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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, and Queer as Folk.

I read, write and sing all by myself! Some fics in the making, some the external hard drive has decided to destroy!

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Dark Phoenix by SofiaDragon reviews
Harry needs to take control of his life. Some very old magic is at work, and our hero finds hidden strength within himself. Snape becomes a major player. Better summary inside. Multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,740 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Playing Hero by Seyla reviews
I rewrote this story under my other pen name, Maizeysugah. I condensed it down to 6 chapters and completed it (yeah, I know it's been a decade) and am currently posting it up on under Maizeysugah and at Ao3 under the same pen name. The final chapter will be up most likely tomorrow, so please read it there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,713 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
If God Would Send His Angels by Just Silver reviews
Harry makes a bargain. When Lucius comes to collect, will Harry follow through? slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,370 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Ten Days by LLY1 reviews
After a steamy night in the prefects bathroom, Harry might find himself to be in love with a certain Slytherin. Slash, H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,976 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Insignia by Lunadeath reviews
It's Harry's last summer at the Dursleys and he gets an unexpected visitor, who gives him an unexpected Mark. *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,286 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Severus Snape, Reluctant Lover by Davenrood reviews
A Sequel to Severus Snape, Computer Hacker. Slash. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Incubus Heredity by Tinkering reviews
Discontinued. Harry's got the dominant gene of a rare magical creature and the incident of an electric shock has awakened the gene.How will this change affect Harry's 7th year?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,029 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Call Me Mr Potter! by pokari reviews
Harry is a mediwizard especially for children and he is now working as a nanny for Draco’s twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Star Crossed by LadyBelz reviews
Space...the final frontier...In the year 4437 A.E. After Earth Prince Draco Abraxas Lucien Malfoy of the planet kingdom Slytherin is being forced to marry the enigmatic Prince of the neighboring planet kingdom Gryffindor. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13844 - Favs: 8,678 - Follows: 7,108 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Deal by louise4 reviews
Chapter Eleven up! Harry Potter and Blaize Zambini are in love. No not with each other! What were you thinking! No, but together they may be able to get what they want. HPDM, BZSF. So this means slash! FINALLY COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,557 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Just the truth by pokari reviews
(H/D) Malfoys are nice?! Harry got pregnant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,953 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
When Veelas Collide by Angel-Wings6 reviews
When Draco's Veela blood is awakened and it seems Harry is his mate, things look grim! But then he discovers a secret about Harry that could just be the answer he needs! DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,896 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Secret Worth Keeping by Red Writing Hood reviews
Letters between Hermione and Dumbledore reveals a secret that Hermione had kept from Severus. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,219 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Room of Requirement by Consonance reviews
The Room of Requirement. A bet. Drugged students. Snape, Harry, and the Malfoys. Slash. All makes for a good time at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unexpected Happenings by Diosa2 reviews
Harry must continue his Occlumency lessons with Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,336 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Defending the Light by Letishia reviews
Harry decides he'll do anything to destroy Voldemort, with no idea it’ll include werewolves, elves, the Veil, the Chamber of Secrets, Azkaban, exotic new powers, and… a secret identity? Will he be able to keep his secrets without losing everything else?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,593 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Child of Mine by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Because of a mismade potion, Harry is now defenselss, and Snape is ordered to take care of him. Chapter 17 Now Up! Harry goes to Hogsmeade! But why did Draco want to take him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,451 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Late One Night by GoldenHelikaon reviews
AU. Slash. M-Preg. Harry, Ron and Hermione are under Remus’ care for the summer after their 5th Year and one night, Harry hears an unexpected guest arrive, one that ends up in Remus’ bed. And just what has Hermione been hiding from her friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,818 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Who's My Daddy? by Black Gargie reviews
Harry sort of disappeared after finishing his 7th year and somehow showed up at St. Mungo giving birth to a baby boy. Who's the father of the child? Possibilities arise...Slash & Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,238 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All This Time You've been Hiding in My Heart by pokari reviews
Severus is pregnant for the last 18 years, and he isn’t a Death Eater. Lucius is a spy for the light and Sirius had a big problem here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Lionsnake Manor by Hopeakaarme reviews
The squickfic of all times!The LupinPotterSnapeMalfoyBlack sixsome is living happily in their Lionsnake Manor AKA Malfoy Manor. However, future is having some new plans for them. SLASH MPREG almost INCEST RLSBHPSSLMDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,245 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
What There Is In A Bottle Of Ink by Master Of One reviews
When Harry is finally able to leave Privet Drive for good, Remus starts to really live. But how will Harry react when Remus decides to start dating again? And what kind of man will he bring home? [slash, WIP. RL?, not Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,672 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Remus L.
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4872 - Favs: 7,942 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SixFeet Cold by Enivrement reviews
After six years of self imposed exile in the Muggle World, Harry returns to Hogwarts under the request of Albus Dumbledore. AU book5 some angst, some slash, some action, some music. [COMPLETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,651 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Art and Practice of Absolute Pitch by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. Sequel to 'Life'. AU. Things do not always turn-out the way you planned, and no one knows that better than Draco Malfoy. But still, life has a funny way of working out, even when it seems impossible. Est. rltnshps. Music and art in the 'real world'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,359 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Chasing the Dragon by Barbarella reviews
Humor fic set in seventh year. Lots of teasing, foul language, naps and general insanity. HD slash and for the sake of the story, we'll pretend book six never happened. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,117 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chasing the Forbidden by Spideria reviews
AU Draco Malfoy is Harry Potter's new, young, and sexy Literature teacher at Malkin High. What happens when sexual tension between the two arise? Could Harry really have a crush on his teacher, and a man, at that? Read and Review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,354 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
You Want What? by Alyce of the Togas reviews
Slash - Harry/Severus - Harry lands himself as being seen as a female by everybody else but Severus, all because of Dumbledore. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Help by pokari reviews
It’s just another plot to turn Harry into a girl. He’s possessive and depressive. It took a Snape and a bunch of Malfoys to change her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
As time changes by bernice reviews
Harry goes back in time and changes the past. When he comes back, his parents are still alive. But they’ve adopted Draco Malfoy. slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,805 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Sanctuary of Light by Arye reviews
AU. Betrayed and abandoned by all but one, he gave up the human world for a lost heritage. Now when the wizarding world knows of his innocence, will he help them in their fight against Voldemort? Azkaban, elves, teaching at Hogwarts. HPOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,027 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Harry P.
Dude Looks Like A Lady by Terra Evans reviews
[AU Yr 5] To protect Harry from Voldemort, Dumbledore disguises him as Snape's unknown daughter. Add in Zabini, Malfoy, the Gryffindors and mix well. The result? Utter confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P.
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stonewall High by SpitefulPixiDust reviews
When Harry Potter moves to America with his abusive relatives, can his charming nature break through a snobbish Draco Malfoy's defenses? AU, HPDM, rated R for future swearing, abuse, smoking, and general...stuff. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,799 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Moment in Time by The Shadow Bandit reviews
COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,596 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Something Kinda Funny by Indigo Kitti reviews
Harry seems to have forgotten something very important over the summer. When he arrives back at Hogwarts Dumbledore and Snape break the news to a very shocked Harry. Draco Malfoy is carrying his child. DMHP slash, mpreg, 7th year, note the genre
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
Landed by I. Evelyn reviews
OLD TITLE: Blue Skies --- AU. Your typical 'New kid meets sexy townie' / boy meets boy, boy loses boy, boy gets boy back type story. Currently under revision.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,819 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by fantasylover12001 reviews
COMPLETE! Tired of Harry hiding his feelings for Draco, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands and drags a reluctant Ron with her. Poor Harry and Draco are in for a tough year...established RHr, DH, mentions of SD, CG, and NL. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,550 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by frizzy returned reviews
Draco Malfoy is a part Veela, and has recently come into what is known as his Inheritance. On discovering that Harry Potter is his mate, he must try to seduce the Gryffindor hero. Will Harry fight against the bond forced upon him, or will he weaken under
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,434 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,083 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Wouldn't Change a Thing by Bound-to-Evanesce reviews
The father of Harry's baby decides he doesn't want the baby but just as he's coming around to the idea of being a father, Harry falls into the arms of another man. HPLM HPDM (just a little) SLASH MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,954 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Black and White by inwonderland reviews
Seventeen year old Harry Potter didn’t know it was possible for men to get pregnant. But when the signs come together and the truth is revealed... how will he cope? Where is the father? Who is the father? And what’s this about a new Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,604 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
And Then He Hit Puberty by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
All My Own by NemKess reviews
warnings: MPreg, slash (DMHP). All Harry ever wanted was a family he could call his own. Is that too much to ask?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Angel At Hogwarts by Hay Lin reviews
SLASH. A thousand year old curse is put in action when Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts a veela. The whole school seems to want him but he has eyes only for one...problem is, that one person despises him. Will ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,594 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life in Undertones by Gia reviews
[Slash] During the first day of Potions Class, Draco refused to take a Blinding Potion. Draco defied but faltered when Snape threatened points. Draco improvised. He drank the potion but didn't swallow. Instead, he kissed Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,024 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. AU. Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience. (Complete).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,654 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Simple Favor by Izzy-chan reviews
Slash RWDM Draco's father wants to bind him to an old rich gentleman. Not if Draco has anything to say about it! Now he has to lose his virginity before 7th year starts. Who will do him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Ron W., Draco M.
The Potterboy Problem by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Voldemort has a new plan to get rid of the "Potter-boy Problem". A reluctant Draco Malfoy is ordered to carry it out, but things don't go as planned. He isn't as obedient as the Dark Lord would like and loses control at a crucial time. Whoops! HD, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,567 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Cobra Chronicles by Gold-Snitcher reviews
(on hiatus) 6th yr. Harry faces more challenges than any year previous. He works to control his own powers and temper, teach his most trusted friends, and deal with the various demands from Albus, not the least of which is to accept Draco as a new ally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The choices we make by Slytherin snakes reviews
You know what we have can never excist outside of Hogwarts." After leaving Harry to join Voldermorts forces Draco discovers he has two baby girls and tries everything to win back the only man he can ever love. WARNING SLASH AND MPREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kiss Me by Tine reviews
A little argument in the corridor turns into something more.... HD SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,733 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
You say everything when you say nothing by Slytherin snakes reviews
After the final battle Harry goes mute, four years later he still hasn't spoken a word, Hermione gets a proffesional in, what happens when that professional is Draco Malfoy?...Slash thats what. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Stuck in Idiotville by Lady Stone reviews
It was just a harmless prank! Until they got locked in a dark room with Snape! My, what shall The Marauders do? ::COMPLETE::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Chosen Of The Gods by Darragh Tieraneaux reviews
A Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy romance... Draco wants Harry... Harry wants Draco... They both get more than they bargained for!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,526 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The War Within by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 11! SLASH! This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sexcrazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry’s seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have an agenda?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
There For You by draconigena diligo reviews
COMPLETE! SLASH! MPREG! Harry and Draco get married and Draco gets pregnant. The only problem is that Voldemort is still around. Will Harry defeat the Dark Lord? And will the babies be ok?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,074 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Damned Powers That Be by Miss W D Halliwell reviews
[Slash][Mpreg][Occasional ooc] Draco and Harry were together for one night... one damn night god damn it! But the powers that be like to take advantage of once in a lifetime oppertunities... Dedicated to Kitty Minky, I luv my Kitten [HD and SL]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,268 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Golden Snitch by Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Happenstance Coffee by Amen reviews
Six years after Hogwarts and six years since either Harry or Draco has used magic, but no one knows why . Funny how fate has brought them together to...open a coffee shop? What is going on? And what is this Riddle Code I keep hearing about? SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
In the heat of the night by Angels Whisper reviews
Summer has changed Harry and Draco. But how much? Read and find out. R-rated for language, but later chapters for it´s actions. UPDATE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,163 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Severus Snape, Computer Hacker by Davenrood reviews
7th years Hermione and Harry sneak computers into the school and invent the HogwartsNet. When Snape finds out, he decides to have some fun...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,313 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Day In The Married Life by Sandy Black and Vicky Lupin reviews
We take two HP characters at a time and put them into a world of marital bliss. Take a look into a day in the married lives of your fave HP couples. Will contain some slash and mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003
He is NOT my boyfriend! by Lunadeath reviews
H/D slash. The sly Malfoy gets out of trouble by telling those he sees that he and Harry are a couple. Of course, it's not true. Or is it? and how will Harry's friends get along with him? *rating's up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,300 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Last Piece by Spideria reviews
Draco tells of his past and how he found the love of his life in his 7th year. Draco drinks a potion that tells him who his true love is. Can you guess who it is? HPDM R&R! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,305 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Changed Perspectives by Nirnaeth Arnoediad reviews
HIATUS! Harry Potter comes back to his fifth year a very changed person. Indeed. Pre OotP. HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Manners by VirginSuicide reviews
SLASH DMHP Draco's in love with Harry and wants to win the Gryffindors heart. Can he, or will his past sins come back to haunt him
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blood Mingled by Katanes Dreamer reviews
Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,012 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/27/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only 5 before by Jes Parker reviews
MPREG!! Harry not only finds out that he's expecting, but that if he doesn't bond with his soul mate, he nor his baby will survive. Only problem is, the father doesn't know! ~ COMPLETE ~
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,862 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Handcuffs by Mijan reviews
An accident in charms class leaves Harry and Draco handcuffed together for 24 hours. If they manage to get through the day, and the night, without killing each other will they ever be the same? (Slash H/D)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
New Year's Resolutions by NemKess reviews
COMPLETED warnings:mild slash DM+HP. Takes up the night before 'A Christmas Truce' ended. Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,213 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lullaby of a Dragon by Mysticalsoul reviews
Something happens in potions, and Harry is turned into a child. Draco has no choice but to take care of him, and everyday Harry gains one year, changing his mind, his outward appearance and his soul. Chap.9 Updated! Harry/Draco SLASH! R/R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
New Beginnings: The Seventh Year by Dayna Day reviews
Harry's seventh year is filled with danger and joy as he fell in love with a certain good looking blond. Then they discover the connection between the two of them (Slash) DracoHarry, RonHerm, DeanSeamus and others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,287 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Simply Scandalous by Di-chan reviews
much SLASH! Wow! Did you see that? Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter! And WHOA! Harry Potter is wearing... oh, my! That scandalous little...!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Untold Want by Penelope-Z reviews
Warning: Harry/Draco slash. The 5th year at Hogwarts begins with a dramatic confrontation between Harry and Draco.*CHAPTER 11 UPLOADED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Battle of the Sexes by rissapen reviews
Who needs good vs evil when you've got girls vs boys? TO THE LESBIAN WHO SENT ME A REVIEW: Check the update. I responded. =P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,506 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Truce by NemKess reviews
Mild Slash HD. With only the three of them starying for hols, Greg plays matchmaker for Draco and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Misguided Intentions by Piri Lupin-Snape reviews
Start of 7th year. Voldemort is defeated so why isn't Harry happy? When something happens that sends him to another time along with someone he didn't expect, will it help him find what he needs? MWPP AU, HPDM, SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,877 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Say It! reviews
Are you calling me a drama queen, Daphne? J/B
Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
We Are Not Allowed To reviews
But Sunshine, if you had this too, and I’m not saying I have it, wouldn’t it make us so much more closer? Brian/Justin, Slash, Humor
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
We Are Not Getting Any reviews
Can I sleep with you and Justin, Daddy?" Slash, b/j.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
We Are Out reviews
It's 5 a.m. and they are out. Slash, b/j.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Backcramps
Remus Lupin gets a new job, a new boss and some womanly backcramps here and there. RL/OMC, humor, slash, drama
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Since Lucius turned fourteen life has been...interesting. Humor, slash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
Sauronmort reviews
Christmas is the best time to gather riders, I mean friends. slashhet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Voldemort, Sybill T. - Complete
Purple Hills
Ron finds his old “friends” from second year on his dinner plate with some extra added flavour. Mention of slashhet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
Maneater reviews
Why is Blaise Zabini such a maneater? slash, humor, angst, mpreg,child abuse,het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Blaise Z. - Complete
Seduced By Hermione reviews
This is a sequel to my other fic called Silly Things That Might Happen Part 2,5. You should read it first. slash, romance, fluff, angst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Blaise Z., Ron W. - Complete
Silly Things That Might Happen reviews
Five different oneshots about silly things that might happen. Humor, general, slash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Parasite reviews
It was dark, cold, disgusting, hopeless, sorrow, there. Angst, noncon, mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
M for Molestation reviews
Someone is after Sirius' innocent knobby body. Slash. Warning: kinda rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
I Knew reviews
That one time I shall take to my grave. Slash SBJP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Pussycat reviews
Vodemort wakes up with blond hair. Harry gets a dangerous loveletter. The Death Eaters are playing with thongs. Draco has a Gryffindor to kill and another one to woo. What is going on? Is it the end of the world? Or is it a master plan of Dumbledore´s? An
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,685 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Phone Booth reviews
Have you ever thought what happened that evening we lost Padfoot? Have you ever thought how the Ministry's Phone Booth works? slash (updated version a.k.a better one)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2005
Why she needs medication reviews
Minerwa was walking through the Diagon Alley one day when SeverusLuciusVoldiAlbus happened to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
When Voldemort finally snapped reviews
He is the devil.The only man who has ever been THAT evil.But then one day it all went horribly wrong.Why?...Well it all started when Wormtail...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Voldemort
Call it groop session reviews
Sequel to Nobody messes...Now we have Voldis portable purple hair dryer and a house husband Ron...READ AND REVIEW...Right people!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
Nobody messes with my Voldemort reviews
Sequel to I'm horny...and No it's...What do you get when Harry and his new boyfriend are Hermiones next victims?You don't know?Then READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
I'm horny and I'm from Hogwarts reviews
Sequel to No...it's a MANpurse...Voldemort has taken Sev with him to the shrink...So what does Sev do in his spare time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Voldemort, Severus S.
No it's a MANpurse! reviews
sometimes you just need a helping hand...and the Dark Lord is one of those people with his purse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Voldemort, Lucius M.