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Joined 07-28-04, id: 642162, Profile Updated: 06-02-12
Author has written 13 stories for Shakespeare, LXG, Aladdin, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Dragon Age.

NOTE TO ALL READERS!: Really, I SWEAR I'm working on DRTL. Its just taking a little longer than I expected to write it. Damn Muses.

Hello all! I'm Michelle! I was almost raised by wolves until my parents enterviend. This is my homepage at the infamous fanfiction.net! So, I guess I should put a lil' bit 'bout myself down, shouldn't I?

Personal Info:

Age: 21

Placement- I live in the USA, in the Carolina's... that's all ya'll need to do.

Looks - I'm 5'6", with long brown hair, and brown eyes.

Story Info:

In my fics, I usually put down an OC thats alot like myself. Other times, I'll make an OC thats the exact oppiste of me! But either way, theres always an OC. And always a romance in my storiez. I really hope ya like 'em! Some (more like most) may call them "Mary Sues", but I think lables (on stories or otherwise) suck. Plus, some people like romantic, fluffy, stories.

Favorite...

Quotes:

Movies/TV/Books

I'm feelin' a bit of a draft in my neither reigons. And I mus say, it's quite refreshing!- Rodney Skinner, LXG

Well "'ello" to you too! And need I remind you I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extermities and I mean, ANY of them.- Rodney Skinner, LXG

Where have I been all your life? - Pepe Le Pew

Now why would I listen to your lies? When the journey to the truth is so much sweeter.-Marcus, Underworld: Evolution

There is no honor in starving. - the Minitar, 'The Voyage of the Unicorn'

WHY IS THE RUM GONE!? - Jack Sparrow, POTC

I like you. Therefore, when I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless. - Stewie, Family Guy

Rapunzel, Rapunzel; let down your golden hair extensions! - Snow White, Shrek 3

(Jack Sparrow) My ship, makes me captain! (Barbossa) They be my charts! (Jack Sparrow) That makes you Chart-man! - POTC3

I think I'll go have some pudding. - Luna Luvgood, Harry Potter 5

(Dolores Umbridge ) You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? (Severus Snape) Yes. (Dolores Umbridge) But you were unsuccessful? (Severus Snape) Obviously. - Harry Potter 5

I think I may vomit. - Severous Snape, Harry Potter 5

I have nightmares about birthday parties. - Mikey, TMNT

"Oh, chemist, eh? Do we get to blow something up, then?" - Rodney Skinner, LXG

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo, The Princess Bride

I'm the ghost with the most, babe. - Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

I am your Angel of Music...Come to me Angel of Music. - Erik, Phantom of the Opera

I remain, as always, your obedient servant. O.G. - Erik, Phantom of the Opera

Bumblebee! Quit lubricating on the man! - Optimus Prime, Transformers

Abu goes crazy and jumps on Aladdin's head Abu! This is no time to panic! he sees that they are about to fly into a wall Start panicing... - Aladdin, Aladdin

Ahh! Salam and good evening worthy friend! Please, please, come closer. camera hits him in the face Too close! A little too close! - Merchant, Aladdin

I can't help you! I work for Senor Psychopath now! - Genie, Aladdin

He can be taught! Genie, Aladdin

looking at a script Tonight, the part of Al will be played bya dark, tall, ugly and sinister man. - Genie, Aladdin

Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it GREAT! - Genie, Aladdin

The boy's crazy. He's a little punch drunk; one to many hits with the snake. - Genie, Aladdin

(Aladdin) Trouble? No way! You're only in trouble if you get cau- (Razoul) Gotcha! (Aladdin) I'm in trouble! - Aladdin

Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of the sudden you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so. Not right now. You're getting you're three wishes so SIT DOWN! - Genie, Aladdin

Who dares disturbs my slumber? - Cave of Wonders, Aladdin

But, oh, to be free! Not to have to go "Poof! Waddya need?" "Poof! Whaddya need?" "Poof! Whaddya need?" - Genie, Aladdin

She's smart! Fun! The hair! The eyes! Anything! Pick a feature! - Genie, Aladdin

It's all part of the parcel; the whole 'genie gig'. PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!...Itty bitty living space. - Genie, Aladdin

Being normal isn't neccesarily a virute. Rather it shows a lack of courage. - Franny, Practical Magic

What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula? - Timon, Lion King

(As Pumba from Lion King) Hakuna Matata! (Back to normal) Sorry, I was having an out of movie experince. - Genie, Aladdin 3

(DG) Did you here that?... (Glitch) Yes...no... - Tin Man

Hey, you're not so hot at first glance either, hunny. - Glitch, Tin Man

How about a shave? - Sweeney, Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street

And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! They'll their Who-Pudding...and rare Who- Roast Beast.But there is something I can't stand in the least...Oh no! I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME! - Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Oooooh, somebody stop me! - Mask, The Mask

Remember, remember, the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. - V, V for Vendetta

"Up is down"? Well, that's maddeningly unhelpful. - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 3

How about a magic trick? :pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table: I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear. :Gamble's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who pushes his face into the pencil and kills him: Ta-daa! It's... magical. - The Joker, The Dark Knight

:holding a knife inside Gamble's mouth: Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious? :kills Gamble: - The Joker, The Dark Knight

:to Detective Stephens: Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the...little..emotions. And..you see..in their last moments...people show you who they really are. – The Joker, The Dark Knight

In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies. – Katie, Horton Hears a Who

So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word? – Ned, Horton Hears a Who

Sorry, this is where we get off. slingshots Bad Vlad off tree Cool line, usually I can't think of those things until later. – Horton, Horton Hears a Who

:sung: I can’t fight this feeling anymore! – Jojo, Horton Hears a Who

I FOUND A STICK! - Louis, Princess and the Frog

Fun fact about voodoo, Larry...Can't conjure a thing for myself. - Dr. Facilier, Princess and the Frog

Holy St. Francis! - The Friar, Romeo and Juliet

Only the impossible can do the impossible. - Nicolas de Lenfent, The Vampire Lestat

Actors and actresses make magic. They make things happen on the stage; they invent :they create. - Lestat, The Vampire Lestat

(Louis)You sure this is the right blind voodoo lady who lives in the boat in the tree in the bayou? (Ray) Pretty sure. – Princess and the Frog

(Dr. Facilier) Appearing to read Prince Naveen's palm Were I a betting man- And I'm not, I stay away from games of chance- I'd wager I'm in the company of visiting royalty. (Naveen) Amazed Lawrence, Lawrence! This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm! (Lawrence) Noticing the newspaper, which had a cover story about Naveen's visit, sticking out of Dr. Facilier's pocket Or this morning's newspaper.

Voodoo? You mean to tell me all this happened because you were messing with the Shadow Man? – Tiana, Princess and the Frog

(Tiana) Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chamber maids around your - your ivory tower! (Naveen) glances away Actually, it's polished marble.

Goodness gracious! This is so much to absorb. Let me see if I got this right. If I kiss you before midnight, you and Tiana will turn human again, and then we gonna get ourselves married and live happily ever after! The end! – Lottie, Princess and the Frog

No, no my parents are fabulously wealthy! But they cut me off for being a - notices a leech is attached to his arm LEECH! LEECH! – Naveen, Princess and the Frog

(Lawrence) Prince, I have been looking for you everywhere! (Naveen) What a coincidence, because I have been avoiding you everywhere! - Princess and the Frog

Lawrence! Glad to see you're finally getting into the music. Do you get my joke? Because your head, it's in the tuba. – Naveen, Princess and the Frog

gasps Why look at you! Aren't you just as pretty as a magnolia in May? – Lottie, Princess and the Frog

There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day. – Tiana, Princess and the Frog

(Lottie)Who would've thought the prince had a younger brother. How old did you say you were? (Ralphie) I'm six and a half. (Lottie) Well, I waited this long. - Princess and the Frog

That's an echo, gentlemen. Just a little somethin' we have here in Louisiana. Little "parlor trick," don't worry. – Dr. Facilier, Princess and the Frog

Mom n’ Dad cut ya off, huh playboy? – Dr. Facilier, Princess and the Frog

Shake my hand. Come on, boys, wont you shake a poor sinner's hand? – Dr. Facilier, Princess and the Frog

Family/Friends

(to me) To much RENT for you! - Rissa

Everything pre-fireball is true. - Pastor

I'm having a very negative food experience. - Pastor

(Me) Oh! look! Horsies! (Brooke) Michelle, those are cows.

