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Joined 07-30-04, id: 643201, Profile Updated: 10-29-11
Author has written 13 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Storm Hawks.

Unapologetic slash fan. Fond of alternate character interpretations and reading between the lines. Takes liberties with canon on an arbitrary basis, usually justifying it with "Because I said so." Fics often contain mature content, even if the shows are G-rated.

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Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
I Think It's Going to Rain Today by akisawana reviews
It's starting to get scary, how well the Aerialbots are adjusting to being human. The same cannot be said of the Seekers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,493 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Silverbolt, Starscream - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Mass Effect: Chains of the Past by Zarkovagis9 reviews
Saren has declared war on the Council and it's races and as the first human Spectre, Commander John Shepard has to stop him with a team of elite operatives of all races. However, some pains are too great to keep secret. And some chains never let go...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 254,754 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Shepard (M)
Something Like That by NanoKitty reviews
Stork's teammates are acting strange. Paranoia to the rescue! Stork centric, but all Storm Hawks involved.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,481 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Aerrow, Stork - Complete
The Reason That I Laugh and Breathe by Ms Morpheus reviews
A different take on FemShepxGarrus. Shepard attempts to bridge the cultural divide and comfort the turian she secretly loves, succeeding in a way neither of them expected.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Face It by Herana reviews
A is for Apathy, B is for Blame, C is for Can't... Alphabet ficlets of our favorite Commander, doing what she does best- facing life and it's everyday challenges.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Brothers and Other Breakables by Min Daae reviews
AU. Azula has captured Zuko. And all toys break eventually. Character death, dark, depiction of the results of violence.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Enemy Territory by Kaytori reviews
The Storm Hawks are all set to enjoy a festival when they receive word that Starling has gone missing during a mission, investigating rumours of rebellion in Cyclonia. So they set out to Cyclonia and into trouble. COMPLETE
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Real Life War by sonofwolf reviews
One is an asshole, the other is an emotionless bastard. Toss in a war and see what you get. No fluff, nothing cute. Warnings are for conformists.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sunstreaker, Prowl
More Days of Our Normandy Lives by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
Another series of unconnected scenes with a view to showing the wackier side of life aboard the galaxy's favourite fastest ship in the fleet. In this series, Shepard receives the shock of her life, Liara learns how to throw a punch and more. Now updated.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,956 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
It might have been by akisawana reviews
One happy story, two angsty ones, three about family, four with Dan, and five that are absolutely untrue.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Us Against the World by The Toe of Sauron reviews
Or, 28 Twins. IDW-AU. Sideswipe: gung-ho prankster. Sunstreaker: ego-centric sociopath. Inseparable. Unstoppable. Loyal to the end. Or, at least, that’s what everyone thought. Pre-Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rewritten in the Stars by Onyxfang reviews
Megatron and Optimus Primal have been destroyed. How will the Beast Wars continue with Terrorsaur and Rattrap now in charge? Takes place during the season 2 episode Aftermath.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,582 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Terrorsaur, Rattrap
As Far As Days Go by akisawana reviews
Rattrap is stuck in beastmode. Dinobot is assigned his babysitter. Neither of them are complaining. Dinotrap.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
Wing Kink by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
A series of connected one-shots focusing on Megatron and his fascination with his second-in-command. Megatron/Starscream, Megatron's point of view. Chapter 3: Starscream greets his wingmates after a long absence; Megatron watches enviously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Megatron, Starscream
28 Sunstreakers by VectorSigma3441 reviews
Various universes - Sunstreaker, the brash, the bold, and the beautiful, all wrapped into one. Follow him on a series of unrelated events. Now in the process of being edited into something readable.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,776 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sunstreaker
Damn kids get off my lawn! by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
A collection of short stories all from Tf: animated Ratchet's point of view. (Please note the the story is no longer going to update)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Ratchet, Prowl - Complete
Robo Erotic by Airrizzon reviews
The secret life of the transformer men in the Beast Wars, is finally here! Find out why Megatron really stole the golden disc, and why Dinobot and Rattrap really fight, along with many others!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Things That Are Worth It by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Road Not Taken by Katsuko1978 reviews
There is always a choice, but sometimes the actions of others help in making the decision. AU, eventual Sideswipe/Starscream/Sunstreaker. Additional story information in my profile.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sunstreaker, Starscream
Dear Mr Jesus by Oswald the Unlucky Rabbit reviews
Sally is 10 and is abused by her grandmother. She only asks one question: "God, why do you let her hurt me?" Based on my child abuse expirence.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Burning Me Terribly by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Punch is starting to forget whose allegiance he belongs to, and the fear strikes him deeper than anything else he can imagine. To ensure that he never forgets again, he decides to leave a reminder on himself that will always be close to his spark.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Transmission Breakdown by OblivionDragon reviews
As the Decepticons plan destruction for Earth and Cybertron, the Autobots fight to make Earth their home. But fate is not always kind... and popcorn can kill.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 102,670 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
What's Wrong with a Little Destruction? by ajremix reviews
IDW 'verse. Various drabbles for the most badass strike force the Autobots have to offer: The Wreckers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 150 - Words: 167,378 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Springer - Complete
Anything You Like by LStarrunner reviews
Astrotrain flies to Earth with 3 passengers, one of whom takes an interest in him. Earthside, AT establishes himself as a necessary part of the Con base. His new friend assists. AT obsesses & is encouraged. MorMA.G1.Slash. Graphic Child & Substance Abuse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Astrotrain
Wreath by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
He Ain't Heavy, Though He Might Be Crazy by Tirya King reviews
[G1] Response to the 28's meme. They save lives, defy evil masterminds, and join to form one of the most powerful gestaults ever, but can they stand each other and keep their sanity intact? A Protectobot's life is never easy, especially with four brothers
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007
Monster Hunter by Grips reviews
A short Halloween fic starring Sarge and Fillmore.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Green Star by Mariphasa Hecatene reviews
When Stork must return to the Merbs' home terra, many secrets of the past are revealed, both for Stork and for others. Battles, angst, friendship, drama and adventure! Worksafe, kidsafe, no sex or gore.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
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Always Darkest Before The Dawn reviews
Once there was a merb without a family. Once there was a pilot without a ship. Once there was Stork... just Stork. This is his story.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Stork
Love And War reviews
Sometimes Piper's ideas don't turn out quite as she expected. StorkxFinn.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Stork, Finn - Complete
You'll Never Guess reviews
With Stork, there is no such thing as an innocent question.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Stork, Finn
This Is To Mother You reviews
Piper receives an unexpected visitor one night. Probably not quite what you're thinking.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Stork, Piper - Complete
Fleeting reviews
A moment from Stork's childhood. Tiny, insignificant... but it provides a glimpse into the merb he will become.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Stork - Complete
Symptoms reviews
The more he watches Stork, the more he sees.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Stork, Aerrow - Complete
Don't Ask reviews
Stork does NOT want to explain why he reacts the way he does to the crack of a whip.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Stork, Aerrow - Complete
It's A Trust Thing reviews
Stork is in his element. Finn is out of his comfort zone. Somehow he doesn't really mind.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Finn, Stork - Complete
Never Did Run Smooth reviews
Beast Wars. Shakespeare was right. Love is never easy... especially with these two. Dinobot/Rattrap, alternate continuity, mature themes, free popcorn provided.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,386 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Rattrap, Dinobot
Wing Nuts reviews
G1. Formerly 28 Aerialbots, until the crazy jets took over the story. We're flying without a destination now. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Barf bags are under the seat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,562 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007
So Cold, My Dignity's Falling Off reviews
Beast Wars. Two not-exactly-friendly allies are stuck between hypothermia and embarrassment. Featuring snark, death threats to Primal, and raptor cuddles. Yes, I did say that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
Forged In Hell reviews
G1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
Whisper Lies reviews
PLEASE READ WARNING INSIDE. Whisper has many secrets. The little red jet is one of them...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Fireflight - Complete