I'm a nerd, with my favorite 'verses being Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Eragon, etc... I like to read, like to write, and have currently become obsessed with Disney's Star Wars: Rebels. Seriously, it's awesome.

As much as I love 'real' franchises like up above, I am also an avid anime watcher. Don't get me wrong, I don't watch it 24/7, but I am a fan of several series, the most prominent being Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist (both), Soul Eater, Attack on Titan, and Sword Art Online. I do occasionally watch others, such as Fruits Basket and Blue Exorcist, but the above five are my main animes.

As for anything else, I'm dedicated to producing the best stories that I can, so if they're a little long-winded, sorry... but I do like to explain and narrate quite a lot when I write. On the up-side, I write fast, so long chapters will probably be frequently posted, if I can get around to actually having the time to write them and review them and such.

Other than that, I'm your normal fan/nerd!

Who, of course, copies and pastes everything she finds even remotely interesting/funny from other writer's profiles... :3 So beware, because from this point on, the organized and slightly professional profile above is out the window and randomness reins supreme.

If you've tried to use the Force, with or without people watching, copy and paste this into your profile

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65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

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The pledge of a good fanfiction author:

No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.

No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.

Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.

If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.

NEVER, EVER DELIBERATELY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD!

Don't be afraid to speak your mind.

Do not steal ideas.

Remember to update your own stories regularly.

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You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You talk to characters like they can hear you.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx.

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
You often imagine your books becoming movies.
Spell check is your best friend.
You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene.
Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
You talk to yourself... constantly.
When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, or sleepiness, until you run out of ideas.
If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
You are in love with the Thesaurus.
You dream about your stories.
You dream of new stories.
You often revisit some of your old stories.
Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.
You would rather write than go out.
Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.
You get cranky if you don't get to write.
You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.
You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.
Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.
A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.
You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.
You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.
You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

Fanfiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it.
Fanfiction is for people who want to be in that story themselves.
Fanfiction is for people who have no other way to express the ideas in your head.
Fanfiction is for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fanfiction is for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.
Fanfiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, Odd, or Different (I've been called all of those).
Fanfiction is for girls that fall in love with a non existent guys. (Because they're the best kind...)
Fanfiction is for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fanfiction is for people talk to themselves... a lot.
Fanfiction is for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fanfiction is for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fanfiction is for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.
Fanfiction is for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fanfiction is for people who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is for elves and wizards trapped in human bodies.
Fanfiction is for people whose favorite characters always die.

Fanfiction is for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fanfiction is for people who hang onto dreams.
Fanfiction is for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Letter from a cat

Dearest Human,

I am not a toy, I am not a mannequin, I am not one for your silly amusement.

I am not a poodle.

You may not shear me like a sheep, dye my fur a wacky color, or whatever else it is you do to my beautiful coat and mane that causes you great aesthetic pleasure.

Yes, I may be as ferocious as a lion, but that does not mean I wish to resemble one. Please take heed of this warning, or I will be peeing in your sock drawer, and will stand post outside of your door singing the song of my people at 5 AM. Every morning.

Sincerely,

Your feline. (Now please feed me).

How You Know You're Obsessed with Writing Fanfiction

1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one.

2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say.

3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my gosh! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has
nothing to do with what you were talking about.

4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of.

5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my gosh! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!”

6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene.

7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters hunting you down and killing you for the torture you put them through.

8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter.

9. When you begin to envision your own version of someone else’s fanfic.

10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea.

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1. "Oops..."

2. "Better save that; we'll need it for autopsy."

3. "Oh no, stand back! I lost my contact lens!"

4. "Bo-Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen...then what's that?"

6. "Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?"

7. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...that thingy."

8. "What do you mean you want a divorce?!"

9. "Uh-oh! Has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

10. "Crap, there go the lights again..."

11. "Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration."

12. "Y'know, there's big money in kidneys, heck, this guy's got two of 'em!"

13. "That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?"

14. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"

15. "Someone call the janitor—we're going to need a mop."

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

38 Ways to annoy Darth Vader

Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin.
8. Ask him if he was ever arrested for child abuse.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

7 Ways to get over Fictional Characters:

You don't.
You won't.
You can't.
Don't even try.
You really won't.
You just can't.
It's impossible.

REALLY, WHY BOTHER?

*Hƹllo, welcome to the ɱєภȶคl ђєคlȶђ hotlι̊ne.*

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Dear millionaires and billionaires, If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

If you fall, I'll be there. -Floor

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks

Duct tape is like the "Force" It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course it's usually just an oncoming express train.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity.

I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm better than youuuuuu!

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasant.

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

If life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I battle sarcasm with logic. I call it logicasm.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Did you know "gullible" isn't a real word?

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just rigged your house with explosives.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work hard for it. Now quiet, they're announcing the lottery numbers.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to the distraction of the "Watch your step" sign.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I don't know what my problem is. But I do know it's really hard to pronounce.

If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I'm such a REBEL. I leave messages before the beep!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every last minute of it!

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Drive it like you stole it!

Sanity? I've never heard of such a useless thing to begin with!

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay.

There are two types of pedestrians—the quick and the dead.

There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives.

You are such a good friend! Now that our ship is sinking, and there is only one life vest... I'll miss you heaps and think of you often.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.

Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

I didn't say it was your fault. I was just blaming it on you.

A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

Don't follow in my footsteps—I walk into walls.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

There are three sides of an argument. Your side, my side, and the right side.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' is congress the opposite of progress?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words.

Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.