I've been having hallucinations in my sleeping classes lately. - Smurfy

I guess Shakespere was getting old and wasn't getting any. - Kaity

Do you have ANY idea how much you're basking in the coolness right now? - Rissa

Oh! Leporisies in the Bible! - Abby

It is! It was! It's here! You good! You're right!...I found it. - Jo

I'm probably going to die in a windmill on a flying hill. - Kaity

There is a very odd bird outside my window. - Katie

You can't control who you fall in love with. - My mom

They want to do the do. - Brittni

Pengueins are dead sexy. - archibald the III

Ashley, bringeth thine music hither. - archibald the III

Appearently, people in this class have personallity conflicts if they can't even remember their own name. - Miss Pruitt, Geomatry Teacher

DON'T SHOOT THE FERRET! - Mom

(Ryan) Wait...You like PUCK?! (Kaity) Well...It does rhym with...

I'm a shiney buuuuuuttton! - Kaity

With squirrles! - Ryan

Yes, we are so well in sync, that I know what you want to say even if you don't. - Me

Why would you want to lie? The truth is so much more fun! - Dad

(Me, said about Kaity's Hair) I think you should get it bobbed or layered. One of the two. (Kaity) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Well, sometimes the most true things a person can say is what they say without thinking. - Me

(Kaity) hehe...so im an enigma...sweet! (Me) An enigma is a beautiful thing to be. I wish I was one!

Yes, but who wants to be sane? Crazy is so much more fun. - Me

(Me) Well, you can get all deep and stuff and be all like "The unbalance symbolizes the passion and the unbalance in a pirates life"...or something like that... (Kaity) ...wtf?...

NO! Don't do it! DON'T CALL MR. JUICE! - My sister, in response to me saying Beetlejuice 3 times.

You can't have a comentary on a cartoon. I mean, what are you gonna say? "Yah, this scene took 28 takes because I couldn't draw Michelangelo's pinkie right"? - Katie

What is "free"? There is not such thing as 'free'! Take that word out of your vocabulary. - Luke

That was worse than child labor. - A British woman, after she had ridden on the Bumper Boats at my work

I like to listen to sad songs when I'm drunk... - Liz

If you slow down, life will slow down with you. - Mom

You just have a thing for the Phantom! (Mom, said to me) Yeah. I'm not dening it. He's a musical genius, protective, and a broken soul? Yep...sounds like my type. (Me)

They would let me in with an easily concealed kichen knife...But one look at the katana in my back seat an I was out of there! - Cliff

This is sooooo the suckage. - Cliff

K...So now I have a wife. a girlfriend, a lover, and...a Michelle. - Ryan

No! I'm the biggest slut! - Zac M.

Tim...Never compare your relationship to the Cold War. The Cold War was long, drawn out, and nothing good came out of it. - Erin

If nothing happens...then nothing happens. - Mr. Rickertt, US history teacher

QUOTE!! - Kaity and Me, when we hear something we wanna make a quote

No Opium taking in real life. - Me

What's wrong with NOT wanting to grow up? Grown ups have to worry about taxes...their weight...their life...All kids have to worry about is not getting into trouble. And personally, I think that's pretty easy to do. All you have to do is do what the grown ups HAVE to tell you to do! - Me

It's not that I don't like blood. I do like blood. But blood just seems to lose it's poetic essence when it pouring out of your nose in the middle of the night when you're trying to sleep! - Me, commenting on my nightime nosebleeds

B-b-but I wasn't done Free-Write-Friday-ing! - Kelly

They want to do the do. - Brittni

Pengueins are dead sexy. - Sarah

Ashley, bringeth thine music hither. - Sarah

Appearently, people in this class have personallity conflicts if they can't even remember their own name. - Miss Pruitt, Geomatry Teacher

DON'T SHOOT THE FERRET! - Mom

(Ryan) Wait...You like PUCK?! (Kaity) Well...It does rhym with...

I'm a shiney buuuuuuttton! - Kaity

With squirrles! - Ryan

Yes, we are so well in sync, that I know what you want to say even if you don't. - Me

Why would you want to lie? The truth is so much more fun! - Dad

(Me, said about Kaity's Hair) I think you should get it bobbed or layered. One of the two. (Kaity) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Well, sometimes the most true things a person can say is what they say without thinking. - Me

(Kaity) hehe...so im an enigma...sweet! (Me) An enigma is a beautiful thing to be. I wish I was one!

Yes, but who wants to be sane? Crazy is so much more fun. - Me

(Me) Well, you can get all deep and stuff and be all like "The unbalance symbolizes the passion and the unbalance in a pirates life"...or something like that... (Kaity) ...wtf?...

NO! Don't do it! DON'T CALL MR. JUICE! - My sister, in response to me saying Beetlejuice 3 times.

You can't have a comentary on a cartoon. I mean, what are you gonna say? "Yah, this scene took 28 takes because I couldn't draw Michelangelo's pinkie right"? - Katie

What is "free"? There is not such thing as 'free'! Take that word out of your vocabulary. - Luke

That was worse than child labor. - A British woman, after she had ridden on the Bumper Boats at my work

I like to listen to sad songs when I'm drunk... - Liz

If you slow down, life will slow down with you. - Mom

You just have a thing for the Phantom! (Mom, said to me) Yeah. I'm not dening it. He's a musical genius, protective, and a broken soul? Yep...sounds like my type. (Me)

They would let me in with an easily concealed kichen knife...But one look at the katana in my back seat an I was out of there! - Cliff

This is sooooo the suckage. - Cliff

K...So now I have a wife. a girlfriend, a lover, and...a Michelle. - Ryan

No! I'm the biggest slut! - Zac M.

Tim...Never compare your relationship to the Cold War. The Cold War was long, drawn out, and nothing good came out of it. - Erin

If nothing happens...then nothing happens. - Mr. Rickertt, US history teacher

QUOTE!! - Kaity and Me, when we hear something we wanna make a quote

No Opium taking in real life. - Me

What's wrong with NOT wanting to grow up? Grown ups have to worry about taxes...their weight...their life...All kids have to worry about is not getting into trouble. And personally, I think that's pretty easy to do. All you have to do is do what the grown ups HAVE to tell you to do! - Me

It's not that I don't like blood. I do like blood. But blood just seems to lose it's poetic essence when it pouring out of your nose in the middle of the night when you're trying to sleep! - Me, commenting on my nightime nosebleeds

B-b-but I wasn't done Free-Write-Friday-ing! - Kelly

You actually start caring about your fcking vegtables! - Cliff

For me, walking in just and organized series of falling and catching myself. - Me

Did you have a bowl of Stupid this morning? - Mr. Taylor, Chorus teacher

The Swishy's of Death! - Kaity

He doesn't give a flying fart about us. - Me, explaining Jafar's reaction to Lisa and Sarah in my story

If you don't remember it, you didn't do it. - Kaity, commenting on murder

What do you see around you? (Carl) Trees! (Leigh Ann)

Hello, I'm not gay, but I am Carl. - Leigh Ann

Can't I love the Hub? -Leah

You can feel the tender! - Mom

(Me) I used to could be able to. (Tim) Oh my God. You just made the English language expload infront of my eyes. (Me) Yeah...I'm good at making things expload. (Kaity) Me too!

It's a dream come true, Ma! I'm a goin' after them space cows! - Me

Oh, THAT dagger...I wasn't planning on sticking it in BB's eye...nope, it's an...apple opener..peeler...whatever. - Kaity

(Carl) I'm not sure how good she'd be in a physical fight, but whenever you need spiritual protection...you call Michelle. (Me) Well, you know I DO have a knife in my pocket... (Carl) ...Aaaand she'll cutabtch.

Said as me and 4 of my friends are speeding down the most haunted road in our state at midnight with a blood red moon (Me) Sammy, please let me have a drag of your cigarette...Just one. (Sammy) At this point I don't care. I take a drag (Carl) I didn't know you smoked, Michelle. (Me) I don't.

(Me) Carl, I as long as I can loose my virginity in your car, I don't care about anything else. (Carl) ...I have no problem with that.

(Me) Yeah Carl, get out at the haunted cemetary. Then we'll lock the doors to your car and you'll have to strip to get back in. (Carl) Psh, fine by me! I do that anyway!

We were coming up with weird sex positions, like 'Upside Down Monkey on a Pole' and 'Bionic Seahorse'. – Brittany

Man, I need a shirt that says 'Fangirl at Heart'. - me

If there is an Elven Prince within 20 miles of you, you're going to be attracted to it. - Mom well, I can't argue with that

One day, I'm just going to go deep into the woods and stand in the center of the most seculeded aread I can find and yell out 'I'm here! Take me, I'm yours!' and hope to get lucky. -Me, in reference to the elf magnent line

Misc.

Forget Prince Charming, I'll take the wolf.- Emily the Strange

Some call it stalking...I call it love!- N/A

A friend will bail you outa jail, but a TRUE friend will be siitning next to you saying "Damn...we messed up BIG TIME!" – N/A

You know, it costs a lot of money to look this cheep. - Dolly Parton

Assumed info: Existense of figures. - math worksheet

Someone's in pain...or having fun... - N/A

You know, if your last name was Peppershaker...You'd be Sutl-an-Peper Shaker! - Genie, Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular

When you look into a mirror, your reflection ducks! - Genie, Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular

To be GREAT is to be MISSUNDERSTOOD. - Emerson

Intrests:

Harry Potter

LOTR

Series of Unfortunate Events

The Ann Rice Vampire Chronicals

Nightmare Before Christmas

X-Men

Gorillaz

Disney

RENT

Sherlock Holmes

Hellboy

Underworld

Hellsing (the Anime)

Magic Flute (opera)

13th Warrior

Magical Legend of the Leprechauns

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Midsummer Nights Dream

Shakespeare

Phantom of the Opera

Caberet

Hey Arnold

Transformers

LXG

Characters:

Rodney Skinner (LXG)

Luna Lovegood (HP)

Hermionie Granger (HP)

Legolas (LOTR)

Klaus Baudilaire (Series of Unfortunate Events)

Lestat DeLioncourt (Ann Rice Vampire Choronicals)

Jack Skellington (NBC)

Kurt Wagner (X-men)

Noodle (Gorillaz)

Donald Duck (Disney)

Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes)

Mark Cohen (RENT)

Abe Sapien (Hellboy)

Marcus (Underworld)

Alucard (Hellsing)

Sean Divine (MLOTL)

Weath (13th Warrior)

Papageno (Magic Flute)

Leonardo (TMNT)

Puck (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Desdemona (Shakespeare)

Emcee (Cabaret)

Erik (POTO)

Helga (Hey Arnold)

Bumblebee (Transformers)

Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet)

Genie (Aladdin)

Jojo (Horton Hears a Who)

Dr. Facilier (Princess and the Frog)

Ships:

Harry/Ginny (HP)

Ron/Hermionie (HP)

Jekyll/Mina (LXG)

Rodney/OC (LXG)

Lock/Shock (NBC)

Jack/Sally (NBC)

Maureen/Joanne (RENT)

Angel/Collins (RENT)

Roger/Mimi (RENT)

Mark/OC (RENT)

Hellboy/Liz (Hellboy)

Abe/OC (Hellboy)

Pamina/Tamino (Magic Flute)

Helena/Demetrius (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Puck/OC (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Erik/OC (POTO)

Legolas/OC (LOTR)

Violet/Quigley (Series of Unfortunate Events)

Lestat/OC (Vampire Chronicals)

Kurt/OC (X-Men)

2D/OC (Gorillaz)

Donald/Daisy (Disney)

Sherlock/OC (Sherlock Holmes)

Marcus/OC (Underworld)

Alucard/OC (Hellsing)

Weath/OC (13th Warrior)

Sean/OC (MLOTL)

Leo/OC (TMNT)

Emcee/OC (Cabaret)

Arnold/Helga (Hey Arnold)

Bumblebee/OC (Transformers)

Mercutio/OC (Romeo and Juliet)

Genie/OC (Aladdin)

Jojo/OC (Horton Hears a Who)

Facilier/OC (Princess and the Frog)

Color:

Midnight Blue

Actors:

Tony Curran

Orlando Bloom

Johnny Depp

Will Smith

Morgan "Smurfy" Stewart

Zack Ed

Spencer Rickman

Ryan Pickens

Alan Tudyk

Alan Cumming

Ewan Mcgregor

Robin Williams

Tim Lansburry

Keith David

Actress:

Queen Latifa

Dolly Parton

Nichole Kidman

Reese Witherspoon

Rene Zellweger

Melanie Carivou

Lizzy Adams

Kaity Trojan

Leah Weathermen

Lieghann Thompson

Movie:

LXG (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)

Book:

hmmmm...Can't pick...

Authors (Novels):

Lemony Snicket

H.G. Wells

Edgar Allan Poe

J.K. Rowling

Ann Rice

Sir Author Doyle

CS Lewis

Bands/Singers:

Nickelback

Linkin Park

Green Day

No Doubt

STP

Maroon 5

Puddle of Mud

ACDC

Static-X

Disturbed

Dry Cell

Elvis

Aretha Franklin

Frank Sanatra

Hamond Street (local band...don't really expect anyone to know them)

The Killers

Smash Mouth

Iona

Christina Agulaira

MuteMath

Hawthorn Heights

Fall Out Boy

Gorillaz

Panic! At the Disco

BFG's

Three Day's Grace

Broadway Shows:

Suessical the Musical

Guys and Dolls

CATS

Grease

Music Man

Your a Good Man Charlie Brown

My Fair Lady

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat

Phantom of the Oprea

Sound of Music

Cinderella

RENT

Les Miserables

Meet Me in St. Louis

Little Shop of Horrors

Cabaret

Lion King

Wicked

South Pacific

Strait Plays:

Mousetrap

Bang! Bang! You're dead.

Odd Couple

Steel Magnolias

Romanoff and Juliet

Dixie Swim Club

Rabbit Hole

Anna in th Tropics

One Act Plays:

Mad Breakfeast

Final Dress Rehursal

When Shakespeare Ladies Meet

The Really Hip Adventures of GoGo Girl, Episode 9: Space Vixens with Sassy Attitudes

Books of Love

Boogie Time!

Blueberry Waltz

Mere Mortals

Death of Trotski

Operas:

Magic Flute

La Bohem

Shakespeare Plays:

Midsummer Night's Dream

Othello

Romeo & Juliet

Richard III

Hamlet

Favorite TV Shows:

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ghost Hunters

NCIS

Smoking Gun's World's Dumbest...

...Well, I think that about covers it!... Oh! PS: I am in LOADS of shows. Whether I'm acting, teching, or directing, I'm usually involved in every show my school produces. My updates of very irratic, and I appoligize for that.

Things to Think About:

Why do people hate a story sooo much that they feel the need to bash the author, but then when asked WHY they hate the story, they respond with: "Because!"?

Why do the most legendary people in the arts (Shakespeare, Leonardo DiVinci, Edgar Allan Poe) only get legendary AFTER they die?

Why is it that when a monkey splatter paints a wall, their a genius, but a kid does it and they've made a mess?

Have you ever noticed that fashions circulate?

Is there such a thing as an original idea?

Is there such a thing as an original character that DOES NOT have some of the authors characteristics?

How is it that the goverment-issued history books rave about how the arts have such a profound effect on society, and yet the goverment is slowly cutting off fundings FOR the arts?

Have you ever noticed that genius and lunatic got hand in hand?

Why is it that when a rich person wears black, their sophisticated, but a normal person wears it and their weird?

Gravity is defined as a theory.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass,Hipprincess, MidnightGypsie

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

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The Story of Gibbs' Coffee Girl by The Fictionist Aura reviews
Have you ever wondered how Gibbs gets his perfect coffee every morning? Turns out, he trained someone to do it... Has OC. Series of One-Shots. Has other team members mentioned.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC
Sleeping Beauty by silent-niobe reviews
What if Sleeping Beauty was not a woman? What if they were not a man either, but an elf? Follow Alice in her journey to find out the truth behind the myth and the fairytale. Set in modern times. LegolasOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,655 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Towards Better Things by Zerbinetta reviews
The Hawke family leaves Ferelden before the Blight, believing Tevinter to be a better cover for three apostates. But nothing is surrendered easily in Minrathous, least of all tradition and vengeance. Based on a kinkmeme prompt, eventually Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,845 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
The Future Meets Dr Facilier by Hermioneroxx77 reviews
A young woman lands in the wrong time in her time machine with no way to go home. A voodoo witch doctor escapes the other side. She's naïve and vulnerable. He's smooth and charismatic. Need I say more? R&R! Chapter 10 'The White Hoods' is up!
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,828 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Dr. Facilier
The Guard by OnTheUpNUpJack reviews
Every night Fenris followed her home. A silent guard for her. Neither of them knows why he does it, all they know is someone is going to break.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
To Return A Favour by Oblivion's Tragedy reviews
When a woman walks through a small forest she finds it's MUCH bigger than it looks. She fell down a hill only to find the Fellowship who help her. Greatful, she'll do anything to return the favor and help them with their quest . Tenth Walker. LegolasOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,386 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Legolas
A Beautiful Misunderstanding by Oratorio reviews
Hawke sneaks a peek at Varric's journal one day. She finds out that her infatuation with a certain Tevinter elf may not be as one-sided as she assumed. She decides to go after what she wants - with interesting results. Fluff/smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
BunnymundXReader: Nature's gift by chibichibiichigo reviews
I blame this stupid hole I fall in. If it wasn't because of it, I won't fall in love with a giant bunny. Bunnymund x You.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,573 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bunnymund - Complete
A Gamer Girl's Memoir by Nerdymum reviews
Sara Davis is just your average, every day professional game reviewer for a popular gaming magazine. She claims to have a boring life, until everything changes one night when an unexpected, handsome visitor literally drops into her living room.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,219 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Thane K. - Complete
And We All Fall Down by osbourne20 reviews
Lies and manipulation caused Loki to lose everything: his family, his power, his magic. In the aftermath of battle and exile, perhaps empathy is the only thing that can fill the void left within the Would-Be King and God of Mischief. Loki/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,961 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Loki
Damaged by darkwinggirl reviews
She counts the days, dreading the moment the green-eyed man will disappear as suddenly as he landed on her doorstep wounded and confused, reaching out a hand and stealing her heart without a word. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Eternal Spring by CandiLand95 reviews
Meet April the Spirit of Spring, Bunnymund has been watching over her in secret for over 300 years, crushing on her from a distance. One day Jack finds out Bunny's secret and seeks out his polar opposite only to find her in trouble... What does Pitch want with her? Who was she before she became April? And who will she choose? Warm Bunny or Cool Jack Frost? Bad summary, please read
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,779 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
All It Takes by Ja ne Kat reviews
Because sometimes all it takes is a little stubborness, and they have some to spare. F!mage Hawke/Fenris, Becuase how they get back together is a source of much Fandom Guessing, lucky us! Collection of one-shots spanning the game.IS NOW M!Pic by drathe, my friend sent it to me i have not clue where she got it. i love it though.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Picture Window by Zet Sway reviews
"I will admit that the shortness of your dress is presently entertaining my desires. Specifically because it would take minimal effort to pull it up just enough to discover what lies beneath." Thane/FShep. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
In Darkness, Lies Hope by Night-Fury1 reviews
The Salem Witch trials ripped apart many families... but nowhere near as many as the fae have. Unaware of human intellect, the fae take random humans as pets, and servants to serve them... from simple cleaning to more, 'Graphic' chores. This is how Bunnymund met Jaclyn, and how their adventures began. Rated 'M'...ON HIATUS. Writers block, sorry. Need help, please...?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch
The Hidden Details by pagerunner reviews
In brief: this is what happens when Page starts extrapolating ideas from Thane's alternate appearance options in the game, and then throws Thane and Shep together to... hm... explore the matter. Thane/Shep, early romantic encounter, happens mid-ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Wolf Unchained by Kolibri Halliwell reviews
Fenris has reached Kirkwall, the City of Chains, where he decides to make his final stand against his pursuers and finds unexpected help along the way. f!Hawke/Fenris romance in future chapters, rated M for strong language, violence and sexual themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,304 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
The Merry Healer by saucyferret reviews
Children all over the world are falling prey to a mysterious illness, the Guardians have no idea how to help them and must enlist the help of a young woman with a special knowledge of healing.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Bunnymund - Complete
Warden Stamina by HorrorZombabe reviews
Alistair has a crush on the chubby warden Duncan recruited from the Circle Tower and his crush is causing him an unrelievable ache - which she is happy to help with. Fill for the Dragon Age Kink Meme. Stand alone from the Rare and Wonderful Thing universe. Alistair x Amell, warning very very NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Passages by MidnightMoonCat reviews
After 3 years of tension, Marian Hawke and Fenris find what they are searching for in an unlikely location. Warning - NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Running to the sea by Grimea reviews
A small take on the ME 3 end. The ending I wanted for my Shepard. Rated M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Hidden Identity by JenniferHawke reviews
For three years, Fenris has been silent about their night together. He wants her but is afraid to admit it. When he sees Hawke going to the Blooming Rose, he comes up with a plan to have her screaming his name. Story contains bondage. One shot. M for smut and language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The spirit of music by sparrow99 reviews
My name is Rosalie and I died while trying to save a kid, but why am I still alive? and why am I now the guardian of music? Who are the guardians anyway? This is my story of how I became the spirit of music. BunnymundxOC.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Bunnymund - Complete
A Hawke and Her Beast by Defii reviews
Slight twist AU/cross over with Immortals After Dark. Danarius named Fenris after a wolf for a reason and Hawke, on the full moon, suddenly realizes why that is. So very NSFW. Gift fic for Hatsepsut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Suscitatio by AvyQuinn reviews
For nights – she wasn't sure how many – she'd laid awake in bed, stroking her forearm; clawing it, marking it. And under the skin she could see the dark vein that carried the unlucky liquid of her life. **Kink meme de-anon. Female!Hawke X Fenris. TRIGGER WARNING! Attempted suicide and depressing themes**
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Black Rises 2: Saving Xmas by AnnaNymose reviews
Sequel to Black Rises: Christmas time is drawing near, and the gang is in a flurry of activity as they try to help North prepare for the massive holiday. All of the holiday spirit gets interrupted, though, as Pitch rises again...but this time, he has done something truley horrible, something that could potentially leave the Guardians helpless, the children in more danger than ever
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,973 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund - Complete
The Best Present to Give by Lady Celestria reviews
A little Christmas present for my followers. Hawke holds Christmas at her estate, but what presents are in store for her and her friends this year? Rated M for a sex scene. A secret pairing inspired by MusicalRain!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] - Complete
The Scent of Raspberries by silvergryphon06 reviews
Frustrated at her friends' lack of initiative, and tired of seeing Hawke drown her sorrows, Isabela decides to take matters into her own, deliciously devious hands. Two-shot!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Sebastian V., Hawke (F)] - Complete
Head of the Household by Azzandra reviews
AU, kmeme fill. Hawke is a magister and after defeating Danarius, she inherits all of his property... including Fenris. Fem!Mage!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,024 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Mage's Escape by Musicalrain reviews
Kinkmeme fill for: Hawke sides with the mages, because of her sister. Then they are on the run. How does Bethany feel about this? Guilt, angst and drama please! - Lots of romance tangles: Past CullenxBethany mentions. Slight F!HawkexIsabela. Past F!HawkexFenris mentions. Hints at Bethris. **Now with bonus Bethris chapter! Bonus chapter rated M for adult content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bethany H., Fenris - Complete
Black Rises by AnnaNymose reviews
In this re-make of Rise of the Guardians, the children of the world are threatened by Pitch's nightmares, but the guardians are in deeper than they thought with Pitch's little sister, Black, helping his reign of fear. Can a bond between Black and the guardians be mended? Can a past friendship re-bloom in the darkest of times?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,002 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Bunnymund - Complete
Burnt Pancakes by MadMadysonn reviews
Hawke prepares a breakfast for Fenris one morning, but Fenris becomes distracted by her choice of outfit. Hardcore adult themes ensue for the first time between the two. Please read and review! Also, enjoy the knowledge that my boyfriend wrote this for me ;D
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Danger by Elesey reviews
When Shepard accidently learns a strange secret about Garrus, her reaction is not what he expected.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Normal by Lady Sorcha reviews
Garrus learns about periods.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Reign Over Tevinter by SkoomaBee reviews
FINISHED! Someone from Fenris' past goes to him in Kirkwall needing his help. Despite his past with betrayal, he can't find it in him to turn this woman down. FenrisxF!OC. A lot of angst, slow buildup. AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 213,647 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Fenris - Complete
Rumors by LibraMoon reviews
CullenxAmell. First person humor. In any close-knit community there is always a problem with gossip. Some words will haunt you forever. rated M
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 145,884 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Alien Attractions by pagerunner reviews
Thane and Shepard's amused observations of an alien bachelor party quickly turn to matters much more personal. Thane/Shep, set during the course of ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
This Means War by Defii reviews
Isabela and Hawke are best friends, but then Isabela starts putting the moves on Fenris much to Hawke's displeasure. Hawke and Isabela vie for Fenris' attention and affection. Hawke attempts to best Isabela at her own game by donning a very out of character and risque garment in a bid to outdo her. NSFW, gift fic. F!RogueHawke/Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Disruptive by Rokubi reviews
Shepard finally works up the courage to make a move on her gunnery officer. Only things don't play out as well as she hoped. That's okay… she thinks. Sometimes things just don't work out. But it seems like he might have said no for very crazy reason. Seriously, how can anybody think that? Set ME2 Garrus/F!Shepard Romance/Humor with M content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
That Damn Skirt! by Defii reviews
Re-posted. Hawke shows up one day in a set of new rogue armor - with a 'very' short skirt. Fenris can't help but be distracted. He can't help but lust and his control was slipping. Little does he know, it was all according to plan. Fem!Hawke/Fenris, NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
You Belong to Me by Mordinette reviews
Shepard makes a pass at Thane, but he turns her down. She tries to move on, gets drunk and starts to flirt with somebody else. Thane does not approve. Takes place in ME2. Rated M for language, alcohol use and sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] - Complete
ME Kink Meme Archives: Generic FShep & Garrus by KSCrusaders reviews
A collection of short fiction from the old masskink meme. Contains some editorial changes from the original kmeme versions, spoilers for ME1 and ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Phone Sex by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard is in love with that voice, and Garrus uses it in the best way he can. Rated M for language, adult stuff, and DAT VOICEKINK.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Opposites Attract by Mirror Rain reviews
When four sisters go home from a night of clubbing, they are attacked by a group of street thugs. In order to escape, they all seperate. A chase begins. Who will save them? L/OC R/OC D/OC M/OC I DON'T OWN TMNT! But if I did...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,912 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010
Control Theories by Evie-Marie87 reviews
Loki is in need of a spy within SHEILD, but magical control is out of the question with Thor present. Loki chooses to try a new method of control with unusual results. Loki/OFC COMPLETE
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Loki - Complete
Wounds Heal, Scars Remain by trs0010 reviews
Cassidy Williams is the cousin of billionaire Bruce Wayne. After abandoning a past in California she can never forget, she hopes for a fresh start in Gotham; but when she catches the eye of Gotham's newest villain, starting over might not be so easy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,384 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - [Joker, OC] Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Awake and Alive by Raven-of-Moraea reviews
From cruel Golden Eagles to thuggish bats, Adina is desperate to leave her old home behind her. But fate has something planned for the Black Racer. And what does the town of Dirt and an old legend have to do with it? Rattlesnake Jake/OC
Rango - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,740 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Rango, R. Jake - Complete
In Her Mind's Eye by EasternViolet reviews
Freedom is a curious thing. It does not make the wanting go away. Nuraya Amell wants to end the Blight, free the mages and see Alistair take the Fereldan throne. Most of all, she wants Alistair. Can she have it all? COMPLETE!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,291 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Amell, Alistair - Complete
Siha by annatheginger reviews
He missed her so much. He couldn't help it. The words fell from his lips before he could stop himself. "Siha."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] - Complete
The Silver Tongue by Seph7 reviews
Loki has an interest he wishes to explore, but most of the ladies of the Asgardian court do not want to indulge him. What else could he do? Takes place before The Avengers. Loki/OC. Please read and review!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki
When Boredom Strikes by Marie-Fanwriter reviews
Shepard gets bored and decides to fix it, what happens when Garrus walks in on her? Plotless smut, no spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Customization by Rokubi reviews
All Shepard wanted to do was change the color of her armor. Simple enough. But when it came to dealing with Garrus Vakarian, nothing was ever simple. F!Shepard/Garrus. Humor and Romance with M content at the end. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Of Gypsies and Thieves by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
A clumsy violinist is a contradiction in terms - yet somehow, Amelia James manages to be just that. When she finds herself in the Hunchback of Notre Dame, she has no idea she's about to be caught up in murder, adventure, and -gulp- romance. Clopin/OC
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,214 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Clopin T., Claude F. - Complete
I'm Going to Stop Talking Now by Ryalla-Swiftwind reviews
Alisair and Shaila get together for the first time. All Fluff. Rated for sensual content. One Shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Everything in its Right Place by phoenixJ reviews
Orphan Lena Price is found by Jim and raised as his sister. When Lena enters Starfleet Academy, she meets Professor Spock and begins a journey of love, pain, and everything in between. SPOCK/OC.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Spock - Complete
Night in the Wards by jhoom reviews
Shepard and Garrus are stuck spending a night together in a hotel on the Citadel. What could possibly go wrong? Kink meme fill. M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Disjointed Daydream by Rayvah reviews
One girl in town just wants to get to know Mr. Gold. Slight Lemon. One-Shot. Mr.Gold/OC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Fortune Favors The Bold by Suilven reviews
What is Anders wearing? Poor Solona can't believe her eyes...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Anders, Amell] - Complete
Stress Test by janiejanine reviews
Isabela flirts with Hawke, and Anders' long-held self-control finally snaps. Rated M for smut and language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Second Chances by Thoughts Left Unspoken reviews
Fenris is haunted by memories of a past life that he shared with Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Primal by UlurNaga reviews
"What would sex be like? With the bipedal you?" Love would know no boundaries. Even if that love was with a transforming robot... Optimus/OC. Contains sex scene, slight smut. Mech/Human interface. Companion fic to Primary Mechanisms.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Kumquats and Persimmons by Emantsal reviews
Who knew bathing a dog could lead to great makeup sex? Hawke and Fenris reunited... and it feels so good. FemHawkexFenris sometime after 'that night'. Please R&R if you get a chance.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Mortimer by RedHeadedViking reviews
Linda Shepard recruits a new member for the Normandy crew. One-shot. Just for fun. Rated M: Shepard and Garrus still can't keep their hands off of each other!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Not Your Choir Boy, Lady Hawke by KiwiDayDreams reviews
A glance into Merrill's Eluvian has Sebastian acting peculiar, and it seems he's got his eye on Hawke. As she tries to find the source of his change, Hawke discovers this new, devious Sebastian might be her dream come true. Kink-meme fill. Mature content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Hawke (M), Sebastian V. - Complete
Gypsy Queen by QuikkSilver reviews
When you've married through duty rather than love, a wedding night can be an uncomfortable - and painful - experience. But sometimes, just sometimes, it's the start of something more. Especially with the King of Gypsies involved.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Clopin T. - Complete
A King's Throne by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Elissa wants to break in Alistair's new throne.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Frolicking through the Forest by Zeden reviews
This story is set with the idea that FHawke and Fenris have a sexual encounter in the forest. The material is extremely explicit.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Pon Farr by La-Femme-Feline reviews
He always struggled with his heritage. But he hated his Vulcan Pon Farr. SpockXOC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Spock - Complete
Dance of the Gypsies by SirAvery reviews
"I always thought that my life would be like any other respectable woman's. My future couldn't be further than that." A young ward of the Archdeacon meets a certain gypsy puppeteer. ClopinxOC
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Clopin T., Quasimodo
Rise Of The Bumblebee by Vanillastar reviews
Jessica is Sam's older sister, while her brother and parents are gone on vacation Jessica is stuck at home in 100 degree heat, with no air conditioner. What is she gonna do? Car!Bumblebee/OC, warning MAJOR SMUT!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,796 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Bumblebee
Mischief by hannahthewordsmith reviews
When Evee Thomas gets home from work to find a strange man sleeping in her bed, her entire life gets turned upside down. As if it wasn't crazy enough before. Loki/OC rating might change, it depends.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,898 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Bonnet, the Plaid, the Kilt and the Feather by thepalehorsevictoria reviews
Helen Hawke married Sebastian Vael. Here, the wedding and the wedding night in all its glorious detail.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Vulcan Medicine by Amanda Larson reviews
The new doctor aboard the Enterprise accomplishes the impossible: she actually manages to make Spock miss McCoy. Original character.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Spock - Complete
Writhe by GoesKaboom reviews
One doesn't get adept at magic without making a few errors. Loki accidentally conjures up a tentacle monster. You can probably tell where this is going... Oneshot
Thor - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Loki - Complete
Tremens Factus Sum Ego by thepalehorsevictoria reviews
Latin for "I am made to tremble," a confession long overdue brings an unexpected response. F!Hawke and Sebastian.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Shiver by BlueBird Blues reviews
Loki falls to the earth after his defeat at the hand of his brother. Forced to recover in a lesser body until his powers return, he is taken in by an unsuspecting human. What will he discover at the hands of the race he has come to despise? Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,276 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki, OC - Complete
Curses and Quests by Kago of the Funk reviews
Laila was a witch training under Saruman. But when he joined Sauron, he cursed her to live a life of solitude. She runs into The Fellowship by chance and follows them out of curiousity. It's not like she has anything better to do. With the help of her friends, will she be able to return to her former self? Adventure ,romance, and comedy! LegolasxOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,332 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Meriadoc B., Legolas, OC
Ma Beaute by danielle134 reviews
Clopin/OC. I am not good at summaries, so you can read and find out for yourself. Image belongs to Crispy-Gypsy from
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Clopin T. - Complete
Music Maker by Diabolicael reviews
A girl is stolen from Midgard. Filled with anger and hate, she slowly grows from the child pet of her kidnapper into a woman with a strong sense of self. Basically a well-written excuse for someone to love Loki when he needs it most. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Loki - Complete
Serves you well by Dreister Dieb reviews
Hawke was desperate. She had tried absolutely everything. Subtlety didn't work on Fenris, neither did rather obvious hints nor blatantly asking for it. The stubborn elf resisted everything. There was only one measure left: blackmailing. SMUT
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Howl by ForeverWar reviews
A normal visit to Fenris's mansion results in a shouting match, with some interesting end results. Fenris/Fem!Hawke. One-shot of Jemma aka TaintedPieces. R&R. Hope you like.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M) - Complete
A Little White Lie by SignCherie reviews
Hawke is awkward with men. To get her to loosen up around Anders, Bethany and Isabela tell her that the apostate is only romantically interested...in other men.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Queen of the Truants by sweeneytoddgurl reviews
Arabella and Clopin are finally together, but more problems ensue as they both try to deal with traumitizing ordeals from their past. SEQUEL to King of the Gypsies, please remember to R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Clopin T.
It's Mutual by Torilund Archer reviews
WARNING: Here be straight-up SMUT between Fenris and f!Hawke from Dragon Age 2, Act 3 when they're back together. Thanks to Gideon Emery and Jo Wyatt for providing such damn sexy voices. Enjoy! I hope.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M) - Complete
Doppelganger by Everything In Its Right Place reviews
Hawke is unwittingly sleeping with a demon disguised as Fenris. Their companions' misplaced blame leads him to the truth. F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Continued Research by Everything In Its Right Place reviews
Fenris and Hawke experiment with a stronger version of elfnip. Sequel to Unexpected Results. F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Therapy by SunnyBurn reviews
While staying at an inn, Hawke and Fenris enlist the help of Isabela to fulfill a fantasy, play a game, and perhaps exorcise some demons… though that could all just be an excuse. Fenris/F!Hawke, master/slave play and some bondage
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Velvet Green, Silken Blue by xXxPhoenixXxRisingxXx reviews
Set years before the movie, Loki lost his Sigyn years ago, but what happens when he comes to collect the prize she had promised him in return for her freedom? Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,303 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Loki
Tattoos of the heart by cvreitzer reviews
Fenris wears Hawke's favor and crest, but Hawke has nothing to return the thought. She gets a tattoo and this thrills and horrifies Fenris. See story for better summary. two shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Spies Like Us by maricsblade reviews
Alistair and Solona spy on Sten and Morrigan. Kink!meme fill.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
The Guessing Game by TaintedPieces reviews
Fenris hears something he shouldn't and it soon leads to a very interesing guessing game. Rated M for a REASON! Enjoy.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Unexpected Results by Everything In Its Right Place reviews
Tinkering with potion creation, Hawke accidentally creates something that can only be described as elfnip. F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
The Many Causes of Anger by littlemizzsmart reviews
