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Joined 07-26-04, id: 640580, Profile Updated: 01-05-13
Author has written 168 stories for Van Helsing, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Tomb Raider, X-Files, Chicago!, Labyrinth, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Red Eye, Alice in Wonderland, Finding Neverland, Secret Window, Misc. Movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Good Omens, Star Wars, X-Men: The Movie, Oz Series, James Bond, Numb3rs, Pushing Daisies, Juno, Alias, Batman, Northern Exposure, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Fall, 2006, Tin Man, Sweet November, Guys and Dolls, Gone with the Wind, Due South, Alice, 2009, Office, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, IT Crowd, Fringe, Sherlock, Misc. Tv Shows, MirrorMask, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Once Upon a Time, Avengers, Brothers Bloom, Perception, New Girl, News Radio, Heroes, and Captain America.

Update, 1/2013: Without Alice, a Wonderland-based novel about saving the world, running from a lovestruck Death, and how turnips are actually evil, recently got a revamp, a gorgeous new cover, and a release in paperback and Kindle format. I also started the Unboxed Project II: Project ThreeSixFiveK, in which I force myself to write a thousand words each and every day of 2013. Expect a rise in updates, for this reason.

Update, 08/2012: Tendence and Cavile, a sci-fi comedy novel about a time-traveling kitchen chair from Leeftail Press, was released just last month and is now available both in paperback and for download from Kindle. Don't recognize the author? Yeah, I love pseudonyms. It's really me. Give it a shot, won't you?

Update, 02/2012: My Unboxed Project LJ is slightly revamped as an updating venue for my original fic; the profile pagehas a list of what's out there in print. Hopefully it will continue growing! For everything else, there's Mastercard. Wait. No. There's my fandom/miscellaneous journal, currently run by my crush on the entire cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000/Cinematic Titanic. Yes, even Mary Jo. Shut up.

Update as of 11/11: Yeah, I know, I'm writing phanfic again. It happens. Quite often, apparently. One can blame Phantom's 25th Anniversary for this, as well as my sudden discovery that I actually quite like Christine when Sierra Boggess is playing her. (We shall not speak of Ramin Karimloo. Not right this second, anyway. Did I tell you the story where he came after me with the banjo in the restaurant? Noodles everywhere.) Anyway, in the acute depths of nostalgia, I put up The People's Republic of New Papen for those of you who miss the old phandom days. Feel free to stop by and spam.

Update as of 2011: The current project going on in RL is the Unboxed Project which will run through to the end of January 2012. I'm giving up TV, movies, and video of all kinds for a whole year, and blogging about what I do with the time formerly given to watching Spaced and Star Wars for hours at a time. Feel free to check it out, and either cheer me on or run me down for being a pretentious, holier-than-thou turnip. Either way, there's almost certain to be considerably more fanfiction postage from me in the coming year, what with all this time I'll have on my hands and all.

Actual bio coming soon! Watch this space...

(Okay, so I lied about that bit. I will in all likelihood never actually write a bio for my bio page. "Bio" becomes "BO" if you take away the I, you know, and since I try to keep myself out of the equation, I probably would. Or if you add an "R" in the correct spot it will be "biro" which is a pen. I like pens. I steal them from people when they're not looking, and anytime I clean out my car or any of my numerous bags it appears that pens have been breeding wildly in the depths. Nothing has a good healthy sex life like a pen. Well, other than a rabbit, but I wouldn't keep rabbits. They're a lot harder to steal. Even if people aren't looking.)

(Oh, and feel free to friend me on LJ, where you will find me as, surprise surprise, randombattlecry. ((Are you surprised? I know I was.)))

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Rumplestiltskin by Sylphien reviews
A dark, modern day re-telling of Rumplestiltskin. Sarah Williams has found she is innately lucky ever since her return from the Labyrinth. Unfortunately, her good luck is the undoing of her family when her father becomes a gambling addict, with Sarah as his crutch. When she find that luck alone can't save the family from their debts; who will she call and what will she trade?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,153 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Toby, Sarah, Jareth, Ludo
Volée by VeroniqueClaire reviews
Think of this as Down Once More, the extended, modernday, jet set remix. Gunshot wounds, fast cars, first class flights, FBI in pursuit but it's the quiet moments, the conversations, that leave Christine shaken. Hurtling towards her inevitable decision.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,373 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Erik, Christine
Of Nowhere and Neverwhen by Kayka reviews
In which Jareth never cared, and Sarah ate peaches in defiance. Illusions are pretty things, after all. Sareth Adventure-mance. Buckle up, kiddies. We're going on an adventure filled with magic, snark and sass, monsters, chases, escapes, mischief, mayhem, and maybe even true love.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,864 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sarah, Jareth
Beauty & the Fae by wallflowerwriter reviews
Sarah beats the Labyrinth only to face the Goblin King...and lose. However, our favorite heroine still refuses to give up. S/J Please let me know if you think the rating should be higher.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/7/2011 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hoggle - Complete
Pertinacious Wills by startraveller776 reviews
(REPOSTED) Sarah Williams's life is turned upside down when her widowed father remarries. At the same time, a new lord has taken over the Labyrinth who may be the most insufferable man Sarah has ever known. (Regency Era-ish AU) SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,183 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Jareth, Sarah
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 205,131 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
The Company We Keep by BlueWhitney reviews
Decades have passed, but Sylar still wants to save the cheerleader. If only she weren't suicidal. . .
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 106,837 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G.
