![]() Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mortal Instruments, and Fairy Tail. My Stuff: Clan (From Warriors): thunderclan House (From Harry Potter): griffendore Faction (From Divergent): Dauntless District (From the Hunger Games): 12 Godly parent (From Percy Jackson): Hades Guild:Fairy Tail My warrior name is Fireleaf Hi my name is pertemis45 my favorite PJO pairings are Percabeth Thalico Tratie Jasper Pertamis Rachello (rachel/apollo) Favorite pjo characters(in order) Thalia Nico Percy Annabeth Clarisse Chris Chiron Piper Jason Grover my favorite TMI pairings are Clace malec Isabelle/Simon Jocelyn/Luke My favorite TMI characters are Clary Jace Alec Isabelle Simon Magnus Luke Jocelyn Jonathan Mai. Favorite Fairy tail pairings Nalu Bickanna fraxus Bachana yuking Gale gruvia rendy Jerza elfgreen carp/cappy my favorite colors are black,blue,and silver. My favorite movies are: Disney movies,city of bones,maze runner,avengers,justice league,Percy Jackson the Lightning thief and Percy Jackson sea of monsters. My favorite books are: Percy Jackson series,harry potter,fairy tales,goddess test series,warrior books. My favorite Anime's are: Seven deadly sins,Soul eater,Ouran High school host club,Fairy tail,Inuyasha,Magi:magic of the labyrinth, Magi:Kingdom of magic,Fullmetal Alchemist,Blue Exorcist,Claymore,Sword Art Online(SAO),Spiral,Hetalia, Snow White with the Red Hair, Hamatora: The animation, Akame Ga Kill, Angel Beats, Black Butler, Brothers Conflict, Dance with Devils, Diabolik Lovers, Free, Fruits Basket, Hunter X Hunter, Jing: King of the Bandits, Karneval, No. 6, Noragami, One Piece, No Game No Life, Prince of Tennis, Problem Children are coming from another world aren't they, The Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, Trickster, Tokyo Ghoul, NOW ONTO THE ACTUAL INTERESTING STUFF. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mommy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mommy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mommy I wanted to live But Mommy I must go now The time is getting late Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you Mommy I always have I know you know it's true Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you" FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. FRIENDS: wouldn't mourn for long after your death. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! When women triumph over stupid males... Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." "Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?" No Means No "Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um...no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose... Girls, if this story touched/made you sad, put this on your profile under "No means no" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl" 7 Ways to scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON* Unlike some people in PJATO/HoO fandom... I DON'T hate Rachel.She is the oracle so she cant date she knew this so she obviously doesn't like Percy like that. I DON'T hate Piper.She's not a Mary-sue.I mean she has flaws like a human like you or me. I DON'T hate Jason.He's not a bad person gods we just don't know a lot about him. I DON'T hate Reyna.she isn't a bitch.she is just hurt her friend left and comes back with another girl she isn't that bad. I DON'T hate Calypso.She was forced on an island with few visitors and a curse to fall in love with a hero who can't stay.She also let Percy go. I DON'T hate Hera(surprised?). Sure she hates demigods but as the goddess of marriage she cant have her own and her husband cheats on her I'd be bitter to. I DON'T hate Aphrodite (surprised again?). She acts like a dumb blond and who cheats on her husband yes.But I think it's because of her lust domain. I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke whenever my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride" I promise to remember Tyson when a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia when a friend is afraid of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone who gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca when I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others I promise to remember ZOE when I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel when a limo passes my car I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go Heroes of Olympus Pledge I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something... I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents... I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away... I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone... I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up... I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision... I promise to remember Frank when someone is different then expected to be... I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader... I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy... I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money... I promise to remember HoO wherever I may go... Gods Pledge I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom I promise to use the internet And I promise to remember Poseidon I promise to remember Zeus And I promise to remember Hera I promise to remember Aphrodite And I promise to remember Apollo I promise to remember Artemis And I promise to remember Hades I promise to remember Demeter And I promise to remember Hephaestus I promise to remember Dionysus And I promise to remember Hestia Yes I promise to love The Gods I promise to remember Rick Riordan for making these awesome characters!!! List twelve of your favorite characters from fanfiction, in no particular order. 2.Annabeth 3.Percy 4.Thalia 5.Artemis 6.Hades 7.Rachel 8.Piper 9.Jason 10.Hera 11.Travis 12.katie 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Hades/Travis hell no. 2. Do you think four is hot. How hot. Thalia. I no like girls and anyway she is a hunter. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Katie got piper pregnant is that even possible 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Jason.Yes 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Annabeth and Hades hell no. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Jason/Artemis or Artemis/Hera neither. why? Because I said so. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? if Rachel walked in and saw Katie and annabeth making out she she'd be confused. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Percy/Hera? Hera is abused and Percy steps in to help. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Nico/Piper possibly. 13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Nico/Hades/Katie? warning Hades and Nico are Drunk and Katie is held hostage. "(1) and (7)"are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (4) nico and rachel are in a happy relationship until Jason runs off with Rachel. Nico broken hearted,has a hot one night stand with Travis and a brief unhappy affair with Hades ,then follows the wise advice of Artemis and finds true love with thalia. Wow that was creepy. What title would you give this fic? The wierdest thalico fic ever. 15. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Piper/Travis Piper that Travis not Jason. and travis what about Katie. 16. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way? annabeth why are you hangingaround percy to much. 17. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Jason and Percy? I would scream about how wrong that is or think about how I can use this as blackmail... 18. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Hera? Hera what the fuck are you doing in my house. 19. What would you think if (1) was Emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already Emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? Nico Optimistic Processing... process complete... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 20. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? Annabeth and Travis Awesome so what are we going to learn first architecture or pranking? 21. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Rachel/Katie I'm so sorry. Put your favorite gods in no particular orde. 1 Hades 2 Poseidon 3 Hera 4 Artemis 5 Persephone 6 Aphrodite If you saw 1 and 3 together in bed what would you think Hades/Hera What um um "faints" 2 If you heard 2 and 5 in your room looking for something what would you say or do. Uh Poseidon and Persephone me no have river Styx water 3 1 and 6 are at camp-half-blood talking about something and when you walk by they stop you react by... Hades and Aphrodite are you talking about my death or the death of someone I love? 4. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (4) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Artemis what are you doing? 5. 2 and 1 get together but 1 ran off with 5 2 sad and depressed gets together with 6 and follows 4 advise and finds true love with three. Okay so Poseidon and Hades get together but Hades ran off with Persephone Poseidon sad and depressed gets together with Aphrodite and follows Artemis advise and finds true love with Hera. 6. What would you name this fic Poseidon get sad and gets a new wife. ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. 3/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 2/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. 7/10 (yay) DEMETER You own a garden. 0/10 ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You don’t take crap from anybody. 5/10 Athena You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 4/10 (ah) APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like writing poetry. You like going to art museums. 5/10 (nooo) HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. You like silver. 7/10 (yes!) HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You’re the best at Wood shop in your class. 1/10 (whew no offense Hephaestus) APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 0/10 (yes) HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 4/10 (okay)
You’re the life of the party. You feel that you’re abundant in life. 1/10 (no no no) HECATE Being called 'crazy' is a compliment 9/10 Hades or Hecate? Hades!!! oh and I'm a hunter of Artemis Yay!!!! Stereotypes. Honestly who needs them They are rude unkind and they can change who you are If you are against stereotypes Copy and paste on your Profile. One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. COPY AND PASTE I would rather have actual friend than be popular if you agree copy and paste this on your profile. So what if your gay or a lesbian your still my friend if you agree copy and paste this on your profile. If you don't like Justin bieber copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe you are a demigod,wizard,or shadow hunter copy and paste this on your profile. If you love reading instead of partying copy and paste this on your profile. If you like Hera,Hades,or Artemis copy and paste this on your profile. if you know who you ~know~who is copy and paste this on your profile. If you cried when Dumbledore died copy and paste this on your profile. If you thought Luke was a hero copy and paste this on your profile. If you cried for days when Sirius died copy and paste this on your profile. If you wished that annabeth and Percy would go to your school copy and paste this on you profile If you say oh my gods instead of oh my god copy and paste this on your profile.( guilty) If you know what abortion is and hate it copy and paste on your profile and sign your name. pertemis45 That is the end of my profile if you read the whole thing you can have blue chocolate chip cookies.(:) (:) (:)! |