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Joined 01-16-15, id: 6424546, Profile Updated: 01-13-17
Author has written 15 stories for Vampire Academy, and Harry Potter.

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If you're out for lemons, then these aren't the fics you're looking for.

I spell all weird and South African.


Fiction is and always has been my escape. This account is me trying to contribute to the lives of others the way that these books and characters have always contributed to mine.


"Elinor had always enjoyed their sufferings- as a reader will. After all, that was what you wanted from books: great emotions you'd never felt yourself, pain you could leave behind by closing the book if it got too bad. Death and destruction felt deliciously real conjured up with the right words, and you could leave them behind between the pages as you pleased, at no cost or risk to yourself" - Cornelia Funke, Inkdeath


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Determinant: One choice will change everything by Windchimed reviews
"Even now, I feel the electrical pull that every touch creates with her. And I know it's unique to her, something I'll never feel with anyone else. I pull away, knowing if I stay any longer I'll never have the strength to do this." Full-length alternate 3rd book with a completely original plot and a very satisfying ending. Works instead of "Allegiant" or after it.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 172,721 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Uriah - Complete
The Preston Affair by MistressSara reviews
When a string of robberies lead to the murder of a honeymooning couple, Phryne and Jack find themselves going undercover... as newlyweds.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Phryne F., Jack R. - Complete
The Souffle by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
Pure Whouffaldi Fluff as the Doctor tries to help Clara on her quest for the perfect soufflé.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Promise not to Poison Me? by AtLoLevad reviews
A series of related or unrelated drabbles surrounding Rose's inability to cook
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Perchance to Dream by LemmingDancer reviews
Jack Robinson always suspected he would die alone. When a straightforward case leads him into the tangled web of Melbourne's organized crime, it looks like he just might. Phryne Fisher could extricate him, if only she knew he needed rescuing. Romance, angst, friendship, and chiseled cheekbones. What could go wrong? It's got a dark start, but I'm a happy endings girl.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,402 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Phryne F., Jack R., Dot W., Hugh C. - Complete
Where Are You? by RomitriIsMyMaximumMortalFlaw reviews
Rose was dead. We all moved on in life without her, despite how hard it was. I knew I was never going to see her again... I found this little girl wondering around Russia while visiting my family. She told me she was lost just like her Mommy, because this girls Daddy doesn't know her Mommy is still alive. Full Sum Inside. Sequel to "What Now?"
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,330 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D. - Complete
What Now? by RomitriIsMyMaximumMortalFlaw reviews
If she isn't a Dhampir, does that mean she can still protect Lissa? Dimitri busts Rose out of her cell. At first it's just the two of them; then they meet and Alchemist, and then three becomes a crowd. Find out what happens when Rose is being hunted by other Strigoi. Are they there to kill her, or recruit her? Full summary inside. Sequel to "What If?" Next Sequel: "Where Are you?"
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,309 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H., Sydney S., Lissa D. - Complete
What If? by RomitriIsMyMaximumMortalFlaw reviews
What if...Dimitri didn't make it to Rose in time when she was attacked by Natalie? What if...he got there too late and Rose died? For now. Go through what both Dimitri and Rose feel as she takes her last breath. Dimitri could have done one hundred things differently, but he knew he may already be too late to fix it all. Three-Shot. R&R Next Sequel: "What Now?"
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Homemade Biscuits and Homemade Deceptions by Jennistar1 reviews
You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Letter by toonsta reviews
It comes to her in a very ordinary moment, that James lives just as he writes... but it leads to a rather extraordinary realization.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Camaraderie reviews
Oneshot that takes place near the end of Last Sacrifice, just after Rose has been shot. While she lies in bed unconscious, Dimitri starts to unravel, not knowing whether or not she'll survive. However, he finds comfort in the most unlikely person: a heartbroken Adrian.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21 - [Dimitri B., Rose H.] Christian O., Adrian I. - Complete
The Dragomir Princess reviews
(AU) Rosemarie Dragomir is the last Moroi of her line, and would do almost anything to maintain her bad reputation. After her parents finally put their foot down, how will the Princess fare when forced to face her responsibilities? And what on earth is she going to do with this new guardian?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 8/1 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.] Lissa D., Janine H.
Logistics reviews
Romitri fluff twoshot after Last Sacrifice. Rose and Dimitri have dinner, and she starts thinking about all of the complications with their relationship. Don't worry, there is a happy ending.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 6/13 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.] - Complete
Involuntary Getaway reviews
A Romitri fanfic that takes place after Last Sacrifice. All Dimitri wanted was a romantic getaway, but things rarely go according to plan when Rose Hathaway is involved. How much trouble can two deadly dhamphirs really get into in a foreign country? You might just be surprised when you find out the answer... Beta read by RomitriIsMyMaximumMortalFlaw
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,041 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.] Abe M., Olena B.
The New Addition reviews
A fluffy, rambling oneshot that takes place after Last Sacrifice. Rose brings home a puppy and Dimitri is not amused. Hilarity ensues.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/24 - [Dimitri B., Rose H.] [Christian O., Lissa D.] - Complete
Outsize reviews
Takes place after Last Sacrifice. Rose has been at Lehigh with Lissa for a few months. But adjusting to a new lifestyle is always tough, and she's put on some extra weight. In an AU where Rose is as insecure as I am, how will she handle the change? Will Romitri prevail amidst the veritable minefield of Rose's body issues?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 1/31 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.] [Lissa D., Christian O.]
A Study in Rose reviews
A short, descriptive, fluffy one-shot, where Dimitri watches Rose sleep. It sounds creepy when I put it that way, but it's not. I think. Maybe read it and let me know?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.] - Complete
Assuaging reviews
A next generation one shot that takes place just before Lily goes to Hogwarts. Harry and Ginny move into a new house, fluff and hilarity ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Longing reviews
A fluffy little Romitri one-shot that takes place after Last Sacrifice. Rose tries to ignore her pain while Dimitri's away. Who better to comfort her than the Russian god himself?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Code Pink reviews
A two-part Romitri one shot that takes place several years after Last sacrifice. Dimitri befriends Christian and Lissa's daughter. But when his guardian skills fail save him from this six-year-old tyrant, will Rose come to his rescue?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D. - Complete
A Special Day for Dimitri reviews
A Romitri one shot that takes place after Last Sacrifice. Rose finds out that it's Dimitri's birthday and decides to surprise him. But she soon finds out that surprising a fully trained guardian isn't a good idea...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/13/2016 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Wager reviews
A Romitri one shot that takes place after Last Sacrifice. Dimitri always refuses to teach Rose how to swear in Russian and she has had enough. She comes up with the perfect plan to win him over... Everybody, place your bets!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Lissa D., Christian O. - Complete
It's Been Too Long reviews
A Romitri one shot that takes place after Last Sacrifice. Dimitri and Christian haven't seen the girls in months and tensions run high when they return.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Rose H., Lissa D., Christian O., Dimitri B. - Complete
Start the Rebellion reviews
*Updated* A one shot about the day Sirius first left his family; the first day he boarded the Hogwarts express. Join Sirius and the other Marauders at the very start of it all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Duster Disagreement reviews
Takes place after the last book. Just a short Romitri one shot, where Dimitri returns unexpectedly to surprise Rose and the following morning she steals his leather duster to see what he does. It's fluff, but not bad fluff (I hope)
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete