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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Coffee lover and fanfiction-addicted. My work is also on AO3 as "PotatoGalaxy97".

My interests include Naruto, Harry Potter, Jane Austen, Taylor Swift, Astronomy and Music, and probably some stuff I can't remember right now.

Languages: PT-BR / English

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The Alkahest by Shadukiam reviews
The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 381,787 - Reviews: 5400 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 5,944 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Four Times Draco Malfoy Ordered Coffee and One Time Hermione Did by Colubrina reviews
The cliched coffee shop and college non-magical AU literally no one was asking for. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Alternative Medicine by Pearl Gatsby reviews
"All I wanted to say," he said gently, breaking the eye contact to look somewhere in the room behind her, "is that—if we're neither of us taking our potions, maybe we don't have to sneak around with it anymore." Post-traumatic Hermione and Draco share a common room at Hogwarts. What could go wrong? 8th-year fic. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Like stars burning holes right through the dark by tabine reviews
There's a story here, she swears — just give her a moment or so to figure it out. (A NejiTen friends-with-benefits university AU.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2017 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
The Secret Life of Teachers by tabine reviews
Romance is a bit difficult to do when you spend a majority of your time within fifty feet of the object of your affections and somehow still don't quite understand that you're falling in love with them, if only because being a full-time high school teacher while taking graduate school courses takes precedence over everything else. A Nejiten high school teachers AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,199 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [Neji H., Tenten]
Kunoichi and Guardian by Giada Luna reviews
Kunoichi: Devastated by Neji's death, Tenten tries to navigate life in a world without him with one goal in mind: to protect those precious to her and to rejoin him in death. Guardian: Neji died with one regret: leaving her behind. Now he watches over her, trying to protect her from the darkness that threatens to keep them apart. See profile for pairings. Dark!Tenten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 66,064 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Neji H., Tenten] Kakashi H. - Complete
The unPrized Uchiha by princesshyuuga01 reviews
If there was ever something formidable enough to make Uchiha Sasuke cower in fear, it would be his child's likeness to his former self. Deflecting in order to seek power was hereditary it would seem... [Short Story; Five parts only. Inclusive of Epilogue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,451 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 10/1/2015 - [Sasuke U., Tenten] - Complete
Complexities of Blackmail by Aquarius Galuxy reviews
[Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.] Lieutenant Tenten finds herself caught in a web of blackmail when Lt Hyuuga Neji stumbles upon her doing what she shouldn't have been. Mere rivalry between old teammates turns into something deeper, much to Tenten's horror and bewilderment. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 155,381 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by Nokito-chan reviews
AU. She yanked him out of his comfort zone. He made her want things she tried to guard against. Somewhere in the middle ... hell broke loose. Collab with Blade Redwind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,651 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
All My Stars Aligned by Yahboobeh reviews
Thanks to Nairil for the cover art! "So," she began, "Is it true? "Is what true?" "Does Neji Hyūga fall in love so easily?" How one training session changed their lives. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,306 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Neji H., Tenten]
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 4527 - Favs: 5,184 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
The Kissing Booth by BrownEyedHoneybadger reviews
Lee was already reaching for a dollar inside his pocket. Mentally, Tenten began to scream. No. No. NO. This could not be happening. She should get up and run. Screw charity work. She was not kissing the guy whose eyebrows were furrier than the school mascot. Neji/Tenten oneshot. AU. High School.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Vicissitude by KNO reviews
A collection of drabbles and one shots. Neji and TenTen pairing. Contains regular appearances of other characters. Rated M for strong language, sexual references and innuendo, some dark material, and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 78,630 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
The Hand We're Dealt by KNO reviews
Ten-part series focusing on Tenten's pregnancy and the repercussions that follow. Spoilers for last few chapters of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Tenten - Complete
For The Love of Logics by V-quez reviews
He would ensure she'd be handling his meat next. AU Shikaten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
There's Something About Tenten by V-quez reviews
The boys couldn't put their finger on it but there was just something about Tenten. Nejiten with hints of Shikaten, Leeten ,and Shinoten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Spilled Ink by memory's marionette reviews
The only tears she sheds for him breathe on rough parchment, scrawled within the characters of his name that she writes over and over and over again. A romance written in reverse. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Memories by fyd818 reviews
An amnesiac Tenten feels like the entire village of Konoha is hiding something from her. But what - and why? :Neji x Tenten:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Princess by insert cliche reviews
One of the biggest reasons why Uchiha Sasuke hates Hyuuga Neji is also the most unknown. NejiTen; onesided SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under The Circumstances by Brilliant Lights reviews
The circumstances weren't perfect. After all, her husband just passed away, and they lived in different villages. Yet, they're a huge part of each others' lives. And, above all, they love each other. Unconditionally. Nejiten. Minimal Leeten in beg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Beauty and the NotSo Beast by crookedcath reviews
"This is-this is bullshit. You're not a beast, you're freaking hot!" Obviously, some fairy tales just can't get their facts straight. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Daddy's Girl by Rikku9314 reviews
Family secrets...death of loved ones...The relationship between a father and daughter...NejiTen children multi-chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Conflictions by innocent-rebel reviews
Love is never easy, especially when duty and desire conflict. NejiTen ShinoTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Shinobi by KNO reviews
Alternate Universe. When sent on a mission to escort a daimyo's daughter to her wedding, TenTen is forced to deal and work alongside an enemy. But by the end of the mission, can she safely call him someone she hates? Rated Mature.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,333 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Spun Around by Snowsong-86 reviews
Tenten thought she knew what would happen. She was destined to spend the night on the sidelines...AGAIN. Good thing she's not alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Shino A., Tenten
Playing With The Big Kids by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
All work and no play makes Neji a grump.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
Metamorphoze by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Rel reviews
When Tenten plays a prank on Shino, she doesn't realise quite what she's letting herself in for....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
I Never Knew You Were a Poet, Neji by Supersnow reviews
A conversation, a man, a party, a friend, an argument, a mission and a wedding, all with poetry woven in between. "Some part of Neji is falling in love -- all parts of Tenten already have." NejiTen, LeeTen. Mentions NaruHina and ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Unsweetened Chocolates by layniebleargh reviews
Every year she gave me chocolates, and when she suddenly stopped doing so I realized how much she meant to me. And the thing I am feeling - whatever it is - definitely has nothing to do with the endorphins. SasuTen slight NejiTen. High School AU. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Vermillion by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen AU. Tenten is the PA for one of the world's biggest rock bands. But is it the frontman she wants, or the lead guitarist who's catching her eye? AU, Crack, Rock Music abound. Also with KibaHina, ShikaIno, HidaTema, GaaSaku. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Hanamachi by notesonlife reviews
AU. In a world of lust, deceit, and fake smiles, a geisha's greatest taboo is falling in love. Tenten only wants to make Tsunade proud. But the Hyuugas, especially Neji, are proving to be an obstacle, inexplicably tied to both their pasts. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,903 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Forty Love by notesonlife reviews
AU. A tennis match between North Konoha Private Academy and South Konoha Public High School. And Tenten has to play against her ex-boyfriend, Hyuuga Neji. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Awaken by Mika Casey reviews
KankuTen fluff oneshot. Set post-timeskip, both are adults. Kankuro thinks about the woman sleeping in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Kankuro, Tenten
And the Return to Fangirlism by notesonlife reviews
Crack!Fic. Neji is jealous, again. Blackmail, fangirls, and Indecent Moves to Her Well-being and Vulnerability. NejiTen. Caution: High amounts of insanity and a cackling Inner!Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Only Alliance by notesonlife reviews
AU. A black leather bound sketchbook binds her to him, and breaks her against him. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Neji And The Uchiha Prodigy by Mysterious Smiles reviews
my first story. Tenten marries Sasuke. What's a certain Hyuuga Neji to do? Nejiten, Sasuten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Arithmetic by Tanya Lilac reviews
NejiTen LJ contest '07. Scar's prequel. Arata looked far younger than twenty three. He was good looking in his photograph, but Tenten decided that the photograph had done him no justice whatsoever. It was just too bad that Neji was getting jealous. NejiTe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
To Protect You by Panda-chan309 reviews
Guilt has struck Tenten in a whole new way when she blames herself for her teammate's horrid condition. [LeeTen] [NejiTen] [One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Fragments by silverdragon994 reviews
They were locked in a closet. Alone. In the dark. With nothing but a broom, dusty rags and their awkward voices patrolling in the cold. [NejiTen] AU – One shot. [Rather a scrap than anything.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
In Twenty by Cassandra's Destiny reviews
It’s not twenty truths. Twenty lies is more like it. [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Of Pride and Hair by Soporific reviews
oneshot. NejiTen. TenTen lets down her hair. Neji is insanely jealous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Boxers by notesonlife reviews
In which Tenten reorganizes Neji’s underwear drawer, and Neji decides to propose. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Little White Twine by silverdragon994 reviews
He wanted to help her. He decided to tie a little white twine to her finger to make the pain go away. [SasuTen][NejiTen][SasuTenNeji][One shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways To Make Tenten Cram Kunai Down Your Throat by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Uhoh. Team Gai's PMSing kunoichi is out for HMR's throat... Slight LeeTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Anything For Love by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Sasuke would do anything for his reputation, wouldn't he? SasuTen, and a box of Tampax. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Little Tiny Pieces by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Team Gai is broken in heart, mind, and body, and Tenten is dealing with the aftermath. Unfortunately, she's just as crazy as the rest of them. Oneshot. NejiTen, slight LeeTen, and if you're a pervert, GaiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
1010 by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Neji was not in love. But Fate had a different plan.NejiTen pairing. Rated for fluffyness, obsessed Nejis and excessive use of the number 10. I'm going to hell for this one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hyuuga Hijinx by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
That tape would be just FANTASTIC for black mail... No pairings.My mom thought it was hilarious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Sweet Vacancy reviews
Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione was ready to work in the Ministry - if only there was a vacancy! While waiting for the position, she starts working for the Weasleys Twins, and, as she gets closer to Fred, it is the first time she it is the first time she stops to think over her romantic life - and realises it is an utter mess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Fred W.