Protectress of the Small
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Joined 07-29-04, id: 642987
Author has written 2 stories for Song of the Lioness.

YAY! i'm 14 now! my birthday was on firday and it was awesome... besides the fact i didn't get any presents from my parents... but thats ok... well ill go now! bye!

YEA! i was first to put my bio up! i beat... wait, this isn't a shared... well nevermind...

ok before i get started rambling off on some strange topic, well i already did but before i go too far- No stop it lizzie!-sorry...i must say a few things. First-

I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE W. A. I. F. L. (Writers Against Ignorant Flamers League)

ok next, my emails are- (my family email) and
recognize the names?

anyway...lets get started...ok. im 14 and i- OH WAIT... I FORGOT MY AIM!ok its abhorsenmagelet ... yeah i know a little obsessive... but who cares huh?ok well back to where we left off... oh yeah - am like 5' 9'' w/ brown hair but its not alex's color hair- crap color- its BROWN! and um... im in geometry...choir...orchestra...and like all the other core classes or whatever you wanna call them...and yeah...

HOBBIES- reading, writing (as you can tell...), singing, drawing, dancing, killing sheep..., um and lots of other stuff... yeah...

FAV. BOOKS- um anything about the salem witch trails.. anythin about the t.p. books, Harry Potter, LOTR and other tolkien books, anything garth nix and phillip pullman have written, and i could go on and on but i'll stop there. oh but by the way... if you've read any good books just tell me...

FAV. MOVIES- NAPOLEON DYNOMITE! um Monty python, lotr, pirates of the carribean, the princess bride, ...and many others?

FAV. PAIRINGS- ANYONE! if you have a good fic just tell me and i'll be happy to review...

anything else? no? ok goodie! now we start with the fun stuff... ok first heres a quote...
before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes... that way when you do you'll be a mile away and wearing their shoes!

ok next.. oh wait im still in italics.. ok next... im sooooooooo happy future cities is over! no wait... we still have to present again.. no! oh well yeah... don't ask...


oh! sorry did i forget to mention that you don't have to read that part? oops... sorry?

anyway... hey miss hood... im talking to you alex, because no one else is desperate, lame, stupid or as big of a deek enough to read this... and btw sorry to those who are... i mean it as a compliment.. i really do! did you color your hair yet? lol...not... well anyway simple piece of fabric that covers the head, have you gotten your parents to believe you about fencing yet? lol... well i g2g... i forgot to put away my piece of paper with my name on it because i ran into a pole so my mom is grounding me from the computer! ni! well anyway i g2g... icki icki bye bye! lol

OK well to all of the other people who just read that... don't ask, and if you really wanna know either ask me or alex (aka. the hood. aka dragon and the wild mage) just make sure your talking to alex... i don't thing eunae would appreciat being called alex... lol well ta ta for now...bye!


P.S. I WANT YOU! to review for my stories of course! lol...bye

p.p.s. the above "P.S. is copyrighted by the likes of me! lol.. bye...for real. no more rambling on! agh!i did it.. grr... well any way, for real this time.. bye!

ppps. for any of you that took the time to read all of this, just let me know ill be sure to find a way to laugh er THANK you... no! i did it again i must go away from the computer.. bye! sorry this was so random NO NOT AGAIN! i need help! ok 1



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Hidden Secrets by BregoBeauty reviews
Wanderer, a Ranger from the North, is wounded by a poisoned arrow. Close to death, she is saved by Strider. She is taken to Rivendell and some of the secrets she holds are not better left forgotten...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 50,401 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
There Is No Applause by JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
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Jade reviews
The Mother goddess gets lonely one night and decides to have a baby. What will happen if she gets caught, and the child is sent to Tortall?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
God's Intentions reviews
Xyriel gets sent to Tortall by Krypoith And learns their ways, what will happen when an unexpected book shows up, and a curious mage wants to go on an adventure?Will what happens be what Krypoith intended?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Tortall