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,104 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Sunny Disposish by Valadilenne reviews
Alice goes back into the Wonderland, charged by a new monarch to root out the cause of classic denizens across the kingdom disappearing one by one. The Mad Hatter and March Hare remain her closest confidantes. WCMI inspired.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,909 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Condemned to Repeat by Trixie Falsae reviews
O'Dragmire runs a successful resort just outside the City of Hylia. Hylia is trying to incorporate the land the hotel occupies. O'Dragmire's opposition and his confrontation with the mayor's daughter sets off another cycle set by fate. AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Five Men That Roy Ruined For Jen by moeexyz reviews
And one she hopes he doesn't. Roy ruins all of her relationships. It's all his fault. It's always his fault. Roy/Jen
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
The Author of This Story is Shameless by PHLover213 reviews
"Master, I have had such terrible nightmares! Will you sleep with me?" A lecherous grin. "I would be delighted to." ... Too many ExC epilogues make me an unfunny parody-writer. My take on an irritating cliché. Means a lot for you to read and review! :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Field Guide to North American Songbirds by icepixel reviews
A story about the birdhouse Joel Fleischman built in his soul. His relationship with Maggie features, but mostly this is a gen piece.
Northern Exposure - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Investigating the Letter M by NovemberNite reviews
Alice has just completed another adventure, this one to China. She is on her way back to London contemplating dreams and the rest of her life when, as things usually happen for her, things abruptly and impossibly change.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Basestar Pimptactica by Megalomaniac2 reviews
Set after the Exodus from New Caprica. The Cylons have problems besides trying to wipe out humanity... Complete.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,969 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Glass Slipper by AudioAesthetic reviews
Like all Tin Men, Cain is just looking for his heart. Eventual DG/Cain.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Cain, DG
A Kiss for Luck by NovemberNite reviews
DG is worried that something she said might jinx Glitch's chances for a successful brain reinsertion. There is only one solution that presents itself, but will it work? Glitch/DG.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Glitch, DG
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Behind the Mirror by NovemberNite reviews
This is a one-shot crossover written for Random-Battlecry, but I cannot say what the crossover is. You'll simply have to read it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Behind the Looking Glass by NovemberNite reviews
Beginning at the end, Christine is leaving with Raoul across the underground lake and Erik is watching them in despair. As he leaves his world forever, he suddenly falls into another realm stranger than the one he created. Is he mad, dead, or both?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Erik, Christine
Butcher, Baker, Tailor by ACleverName reviews
"The clothes are custom, no labels." Marie-Cecile Blandine's father is a tailor. He has an unusual client-the Joker. Set in Quebec the winter before the events of TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
L'epoux Cadavre by SarahBelle reviews
One wedding, two grooms, one of whom happens to be very dead, and a terrible choice to make. There's been a grave misunderstanding in this gothic fairy tale, heavily influenced by Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, where ALL rise to the occasion. Complete!
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 261,173 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Erik is Fired! by MetaChi reviews
Suppose being the Opera Ghost was a real job, not a selfmade title. And suppose the managers were displeased with Erik's work . . .
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,252 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Complete
Red Pants by rose griffes reviews
Leoben can't wait to see Kara again. But what to wear? Based on a promo pic from 3.12 Rapture for a scene that was cut.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2007 - L. Conoy - Complete
Soto No Hito by Musique et Mandy reviews
Erik has been commissioned to be an architect for a rich family in Japan nearly two years after his escape from Persia. A Kay inclined fic. Don't need to know the book to understand, but it helps.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,726 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Erik
Elainie by The Scorpion reviews
A little bit of death washes up on Erik's shore and Christine soon develops a fixation that haunts her to the edges of madness.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,091 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Endlessness by Musique et Amour reviews
Something different from my usual angst.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Christine - Complete
Music That Burns by Musique et Amour reviews
You are more than just a student to me, were the words that changed a peaceful night of lessons and reading. Her discomfort provoked his anguish, which he releases through his music. Christine, drawn, is unable to resist coming to him.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,071 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Share Paradise by Pavlov's Daughter reviews
This is for all who think Christine made the wrong choice. 'Her relationship with Raoul is her romantic awakening as a teenager. But her pull towards the Phantom is a sexual, soulful union.' Joel Schumacher. Formally known as 'It's Over Now'
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,825 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Another World by Musique et Amour reviews
I'm still sure that one of these days I'll write something not so angsty. Promise is still there.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Christine - Complete
Those crazy Phans by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After many years Christine returns to the the opera house to find it over run with Phans and Phanfic writers all attempting to get there favorite characters to play out their ideas.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004
Lay Down by Musique et Amour reviews
Yet another that I'm unable to give a well enough summary to. Hope you enjoy it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Of Mother Figures And Manly Manliness by Gypsy Feet reviews
ONESHOT Elizabeth is a little nervous about the wedding... and it's up to Jack to help her... as best he can... I've kept them in character... r&r plz
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
Hell and Back by Chiz reviews
You know your family’s different when Daddy helped bugger up the Apocalypse, your Grampy is called Pes- Pesti- a big long word, and your Uncle likes to play Vice City in an actual city. So what? They all love you, and they'd go to Hell and back for you...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,811 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004
Phantom of the Opera in Limerick by BlackWidow4 reviews
This is the ALW musical version of Phantom of the Opera -entirely in limerick!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2003
Some Towers by ThePet reviews
Being the sequel to 'Lord of his own ring'. Subtitled 'the adventures of Boromir's younger smarter brother'. Chap 6: Frodo and Sam meet Faramir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002
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In From The Cold reviews
Post Cap 2: Winter Soldier. Natasha's got a face from the past in her apartment, speaking in monosyllables and dripping on her carpet. Nat/WS.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12 - Complete
The Next Thing That Happens Is The World Explodes reviews
Sylar's a hero now, but that doesn't mean he's stopped fighting for the winning side. Post-series AU-ish vignette piece, Sylar/Claire.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Rather Live a Villain reviews
But you're not going to die either way, says Claire, so why not give being good a shot? Sylar, Claire, immortality, and pie. Post-series.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Cold Open
Long ago, they'd given him a coffee mug that said 'You don't have to work here to be insane, but it helps.' Stream of consciousness with Dave Nelson. Dave/Lisa
News Radio - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Dave N., Lisa M. - Complete
Saturday Is A Day reviews
Sleeping Nick is a totally different guy. Real Nick feels a turtle face coming on. Shenanigans in the loft, hijinks ensue. Nick/Jess.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Winston B. - Complete
One Eye To The Telescope reviews
He looks for doors, doors with locks and keys, doors without locks and keys, doors disguised as windows, doors disguised as teacakes. Funny how magic doesn't cure madness, after all. AU Jefferson/Emma, post-Hat Trick.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Mad Hatter/Jefferson, Emma S.
A Week Is Just A Word reviews
Belle's story goes in cycles. Her captor keeps the calendar, and she marks off the days. RumBelle which a guest appearance by Jefferson. One shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Ship of Theseus reviews
Starbuck has needs. Leoben has spare parts. She rebuilds Earth, and he quietly, patiently, sets to rebuilding her. Post-series finale. Starbuck/Leoben.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2012 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Conoy - Complete
The Felt, The Block, The Pins, The Scissors, The Hands reviews
Jefferson's complete disregard for personal space gets him into trouble when he and Henry go to rescue Emma from the Enchanted Forest. Set post-2x01 though no real spoilers as this is strictly Mad Swan-inspired speculation on how things could go. Jefferson/Emma, Henry, Snow, Charming, hand towels, wonky portals, and magic leather pants. One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Mad Hatter/Jefferson, Emma S. - Complete
We Don't Live In This reviews
A moment on campus. Daniel takes a pill. Kate takes two. Pure feel-good Daniel/Kate ficlet, more or less. One shot. No spoilers.
Perception - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Daniel P., Kate M. - Complete
Terms of Endearment reviews
Doomed to immortality and fed-up with his lot, Erik loses his temper and offs a group of his more annoying phangirls. He finds himself forced to take refuge in the cellar of an unlovely, unworthy Gerry-phanatic. Absolutely no E/OC, for the record.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,882 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 2/20/2005
All The World reviews
Bloom always said that Stephen could make a story come true just by telling it. Of course, it was Stephen who told him that. No one dies because they'd predicted they would; no one as tricky as Stephen, anyway. Post movie, Stephen/Bang Bang.
Brothers Bloom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Complete
Things Being What They Are reviews
He likes the idea of calling things what they are better than the actuality, and so he calls himself "Bruce" or "the other guy" when what he means is always "me." So they're not a team. But they're definitely something. Bruce/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
All You Sad And Lost Apostles reviews
In the night, the girl who didn't exist had come riding to his rescue, and he'd stood for years and laughed, till she quieted him with a kiss. Character piece, one-shot, Rumbelle. No spoilers.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Phrenology reviews
Emma has this weird dream that Jefferson has popped up out of her hat and is leaning far too close to her, and she's still in bed, and she might be naked. So, awkward. Emma/Jefferson, post 1.17, dream sequences, telescopes, and just a sheet. One shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Emma S., Mad Hatter/Jefferson - Complete
The Tarantist reviews
Why is he being defensive? Why is he angry with her? The answer's pretty obvious. He only has to think about it for a second. Because she never speaks to him, and then she goes and kisses someone else, that's why. Pre-Hat Trick, Mad Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Mad Hatter/Jefferson, Emma S. - Complete
The Line of Her Collarbone, the Crown of Her Head reviews
In these dark months of living with him, every so often she gets a glimpse of the light. A look at the changing of the seasons, mid-Skin Deep. Rumpelstiltskin/Belle. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Good Help Is Hard To Find reviews
"What's her name again? Margie? Verna?" The history behind the Queen's throwaway line in Skin Deep. Featuring Rumpelstiltskin, a dusty castle, Fido the talking horse, and some very tight leather pants. Pure crack, basically. One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
In Between reviews
Belle has hallucinations. Not all of them are unpleasant. Episode tag for 1.12. Belle/Mr. Gold/Rumpelstiltskin, with a guest appearance by Regina.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Count The Stones reviews
After all, a girl can't just clean castles all day. She needs some sort of hobby. Takes place midway through 1.12, so beware of spoilers for that. Rumpelstiltskin/Belle. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Cakewalk reviews
Mystery Science Theater 3000. This week's invention exchange involves a worryingly large dust bunny, that box of hamdingers, sugar highs, chicks, and wacky hijinks. Joel, the 'bots, and the Mads. Oneshot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
Early Days Yet reviews
."If you want me, you want me. If it happens, it happens." She doesn't want him. It doesn't happen. Gringoire/Esmeralda.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/9/2011 - P. Gringoire, Esmeralda - Complete
Opera Ghosts reviews
A phantom, a shade, and a rat catcher walk into a bar. What is this, says the bartender, some sort of joke? Leroux characters, lost in ALW land.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Erik, Madame Giry
Bringing Up Phantom reviews
Being a Phantom's a challenge. Being a father's the pits. Post-LND, with absolutely no attempt to reconcile the sequel and the original, because it's funnier that way.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Erik, Raoul
We Will Be Silent and We Will Be Good reviews
She's seeing things. Madness is a strange relief, after the burning fires of the past. Christine is haunted, the Opera Ghost haunts. Post-canon.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
She Stares Down The Storm reviews
The Queen's alert and watching when the tornado brings a stranger to the OZ. Pre-mini series.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Lavender Eyes, Ahamo - Complete
The Rules Are reviews
Let's play a game, says Jim, but Molly knows they're already playing, have been for weeks now. As he bends to kiss the hollow of her throat, her fingers curl around the rough wool of the jumper, and she thinks she's finally beginning to grasp the rules.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
First You Make A Stone Of Your Heart reviews
Sherlock thinks he preferred it when Moriarty was a voice at the other end of a phone, tugging strings, hiding in the dark. But here he is, and after the echoes of footsteps and the smell of chlorine, it's Moriarty who still stands. Sherlock, Molly/Jim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Then There Was The Girl reviews
And then there was the girl who was such a freak that the circus ran away to join her. Helena's back in her own world, having visions and mislaying her pencil. MirrorMask/Labyrinth crossover.
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011
The Doctor Is In, The Patients Are Out reviews
Asylum fic. Everybody's got a hole to fill. In the world. In their heads. Post-series, brief glances at each of the patients.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
In At The Window reviews
It's been two weeks since any adventures were had, and Charlie's feeling a little left out. If it takes a rude awakening to get Alice and Hatter to pay attention to him, then rude he will be. Alice/Hatter. Post-mini series. One shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hatter, White Knight/Charlie - Complete
The Number Is reviews
The Fox. Six o'clock. A conversation happens. This could be more, if she wants. More than a shared workplace, and secrets, and an affinity for cats, and the fact that he's wearing her shirt. Molly/Jim. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Like The Best Ever reviews
Olivia's looking for the truth. Peter just wants the bigger picture. Mid first season as they start to work together, no spoilers. Peter/Olivia ish, with Charlie. One shot.
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Olivia D., Peter B. - Complete
Have Fun Storming the Castle reviews
It's a quirk of fate, for two who share a love of destruction and power to find each other. One of them has a witch in her head, of course; the other has no such excuse. Pre-mini series, introducing Azkadellia and Zero to each other.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Zero, Azkadellia - Complete
In This Style, 10 And 6 reviews
She wakes in her own bed in her own room, but that doesn't stop her from living in Wonderland. Post-movie, Alice/Tarrant and Hamish. One shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Thirteen Hours By The Clock reviews
Jareth will have to tread carefully, through dangers untold, through hardships unnumbered. Sarah knows every one of them. This turns out to be what she wanted all along. Sarah/Jareth, post-movie. One-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Of Cloudless Climes and Starry Skies reviews
He tells her a little at a time, bits and pieces, and she paints the picture in her mind for him. Little houses. Dirt streets. But no matter how she tries, it still looks unreal. It's an impression, she thinks. That's all. Amy and Vincent, mid-5x11.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Words Per Minute reviews
It’s not that she fancies Roy, heavens no. But there’s a certain something. And the height difference is intriguing, in a way. The capper to all these considerations is that he apparently fancies her. One shot, Roy/Jen, episode tag for 3x02.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Out of the Corner reviews
His twenty minutes are well up, and she still believes him. If she didn't, he thinks, he might well go back to that short period of time, just for the feel of it. He likes, he finds out, to be believed. To be trusted. Spoilers for newest episode. 11, Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/4/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Beamish Boy reviews
She's got things to do on the other side, certainly; but they can wait. A little while. He can't remember the last time he found undressing to be so amusing. But there is, it seems, a method to his madness. Alice/Hatter. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Suspension of Disbelief reviews
She always knew there was something that warned Jack, that day in her apartment. She just didn't know till now that it was her. An old friend of Hatter's lends a hand, and Time decides to be flexible for once. Alice/Hatter. One-shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
All Hands reviews
Sometimes they get in the way. Sometimes they don't. The Hatter's hands are bandaged and rough, and Alice wonders what on earth he's been doing to himself. Alice/Hatter, and various others. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Seas Too Far To Reach reviews
She doesn't take any more kindly to fate after her adventures in Underland than before. If anyone's going to arrange her affairs, it will be Alice herself. After all, she doesn't want the figments; only the reality. Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Slay reviews
He doesn't ask much. Just for her to save him. That's all. A short piece in Hatter-voice, taking place after the tea party, while they're walking through the woods. Alice/Hatter. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Dear Delilah reviews
Fanfic for "Giant."Somewhere in the back of Jett's mind there's the same rhythmic refrain. Thou shalt not covet thy fellowman's wife. But wanting Leslie Benedict, he figures, is the least of his sins. Jett/Leslie. One shot.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Tin Hearts reviews
You'd make a terrible Tin Man, Glitch," DG told him. "You have too much heart." Post-series one-shot, DG/Cain, DG/Glitch.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - DG, Cain - Complete
All The Same reviews
You've no idea how it worried me, the idea that I was just an idea. Not just that it was you dreaming me up, no, I'm flattered, dear girl! But at times there's just no substitute for flesh and blood." Alice/Hatter, after she's remembered. One shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Breath Before The Burn reviews
Loyalty goes deeper than torture and attempts at murder. Hatter's got an unpleasant task ahead of him. Thoughts of Alice carry him through. Missing scene within the series. Hatter, Mad March, and Alice. One shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hatter, Mad March - Complete
Always Teatime reviews
They're at tea. They're always, always at tea, and there's no time to wash the things between whiles. A series of short pieces, featuring the genial beverage and based around an overloaded table.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice
Hearts reviews
Alice, having gained her crown, stays in Wonderland to become its Queen. Bad associations spoil even the purest of intentions. When her rule becomes a reign of tyranny, the Hatter is the only one left to stand up to her, reluctant as he might be.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice
Above Their Heads, Great Ships Passed reviews
Ten years is a long time to wait. But at least she isn't alone. A very different look at the time between the ending of At World's End and the post-credits scene. Elizabeth/Jack, Elizabeth/Will, some Elizabeth/Barbossa, all mostly hinted at.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
But At Least We're Not Damp reviews
Here at quite possibly the end of all things, the madman is singing and Alice fears catching a cold. Very brief oneshot for Burton's Alice, based on the battle scenes in the trailer. Alice, Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Poe reviews
Why is a raven like a writing desk? The question is odd, old, impossible. It recalls a time when Hatter thought he had all the answers. He was wrong. Set far pre-series, featuring the young versions of Hatter, March, and several other canon Wonderlanders.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Hatter, Mad March - Complete
Film At Eleven reviews
He knows he's different because he's not thinking of Rose. Quite a lark, this regeneration high, isn't it? Maybe he'll take up knitting this time. Scattered thoughts and a cracked head. Spoilers for The End Of Time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Into The Woods reviews
Not all torture is physical. Hatter’s got more crannies in his cranium than Dee and Dum gave him credit for. This is the Tulgey Wood, after all; it's really only known for one thing. One shot, quite dark. Hatter/Alice, March, the twins.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Aftermaths, Maths, After reviews
Hatter here. In her world. It's a mental image that deserves a frame, and the reality is even better. She asks him why he's here, even though she already knows. Takes place immediately after the end of the miniseries. One-shot. Hatter/Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The Price of Tea reviews
Alice is a legend, a story, a history book, a puzzle. Hatter's trying to put the pieces together. Takes place pre and during the series. Hatter/Alice, Charlie, and a few other characters.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
The Wind and the Rain reviews
He’s possessed of a talent for the black arts, it is true; but today, this day of all days, Charlie is using a shovel. How the White Knight found his army of do-good dead-heads. Charlie, mentions of Hatter/Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2009 - White Knight/Charlie - Complete
Generally In The Mornings reviews
Normal in the office doesn't count as normal in real life. Maybe if she knew that, she'd see him for who he really was. Toby/Pam. One shot.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Toby F., Pam B. - Complete
Feeding the Ghost reviews
They gather together to tell stories, to remind themselves of the way it really was; to remind themselves that, now, they're all of legend. Alice/Hatter, and Charlie. SyFy's Alice. Post-series.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
At the Drop of a Hat reviews
Hatter takes a little convincing to take the plunge and go after Alice. And if the convincing includes threats, insults, and a hostage, well. The ends justify the means, right? Charlie gives him a firm shove in the right direction. SyFy's Alice. One shot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hatter, White Knight/Charlie - Complete
In Sickness, In Health reviews
Hatter's only in Alice's world for a week when he experiences the wonders of the common cold. Of course Alice isn't going to take advantage of his weakened state to ask him some hard questions! Why would you think such a thing? Oneshot for SyFy's Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
The Shapes of Things reviews
I know you’re going to," is what the grin says, "and you know I know, and I know that you know I know. We’re a knowledgeable couple." Alice is home, and Hatter is making himself comfortable. One shot for SyFy's Alice, post-series. AliceXHatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Vile Canuck reviews
That's what partnerships were about. A combination of differences. Good cop, bad cop. Chicago, Canada. Police officer, Mountie. It would be better, of course, if they could reach some sort of agreement about it. Fraser and Ray, getting used to each other.
Due South - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Benton F., Ray V. - Complete
As Lucifer reviews
At 17, Rhett visits Savannah and is terribly bored. His only distraction is the romantic drama going on between a proud, beautiful girl and her dark eyed cousin, Philippe Robillard. Rhett, Ellen, Philippe. Everyone was young once.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
All The Rage reviews
Logan wonders why he gets sent after her, every time she runs away. Rogue knows the reason. Wherever she's going, he's the only one that can always catch up with her. Rogue/Logan. One shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Pies of the Damned reviews
It was hard to say at exactly what point the new case became an issue, but Chuck was willing to bet it was when someone mentioned necrophilia and Ned’s eye began to twitch. Now they've got a vampire on the loose. Nothing can stop secrets from emerging.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008
A Little Fall of Rain
Missouri Breaks/One-Eyed Jacks Xover. Clayton the regulator and Rio the outlaw find themselves in jail together. Nothing breeds dislike so much as being related. Unfortunately, there's only one bullet in the gun.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
The Prodigal reviews
Don Juan DeMarco He traded in the cape for some jeans, the accent for freedom. Don Juan returns to an island he remembers keenly, where the love of his life waits for him forever. The couple on their second honeymoon are just along for the ride.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Afters reviews
A Streetcar Named Desire. You didn't think you could hide from me forever, did you, he says. No, Stella tells him, no, just long enough. Five years later, Stanley Kowalski is a brick wall coming down the sidewalk, and Stella has nowhere to go.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
With a White Stone reviews
He marked the days that were particularly pleasant with a white stone. Days such as this one, when Alice was a captive, enchanted audience, breathlessly waiting for the story to continue.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice - Complete
Of Many Hats reviews
There's a new hat shop in town, and Alice finds the hat maker and his assistant strangely familiar. Mr. Carter seems to have mistaken himself for someone else, however, and Mr. Hasen is thoroughly occupied with getting the tea on. Some Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
On Repeat reviews
Ambrose is looking for any reason, any reason at all, to spend time with DG. But his excuses are getting a little thin. DG/Ambrose, somewhat onesided, and mentions of DG/Cain. Post-miniseries. One shot.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Glitch, DG - Complete
Shills and Decoys reviews
After drinks and dancing and mission bells, the taxi to the airport turns out to be the fun part. Sky and Sister Sarah, leaving Cuba behind. One-shot.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Thirty Days Hath reviews
1968 Sweet November. She's trying to teach him the fine art of plumbing, but he's getting all tangled up in words and bicycle tape. Sara/Charlie. One shot.
Sweet November - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Alice Aforethought reviews
The truth was, he'd seen this girl coming miles away. Seen straight to the future to her reentry to Wonderland, when suddenly she was so delightful. Now, though, she's an annoying little girl who prattles on endlessly. Hatter/Alice, and a tea party.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Lastly, In The Fire reviews
He doesn't want to tell her he's afraid, because she'll just press the advantage. But he is. He's terrified, bone deep, somewhere in the soul he's still convinced he has. Kara/Leoben. Spoilers for 4.11.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/1/2009 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Conoy - Complete
Like Those White Ghosts
Fanfic for Double Happiness. She gets out of the car and runs for her life. She's afraid to leave things behind, but more afraid not to reach out for the things in front of her. Jade/Mark.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
What It Wouldn't Be, It Would reviews
He really should have learned by now not to underestimate Ace’s penchant for experimenting. The Seventh Doctor and Ace, in the middle of it all. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Dorothy M./Ace, 7th Doctor - Complete
The Things That Come After reviews
He wakes up in a hospital yet again, and his sanity slips away a little more. Harvey Dent has an argument with himself, post-death. One shot with Harvey, Rachel, and sort of the Joker. Takes place after TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Harvey D., Rachel D. - Complete
Identity Theft reviews
A distress call from Second Plight, where time is changing drastically. If only a dying people was all they had to deal with, but when a harmless-looking girl enters their lives, the Doctor's changed pretty drastically himself. Ten/Rose. Now complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Thinking Of Me The Same Old Way reviews
Some of the things she suspected turned out to be true. One shot. Ahamo/DG one-sided, DG/Cain.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Ahamo, DG - Complete
Win the Battle, Lose the War reviews
He chooses his defeats, she makes his victories. Thirteen years later, the stories have changed. Roy/Alexandria. Fanfic for "The Fall."
Fall, 2006 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Leaving the Lights On reviews
He comes back to a surprise. Not all that dies is dead. A short piece for the prompt "the enemy of my enemy is my friend," with the Joker and Rachel.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Joker - Complete
Mutal Admiration and Respect reviews
I'm having a dinner party," Laura says, "and you're not invited." The President and the Commander, early on.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/6/2008 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Native Son reviews
He loves this city. It does things for his amusement, mass pratfalls and mass executions. It believes in bats and Harvey Dent and getting ahead while you still have one. Pre-TDK. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Long Live The Bat reviews
It irks him, that he has to find out from a newspaper, instead of being there for the end itself. The Bat is dead, and the Joker wants revenge. Gotham's going to be so boring without a flying rodent. Joker, Batman, Harley, Riddler, etc.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2008
A Jester Among Us reviews
He acts as the agent of chaos, a serious duty but a lot of fun. She tries not to feel that she's tagging along, tries to create a little mayhem of her own. In the midst of a plot to kidnap Gordon and trap a bat, comes a new worry. Joker/Harley, post TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008
Bird In Hand reviews
So he’s stuck in Arkham with the droolers and the ravers. Thank God Batsy’s having to do a little time himself. The Joker’s absolutely starved for entertainment, and a little mutual psychoanalysis will do them both the world of good. Post-TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Mary Poppins: A Tragedy reviews
What to do when the heirs are setting off bombs and generally acting up? Hire a governess, of course. Too bad Mr. Banks has such a history with this one. She's the last person he expected to see. Mary Poppins. Yes. You read it right.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Alice's Adventures in a DemiHell reviews
The notion of having the best of both worlds had always appealed to her. But when some denizens of Wonderland show up in her house, she suspects things have gone a bit too far. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
All Ye Who Enter reviews
He's a little busy, what with being an agent of chaos and all. But stealing Rachel Dawes, well, that he can always find time for. It's part of the so-called plan, anyway. Mid-TDK, one-shot, the Joker and Rachel.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008
Playing At Pretend reviews
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Butch needs a little help from a friend, and Etta's the only one of the right gender. They both forget what a good liar he is. Butch/Etta, pre-movie.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
In The Offing reviews
Mid-TDK. He leaps on the bus and takes them all for the ride of their lives, a murderous conundrum in an archaic nurse outfit. The Joker and his victims to be.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Predicate reviews
She's not going to tell him she still goes to Juneau for that medical conference every year. He's not going to tell her that he took flying lessons. Fleischman and O'Connell, together again. One-shot.
Northern Exposure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
And Lifts The Latch reviews
There's enough stories going around about this prisoner that she's beginning to doubt men and firepower. The Joker waltzes away, and Harley Quinn follows. Postscript to The Dark Knight. Part three posted. Really finished now.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Time Has Made Me reviews
Even here, at the end of all things, she still takes some convincing. The Doctor and Rose, past the end of the fourth series. Spoilers for Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
And Kills Potent Kings reviews
This time, he fights. A one shot based largely on morbid spec for the ending of series four. Ten, Rose, and the Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Absolution reviews
Two years after Christine left him, Erik finds himself haunted by her, still, and enlists the help of a census taker to hunt her down and force another confrontation. Both EC and EOW.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Sure reviews
Oh, she knew. She knew because he told her. Once. Tenth Doctor and Rose, oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
In Case reviews
He wanted to be her, the way she was him. One shot that takes place during the first season episode "Color Blind." Sydney and Shepard in the safe house.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sydney B. - Complete
Mine, Almost reviews
This fat suit, she likes. This one, she can take off. She forgets that it makes her look exactly the same. Juno, Mark, a years later tag end to the movie.
Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
357 Conversations About One Thing reviews
No matter how you look at it, its still a different species.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Guided By Wire reviews
The facts were these. Chuck thought it was too weird to wear a dress she was meant to be buried in. Ned thought, for his own peace of mind, she should wear some pants. Clearly a shopping expedition is in order. One-shot.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Might Not Never reviews
He's kissing her an awful lot, this dream around. Much much postDoomsday, no spoilers for anything else. 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Phoenix reviews
There's a little remnant of Gallifrey left, tucked away in the back of the TARDIS. Rose finds it without even looking. 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Tell Me reviews
He's alone in a boat with a lightless lantern, and he doesn't know where he's going. It may be her time, but she wasn't keeping track. One shot, post AWE. Norrington, Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
The Certainty Principle reviews
He looked supremely out of place in the dark classroom. She never was really sure what he was doing there. One shot, DonxAmita.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Amita R., Don E. - Complete
The Universe Next Door reviews
She told them about one dream, and regretted it ever since. There was no way to explain that it wasn’t the goodbye she needed. She gave him credit for trying. PostDoomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Never Again reviews
She had to go back and think of it, later. Think it over again, and wonder what he really meant. PostDoomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Logic reviews
There is a Doctor, and he travels with Rose, in this and all universes. PostDoomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
For My Sins reviews
Nevermind that agents of his rank had the life expectancy of gnats. As far as he was concerned, everything after the first kill was anticlimax. Post Casino Royale. Oneshot.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Continuation Theory reviews
It isn't easy coming to terms with things when someone changes, and even harder when you can't remember why. But the real trouble comes when the person who's supposed to know what's going on is walking around with his eyes wide shut. RosexTen.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 10/27/2006
Past Perfect reviews
Run, he’d said. He hadn’t told her when to stop. There were hidden moments all along, which no one saw. RosexNine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/27/2006
The Perfect Ten reviews
She made the mistake of asking him to make dinner. The TARDIS substitutes, broccoli is integrated, and chaos, unsurprisingly, ensues. Sorry about the kittens. RosexTen
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Perfectly Normal reviews
Some things about humans catch even the Doctor off balance. No spoilers, fairly short, with Rose and Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Waste Not reviews
She wonders if he remembers the night she tried to bargain for her life, and he reminded her she had next to nothing with which to bargain. Oneshot, ElizabethBarbossa and some ElizabethJack. Set after DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
An Act of Outright Stupidity reviews
The first time she sees him, one of them is in trouble. JE. Oneshot. Set sort of before DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Three reviews
The first saved her. The second stole her. The third shouldn't have meant anything at all. JE, EB, and, er, EW. One shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
The Not Quite Believable Story of Lemon Gently reviews
Her father was her mother. Her home is in jeopardy, and Alex Trebeck isn't looking happy. A space ship has landed on her lawn, and an alien is offering to show her adventures, excitement, and really wild things. And her name is Lemon.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
Exodus reviews
[POTCxCorpseBride] A tragic tale of romance, passion, moonlit nights, rum, and two dead people.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005
The Original reviews
She bought him some of his own. The least he could do is share. Set after Fear Her but basically spoiler free, apart from the marmalade. Oneshot, 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Walk On reviews
Childhood fears aren't easy to face. An odd and dark one shot, as the Scarecrow and Dorothy journey to the Emerald City.
Oz Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Rise Above reviews
She asks and he delivers, a lesson in Gallifreyan biology and a look at what could have, should have been. Ninth Doctor and Rose. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Rude And reviews
A DoctorxRose story, except a bit unusual. Each regeneration seems to get younger and hotter. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Transition reviews
A little bit for those of us who favor RoguexWolverine. You know who you are. One shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Just Breathe reviews
Eventually, everyone has to meet the parents. A patently ridiculous one shot, for which I heartily apologize.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
Square One reviews
She wants the night before. He just wants the morning after. 9Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Jargon reviews
She spends far too much time staring at him, heedless of what curiousity did to the cat. One shot. 9Rose. Comfy as an armchair.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
The Perfect Failure reviews
Even demons aren't immune to past failures catching up when you least expect it. Crowley finds this out firsthand.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
The Trespass reviews
One doesn’t become a pundit without paying some attention to the impulses of the human race. A young Holmes helps out an old friend. One shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
A Book Before Bedtime reviews
The Doctor reads a bedtime story. Rose is easily amused. Warning for gratuitous corruption of Dr. Seuss. Oneshot. 9Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Inevitable reviews
One shot. Lisa thinks seriously about her life with Jackson, or the possibility of one, or something along those lines. Kind of fluffy! Well, not really. Pseudo fluffy!
Red Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
The Knight on the Landing reviews
She'd sworn it would never happen to her again. For every decision, there are two courses of action. Two choices open to her, two roads. In short, upstairs or down.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Complete
The Further Adventures Of reviews
The long anticipated, quite inebriated, nearly cremated, never sated,addle pated, highly rated, KissMeKateed, badly fated, widely hated sequel to Whose Lair Is It Anyway. In which chaos ensues generally.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
Yours In Boredom reviews
Carl's letter to a fangirl from long ago. Things go along as usual in the Vatican. For a given value of usual.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Improv reviews
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005
The Cat and the Captain reviews
Curiously enough, someone came after him for a purpose other than the price on his head. Oneshot, JE, and a product of staying home sick. Please review if you read.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Complete
Heavily Medicated for Your Safety reviews
One shot. Charlie imitates Wonka. Wonka does weird things. Love is in the air. Sort of. Nonslash. Indications of rhinos.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Another Fine Mess reviews
[Don Juan DeMarco] Madness isn’t always as sudden as we might think. Before his sessions with Dr. Mickler, there were some telling moments with a different psychiatrist, who treated him...differently.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005
Exhaustion reviews
One shot. Mort is visited by a few old friends that he thought he'd seen the last of long ago. Confusion ensues. Probably a bit disturbing.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Brokeback Bridge reviews
One shot. Sylvia had one great wish, and James may manage to fulfill it. Sweet, light, thoughtful.
Finding Neverland - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
A Tranquil Diversion reviews
Alice returns briefly to Wonderland, armed only with adult sensibilities. Its been a long time. Very little has changed. Oneshot, with the Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Scenes from a Former Existence reviews
Premovie. Jackson watches Lisa's every move, and yet still learns less about her than he would like. LisaXJackson. Like everything else.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2005
Uncertain reviews
Another one shot, once again highlighting the LisaJackson pairing. Takes place after the movie's end, and is heavier in content and intent. Enjoy!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Folie A Deux reviews
Erik is dead, say the papers. But deep inside, Christine doubts. She returns to the lair beyond the lake... and discovers more than she ever dreamed possible. Primarily Lerouxbased. COMPLETED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,491 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
A Long Walk Alone In The Dark reviews
The scene in the airplane bathroom goes a little differently. One shot, for those of you who thought there would be a little more LisaJackson romance.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
I Think We're Alone Now reviews
When she finds the only Golden Ticket in the second contest, she's surprised to learn something about Wonka that she didn't know. There should be a farce setting here.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2005
Tomb Raider 3: The Revenge of Terry Sheridan reviews
Good thing for Terry he was killed in the Cradle of Life... now he has a chance for revenge. Will he take it? Or will he get sidetracked by his reflection in a mirror? Read and review if you want a laugh.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
The True Saga of Crazy as a Loon Erik reviews
Completed. The next logical step after True Saga of Weak Willed Christine. Erik is really crazy... and not in the best way. This is completely insane and rather morbid. Please forgive me.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
The Black Knight Always Triumphs reviews
Absolut parody. In which Bruce Wayne is made fun of generally, Alfred is just sick of the whole thing, and Spiderman makes a guest appearance.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/10/2005
The Dead Hour reviews
An examination of how Crane first became Scarecrow. Dark, suicide themes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2005
The Edge reviews
The truth behind what Erik was thinking as she kissed him, and what happened when she came briefly back. He is not the only one who is obsessed. Rated for certain situations.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2005
Me Myself and I reviews
Nigh impossible to describe.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005
Down Once reviews
Angsty one shot. He takes her down to the lair for the first time. Legend is a painful birth. Please read and review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Only Forever reviews
She lost something in the depths of the Labyrinth and so did he. Can they join forces against the Goblin King? Or will a slight case of insanity get in the way? LabyPOTO crossover. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Jareth, Erik - Complete
Music of the Mind reviews
His first memories, the mask on his face, the sounds of the world. My first and hopefully only angsty one shot, as it made me rather depressed. Please R and R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
Melancholy Tales of a Mad Masked Musician reviews
An unfortunate series of one shots. Some old, some new, some disturbing, all insane. From Pink Haze to a smut parody... could things get any worse? Don't answer that question.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
The Heartwarming Story of Lukey and Boomer reviews
Chicago retold, with men in the main roles and a perverse sense of humor. Just when you thought it was safe to do jazz hands again...
Chicago! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2005
Original Vampire Brides: Road Trip reviews
I've had a request. Nonetheless, here is another chapter. Main summary deleted as it doesn't really matter. COMPLETE!
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
The Lost Tales of A Steward's Son reviews
This story follows the little-known youngest son of Denethor, who has an eye more on gaining fame for himself than on peace in the land, as the War of the Ring begins. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,722 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
XFiles: Shipper reviews
One-shot. Mulder eats Cocoapuffs, Scully is very bad at being seductive, and shippers have taken over the world. Kind of. Oh, the horror of it all!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
The True Saga of WeakWilled Christine reviews
A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
What Else Rhymes With Duck? reviews
Lara and Terry... in limerick. Oh, I'm so bored... so terribly, terribly bored...
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2005
Strange Angel reviews
Reflecting on moments spent with the Phantom, Christine learns to regret... From their first encounter to the dreams she has of him now, she believes she should have made a different choice. Please read and review! Reviews much appreciated!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005
His Life An Open Book reviews
In this episode, a brief appearance by the Phantom of the Opera, and Frankenstein, sorry, Duncan sings! Also Dracula appears and gives our heros a good tea! Yay! Story discusses some of the mysteries of Van Helsing's private life.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004
Big Bang Theory reviews
Extras added, the Lost Episode with VH and Hannah's peculiar romance! Story finished! Carl and Van Helsing investigate a series of murders, some years old, connected to a former insane-asylum inmate. Complete.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,069 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete