Hey everyone, it is appreciated if you do actually read the Author's Notes at the beginning and end of stories. There is usually a reason why they are there and it usually has to do with polls, questions, opinions, information on future chapters, or such and you miss out on them by skipping them.

NOTICE: NONE OF MY STORIES ARE ABANDONED OR FORGOTTEN! I AM SUFFERING FROM MASSIVE WRITER'S BLOCK ON MOST OF THEM AND AM TRYING TO WORK THROUGH IT. SO PLEASE BE PATIENT AS I AM TRYING TO UPDATE THEM ALL, MY BRAIN IS JUST NOT HELPING ME DO SO QUICKLY. ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THEM UP OR DO THEIR OWN VERSION IS WELCOME TO, JUST MESSAGE ME FIRST, BUT I WILL FINISH THE FICS THAT I HAVE STARTED.

For anyone wanting something new to try, I have over a THOUSAND ideas on my to write list and am MORE than WILLING to share them with anyone wanting to try something new and/or fun or maybe to just get inspiration for your own ideas. Around 390 are Naruto based, 465 are all different with NO Naruto at all, and 151 are Lemon centric fics with most being and/or involving Naruto. They cover a WIDE range of topics and items, especially the Naruto ones, so just let me know if you are looking for something specific and I will let you know if I have any fitting that criteria, and how many of said criteria if I do have any.
I DO plan on writing them all, I'm just being realistic that it may take a LONG time and some ideas I, and others, believe should be written soon and read by people so I figured this would get it done faster.

ME

Age: 24

Sex: Male

Favorite Color: None

Favorite Naruto Pairings: Naruto X Female Harem

Naruto X Kyubi

Naruto X Tsunade

Naruto X Samui

Naruto X Hinata

Naruto X Haku

Naruto X Mei

Naruto X Mabui

Naruto X Hinata's mother

Naruto X Biju

Naruto X Female Jinchuriki

Naruto X Mothers

Naruto X Older Women

Naruto X Women

Favorite Luffy Pairings: Luffy X Female Harem

Luffy X Nami

Luffy X Robin

Luffy X Hancock

Luffy X Vivi

Luffy X Nami and Robin

Luffy X Nami and Nojiko

Luffy X Boa Sisters

Luffy X Women

Favorite Ichigo Pairings: Ichigo X Female Harem

Ichigo X Orihime

Ichigo X Rukia

Ichigo X Rangiku

Ichigo X Yoruichi

Ichigo X Unohanna

Ichigo X Soifon

Ichigo X Soifon X Yoruichi

Ichigo X Orihime X Rukia

Ichigo X Tia

Ichigo X Women

Favorite types of Stories: OP/Godlike Naruto

OP/Godlike Luffy

OP/Godlike Ichigo

OP/Godlike Main Characters

TYPES OF CHARACTERS:

Good: They are the good guys and try to do what is best for everyone and stop evil while giving villains a chance to change for the better. Like Superman

Light: They are more attuned to the good side of things but they aren't into the whole multiple chances and redeeming bad guys. Like Ghost Rider or Red Hood.

Grey: They look out for only themselves and those they consider friends or Allies. They are essentially like Red-X: No one's side but their own.

Dark: They aren't friendly with the good guys, but they aren't going out of their way to remove them either unless they are a threat. They pick an area and control it for themselves and don't let anyone interfere with their running of things while doing what they please when they please. Like Jackie Estacado, Gato from Naruto, or Arlong from One Piece. They also can be heroes like the Punisher who decide that certain people just need to be put down and they don't show any of the normal traits of the good guys when they do it.

Evil: They are the baddest of the bad and want to rule, kill, or enslave everyone and will destroy everyone who gets in their way. Like Madara Uchiha, Thanos, or Darkseid.

LEAST FAVORITE/DISLIKES: Anything that tries to remain Canon even when they are changing stuff and I am not talking about the order of events, I mean them wanting the same pairings, the same deaths, the same outcome of fights, how the fights went, and everything else which basically means that the people added one thing that should have completely changed things but decided to not change anything: If I wanted Canon, then I would read the Manga or watch the anime.

Main Characters being wimpy, pathetic, or just worse than they were in Canon or in Naruto's case as bad as in Canon

Male X Male pairings: I have no problem with them personally, but they are not my thing.

Challenges

NOTE FOR ALL CHALLENGES: I am NOT Adamant on some of the rules, meaning they can be negotiated or altered depending on what you want to do with the fic. Message me if there is something you want to change and we will discuss it.
Names are up to you since I mainly just had names there for what I was calling them

Challenge 1) Naruto and Darksiders crossover: The Demon Prince: Due to the sealing, Naruto becomes a Half Demon and gains the attention of Samael, who comes to Konoha and takes Naruto to train and Naruto becomes the Demon Prince of Hell with Samael bringing in souls from different areas of Hell to train him while Lilith trains him in seduction, pleasing and taking women, and breaking women into his servants. After decades, as time passes differently in Hell, Naruto returns to Konoha for the graduation and begins making waves throughout the nations with Kyubi (female) as his servant, bodyguard, and slave as he takes crap from no one and breaks anyone that tries to get in his way.

Rules: 1) Naruto must be OP, smart, badass, and destructive while also cruel to those who crosses him

2) Naruto's main summoning contract is one Samael gives him to summon various demons to serve their Prince. They can be from Darksiders or from other items if you want.

3) Kurenai, Konan, and Samui must be paired with Naruto, they must be willing (meaning he doesn't take them as a punishment, a slave, or conquest), and they must be loving and seductive towards Naruto, not their normal prude selves. They also must be more loyal to Naruto than ANYONE/THING else and are willing to kill anyone for him and (if you are so inclined) enjoy any women he has as they will be his alpha women.

4) Naruto must NEVER break a deal he makes unless the other party breaks it first

5) Kyubi must be his loyal servant, however, you can decide if he/she was broken by Naruto, Lilith, Samael, or a combo of them. You can also decide if Kyubi is his servant in just that or if female, she joins his bed when he wishes.

6) Tsunade, Anko, and Shion must be paired with Naruto, but you can choose how they come to be with Naruto (meaning they can be slaves, willing servants or wives to him, or he gains them through some means like they are punished by the Hokage or some such).

7) Fu, Yugito, Gaara, Matatabi, Chomei, Shukaku, Itachi will be his servants/allies and you can pick if they are paired with him or not (I would prefer Itachi and Gaara be female in this case if paired)

8) Hitomi Hyuga (Hinata's mother), Mikoto Uchiha, Mito Uzumaki, Kushina Uzumaki must be brought back with Naruto from Hell (you can pick the reasons they are there and they trained Naruto in case you are wondering) and must be his servants and AGAIN, you choose if they are paired with Naruto or not.

9) Hiruzen is NOT to be killed in any way by Naruto (meaning Naruto and his servants can't kill him) as he will support Naruto, whether that's for caring about Naruto, he doesn't want Naruto to unleash armageddon on the village, Naruto agrees to not kill Hiruzen in exchange for something, or another reason entirely is your choice

You do not need to limit yourself to the women I listed; you can bash whoever the hell you want so long as it is Not Hiruzen, Kurenai, Samui, or any of the women that are with him when he returns to the village.

I have four women from outside of Naruto I would LIKE to see in here and paired with Naruto and these are an area you can put them in: Cattleya from Queen's Blade as Tenten's Mother; Melpha from Queen's Blade as Shion's teacher; Poison Ivy as a victim of Orochimaru's experiments; and Diana Prince/Wonder Woman as a member of the Nadeshiko Kunoichi.

Weapons, fighting styles, jutsu, powers, and general brutality in combat are up to you, but I would like to see at least one actual weapon utilized by Naruto.

Pm me if you want to take the challenge or maybe get more information on certain details.

Takers: "The BadAss Writer"

Challenge 2: Naruto: The Beast Within (you can change the name): Naruto has an old bloodline that lets him channel aspects/powers/skills/unique traits of any animal, bird, fish, or insect that he wishes and it grants him power of the animal such as the speed of a cheetah, the strength of a gorilla, the regeneration of a starfish, spit poison like a cobra, the wings of a bat, and more while also being able to communicate with animals. Not only that but he can also help others with their connection to animals. Naturally, this makes him an ally of the Aburame and Inuzuka with Shino and Kiba being his best friends/brothers as Naruto has the greatest Alpha aura and personality of anyone and they are his second in commands in the hierarchy of their team. Naturally, the three are a terror to their enemies as they have better coordination and team dynamic than the Ino-Shika-Cho trio and will take on anyone that tries to harm their pack/hive.

Rules 1): Kiba and Shino must be his teammates and Kurenai is to be their sensei and Anko can help if you want.

2) Kurenai, Hana, Haku (female), Tayuya, and Temari are paired with Naruto and they are very open about their love and lust for him (basically they are like Anko is except they aren't dressing like her all the time and have no shame about being with him intimately).

3) Naruto must be badass, intelligent, cunning, stealthy, and a real alpha male. Do NOT make him an idiot or dunce.

4) Kiba and Shino are NOT to die at any point in the fic, except for if you plan to have Naruto use his powers to let them "evolve"

5) Isaribi is to be paired with Kiba and Suzumebachi is to be paired with Shino, all other pairings are at your discretion.

6) At least Naruto is promoted after the Chunin Exams

7) Kyubi is not to be an asshole and can NOT be a woman unless she is paired with Naruto or takes a mothering role

8) Naruto's team does or joins all the big missions done in the anime/manga

9) Naruto can sign however many contracts that you wish though I would personally like to see something other than toads or snakes, but not mythical creatures please they are done WAY too much

10 Kiba, Shino, and Naruto's girls are to be loyal to him and their family unit over anyone/thing else and the same goes for Kiba and Shino's girls as they are loyal to them and the family unit over anything/one.

I would like to see Mei, Mebuki Haruno, Karui, Kurotsuchi, Shizune, Kin, and Karin be among those paired with Naruto, Kiba, or Shino but it's not something that HAS to happen for me to fully enjoy the fic.

Other than that, go crazy just don't make it so you basically have a badass Naruto with canon events still happening as they did in the anime/manga (meaning don't have him getting his ass kicked every fight)

If you are interested or want to hear some of the other things Naruto could do, then PM me and we can talk about the items you want to know about or the fic itself.

Challenge 3: Naruto and Warcraft crossover: Neo Demon Hunter (you can change the name if you wish): Illidan Stormrage has been searching for an heir to carry on his legacy as the last true Demon Hunter of the Night Elves and some deity out there heard his pleas. As a result of the sealing of Kyubi, Naruto became a half demon with tremendous power and attracted Illidan Stormrage’s attention. Illidan arrived at Naruto’s world and took the boy before training him in multi-class combat tactics as he discovered that Naruto held abilities to more than one class and had his best train him in their own forms of combat. Illidan, Kael’Thas, and Vashj also trained him in Night Elf, Blood Elf, Naga, Demon Hunter, Storm Witch, Blood Mage, and Demon combat with Kyubi aiding as well as he is dying and Naruto would make a fine successor. However, when Naruto was coming of age and was due to fully take on his demon blood, Illidan had to send the boy back to his world to hide him from Kil’Jaedan, who wanted the demon energy he sensed that could rival his own if given enough time to prepare. Illidan left Naruto with a set of weapons, skills, powers, and armor and a contingent of his strongest warriors, Naruto’s loves, and Naruto’s best friends under his command.

Rules: 1) Maiev Shadowsong, A Succubus, and a Blood Elf must be paired with Naruto as his devoted loves before he goes back to the Elemental Nations

2) Naruto will not serve ANY village and will instead build his own area of control and you can pick where he sets up, though he can work for the villages as a mercenary to build a reputation

3) Naruto must use Warglaives as his primary weapon

4) Fu, Mikoto Uchiha, Kurotsuchi, Shizune, and Konan must be paired with Naruto and are his willing, devoted, loving, and seductive lovers

5) Anko, Yugito, Samui, Karui, Mei, and Tsunade must be his servants/concubines/slaves. Your choice if they are willing, taken, or something else.