Two shot. Sequal to I Would Have You See Me. The causes of anger are not always so apparent. A budding relationship faces its first hurdle.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Loki - Complete
The Challenge by Lywinis reviews
One of Isabela's dares goes too far.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Compromise by TwixtNightAndMorn reviews
Bree Hawke is done waiting for Anders to "do the deed", so Isabela talks her into going straight to the source of her problems: Justice! F!Hawke/Anders, F!Hawke/Justice. Rated M for smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Hawke (F), Justice - Complete
Permission by Josie Lange reviews
A one-shot story born of a Cheeky Monkeys challenge. F!Hawke has just returned from the abandoned slaver den after sending Hadriana to meet the Maker. An apologetic Fenris comes to visit later that evening. Takes place during "A Bitter Pill." Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Amour Courtois by Lywinis reviews
Lady Hawke keeps getting letters from a secret admirer.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Undone by Solain Rhyo reviews
Furious at her decision to let Anders live, Fenris corners Hawke in order to deliver his retribution. FemHawke/Fenris. Rated for violence and sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Ankomst by Solain Rhyo reviews
After three years, Fenris has decided to lay claim to the woman he'd loved and left, if only she'll allow it. FemHawke/Fenris. Rated for sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
DA2Hawkes and Wolves by Banbha reviews
Denarius is dead and the fulfillment of revenge is hollow. Fenris has nothing holding him back, or does he? F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Hoboy by piklejuice reviews
Your basic girl gets dropped into Middle Earth, although hopefully better written. It's fun. And also, the first chapters have been tightened up. And chapter ten is up! Yay.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,789 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas
Fatal Fascination by Chezara reviews
Consumed by a psychotic mind & driven by Instinct, Pyramid Head knows nothing but suffering. But when a young girl escapes the church & crosses paths with the demon, he must fight for his sanity and what he has come to love more than the taste of blood...
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,885 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2007
The Blue Eyed Monster by Lywinis reviews
Sebastian can't control his jealousy when Hawke appears at the head of the stairs wearing something she shouldn't for a night of cards at the Hanged Man.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Hallelujah by Lywinis reviews
Sebastian comes to warn Hawke about something, and completely loses track of what he was talking about. Sebastian/F!Hawke, dream sequence Rated M for content. Spoilers for the end of chapters 1/2 of Dragon Age II.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hawke (F), Sebastian V. - Complete
Samantha by L.O.A.D reviews
A new woman moves to town. Pre-Movie
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
A Tad Unrestrained by lyssalu reviews
Originally a masskink fill. Prompt: "I want to see Thane out of control, insane with need. As in, like, drugged or ill. As in, fast, hot, furious sex." Ask and you shall receive.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Happy Accident by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Concussive Rounds by noobcake reviews
FemShep and Garrus vent their frustrations by shooting each other with concussive rounds. Contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Perfect Future by OliviaMonroe reviews
AU The Star Trek Story told with my own character thrown into the mix. What would you do if you knew what could have been? SpockXOC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,358 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Spock - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Fate Harbor reviews
-First in the Sister Series- Bonnie Scott's plans go awry when there's a mix of espionage, the unexpected appearance of her older brother and an inconvenient romance. Why did romance have to find her when the quadrant is at stake? Spock/OC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,058 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Spock - Complete
Aboard the Normandy by Angelica.Phoenix reviews
Tension on the Normandy reaches an all time high, FemShep must figure out why with the help of a few crew mates. Thane Krios/FemShep encounter. All reviews welcome!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Accidentially on Purpose 1 by Deeca reviews
NSFW/ADULT Two shot. Marissa and Alistair realize their growing desire for each other, quite by accident.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Talking To Strangers by Lily Yamamoto reviews
Tiana was having a great time at Charlottes when her mother needed to go to the store. Tiana decided not to go in. Who does she meet as she's sitting on the bench watching the people go by? -pre movie-
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Tiana, Dr. Facilier - Complete
Half and Half by notthetype reviews
Did anyone ever think that Spock and Uhura just make too much sense? What if there was another option? What if there was a girl who's everything Spock NEVER wanted? Spock, OC, Chekov, Uhura, Bones, Kirk and Gaila. Rated for final chapter only.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,382 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Spock - Complete
Vampire Heart by claymaker reviews
Alucard finds himself in an awkward situation. An American girl has unknowingly brought upon a curse that links them together, with her able to command him. Surely He hates the girl, but cannot understand why he feels drawn to her as well.AL/OC Ch.29up!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,254 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Trust by Elynne reviews
A question of trust arises between the two surviving Grey Wardens. Characters: Alistair, Natalia Cousland, Zevran, Leliana, Wynne. M; NSFW: explicit sexual content, mild bondage.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
The Confessions of Us by NintendoGal55 reviews
Collab! Arnold accidentally catches Helga during one of her private lovey-dovey moments. With pent up frustration and impatience, he gives her an ultimatum, come to his roof and tell the truth, or he would sever ties with her. Will she do it?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Deepest, Darkest by BunniGirl reviews
While Helga recites her love for Arnold, someone unexpected overhears her. Oneshot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by IsabelleBlue reviews
After TDK. JokerOC. What would happen if the Joker rescued a young woman from a couple of thugs bent on rape? Would she be grateful? Would Batman and Gordon be suspicious of their connection? What will this mean for her life and her own secret identity?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Joker - Complete
sans peur et sans reproche by CJK reviews
Alistair never became a templar, but he still bears traces from his life in the Chantry.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Can't Stop the World by PyroQueenOfFire reviews
Lillian McCoy is the younger half sister of Dr. McCoy, and proud to be the new Counselor on the U.S.S Enterprise. What starts off as intrigue and lust for Spock though, is turning into an illogical love that affects both of them in unexpected ways...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 175,414 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Spock
Perfect Writing by lunaticshadow reviews
While the Enterprise is docked for repairs, Spock is back in his teaching role once more. Rating for a reason; fluff and language and more... Spock/OC. Now completed, sequel on the way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,424 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Spock - Complete
The Life of Past and Future by sweethoneydew reviews
Sequel to 'A Slow Change of Heart', with no king to rule, the realm of faes may suffer war. Somehow a king must be chosen, with so many wanting to rule, who will prevail. Being EDITED by Kevin Berrios.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Prince Nuada - Complete
Starcrossed by GitaMerah reviews
Cats are pets and humans are their masters... right? What happens when the line between the two gets blurred? Misto/human pairing & Munk/Jemi in later chapters
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
My fantasy alive: Alucard by AllSortsOfSpecial reviews
A girl is bored and wonder around, feeling someone is following she makes her way back to her room where she am shrouded in a darkness that takes her to her fantasy world and guess who's there, a very sexy black haired vampire. Alucard X OC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Alucard - Complete
A Slow Change of Heart by sweethoneydew reviews
Brought back to life, Nuada's title is stripped and forced to work with the BPRD. A young girl joins, can she change his view of humans or will she go crazy trying. Nuada/OC. Being EDITED
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,136 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prince Nuada - Complete
Lying by 1000th Ghost reviews
A dream I had the other night. Helga comes home to find Arnold in her room. "I need to lie down." "Wonderful, I'll go with you!" The continuation of those infamous lines atop the FTI building...
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
What A Day by XxNameless Here For EvermorexX reviews
WybiexCoraline. Warnings: naughty fingers, other general naughtiness.. I don't own Coraline.
Coraline - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Wybie L., Coraline J. - Complete
Friday the 13th: The Calling by Suzume no Uta reviews
She felt this wasn’t right, she felt they shouldn’t be here, then he came and got them…but then…why didn’t he kill her…? Jason x OC Grace
