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Author has written 1 story for Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Review if you like them, I suppose. Quite honestly, I don't write like that, I write much more meaningfully - but I only read fun fanfic, so that's what I'm giving to the community. (Ok, my latest story is getting adult. And, actually, my first one was too. It's all good...)

But to get back to the point. I don't want any "helpful criticism" - thank you for caring, but these stories don't get edited, they just stay there to amuse people. I am not putting my really good work here, for fear of...bad things. (I watch too many made-for-tv movies.) (-;

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Cooking with Artemis and Holly! by HitnRunHeretic reviews
WARNING! NO LONGER UPDATING FOREVER! STOP ASKING! What happens when Holly talks Artemis into doing a cooking show with her? Well with Holly's violent quirks and Artemis sucky cooking skills...you do the math!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Changes by Renegade Ace reviews
nothing can ever stay the same. AV RB
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 2/19/2005
a far better fate by She's a Star reviews
Elizabeth and Norrington. Three ways the story could have gone. Spoilers for At World's End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Will The Romulans Notice by Tribble Master reviews
Inwich the romulans have to notice that two evil unicorns are battling it out in their main square, but somehow don't then end is up! sort of
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Spock, J. Kirk
so hold on by She's a Star reviews
The aftermath of Traveling Salesman. Because everybody hurts sometimes.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Defying Theater Geeks by hippy.intellect reviews
A spoof of Defying Gravity. A girl sticks up for the musical she loves.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
well then i like seeing you at bedtime by She's a Star reviews
Pillow talk, or something like it.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
The Tale of the Fugly Duckling by I.M. Pretti-Awsum reviews
Follow this special duckling's journey through life as he discovers his true identity. Not for people under middle school age, for language, adult themes, and adult content.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
in spite of me by She's a Star reviews
In which Ryan gradually falls for Kelly. In his own bleak, Ryanish way.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Seeing Her by You-Can't-Catch-Me reviews
Lemony had to see her again. But who else will be there with his beloved Beatrice? In Lemony's POV.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Lemony S. - Complete
Mirror, mirror on the wall by Tribble Master reviews
Surprise twist to this short, but sweet poem.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Spock - Complete
Our Final Curtain by Phoebonica reviews
Lemony and Olaf both know it shouldn't end like this. But they can't work out how it is supposed to end. T for language and dark themes.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
The Time it Takes by Musica Diabolos reviews
It’s funny, isn’t it, how when there’s so much you could say you don’t end up saying so much? Oneshot, post Ptolemy's Gate. RE-VAMPED JANUARY 28, 2009!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
He's Dead, Jim by EclipseKlutz reviews
McCoy decides to test the rumors of Kirk and Spock’s relationship via an innocently “confused” statement… he just forgets those questioning his own feelings.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2006 - L. McCoy - Complete
Waiting in Vain by Magnolia Lane reviews
After years of infertility, Ron and Hermione agree to an experimental procedure that allows Ron to carry their child. The consequences of their decision could be the blessing they've been hoping for, or could prove to be fatal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,754 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
That's My Girl by Red Witch reviews
Ben's still having trouble getting over his past, but with a little help of Alicia he might just get over his broken heart.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Occupied Riverdale by Baron Waste reviews
Revised and Updated! In a world next door: Riverdale as we know it ended a year ago. People survive but at what cost to those around them, and to their own souls?
Archie - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
Not Another Therapy Fic by Red Witch reviews
Sue drags the rest of the Fantastic Four to therapy. But the therapist might need some counseling when they reveal some of their...Personal problems.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
The forces of nature by Kitten The Kokeshi Doll reviews
ONE SHOT We might die down here today. Oh don’t talk like that! I know, but it’s time to face facts. I’m injured, you’re immobilised. Incase I don't make it out alive. I have a major crush on you
Zack Files - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Complete
Knot Funny by Red Witch reviews
Reed Richards gets a little too caught up in his own experiments. You would think a guy that smart wouldn't do something as stupid as get himself into messes like these.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Somebody Who Loves Me by Amy Shadows reviews
Holly is trapped in a whirlwind of depression after Artemis gets mind wiped and is left with terrifying dreams. Artemis is going through the same thing as she is. What happens when the two confront each other after all these years? Chapt 6 up,chapt1edited
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl Meets Fan Fiction by Amy Shadows reviews
What happens when Foaly discovers fanfiction.net? Will crazy havoc insue or will they take it lightly? Yeah, right. Many shot story!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
Artemis Fowl: On Call by Isuit reviews
Artemis Fowl is not the type of boy you would consider a babysitter, not at all... (FIXED)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004
Artemis plus Painkillers equals Bad! by Amy Shadows reviews
A very short and slightly humorous fanfic about what happens when Artemis gets sick and takes a whole bottle of painkillers. PLEASE REVIEW, no flames! And, I realize this is very OOC for Artemis at the end, but that is the point of the fic!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/21/2004
Emergency! by RedDamask reviews
Something's happened to Spock...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2004
Promise Not To Tell? by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, one-shot. Someone's pregnant, and it turns out to be a guessing game for Danny. Who could it be? Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Voldie's Special Meeting with Lucius and Severus by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Voldemort calls Severus and Lucius to his Evil Loft of Doooooom for some very special meetings. Part Two up! Voldie finally got the blacklight posters, Snape defends his intellectualism, and Lucius is very proud of his hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Stuck by BluAyu reviews
Rewritten:A locked closet, ropes, and Holly and Artemis? What could happen? Hmmm...maybe alot? AH Lemonadish! .
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up by Nicole11 reviews
What’s the best way to get a guy? According to Ginny, make him jealous, get pregnant, and reluctently leave him for someone else. HG Rating for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,163 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
God Must Hate Me by Hermione Baudelaire reviews
Sequel to 'Everywhere' Ever wonder what Isadora was thinking in TEE? Wonder no more. (Even if you didn't wonder, review) PG13 for -gasp- graphic hand-holding. I'm so naughty, aren't I?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 11/1/2003
Secrets by Haley J. The Bat reviews
Hermione gets pregnant in the beginning of her seventh year she and Ron must figure out how to deal with this while finishing school themselves. Harry and Ginny have growing feelings for each other throughout, but dealing with them isn't easy. INCOMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,975 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/27/2003 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? by Molly Moon reviews
Ah... the joys of motherhood. Lily Potter is in her eigth month of pregnancy and is experiencig some odd cravings. Join Remus and Peter as they seek to placate the rumblings in her belly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Lily Evans P.
Down With Me by Wrong Name Tag reviews
The death of Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Ron W., Harry P.
Redemption by dutchtulips reviews
R/Hr. (post-Hogwarts, they're married) Hermione is grief-striken to learn that Ron, an Auror, has died in the line of duty. but after three months of mourning, something unexpected happens. . . (chapters nine *and* ten have arrived!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,644 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Ballad of Grover the Morph by Arfies reviews
The real reason that there are two Darrins on "Bewitched" is known (Dick York had to leave because of a back injury that left him with an addiction to painkillers), but a fictional reason is never given on the show. What would it have been? Please R&R!
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2002
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/19/2001
Molly's Favorite by Vapid reviews
Mrs. Weasley and Hermione have a chat about their favorite boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2001 - Published: 2/21/2001
The Peculiar Pairings reviews
Don't read if you're humour impaired. Second chapter up! Rated for absolute safety. Really, it's not that bad. Featuring OlafViolet, SunnyKlaus, Tarzan!Poe, and so much more.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 6/27/2005
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