Napkin-kun
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Joined 07-26-04, id: 640664
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

What's up in the hiz-house=0 My name is Napkin-kun. Well, not really. I just like that name.

Name: Just call me Napkin-kun. :3.
Age: 13
Birthday: July 1st 1991
Where do I live: Under your bed eating Cheetos.
What do I like to do: Watch anime, read books and comics, hang out with friends, draw, have good news, watch the news, play with meh kitty and other assorted pets I own, play with ouiji boards, and other crap.

Favorite Characters:

Naruto: Kakashi, Rock Lee (want to have hawt passinate buttsecks. :B), Ino, Sakura, Gai, Shikamaru, Tsunade, Orochimaru (sort of. >.>).

Yu Yu Hakusho: Kuwabara (!), Botan (!), Hiei, Younger Toguro

Full Metal Alchemist: Alphonse, Armstrong, Scar, Greed, Winry

(I like a whole bunch of other animes but meh... I dun feel like posting the rest. >.>)

Favorite Couples:

Naruto: NarutoXHinata, LeeXGaara, SakuraXGaara, SasukeXhimself, goddammit, ShikaXIno

Yu Yu Hakusho:
HieixBotan
KuwabaraxYusuke

Things I hate: Bill OReilly, anorexic people, Mary Sues (WITH A FIERY PASSION), people who hate Kuwabara just because "he aint 1337 lik hieii lolzerSS1111!11", other stuff. >.>

Things I love:
Children! (I'm not M.J!)
Good stories AND REVEIWS!
You! Unless you have something on the list on things I hate. But otherwise, GIMME A HUG!

People I wish I could stalk:

Alphonse Elric

Kuwabara

Rock Lee

John Stewart

The Pope

Famous Quotes in my life:

Sar (A.K.A my friend): "I...am at Six Flags..."

Kristin (my friend): "GIMME BACK MY LUNCHBOX!"

Kristin: "When are you gonna take meh credit card?"

Sar: "FEEL LIKE YOU'VE TAKEN THE BIGGEST CRAP EVER! HUH! LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS! WATCH THEM DANCE LIKE...HYPER CATERPILLARS!"

Me: "I'm havin' Resses! different voice Resse's fo' breakfast? Man nigga' you trippin'!" (I am not a racsist! Please don't assume that. : ( )

At and anime convention Dude as black mage: "LEMME DO A SPELL FO YOU! hand movements " Sar: "I can die happy now_ " Dude: X3

Yaoi guy: YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME YAOI! (I don't like that guy... He tried to sell me and Sar porno. >_>;;)

Me: CALL TARZAN! (Inside joke o.o;;)

Me: HEY GUYS, GOOD NEWS TODAY! (inside joke >.>;;)

Sar: OMFG IT'S POOPY! (We made up Snoopy's evil twin brother)

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You might be a redneck reviews
Find out what happens when you get all the genin teams on Naruto and stick them in the southern part of the USA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
The Pasty White Man reviews
A poem about Gaara's experience with Michael Jackson. :0
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2005