6) Naruto MUST have enough Blood Elf, Naga, Demon, Night Elf, Broken Draenei, Orcs, Ogre, and Troll soldiers that he can properly defend his turf

7) Naruto MUST return to Outland at some point to kill Kil'Jaeden and free his father figure from being oppressed

8) Illidan must be paired with Lady Vashj and not care about Tyrande any longer

9) Naruto at some point must go to Azeroth and will make Tyrande Whisperwind and/or Jaina Proudmoore his servants/concubines/slaves. If this occurs during his training or after he's gone to the Elemental Countries is up to you

10) Jiraiya, Hiruzen, Himura, Hiashi, Onoki, Sasuke, Orochimaru, the Akatsuki (minus Konan), and most of the Leaf Village are to be Naruto's enemies. Danzo and Koharu are actually going to be supportive of Naruto, how and why for all of it is your choice

11) Akama the Broken Draenei of Outland is to be Naruto's Right hand man in his campaigns

How and why the above occur is all up to you

Requests (meaning not required, but would like to see): 1) Hinata's mother becoming Naruto's servant willingly

2) Gaara joins Naruto, I would ask that he then take Mebuki Haruno and Sakura as his servants/lovers.

4) Ayame Ichiraku, Tsubaki, Suzume, and/or Shiho be Akama's servant(s)

5) Instead of Sai, use Nemu from Bleach and have her become another servant for Naruto

If you want to take this challenge or get more info, then please PM me.

Challenge 4: Naruto and Warcraft 3 crossover: The Lich King Reborn: Arthas seals his soul and power into Frostmourne and asks Jaina to send it away with her magic. It lands in the forest of Death where it sits there waiting for it's new master. Fast forward decades later and Naruto discovers an ancient blade in the Forest of Death during the second exam and upon taking it gets the soul of the last user fused with him. He learns from the soul, whose name is Arthas, that he was a being named the Lich King and is willing to help Naruto grow in power and strength. Naruto then learns about his blade and starts hearing the souls of those who died in the forest crying out to him. One in particular catches his attention and he vows to make the people in the village pay for their treachery against the Uzumaki, but not before he has his ownfun with them. Naruto takes his remaining time for the second exam to train and grow in his new powers before continuing the exams and crushing the fools who dared to stand in his way. Naruto will command the dead, destroy all who stand before him, break the ones who are responsible for his family’s deaths, take any women he wants, and change the world to his own desires.

Rules: 1) Naruto must be a badass, OP, smart, wise, butcher of his enemies, and leader of anyone loyal to him.

2) Tsunade, Yugito, Mei, Mito, Kushina, Kurenai, Karin, and Ryuzetsu are to be his devoted, loving, and seductive wives and happily help him with anything he wants including punishing any servants/slaves.

3) He will revive Mikoto, Hitomi Hyuga (Hinata's mother), Biwako Sarutobi (returned to her prime of course), Mito, Rin, Haku, and Pakura and they all but Mito will be his slaves/servants (you choose if they are willing or not)

4) Shizune and Haku are to be a willing servants, or at least become willing after Naruto claims them.

5) Naruto is NEVER to forgive someone who crossed him or his clan

6) Danzo is to be an ally since he and Naruto have similar ambitions and Danzo has nothing to do with anything Naruto is pissed about

7) Cured Kimimaro, cured Itachi, and revived Zabuza will be Naruto's right hand men

8) Naruto will kill Hiruzen at least during the invasion after vocally stating his betrayals of Naruto and his clan (he can kill Orochimaru if you want)

9) Jiraiya, Himura, any of the clan heads of your choice, Onoki, A, the Akatsuki, Orochimaru, and Hiruzen are on Naruto's shit/hit list.

10) Naruto's main weapon will be Frostmourne

Other than these things, go nuts.

Thing I'd like to see: Naruto will NOT abandon Konoha as he will rebuild it in his own image, use it as his power base, rule it, and then spread his control. If you want him to rebuild Uzu instead, go right ahead.

Suggestions: 1] Give Mabui, Karui, Emi, Ayame, Yugao, and/or Koyuki to Zabuza, Kimimaro, and Itachi (you choose who gets who)

2] Have Naruto and Tsunade's relationship start with them gambling and drinking together

3] Have Naruto get Shizune as a servant because of a bet with her.

Message me if you are interested or want to discuss anything.

Challenge 5: Overlord, DC, Marvel, and mass crossover: The Lord of Titans: The Overlord line had been broken, no one had been the rightful ruler to be Evil incarnate in generations and the minions were impatient to find a new master. Well, their wait has come to an end. The battle with Trigon was not going well at all. Even when Raven stood up to him, he still wouldn't go down. In desperation, Robin unleashed his inner powers and abilities that he had suppressed since he was a child before he and Raven destroyed Trigon. The powers changed him physically and a bit emotionally and Raven was there supporting him while his powers sent shockwaves across the worlds alerting the Tower Heart to a master. However, Robin faced persecution for what he did and decided to leave the Titans and Jump City with Raven leaving with him and they made a living their own way before the Minions found them and brought him to a new dimension where the Tower resided. He takes the title of Overlord and decides he's done playing hero and that it's time he started taking what he wants, starting with Raven as his woman. Knowing he can't take his world at his current strength and will need new allies and soldiers to win, he begins with the dimension he is currently in before moving on to claim more realms/dimensions/worlds before going back to claim his world.

RULES: 1) Robin will take over the realm that the Tower resides in, you can choose what realm it's in.

2) Raven is to be his queen/alpha/main pairing

3) Robin will have powers, what they are is up to you though Overlord Spells are obvious

4) Robin MUST return to his realm and at least have an area under his control

5) Robin must claim at least 1 woman from each realm he goes to

6) Robin will recruit soldiers/servants/commanders from each realm he goes to regardless of if he takes over it or not

7) Robin, regardless of alignment, must fight Batman, Superman, and the titans and either gets a draw or win

8) Harley Quinn, Talia Al Ghul, Catwoman, and Wonder Woman will become lovers of Robin, how and why are your choice

9) Starfire will become Robin's servant and slave alongside Blackfire, how and why are your choice, or at best Starfire will be a concubine or Beta-queen for Robin and Raven.

Message me if you are interested

Quotes

"In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame it's inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law, to pursue natural Justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance, punishment." The Punisher.

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted. To say nothing is true is realize that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions and we must live with the consequences whether glorious or tragic." Ezio Auditore Da Firenze.

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you NOT to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." -Maryanne Williamson.

"You can't be immortal, but you can make people remember your name for a thousand years." Red Haired Shanks.

"'Sic vis pacem para bellum.' Latin, If you want peace, prepare for war." -The Punisher.

"Once in a long while, a fool comes along who, having set his sights on something, won't quit fighting 'til he dies. It's a real nuisance to have a feller like that for an enemy. Whether he wins or loses this fight, I admire a man like that." Red Shoes Zeff.

"Even a man bristling with powerful weapons, can be skewered by the spear of true grit. In the end, it's not about weapons because grit counts more than steel." Red Shoes Zeff.

"These things cannot be changed: An inherited strength of will, one's dreams, and the ebb and flow of the ages. As long as people hunger for freedom, these things will exist." Gol D Roger.

"When is it that you think people die? When they are shot through the heart? No! When they get ravished by an incurable disease? No! When they eat a poisonous food? No! People die when they are no longer remembered by anyone. That, my friends, is when a person truly dies." Dr. Hiruluka.

"A single person's happiness, is everyone's happiness. A person's anger, is everyone's anger. A person's sadness, is everyone's sadness. You have no reason to feel guilty over how you feel."

"A lesson without pain is meaningless. Because you can't gain something without sacrificing something in return. But, once you've withstood the pain and overcome it... You will gain a hear stronger than everything else."

"You can insult me, pour food and drinks on me, beat me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh it off and enjoy my life. However, if you ever insult or harm one of my friends then you are asking for a fight." Red Haired Shanks.

"He, who desires peace, let him prepare for war. He, who wants victory, let him train soldiers diligently. He, who wishes a successful outcome, let him fight with strategy, not at random. No one dares to challenge or harm one who he realizes will win if he fights."

"No, I am not a well man... But I have a lot of fun." Alton Brown.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

"We are not retreating... We are simply advancing in a different direction." General Douglas MacArthur

"I believe in the sun, even when it is not shining. I believe in love, even when I don't feel it. And I believe in God, even when he is silent." Unknown, but was written in a stall in Germany during the holocaust

"Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't." Oskar Schindler.

"Which is better: To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" Paarthurnax (Skyrim)

"The curse of much knowledge is often indecision." Paarthurnax (Skyrim)

"You must push the world harder than it pushes back." Paarthurnax (Skyrim)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98/100 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.