Wacko the Sane
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Joined 07-27-04, id: 641203, Profile Updated: 11-30-07
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds.
Starman - David Bowie

Hobbies: Living, star-gazing, time and space travel, graphic designing, and LEGO.
General Loves: The Universe, Time Lords (especially the Tenth Doctor), BBC Radio 4, and guitars.
Music: David Bowie, Pink Floyd and The Beatles.
Books: Douglas Adams, Garth Nix, Phillip Pullman, Eoin Colfer, Neil Gaiman, Harry Potter, and The Lord of the Rings.
Film/TV/Radio: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Breakfast on Pluto, Doctor Who, Life on Mars, The Sky at Night, Dead Ringers, Recorded for Training Purposes and Today in Parliament.

But really, I'm just this girl, you know

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The Downside of Aging Potions by ShineMoon reviews
One minute, he's pouring Aging Potion into a cauldron for a powerful, yet mysterious, potion. The next, Snape is on the floor with robes three sizes to big. Can he learn the ohso dramatic ways of being 17 again with the help from his favorite Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,079 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Reward by NaginiFay reviews
After the events at the top of the Astronomy Tower, Severus Snape feels he has the right to a little self indulgence. Too bad the object of his affections thinks he is the most disgusting male she has ever met.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Severus S.
Who Lives in Disguise by duj reviews
HBPconcurrent and compatible, SPOILERS, COMPLETE! It was the longest, shortest trip back from Hogwarts ever. Nominated in Fifth Multifaceteds
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,344 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ickle Ficlets by PinkAphid reviews
For all you guys who can't be bothered to read long fics... Little stories that make practically no sense, but might be funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Dumbledore's Man by duj reviews
HBP spoilers, Character death. Harry stood up slowly, shaking off the ashes of a dead dark lord... A few feet away a long blackclad body lay prone where it had fallen after shielding him from an organripping curse...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Lord of the Rings: Marriage Prospects by Kitty-chan33 reviews
For anyone who's ever wondered what it would be like to marry any of the LotR characters, here's your chance to find out. [Part V: Meriadoc Brandybuck]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash by Saranacian Freak reviews
My attempt at a sixth book.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004
Starry, Starry Night by The Grim reviews
It is Hermione's final year at Hogwarts. Several things happen: a)Harry starts a Daring Challenge b)Hermione is first c)She has to handcuff herself to Severus Snape d)Her dare backfires e)What good will come of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,049 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Love Actually by The Grim reviews
Sequel to "Love Doesn't Come From A Potion." The Second Reign of Terror has begun, & Hermione has a dark secret, one that could affect the entire world. Can Severus discover what she is up to? R&R! UPDATE: Chapter 3 Edited, with good reason
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Gone With the Wind by scotgirl reviews
Another year, another day, another war" The Dark Lord is gone and the war almost over, but at what price. Harry is gone and is given a chance to re-capture the love, hope and innocence he lost at a year old...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Voice of the Flame by WhirlyBlue reviews
CHAPTER 4 NOW UP! Everything is as expected isn't it? Isn't it? Where will the Portkey lead Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004
Love Doesn't Come From A Potion by The Grim reviews
SSHG, Snape feels alien emotions he hasn't felt in 16 years, and Hermione begins to feel these emotions for the first time in her life...R&R! Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,953 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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The Dark Side of the Moon reviews
Eight years after Harry defeated Lord Voldemort, Hermione is trying to move on, until a shadow from the past returns and changes everything. HBP Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Charm Away the Storm reviews
Who have these three children discovered in their barn? How long can they keep him safe? Based on the film 'Whistle Down the Wind'. HBP Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Severus S.
The Golden Heart reviews
HBP SPOILERS. “There’s nothing to think about Professor Granger, you’re engaged to Mr Weasley, we all make mistakes some time.” Is Snape just making fun of Hermione, or do they really have a chance? SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,016 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Nearly Everything reviews
Guide entries for several random things, R&R
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005
The Night The Potters Died reviews
“So what then,” he said, “is it that I am asking you to do? Well, I believe that you must find out as much as you can about the night the Potters died.” HBP SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
From The Cradle To The Grave reviews
Sequel to Here Forevermore. Hermione's 7th year, can she balance school with her new found love? AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,721 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Film reviews
What would the Guide say about the movie?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Here Forevermore reviews
Hermione arrives at Hogwarts in her 6th year with her mind all jumbled up does she really feel something for her Potions teacher? Severus Snape has been spying for the Order all summer, but when he returns does realise his new feelings? AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,790 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Working Out in the Real World reviews
Harry's summer before his 6th year's full of activities; Work experience, visiting Fred and George. The threat of Voldemort still looms overhead though. My first Fanfic. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Harry P.
Things Are Never What They First Seem reviews
Harry is having a weird summer. Things keep turning up where and when he least expects them. What is he going to do? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Harry P.
Random's Birthday reviews
Guess what? Yes, it's Random's birthday. With Arthur she travels to Milliways and generally get up to a whole sort of general MishMash. Aspects and characters from radio series as well as book. Set during Mostly Harmless R&R
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 9/4/2004
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