of his life. . .even if it means facing Severus Snape
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Wesley W., Severus S.
Who We Think We Are by IGottaFindYou reviews
The daughter of a Criminal and a Princess, Connie Bender attends her first Saturday Detention.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,639 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Will I Ever Make It Home? by Nikki Flinn reviews
Hermione is coming off the rebound of a fight with Ron when she bumps into Ginny. Is a relationship with Ginny really what she wants?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,944 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
On Marriage by snailexpress reviews
HGSS. Hermione is forced to marry a pureblood wizard can she learn to live with her choice? A response to the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. In process again!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,411 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
SWITCHED by cinderemma reviews
In a drunken state Ron accidently casts a spell upon the residents of Hogwarts castle and now everyone has switched bodies! Who's been hiding secrets? Is someone pregnant? Who's sleeping with profeesor snape? Mwah ha ha. You'll have to read to find out..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005
The Unbreakable Vow by hatefully reviews
[ Do you, Hermione Jane Granger, willingly vow to bear Severus Snape's child? ] I do. [ PostHBP. HGSS. ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Life and Times of an old ex deatheater by galleena reviews
When the Dark Lord fell his followers were rounded up and sent to Azkaban. Except a select few must live life without magic. That means no potions, no spells and, worst of all, no Mrs. Scower's All Purpose Magical Mess Remover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Severus S., Draco M.
Spinner by Perplexity reviews
Spinner’s End was not the most pleasant of places. Nymphadora Tonks, or just Tonks as she preferred, could testify to that. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Of Balls and Bedsheets by LinZE reviews
It all came out of an idea where in a twentysomething Ron gets very drunk and makes a complete ass of himself. The fancy dress and the SSMM came later... a fraction tongue in cheek
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Summon the Lambs to Slaughter by La Guera reviews
When a bizarre transfer student comes to Hogwarts, Snape pushes her to the breaking point. But when he's accused of a crime he never committed, she is the only one who can prove his innocence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 445,960 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 9/2/2002
Time After Time by missybewitched reviews
A reluctant husband and his unwilling wife in a sham of a marriage. Will Severus and Hermione ever recognise each other for what they are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,400 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Wrong Shade of Red by Zelz Saihitei reviews
[complete] Three years is a long time. And yet that one shade of red is still haunting her mind... [femmeslash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,790 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ask Evvy by CoPpErFyRmAgE reviews
Evumeimei Snape is a transfer student from Durmstrang, and spends the second half of her sixth year at Hogwarts. She starts a newspaper, and with brains and a few words, she puts the school into utter chaos. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005
Rowena's Medal by vanityfair reviews
With Hermione and Ron at his side, Harry has found the next Horcrux, but soon discovers he has no idea how to destroy it. He will have to convince the one man he can't trust to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Confessions of Severus Snape by JuicyJuice reviews
Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Fic That Must Not Be Named by Doom Song reviews
Tell me, my Lord, have you some ridiculously elaborate plan to slowly capture the boy, while leaving enough clues around for someone to become suspicious? This is a parody of Harry Potter fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P.
A Cold Reception by vanityfair reviews
Severus Snape has pledged to fight for the Order of the Phoenix. But the other members, save Dumbledore, question where his loyalties lie. A series of vignettes chronicling Snape's induction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blackmail On Snape by Sheriff of Nottingham reviews
Fred and George see Snape juring the holidays but he doesn't see them. They get blackmail on Snape (i think the title gives that away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 5/5/2004 - George W., Severus S.
The Inferno by KittenMalfoy reviews
Remus Lupin finds himself lost in Dante's forest. Severus takes the place of Virgil as Remus' guide. Based on the Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Remus L., Severus S.
Meet the Black Sisters by Twitch Hopeless-Savage reviews
(New Chapter) The story of the three Black sisters as they try and survive screwed up potions, drugs, love, growing up, mean teachers, and anything else the author can dream up in his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,608 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Simply Irresistible by Kerichi reviews
After tea leaves predict romance for Snape, he makes a sardonic wish on a falling star for a woman who enjoys Potions, dungeons, and malevolent bats like him. Alternate sixth year story with a sequel, 'Don't Call Me Daddy', also complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,625 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 7/28/2004 - [Severus S., OC] - Complete
Rumors by Jess2425 reviews
A plot bunny that wouldn't go away. Lavender starts a rumor about the trio and they have to deal with the consequences. Please Read and Review! Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,477 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Could've, Should've by Kizmet reviews
Marauders Era First year. The Blacks and Snapes decide it might prove beneficial if their sons were friends. Perhaps they should have checked with Sirius and Severus first. Part III A summer trip gone wrong begins an irreversable slide into hatred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,016 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Koraleigh Snape and the Sword of Wrevil by Moghedien17 reviews
Revised edition of Koraleigh Snape and the Sword of Wrevil. I find it much better. Story of what happens when Professor Snape's daughter first attends Hogwarts, and the adventures that occur. Just read the first chapter to humor me! It doesn't bite!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,108 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Severus S.
Stolen Kisses by Twitch Hopeless-Savage reviews
(NEW CHAPTER!)"If only…" she sighed watching the crescent moon begin its ascent into the heavens. "Not to worry dear. Your Fairy God-Mother has arrived," twittered a man’s voice. Lucius stepped from the shadows and curtsied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Severus S.
Okay by A Perfect Lie reviews
Severus has really done it this time. What will Hermione do after catching him in bed with another woman, again? Why hasn't Severus noticed that she isn't okay?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Multiple Personality Disorder by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Minerva is entirely confused when no one seems to be able to pick a fanfic personality and stick with it. Weird? Yes. Funny? I've been convinced that it is. I kid because I love, people...well, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Another Celebration by Shiv5468 reviews
Follow up to Celebration - the Stag Night. Who's getting married in the morning......
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Emmilen by Moghedien17 reviews
Snape discovers that not only does he have a niece, he also has to take care of her! What is Snape going to do with little Emmilen? And more importantly, can she break through his barriers? Thanks so much for RandiWeasley and redrosey for taking over thi
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Severus S.
A Little Shock by frk-werewolf reviews
a little shock after an eventful night. [warning: slash RonSeverus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Hold Me by cRudEdly reviews
[DISCONTINUED]contains rape, self-injury, teacher-student relationship, the pairing's SSHG (patience..). Hermione is being raped by her teacher, and (un)fortunately Snape's the one to find out. Can he help her to find her way back into her former life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,426 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Roomies by Lady Chipmunk reviews
Severus is being moved to the Hellmouth. With Sirius Black.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004
Journal of a self obsessed resentful Slytherin by cloudofcalm reviews
Astra's Journal How exactly does one cope with Sinistra and Snape as parents? sequel to She's a Star Lamentations. ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Severus S.
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Winning Sirius by Moonys Mistress reviews
prequel to daddy's girl: get a look at Snape's daughter's life and how he drove her away...Sirius doesn't want his only son with the shape heiress, will she be able to win sirius?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Slimy Slytherins And Glowering Gryffindors by Lady Grizabella reviews
A romance between Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall as seen by Ginny and Draco. Romance, but not in the most common sense. Ginny and Draco try to hook up their teachers in hopes of uniting their houses. The result is pure mishap for the victims. *DONE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2002 - Published: 5/11/2001 - Draco M., Severus S.
Never Been Kissed by Catherine E. Grant reviews
Life holds a rocky road indeed for Remus Lupin and Minerva McGonagall, while Severus Snape shows his (slimy) colours and several students take that first romantic step.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,580 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 12/26/2000
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The Wonderful Tale of MarySue's Grace reviews
MarySue has come to Hogwarts, and everybody loves her. Not surprisingly. She finds her soul mate, is graceful, is perfect, is graceful, is intelligent and is graceful. Surprised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Coping reviews
Christian copes with the aftermath of Satine's death. A 'Diamond Dog' gives him a little push in the right direction. One-shot.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Complete