Author has written 7 stories for Teen Titans, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Harry Potter.
LAST UPDATED: 4/7/07
UPDATES: I added some stuff, took out some stuff. Check it out.
I got an account on fictionpress.com! It's Helga Moon, and I should have my story up! I also have another one called The Adventures of Simple Plan. Read our story! (Me and my friend share it.)
Anyway, after that crap I wrote up there, I'm Riot DeLonge/Boyd, aka Helga Bouvier. I used to be Helga Moon...like, decades ago 0_0
Name: Call me Helga or Riot.
By the way, I'm a proud member of the Terra Haters Club. My duty is to Burn Terra's Possessions! If you want to join, to talk WhiteTigerClaws for details... and read her stories! She rocks!
- this is my site on myspace!
Favorite mangas (not much!):
Well, romances I like:
~Ed, Edd n Eddy~
Anyway, if you want to know who my bishonens are (someone does? Oh joy!), well... here they are:
~Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)
~A little violence never hurt anyone! ~ me, commenting on this one movie
~Heheh, you're rather fond of margaritas I presume! ~ David on TAoSP
~CHAM-PAG-NE! ~ that's how I know how to spell champagne...
~It's morning; it's gone...OH NO IT'S BACK! ~ me commenting on this one movie Moosey's mom made me, Moosey and Snaitf watch...I swear...
~When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at people and run like hell
~Eat well, stay fit, die anyway
~Girls aren't objects. They're people too. Treat them as such. And remember, it's really fucking hard to play video games with broken thumbs! ~ ctrlaltdel-online.com's BEST COMIC!
~Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! ~ Napoleon Dynamite ~ There's a funny story behind this. I was in Hot Topic once with my friends and I did the Napoleon voice since there's so much Napoleon crap in HT. Anyway, this one cashier dude heard me and was amazed! I guess I am a little like Napoleon...
~So, you're afraid of some black stuff? ~ Red vs. Blue (Moosey said that Church says that...I'm going with her on that.)
~And Anakin was like, grr. And Jeff was like, grr. And Snaitf was like, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" ~ me in Snaitf's Late Christmas Fluffy chapter (READ HER STORIES!)
~We take these because we drink too much, these when we get sick, and these because we need to lay off the Red Bull. I take one of these everyday. Kids--take your vitamins. ~ Ryan Key on the Yellowcard DVD
~When we got to Europe, we lost the violin in the luggage, and for three days I was in a "pissed-off-I-hate-everybody-mood." Because you can rent a guitar and you can rent a bass, but you can't really rent a violin. We finally found this Yamaha that had only the body and the strings--it sounded like absolute dog crap. Yeah, great, great experience. ~ Sean Mackin on the Yellowcard DVD
~Hey man, you better stay away from my girl! Relax man! That's ma drinkin' ring! The darker it is, the more drunk I am! When it's black, I gotta stop drinking! ...okay, I can have some more! ~ Pierre and Ryan Key in my daydream...hehe...
~...Like Darth Vader, the little bastard! He killed Obi-Wan! ~ Snaitf talking about the newest Star Wars movie...I swear, she's crazy!
Your Honor, I have a Sebastien. Can I got to the Sebastroom and use the Sebtoilet for a few jackbats?~ It started out that I thought Moosey said she had a "Sebastien" instead of "question"...Then the rest came gradually. We're starting a new language.
~That bush just flashed me! ~ Wow...this is so old...basically, me and my old friend Lindsey (she moved two years ago) made up a story where she would wait outside of the house that the dude I liked lived in (she lived near him.) She would wait in his bushes and take a picture of him when he got out of the house and he would yell, "That bush just flashed me!" Sigh...I wish Lindsey was still here :(
And later on, on the drive home, I called her mom, from the payphone. I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail, the state looks down on sodomy... ~ blink-182's "What's My Age Again"
We've never had sex, but if we had to to sell a record, we'd do it. ~ Tom DeLonge on a blink-182 interview :-P
~Can I "go" in the water, or will it attack me? ~ Travis Barker on "Meet the Barkers"...oh Lord. That shark was totally gonna bite him. XD
~Hey dipweed, Mom still got your balls? ~ Travis Barker on the MTV short, "Leave it to Blink-182" XD I love that!
~Hugh, we need to talk to The Blink. What did they do this time? Did they break another window playing baseball? No... Did they bring another frog to show and tell? No... Then what did they do? Today, I found two porn stars, a fifth of Jack Daniels and a naked munchkin under their beds! ~ Barbara and Hugh on "Leave it to blink-182"
~Boys, what's this talk about porn stars, booze and naked munchkins? Okay, we'll admit to the porn stars and booze, but we don't know anything about naked munchkins. (Then, a naked midget runs by and out of the room...) ~ Hugh and Mark Hoppus on "Leave it to blink-182"...I know, I'm obsessed, no need to tell me!
Twelve majestic lies... Tom has sex with guys! ~ Tom and Mark at the very end of Aliens Exist live on "The Mark, Tom and Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back)
Don't attack guys who shit their pants. You guys know what's really weird? To shit in your pants while you're asleep. Not like I do that or anything. But I did last night. I haven't showered since then, and I'm wondering if that's what smells.~ Tom DeLonge at the end of Aliens Exist live on TMTaTS (TESB). Mark is such a jerk. =P lol he's just being stupid. Sigh, I love them all to death.
When we went to France, they were like, you're pronouncing your name wrong. It's DeLonge, with a kinda haaaah sound. And my name's not Tom--it's Thomas. My parents did not name me Tom, they named me Thomas! Thomas DeLonge...now THAT sounds fuckin cool! Tom DeLonge kinda rhymes. It sounds like a fuckin weird microphone echo in a train station...Tom DeLonge! ~ I laughed my butt off at the weird thing Tom does at the end of this quote. He pretends to talk in a microphone. Hehe. This is from an interview with him, FYI...it's so stupid!
Who here thinks I look like Tom Cruise? ... Good, cause I do. ~ Tom at the end of Aliens Exist on TMTaTS (TESB). And he does NOT look like Tom Cruise! Haha.
We play a lot of games. We play gay chicken. We also play gay prison, and Tom's always the new guy. ~ Mark Hoppus...hehehe
~School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, so why practice? ~ Billie Joe Armstrong. He is SOOOOOOO right.
Well, enjoy. AND NO FLAMES PLEASE! Just constructive criticism, if you will.
Riot DeLonge 182!