Colourful-Mess
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Joined 07-28-04, id: 642029, Profile Updated: 12-17-09
Author has written 6 stories for Holes, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

Previously Brand-New-Red-Head

Also previously just-another-random 2991

My name's Susie. I'm 18, Scottish, and write far more than is healthy. I don't write fanfiction so much any more, but sometimes I have an idea that I just have to get down. If you want to read some of my original fiction (this is mostly fairly old stuff I wrote when i was about 15, but I plan to put some new stuff up some time), I'm on fictionpress.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/563306/

My Fics

Kicking and Screaming - Holes fic - The D-tent boys are pissed off when they hear a new girl called Ashley Warren is coming to CGL, so they're pretty relieved when Ashley turns out to be a guy. However, Ashley turns out to be a complete thug. He's been done for joyriding, kidnapping, GBH, breaking and entering, arson... but they couldn't pin him down on more than one charge (like Al Capone). So if he's such a heartless thug, why are there tears on his pillow at night? Rates for swearing and violence. COMPLETE

10 Things I Hate About You - Artemis Fowl Poem - A little five-minute poem written from Holly's POV, based on the poem from 10 Things I Hate About You. Arty/Holly shipping. A bit cheesy, but that's why I love it! COMPLETE (one shot anyway, so it would be complete)

It's All Coming Out - Holes fic - Slightly lighter than my last Holes one. The D-tent boys are in the rec room when a minor earthquake causes the door to slam and become blocked. Mr Sir (reluctantly) sends for help, but it turns out that help won't arrive for a few days. Stuck in the rec room with only each other for company, they start to talk and, one by one, the secrets start pouring out. Some funny, some angsty. COMPLETE (at last!)

Checkmate - Harry Potter fic - An angsty Ron oneshot. Set during the chess bit in Philosopher's Stone, it's just everything that runs through Ron's head as he decides whether or not to sacrifice himself. COMPLETE (another oneshot)

An Accident Waiting To Happen - Harry Potter fic - Fred and George are messing around with a time charm. Testing it out, they attempt to move back thirty minutes. Surprise, surprise, they botch it up and find themselves thirty years back, Hogwarts1966. They meet the Marauders, who agree to help them, in return for help in a raging prank war against the Slytherins. Major writer's block right now, might be a while. Chapter 4's in progress, I promise. IN PROGRESS

Zeppelin Rules! - Supernatural fic - Pretty AU. Lucas (the kid from Dead On The Water, remember him?) has been obsessed with the supernatural since Dean pulled him from the water six years ago. So when a demon kills his mum, what else can he do but become a hunter?

That's all for now. Please read my fics and review. But, as I nag at the beginning and/or end of almost all my chapters, keep the criticism CONSTRUCTIVE!

Peace out

C-M

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5505 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 8,856 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6676 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hope by xXStephRheaXx reviews
Series of one-shots on Chris Perry and the life he left behind to travel to the past. Completely edited and finished.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Elise R., Wyatt H. - Complete
Inebriation by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
You see, there were parties. MerlinxArthur. CODA: "You'll probably get me killed for this, you know."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Turn any corner by irnan reviews
She was born in 1836, in Hartford, Connecticut, and no matter what she did, who she became, how long she lived, she just couldn't escape them. That's parents for you. - Pathways 'verse
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Mary W., Ruby - Complete
One Glass Slipper by Writer'sBlock21 reviews
One glass slipper was all it took for Cinderella to become a princess. One golden mask catapulted Lily into the adventure of a lifetime. LilyJames Cinderella. Rated T to be safe. Finished with an epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ten Secrets You Didn't Know About The Marauders by Sadie Lovegood reviews
A response to a challenge in The Reviews Lounge. The Harry Potter 'cliques' get together each for an exclusive interview to reveals their deepest, darkest, and sometimes creepiest secrets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Masterpiece by Ms. Marla reviews
Love is a work of art.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Lil' Sammy by SciFiNutTX reviews
Sam takes a nasty knock on the head, resulting in strange amnesia. He thinks he's five years old. Now Dean has to deal with his big lil' brother and all the trials and tribulations that entails. Ch22 Up. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,840 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Memoirs of a Toothpick Chewer by PB-and-Jelly Beans reviews
Stream-of-consciousness one-shot. What goes on in Squid's head should probably stay in Squid's head. A humorous insight at Squid, his thoughts, and his secret love for television fuzz.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Squid - Complete
Abandoned Past by THUNDERISH reviews
All I got is an abandoned past...[Poem]
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Hatred by Sword Pen reviews
Dark little Basta fic.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Inspection Of CGL by MissSugarQuill reviews
I was asked to go to Camp Green Lake to observe the boys from a normal citizen's point of view. 'Write a report on each boy from one tent,' they requested of me. So I did. And in all my life, I have never met such PSYCHOS.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,005 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Ten Minutes of Your Life by roxierocks reviews
The Macarena? Giant blobs of acid? Hermione dying multiple times? Flying monkeys? And what is up with Oliver Wood's hair? Has the HP world gone crazy? No, that's just us...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2005
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Zeppelin Rules! reviews
Lucas - the kid from S01E03 - has been obsessed with the supernatural since Dean pulled him from the water six years ago. So when a demon kills his mom, what else can he do but become a hunter? And if he finds some spn regulars along the way, so be it!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
It's All Coming Out reviews
The DTent boys are in the rec room when a minor earthquake causes the door to get blocked. Trapped inside, with only each other for company, they start talking. The secrets start pouring out. NO OCs just the DTent boys who we all know and love
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,007 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
An Accident waiting To Happen reviews
Fred & George are messing about with a time charm. Surprise surprise, they mess it up and instead of going back thirty minutes, go back thirty years. In Hogwarts 1966, they meet the Marauders who agree to help them in return for help in a raging prank war
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Fred W., George W.
Checkmate reviews
Set during the Chess scene in the Philosopher's Stone. Ron's POV as he decides whether to sacrafice himself. Angsty, as he feels inferior to his friends, and shows a hidden dislike for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You reviews
A little 5 minute poem, based on the poem from 10 Things I Hate About You. Holly's POV, ArtyHolly pairing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Kicking and Screaming reviews
Ashley Warren is a thug. There's no doubt about it. In CGL for numerous violent crimes, including attampted murder, he makes a huge impression on everyone. So why are there tears on his pillow at night? NO NEW GIRLS! MARYSUE FREE ZONE!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete