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 Author has written 9 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Demon Trappers series, Soul Screamers series, Harry Potter, Morganville Vampires, and Throne of Glass series. I Hate It When People Do This. Like What Are You Doing, It's A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title! DON'T LIKE MY STORIES DON'T READ THEM! AND DON'T COME OVER HERE TO PM ME ABOUT WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT IT!! 95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4 would yell JUMP. If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile Depressed, stressed & band obsessed! I am obsessed with Skulduggery Pleasant and I can't wait for Derek's new series to come out. Other series that I've read are The Mortal Instruments, Throne of Glass, The Elementals, The Demon Trappers and The Immortals, Hush Hush Series, The Breathing Series, Harry Potter, Morganville Vampire The Starcrossed trilogy the Goddess Test Series and of course The Infernal Devices. The Phoenix Files and The Iron Fey. Jeff the Killer is beautiful as are all the CreepyPastas. Mr. CreepyPasta is a friggin' genius. I HAVE READ DEMON ROAD BY DEREK LANDY!!! AND I EFFING LOVED IT!! THAT SHIT WAS EFFING BEAUTIFUL!!!
And then Satan said, "let there be uncompleted fanfiction on the internet." Some people just need a sympathetic tap... On the head... With a hammer. Favourite quotes are below. THE LIST WILL GO! Forever hungry. You all laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at all of you because you're all the same. Bad is the new good. Bitches talk shit because they think they know me, but if I had a dick they'd be the first to blow me. Just like the alphabet, I come before U. Baby you're a firework! Just explode and die, already! I never cried for you, swear that I tried to, but I had better things to do. I know why you still bother, love is for the poor. I could've sworn I warned you I was mean. Favourite colour: Black Favourite Book: Death Bringer Favourite Songs: Infest- Papa Roach Evil Angel- Breaking Benjamin Cry- Rhianna Last Resort- Papa Roach Knives and Pens- Black Veil Brides (Can't stop playing this at the moment...) Sleepwalking- Bring Me The Horizon Can You Feel My Heart- Bring Me The Horizon Mama- My Chemical Romance Stressed Out- Twenty One Pilots. King For A Day- Pierce The Veil Favourite singer: Lana Del Ray Favourite Author: Derek Landy Favourite TV Series: Once Upon A Time Favourite Band: Hollywood Undead Questions, Have you ever wished Skulduggery was real? Yes, also wanted him to marry me. Have you met Derek Landy? ...No... *Gets plane ticket and flies to Dublin City.* In your opinion is there a better series then Skulduggery Pleasant? Can I ask youhat a question? Thanks. What kind of question in that? Do you have a favourite quote from Skulduggery Pleasant? No, because they are all equally amazing! Do you have a favourite book in the Demon Trapper series? Yes, the last and final one, Foretold, its amazing. Favourite Ships Hermoine Granger/Severus Snape Valduggery Ghanith Sexter! Myrnin/Claire(I don't care if he is an old, mad, vampire; I love Myrnin...) Taylee Jace/Clary Delena Valkyrie and any of the Dead Men. Milo/Amber (don't know their shipping name yet.) Wessa (Will and Tessa) Jessa (Jem and Tessa) Clace (If you don't know who this is, please go die in a pit of acid, you stupid mundane) Malec (Again if you don't know this, read the comment above) Meghan and Ash. |
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Second Chance by DMSJ1995 reviews
*We don't own Divergent. Rating:T-M. Warning swearing and topics on abuse. Modern day high school.* A lot can happen in a second. A lot can change in a second. Mostly to a person who thought she was a nobody. I get the chances to have a new start. Get away from the life I never wanted. My name is Breatrice Prior. This is my second chances. I am going to a go to Divergent High.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,699 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/22/2024 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] OC
Engraved On My Heart by SophieKatieeM reviews
Michael and Eve's relationship is perfect so is Shane and Claire's. Myrnin begins to grow close to Claire leading to trouble. When they're invited to the Ball, she is torn as to the choice she has to make. Drama doesn't stop there. What happens after the truth is out, what does Claire do? Most importantly what do Shane and Myrnin do? (The story gets better) Clane&Clyrnin
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,236 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/30/2024 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Myrnin - Complete
Once Upon a Skeleton by Fire Kitty 12 reviews
After a case in America Skulduggery and Valkyrie end up in Storybrooke. There they realise, the people are not who they seem. Rated T to be safe. Set during season 2.
Crossover - Skulduggery Pleasant series & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Henry Mills, Peter Pan
THE DEAD MEN : BACK IN BUSINESS ! by kali-necrosis reviews
My first fanfiction! Set in the Skulduggery Pleasant World. The Dead Men have all moved in with Valkyrie after being reformed, and they're available for hire. Will feature new and old enemies, awkward moments, the mischief they get up to, funny scenes and a LOT of different pairings. Set after The Dying Of The Light but certain characters are still alive... please read and review!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Dexter V., Saracen R.
Professor Rowan by Elizabeth Fayes reviews
Relationships between Professors and Students are absolutely forbidden at Doranelle College, but that can't stop Celaena from crushing on the hottest and cleverest guy on the planet: Professor Rowan. After all, 99% of the female population can't help stop and stare at him either. [AH. AU] [May change to Rated M later]
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Celaena S., Rowan W.
New School, New Girl by czpanda1213 reviews
Lucy Hamilton just transferred to a new school in Violet Hill and had to leave all her old ones behind, but will she make new ones? Will she make any enemies? And what will happen when she meets all seven Drake brothers?
Drake Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Lucy, Nicholas, Isabeau, Christabel
Pleasantly Raising Cain by DeadGirl19 reviews
Oneshots based at various points during the SP series. Humour, adventure, romance, crack... Whatever you want, I guarantee it's somewhere in here! ;) *Different pairings are featured, each pairing is indicated via the chapter title- it will be put in brackets*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 112,074 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The Bet by DeannaTargarys reviews
Will and Jem make a bet to see which one of them can make Tessa fall for them. She quickly realizes their plan, but how will she chose between the two boys? Contains lemons.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,023 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Jem C., Will H., Tessa G.
Skulduggery Pleasant Drabbles by JellyfishSisters reviews
Drabbles of all genres, of all pairings and of all sizes concerning the Skully P series shall feature here! I know there are many of these, but here are some more! I doubt I shall go above T, but if I do, I will warn you on the drabble itself, so do read my little ANs. Nothing is uncompleted at the moment. Hope you like!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by LeslieHoward777 reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain enjoy life while they can. This is a time for them in between wars, in between criminal cases, and in between arch evil bad guys trying to kill them and the world. ((Valduggery. Fluff with a side of plot. Skulduggery Pleasant Series is owned by Derek Landy))
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 49,132 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Resonant Humanity by VortexEssence7 reviews
She wants to die. But, for some reason, he won't let her. Maybe he really does enjoy her suffering like he says. As she finds herself falling deeper, into the dark of hell, she can't help but realize that she doesn't mind it. He is far from caring. However he can't fight his addiction to her. Will they both become lost in each other?
Slender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 164,071 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 8/19/2013
His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
Oneshots and goofy little stories involving any and all Skulduggery Pleasant characters I mostly wrote when I was 13-15. Sorry about that. Mostly Valduggery, too. Not sorry about that. Thanks for reading!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 120,358 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 5/25/2009
The Hunt of the Dead Men by DeadGirl19 reviews
The Dead Men are on the run, being hunted by the Sanctuary. Will they all make it out alive? Will they all make out? And which familiar faces will show up along the way...? This is set after LSODM, and certain characters are still alive. Features adventure, romance, humour, and general Dead Men-ness.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 105,474 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Lab Partners by Clyrnin4eva reviews
What happens when Shane cheats? Who will Claire go to? And how is it that Amelie gets involved? Not set after any particular book in the series. First fanfic, any reviews appreciated! Not good at summaries :) T because of language. **UP FOR ADOPTION**
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,207 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Claire D., Myrnin] Eve R. - Complete
Seduction Games by OurFeistyRedhead reviews
Clary is her artsy,funny,stubborn,and her best friend Jace has been there to witness her hot headedness from the age of six and has been inseparable ever since. With them being the opposite sex from each other people are led to think things, even their closset friends. What if those friends make a bet between the two, of which of the two would cave first under the art of seduction.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,572 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Complete
Blood Ties by Bella4evr3 reviews
Allison Sekemoto never knew her father. Now changed as a vampire. Allison makes a journey to discover her origins. Unlikely romances blossom, and Allison doesn't know what to think. As well as, unexpected enemies makes themselves known. Basically, a retelling of the first book. Jackal/Allie/Kanin Pairing! Don't like, don't read! Rating might change later.
Blood of Eden, Julie Kagawa - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015
A Singular Romance by Libertied Insanity reviews
I was looking for an AllieXJackal fic, couldn't find one so thought, let's do it! So, Allie's trying to find Zeke, Jackal's there, Kanin is recovering from his fight with Sanin? And ideas would be greatly appreciated as I have no idea where I'm going with this, but wish me luck! Lol. T rated because I don't know where I'm going with it and so... Yeah.
Blood of Eden, Julie Kagawa - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015
You're My Medicine - A Hollywood Undead Fanfic by MayriahLee reviews
Through a strange turn of events, Emmy finds herself falling for a man named Danial, who she meet delivering a package at a Hollywood Undead concert. Slowly, they fall for each other and she begins to trust him. However, Emmy feels like he is hiding something and as ghosts from her past come back, Emmy has to confide in this new man in her life, risking everything, even her sanity.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,133 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013
Valduggery Oneshot by kittehkatkakes reviews
Just a oneshot I randomly thought of, PM/leave a review if you want another! Most definitely NOT entirely fluff!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2015
Ice & Fire by Mandy Hartzler reviews
One-shot. Rowan and Dorian compete with their icy powers, but Aelin sabotages one of them. Post Heir of Fire.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Celaena S., Dorian H., Rowan W., Aedion A. - Complete
Only time will tell by Skultistic98 reviews
Skulduggery never talks about his wife and child to Valkyrie. He's always very secretive about them. What if one day Valkyrie travels back in time to the 1600's and is shocked at what she finds out. Will she meet Skulduggery's wife? or is she his wife? VALDUGGERY! sorry I'm bad at summaries. Please R&R. I hope you like it :)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,465 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Twisted Games by bookworm0307 reviews
The Hunger Games, with a twist. Characters from Harry Potter, The Mortal Instruments, Doctor Who, Merlin, Twilight, Lord of the Rings, Disney, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock, Inkheart, Skulduggery Pleasant and A Series of Unfortunate Events have been selected to compete in a fight to the death. This is the Hunger Games, with a twist. There can only be one victor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Alec L., Clary F.
We Died Once Maybe Twice by Swilliams817 reviews
Kaylee/Tod after If I Die very smutty I totally indulged in Tod fantasy with this one but I coild no longer bare to wait for Kaylee to lose the big V I just hope I did it justice Comments are appreciated
Soul Screamers series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Kaylee C., Tod H.
Nick and Lucy's First Time by anon1515 reviews
Nick and Lucy's first time. All characters are the creation of Alyxandra Harvey. Rated M for future Lemons
Drake Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Lucy, Nicholas
The Smiling Detective by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Friends, family, laughter, romance. Through the good times, the bad times, and, indeed, the slightly strange times, friends are there for eachother. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are there for eachother. Good lord. Valduggery/Fletchyrie/Ghanith/Others. Songfic
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 152 - Words: 101,804 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009
The Bright Side by FreedomxSparks reviews
Inspired by Mademise Morte's calenders, I try my very best-est to add a cheery lil mini-fic everyday. Warning: May contain Crack couples and bizare goings on. Rated T
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 189 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
Experiments by UpHi reviews
During the fourth book "My Soul to Steal" Kaylee wonders about Alec's claim that defended Nash in that it is "instinct to kiss back". She decides to try out her skeptisism on Tod, but her experiment does not go quite as planned.
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011
Nightmares by ZafiraMente reviews
A story that branches off from a scene in Book 4. Spoilers present, FYI. Kaylee needs to deal with Avari, but moreso, she needs to deal with what Nash has gone and given up and whether reconciliation is actually possible. K/N K/T K/Alec
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kaylee C., Tod H.
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Songfics: Soul Screamers reviews
Just a few songs that scream at me and demand to have a story written to them. Most will be Avari and Kaylee, because, well, dug. I love them, they are so amazing. Don't like, don't read. Rated M because I don't trust myself.
Soul Screamers series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Tod H., Nash H., Kaylee C., Avari
Causing Havoc reviews
When our favourite assassin comes to Ireland and starts killing people how will people react? Will they call on the Sanctuary? Will our egotistical detectives be able to stop her? Or have they met their match? What about old enemies? Who comes back from the dead and team up? parings will be: VC/SP and CW/CS
Crossover - Skulduggery Pleasant series & Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Celaena S., Chaol W.
Alone in the Darkness reviews
When Claire finds out that Myrnin truly is a beast, will she still love him? Will she start to prefer the monster over the real thing? Shane is gone, Michael has depression because Eve is dead. How does Claire grasp every thing and keep them tightly knitted together? Does it work, or does she fall into the dark, endless pits of Myrnin?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Claire D., Shane C., Michael G., Myrnin
Valduggery, Ghanith and killing bad guys reviews
One shots maybe continuing stories don't know yet I may not update all the time. Rated T for... Tennis. There will be swearing you have been warned! Don't let that put you down. There some with murder, some with nightmares and some with just pure fluff. SHUNGGLES!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Skulduggery P., Tanith L., Ghastly B., B-R. Sanguine
Until Death Do Us Part And Even Then I Will Love You reviews
Probably shouldn't be writing another story but I need one with just Valduggery. One shots. Perhaps two shots. Most won't have much of a plot just Valduggery cuteness. Will have sex or sexual references so don't like don't read. Haters gonna hate, hate, hate. RATED M! Because Mushy is amazing. In moderation of course. Read and Review!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Valduggery: Songfics reviews
This will only every be updated if I hear a song and I think it fits
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 33 - Words: 22,699 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015
The Perverted Dead Men reviews
Old enemies. New enemies. Old friends. New friends. Grudges and plots. I present to you a changed summery for Perverted Dead Men. What happens when tensions between certain men become unbearable? What happens when Valkyrie Cain gets stolen? Who wins her over? Will old lovers get together? Will the dead stay dead? Read and Review! Rated M!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Kenspeckle G., Erskine R., Dexter V., Saracen R.
Saving Valkyrie Cain reviews
Valkyrie Cain. She was strong but not strong enough. She gave up the fight a long time ago and is now kept in a far away prison that only certain people know of. She was wild and didn't seem to really give a damn. That was until that a certain dark Professor re entered her life. Can he save her like everyone says. Will Skulduggery ever be forgiven
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Severus S., Lucius M., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Rouge Demons
The grade demon has been raised from the dead, but no necromancer will tell who did it. Riley Blackthorn once again is the towns only hope. But will the demon activity come in between her relationship with Beck. Set after Fortold and her father is still alive. Beck has already done that course thing
Demon Trappers series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2015