"God, no. He could not deal with Soldier having one of his strange, possibly insane, moments. Especially not with someone like Scout, who only knew how to escalate situations to a level of craziness that even Pyro was not equipped to handle alone." A series of oneshots about stuff RED team does that doesn't involve killing.

Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays

All Kayla Abbots wanted was to find a birthday present for her sister. Instead, she finds herself sucked into the backstage of one of the most classic musicals of all time. 2004 movieverse.

Gray Mann has finally won. After spending several months gathering the scattered and defeated Mann Co fighters, he has them in a prime position to kill them, save one problem: respawn. To buy himself time to unravel the complex device, Gray destroys the mercs' memories, gives them new personalities and scatters them across the globe with brand new lives until he can finish the job.

It had been a year since the team was beaten and forcefully retired by Gray Mann. Wounds are mending, and average men are rising out of the shattered remains of the United States to reclaim their former jobs and teammates. What have they lost? What will they gain? Can forgotten bonds be repaired, or are they doomed to be destroyed once more? (Cover by PyBun.)

A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)