Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Fault in Our Stars, Supernatural, and Yuri!!! on Ice.
~I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good.
Hello there. I'm Elektra Elentari. I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the town of Iwatobi, located in Middle Earth and my address is 221B Baker Street. I live in a galaxy far far away. I own a 1967 Chevrolet Impala which I use to drive to my volleyball club practice in No.6 while I sing My Song by Girls Dead Monster. I won silver in this year's Grand Prix Final using my psychokinetic abilities which appeared after a Revival. When I get older, I will join the Survey Corps and write the names of many titans in the Death Note.
Elentari is elvish, it means star queen. I really couldn't help but show off my addiction to Lord of the Rings.
My Tumblr (you can follow me if you want to): elektraelentari
Once upon a time, two brothers rode a 1967 Chevrolet Impala straight into my heart. They were listening to an old song which makes me teary whenever I listen to it ever since. The two brothers' names are Sam and Dean Winchester and the song they were listening to was "Carry on my wayward son" by Kansas.
Konichiwa. As of this year I have fallen into the anime pit and think it will be a while until I get out of it, if I ever do. My favourite ones so far are: Angel Beats, Yuri!!! on Ice, Free!, Haikyu!!, Attack On Titan, No.6, Death Note, ERASED and Sword Art Online. And of course we can't forget MY NEIGHBOUR TOTORO!!!!!!
Lord of the Rings
Favourite character: Frodo Baggins
Most hated character: Denethor
Favourite quote: All that is gold does not glitter (Bilbo Baggins)
Favourite book: The Fellowship of the Ring
Favourite character: Hermione Granger
Most hated character: Bellatrix Lestrange
Favourite quote: Those who love us never really leave us. You can always find them... in here [your heart] (Sirius Black)
Favourite book: The Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite character: Sherlock Holmes
Most hated character: Magnussen
Favourite quote: I don't have friends, I've just got one (Sherlock Holmes)
Favourite season: Season 2
Favourite character: Castiel
Most hated character: Metatron
Favourite quote: Just because you're blood doesn't make you family. You've got to earn that. (Dean Winchester)
Favourite season: Season 5
Favourite character: Princess Leia
Most hated character: Count Dooku
Favourite quote: (It's more like a conversation actually) -I love you (Leia)
-I know (Han Solo)
Favourite movie: A New Hope
Favourite character: Eleven (Jane Ives)
Most hated character: Those bullies (I hate bullies)
Favourite quote: You shouldn't like things because people tell you you're supposed to. (Jonathan Byers)
Favourite episode: The Flea And The Acrobat
Yuri!!! On Ice
Favourite character: Yuri Katsuki
Most hated character: JJ Leroy (I know, cliché)
Favourite quote: You have to do the opposite of what people expect. How else will you surprise them? (Victor Nikiforov)
Favourite episode: Episode 12
Attack On Titan
Favourite character: Levi Ackerman
Most hated character: Wald
Favourite quote: The only thing we are allowed to do is to believe that we won't regret the choice we made. (Levi Ackerman)
Favourite episode: A Choice With No Regrets
Favourite character: Yu Nishinoya (We are literally the same person, have the same height and I would most definitely be a libero if I played volleyball)
Most hated character: Takeru Makashima for some reason
Favourite quote: As long as I'm here, you're invincible! (Tobio Kageyama)
Favourite season: Season 2
Favourite character: Haru Nanase
Most hated character: Nao annoyed me when he put Makoto in the dilemma of whether he liked swimming or not, so I guess him
Favourite quote: I'll show you a sight you've never seen before (Rin Matsuoka)
Favourite season: Free! Eternal summer
Favourite character: Hideki Hinata
Most hated character: I don't recall not liking someone :/
Favourite quote: Even if we forget the faces of our friends, we will never forget the bonds that were carved into our souls. (Yuzuru Otonashi)
Favourite episode: Episode 13 because I was legit crying!!
Sword Art Online
Favourite character: Kirito
Most hated character: Nobuyuki Sogo
Favourite quote: When I began thinking of him as I fell asleep, I stopped having nightmares. I began to look forward to seeing him. For the first time since I arrived here, I was happy. (Asuna)
Favourite season Season 1
My Neighbour Totoro
Favourite character: Satsuki
Most hated character: Can you hate anyone?
Favourite quote: (Not exactly from the movie, but close enough) The creation of a single world comes from a huge number of fragments and chaos. (Hoyao Miyazaki)
Favourite character: Nezumi
Most hated character: Safu
Favourite quote: Never change yourself for anyone. (Nezumi)
Favourite episode: Episode 11
Favourite character: Eleven
Most hated character: Steve Harrington
Favourite quote: You shouldn't like things just because people tell you you're supposed to. (Jonathan Byers)
Favourite episode: Chapter Five: The Flea And The Acrobat
Favourite character: L Lawliet
Most hated character: Misa Amane
Favourite quote: Remember, Near. No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world. (L Lawliet)
Favourite season: Season 1 (Though I think my most favourite thing in the entire fandom is L: Change The World)
Favourite character: Kenya Kobayashi
Most hated character: Akemi Hinazuki
Favourite quote: In order to obtain what they want, everyone puts up with things, puts in effort and picks up skills. When they fail, they pick themselves back up. (Satoru Fujinuma)
Favourite episode: Out Of Control
Six truths in life
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility
2. All idiots, after reading this will try it
3. And discover that it's a lie
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
So, yeah, I'm an idiot.
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This is actually so cool. I've read it like fifty times and every time I'm like "Yeeeeeeees! I can read this!"
On a bag of Fritos:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
A student got a 0% on the following exam even when he didn't get anything wrong. How is that?
Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: In his last battle
Q2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the paper
Q3: The River Ravi flows in which state?
Q4: What is the main reason for divorce?
Q5: What is the main reason for failure?
Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half
Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A: He sleeps at night
Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You will never find an elephant that only has one hand
Q11: It took eight men ten hours to build a wall. How long will it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all. The wall is already built.
Q12: How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
This is what I'll do in my next test. I mean, honestly. He should have got 100%.
15 ways to annoy a non-Tolkien fan.
1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.
2: Tell them they'll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.
3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.
4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.
5: Say, 'I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground' every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.
6: Play 'LOTR in 99 seconds' on a loop whenever they are around.
7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.
8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike 'the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor' every time you see them.
9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, 'One does not simply (insert verb here)'.
10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.
11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.
12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.
13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.
14: Talk like Gollum.
15: Threaten them with the wrath of the Valar
Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!
I've actually done a couple of these.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring.
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!
I did a lot of copy and pasting back there. Haha. More will come, but for now, feel free to read my stories and leave me a wonderful review. Thank you *