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008
Heart Song by Closet Adventuralist reviews
Kara 'Sully' Sullivan has just had the worst day of her life, so why is tall, pale, and elvish standing in her living room? Nuada/OC Completely AU, be forewarned. Rating upped for language.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,733 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Prince Nuada - Complete
The Whispered Word, Lenore by Lenore Parker reviews
Lenore Parker buys the Opera Populaire to reopen it as an Opera House, and inherits all the problems that go with it. Including the Opera Ghost. Tempers flare, passion suffocates, and much more.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 311,925 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Erik
Lap Dance by Marenfic reviews
Tracy and Link make time in detention. There really should be more chaperones at this dance.
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
How to Break an Elf by Ichi-ichi-paradise reviews
Yeah, yeah I know this is another one of those Legolas/OC fics...however. This one is Rated M for a reason, so for all you kiddies out there...stay far away or you'll be scarred for life. Oh, REEEVVVIIIEEEEEEEWWWW...or else. XDD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Surprise! You're a Mutant! by Star Tweak reviews
Casey and April have sisters. They were kidnapped by the foot, and one of them is on the run. They were mutated, but only one remembers. How will the girls deal, and how will the TMNT help? DonxOC LeoxOC RaphxOC MikeyxOC FINISHED LOOK OUT FOR THE SEQUEL
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Like a Song in the Soul by somedeepmystery reviews
With the introduction of one Tracy Turnblad, Link is forced to reevaluate everything he thought he knew... especially about himself. A series of short fics. No repeated movie dialog. TracyLink with some necessary AmberLink.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,214 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Coming Down With A Girl by RocknVaughn reviews
Hairspray 2007 Link Larkin finds it hard to concentrate, because his mind keeps wandering... Trink.
Hairspray - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Papa by somedeepmystery reviews
Just a regular Saturday afternoon for Link and Tracy Larkin... 2007.
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Brougham Rhapsody by Yani Cardaria reviews
A day out with Link leaves Tracy feeling the need to assert her claim.
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Tracy T., Link L. - Complete
Something's Growing by Rosa Cotton reviews
Link Larkin's life settles on its new course and he isn't complaining. Trink. *Sequel to "Something's Off-Beat"*
Hairspray - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2007 - [Link L., Tracy T.] - Complete
Something's Off Beat by Rosa Cotton reviews
Link Larkin's life continues to slowly but surely turn upside down. And it has only been thirty hours. Not that he's keeping track or anything… Trink *Sequel to "Something's Beginning"*
Hairspray - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2007 - [Link L., Tracy T.] - Complete
Something's Beginning by Rosa Cotton reviews
Link Larkin's life takes an unexpected turn when he notices a certain girl in detention. Trink
Hairspray - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - [Link L., Tracy T.] - Complete
Werewolf's Bride by Calypphire reviews
Under the werewolf law, Remus must have a mate. Understandably, the young mate isn't too happy about it. Please read and review. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,533 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Moonlight Dancing by Winds 0f Change reviews
Please follow the link at the bottom of my profile to the summary. Bone Jangles x OC
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006
How About Love? by Applehappy reviews
Mark meets somone new in the most unlikely of places. A story of love in a world of people desperate to survive. Post Rent. MarkOC Title is Jonathon Larson's
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Mark C.
Skinner Vs the Door by DiabloCat reviews
It's hard being an invisible man. But Skinner prefers to keep that to himself. However, during an accident, he reveals a little more...
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004
Hiding by DiabloCat reviews
Skinner's hiding. Yeah, not a great summary, I know, but any longer and I'd give away the story!
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/5/2004
The Man in the Long Black Coat by cecilymsmith reviews
Pre LXG Movie. Short oneshot poem. Skinner is finally caught after all his years of picking pockets and thieving. What will happen to him now? COMPLETE.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Lost and Found by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Skinner helps Jekyll find something he's been missing.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Jekyll/Hyde, Skinner - Complete
Honor Among Thieves by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Tom Sawyer gains an insight into what it means to be a gentleman thief.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Sawyer, Skinner - Complete
Quest for a Lost Thief by DiabloCat reviews
My version of Skinner's heroic action, and how he got out of the place. Set in the bit where the League is attacking 'M's fortress.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2004
Don't Sell Your Heart by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
Orli's rentboy form wilde: michael yorks is a rentboy and his body is forever being sold to the highest bidder... will a girl claim his heart? AU, full of life lessons and smut. COMPLETE
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
Holy Man by Raven Silvers reviews
Is Skinner a holy man?
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004
Hidden Forever by Psychozzy reviews
No longer a one shot! Rodney Skinner was the best hider ever when it came to playing hide-and-seek, but even the best hiders want to be found sometimes.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Complete
How To Snag A Hottie From Your Prom Queen Of The by Crystyna reviews
How To Snag A Hottie From Your Prom Queen Of The Caribbean Sister WillOC. Elizabeth and her twin have been competing all their life, but when Elizabeth is captured, her sister joins up with Will and Jack to save her. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,869 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Complete
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Mage reviews
My first attempt at a DA story or a smut! Fenris comes home one night more broody than usual and puts Hawke through her paces...in more ways than one. F!MageHawke NSFW
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Don't Rub the Lamp! 3: The Final Movie reviews
It's the final instalment of DRTL, and Sarah is struggling with her guilt to tell Genie the truth about her past and Lisa is fighting her own inner turmoils. Add in the King of Thieves and an all-knowing Oracle and what do you get? The Final Movie!
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,333 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009
Don't Rub the Lamp! 3 A Trailer reviews
A glimpse into the upcoming installment of the Don't Rub the Lamp! series.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
A Day In the Life of 'Don't Rub the Lamp' reviews
One-shots that show a small piece of what the lives of the characters of 'Don't Rub the Lamp' is like.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
I Am Katie O'Donnelly reviews
An Irish maid tells her story, one of love, loss, and family. Second in the 'I Am...' series.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
I Am The Princess reviews
R&H Cinderella Not all the women the Prince turned down were ugly and selfish. In fact, one of them was an old friend. This is her story.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Don't Rub the Lamp! 2: They're Back reviews
The girls are back! Al and Lisa are taking down baddies and Genie is coming home. Things couldn't be better. Right? Wrong! Genie is ignoring Sarah and Iago is drving Lisa nuts! And now, Jafar is back! Can the Lisa and Sarah get outta this one? Follows RoJ
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,952 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Don't Rub the Lamp! 2: Trailer reviews
I just thought I would surprise you with a trailer of the upcoming fic: Don't Rub the Lamp! 2: They're Back! Hope you enjoy!
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Don't Rub the Lamp! The Musical reviews
An assortment of song-fics inspired by various relationships in Don't Rub The Lamp!
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
I Come Here Every Night reviews
Oneshot Cabaret Fic; It started off as a joke, but now she's hooked. She goes there every night just to see him. She dream's of his lips on her's and their bodis pressed together in the ultimate embrace. The dreaming ends tongiht. Tonight reality begins.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Don't Rub the Lamp! reviews
Follow the journey of orphans Sarah and Lisa as they are magically whisked away into the wonderful world of Agrabah. There, they meet up with Aladdin. With his help can they find hope, happiness and maybe even love? Follows the first Aladdin movie.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,118 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - OC, Genie - Complete
Wishes are DANGEROUS reviews
Ella always said her best friend, Andy, was part fairy. She should know she's a selfproclaimed fairy expert. But what happens when these two friends accidently bring Puck, Oberon, and Titania into an unsuspecting 2007 America? Insanity Of course!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Angel reviews
Henry reflects on the lost of a close friend. OneShot. A memorial to a friend.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete