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Joined 07-27-04, id: 641770, Profile Updated: 03-30-13
Author has written 12 stories for His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, South Park, and Les Miserables.

Salvete and pax intrantibus.

I'm Amelia. My presence is a bizarre one. All of these fics were begun in high school, and only one was continued past it: The Irreparable Abandonment of a Thinking Being. Not uncoincidentally, that is the only one I encourage you to read. As for the others, read at your own risk; there be dragons in this here archive. I have only taken down the worst of the worst; for the most part, the layers of embarrassing obsessions are forever frozen like foliations in the fossil record. It's a matter of principle, you see.

I've written stuff for, in no particular order, His Dark Materials, The Triplets of Belleville, When the Wind Blows, "South Park," Harry Potter, L'Étranger (which, for reasons I can understand, does not have a category), Les Misérables, and various crossovers between them; I dabbled in AU, went through a major slash phase, and nearly all of my stories are incomplete. Plotlines for my major ones were at one point mapped out, but I'm no longer 15, so that's that. All "South Park" stories, including "Fierté Dedans," are on permanent hiatus; I do have unposted material, so if you're really curious, for some damn reason, you can contact me. The Triplets of Belleville and When the Wind Blows vagaries will probably also never be finished––nor, however, do I plan to delete them. As for Manifold, I would like to complete it, but I am not sure when that is going to happen; if I knew I had readers I would be more motivated.

I take none of it seriously except for the things involving L'Étranger and Les Misérables (and even the L'Étranger fic reads like a bad Nabokov imitation). The "South Park" stuff embarrasses me terribly, but it is of historical interest, so up it stays. Manifold I am also not so embarrassed about, less because I am pleased with the quality of the writing—I'm not—and more because I still think it was a good concept. My absolute favorite thing is taking fascinating side characters and giving them their own backstory. Which brings us to my plea that:

If you read anything, read Irreparable Abandonment; despite the slow updates, it has an arc, and a helluva one at that. Expect to be enlightened about Chenildieu's motivations during the Champmathieu trial. And if you like it, I humbly implore of you to review, favorite or follow—any of the above—so that I know you exist. Without that, I assume no one's reading!

I plan to move the Les Misérables content to AO3 when I can get an account. In the meantime, you can find me on tumblr at

A propos of nothing, I always wanted my pen name to be La Saboteuse, but that name was and continues to be taken.

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Two Years by spiderfire reviews
In his sixth year, Jean Valjean escaped Toulon, only to resist arrest when he was caught. He was sentenced to two years in double chains, which meant chained to his bed, for resisting.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Valjean - Complete
The Changer by Geheymer Maggid reviews
"There was in Paris, at that period... an ingenious Jew, whose business it was to change a rascal into an honest man." Léon Glück is the Changer, but doesn't seem to be enjoying his job very much, especially once two particular bandits make an appearance. Super minor character. Oneshot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Babet, Gueulemer - Complete
Lunch Period: A Pointless High School Fic by PhantomInspector reviews
Uh-oh. Javert, Valjean, and Fantine have been turned into a trio of 21st century teenagers! Just a pointless fic that will hopefully make you laugh, but will more likely make you cry or turn red with indignation. Inspired by an ep. of Ned's Declassified.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Anomaly by Archaeosine reviews
Some thoughtcriminals can't be cured with rehabilitation. Told from the POV of a fictitious Outer Party member named David Kensington.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
There's Always Tomorrow by Bagatelle reviews
Memories of a military academy, corrupt superiors, and family secrets make up the legacy of two young veterans: how they met, became friends, made each other stronger, and grew apart over the years. GregoryChristophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,889 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Gregory, Christophe
Insanity Bleeds by XxHDMxX reviews
We are all humans, we strive to get what we want because we're selfish monkeys. Kenny always.. and never got what he want. Now that figments and insanity knocks at his door, we go through his life of heartaches, murder, and never happy endings. EPILOGUE!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,848 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005
Softly by Bagatelle reviews
Bart: I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.:::Bart and Milhouse in the treehouse after school, and Bart considers the family factor and feels something...out of place. Take it as you will.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2005
I Go Back by Vcorrigan reviews
A very familiar French boy has returned, turning Kyle's world upside down. What will ensue from Christophe's return? Pairing ChristopheKyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,025 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Alone With Death by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. ...I pounded on the door with the little strength I had left. By that time, I had absolutely no more feeling left in my hand, as well as half my body... PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Stan M. - Complete
South Park Strikes Back! by Reya-Doombringer reviews
Set almost immediately after the movie. Stan is unsure about his feelings twards Wendy; The Mole aka Chistophe is back; and Kenny is the new Jesus! Rated PG-13 for unsensored swareing mostly. Please R&R! ('Tis my first fic!)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004
The Four Ply by GoodyAce reviews
Jerry's new girlfriend is quite the treasure. Kramer's new job is hot off the press. George learns that "X" marks the spot. Elaine's a giving person, but she's not in the giving mood.
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2004
Some Scars Cannot Be Healed by Eraina reviews
[Triplets of Belleville] (May not be suitable for children under 13.) Champion's captivity in Belleville has taken a greater toll than Madame Souza knows. First Triplets fanfic on! Moved to Misc. Movies in hopes of getting more reviews.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
Little Boy by Chaotica reviews
A little boy who can't see what he's meant for just yet.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/17/2002
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A Lucrative Specialty
"A small country-house in the neighborhood of Balaguier was at that time the dressing-room of escaped convicts—a lucrative specialty."
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Valjean, OC - Complete
The Irreparable Abandonment of a Thinking Being reviews
Chronicling some of Valjean's time in Toulon: Chenildieu is assigned to Valjean, in what will be a five-year partnership.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Valjean
The Bagnard and the Bohemian reviews
Tagline: "My husband is in hell. Yet he is on this earth." Standalone--might expand, if requested. A day in the life of Javert’s parents--before he was born.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Manifold reviews
Remember the guy from TAS who is given a passing mention? Who got put in a dungeon because of his calabi-yau manifold? This is his story. Bad summary...take a look?
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/13/2004
Execution in Algiers reviews
L'Étranger" aka "The Outsider" aka "The Stranger" by Albert Camus. Account of the last moments of Meursault's life by a spectator at his execution. Yes, yes I DID write Camus fanfiction. I did.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Fierte Dedans reviews
Fierté dedans," French for "pride within." Among the Mole's dying words. But thanks to Kenny, he's alive, a teenager, and entangled between the affections of Kyle and Gregory. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
College Town reviews
A parody of the song Mountain Town, based on the town I live in.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005
Another Crossover Thing reviews
The South Park characters have daemons, as in His Dark Materials. Basically, they have externalized souls in the forms of animals that best reflect them...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2004
Kyle Broflovski has grown up reviews
[CH 3 UP] This has got to be the lamest title ever, I know. Anyway, this is my homage fic to Kyle Broflovski. He's grown up now. The chapter breaks make no sense :D
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004
Death of a Specimen reviews
This story is based off of the book When the Wind Blows (and, to a lesser degree, The Lake House) by James Patterson. The main character is my OC, Sarah Lindiaci, but
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2004
Goodbye, Juliana reviews
Snape fans come forth. And even if you hate him, this just might be for one ever told you that Snape had a cousin. A protective cousin. See Snape in his young, troubled days at Hogwarts. See my OC and boo her, if you wish. Rated for mild profanit
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Champion and Sonya reviews
CHAPTER 2 NOW UP! A His Dark Materials-The Triplets of Belleville crossover. Champion Souza, the cyclist hero of The Triplets of Belleville, discovers his dæmon. More but no room to describe it here.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004
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