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Joined 07-31-04, id: 643688
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm not dead. And in three words, I have given proper response to most people's questions.

If you're wondering about On A Silver Platter, that is undergoing an overhaul (not drastic, don't worry) and I won't be posting any more chapters until it's completed. So, in short, do not expect anything soon.

If you have another question, or even one relating to the two previous ones, please feel free to contact me. Nothing gets me working better than an interested person wanting to discuss my stories. Or HP in general.

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E-mail/MSN Messenger: anthemonessa@hotmail.com

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The Morning After by Usako3000 reviews
AU. The morning after the Voldemort-is-dead-Woohoo! Celebrations, Hermione and Severus wake up in the same bed with no memory of the night before. Somehow, things will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S., Harry P., Parvati P.
The Incident In The Great Hall by Acadia elle reviews
Winner of the Silver Award, in the Pride Category, of the Multifaceted Awards: Round Three, The Severus Snape Round! Pre HBP AU Romance - Forced to work together, Severus Snape and Hermione Granger realize that there is more magic in the world than they thought. They discover the magic that exists when two souls intertwine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,288 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Twist in the Tale by Shiv5468 reviews
Crookshanks takes steps to oust his rival. There's only room for one ginger in Hermione's life, and it's him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7223 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5871 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Secret Worth Keeping by Red Writing Hood reviews
Letters between Hermione and Dumbledore reveals a secret that Hermione had kept from Severus. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,219 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Choices by Erinya reviews
COMPLETE. Elizabeth Turner seeks freedom, and finds Jack. But when Will gives up his own freedom on her behalf, she must face the consequences of love, betrayal, and choices that cannot be unmade. W&E, J&E, W&OFC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Everyone Has A Dark Side by Alianne reviews
Hermione discovers she is the daughter of Death Eaters and is a pureblood. Once she is in Slytherin and is deserted by all her friends she must make some hard decisions! HGDM Pre HBP. NOTE: On Permanent Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,687 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pomegranate by the original coda reviews
COMPLETE. From her lover's arms on the beaches of Troy, through a journey with Aeneas and a capture in Carthage, and back to Greece as a pawn of war, this is the tale of Briseiswho has travelled far to hear that Achilles did not die in Troy.
Troy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
Intimate Vulnerability by Velvet Storm reviews
Hermione finds herself in unexpected trouble and tries to find a way out by herself. What happens when she passes out in the hall of Hogwarts? Who finds her and consequently ends up taking care of her? Will it bring them together or push them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,769 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Know What You Do In The Dungeons by miss-buttercup reviews
Severus has killed a student, but all is not what it seems. Can he prove his innocence without revealing a secret that would destroy both him and Hermione Granger? .:COMPLETE:.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,850 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Less than Strangers by donotsrock reviews
SSHG. Hermione is kidnapped, but Snape rescues her. A prophecy ensures that she doesn't have much time to enjoy being back. Rating for future chapters (violence, rape, sex).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,734 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
I'm not a child by Gelsey reviews
Hermione has a problem-she's pregnant and doesn't remember who did it, but she does remember that she wasn't willing. Severus vows to help her get her memory of the incident back-but can something more come out of it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,367 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hands by Aras reviews
The final battle, and Hermione has lost everything that was important to her. But will she gain something else? **New Chapter**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,598 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
From The Case Files Of Hermione: Genius by mademoiselle-petal reviews
An affectionate parody, poking fun at all the cliches that pop up so often in my favourite 'ship: SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dark Despair by SueAdams reviews
Ginny is on the run from her (abusive) husband when she falls into the clasps of none other than Draco Malfoy....can he save her in time? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,964 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A True Slytherin by snapesgirl1981 reviews
An ancient prophecy done over a thousand years ago affects the potions Master and his student in ways that soon turn out to be life changing. But how is Albus Dumbledore involved in this and how does it affect Voldemort, Slytherin and the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,455 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
When Hermione goes on Rampage by Estel reviews
Hermione kills everone in limericks and then elopes with Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Hermione G.
Stupid, stupid, stupid! by Witch Lisa reviews
COMPLETE! Severus has a one-night-stand from hell. Can Hermione help him deal with the consequences?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Close Quarters by LadyDrake reviews
After losing her parents in a death raid just as summer begins, Hermione is destined for further suffering when she is sent to stay at the Snape Mansion. **After more than 40 requests for a sequel, you'll get one, but I gotta think on it!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,005 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Hug it Out! reviews
Yeah, it's another Marriage Law fic. Two sides are vying for the loyalty of one couple thrown together. How will Hermione and Snape learn to deal with their new circumstances? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,274 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
On A Silver Platter reviews
Ah, another cliche Hermione's pregnant story. But here's the twist, no one believes she was raped. Cast out into the street, Hermione is barely surviving. But what happens when someone finds out the truth? HGSS WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
For Merlin's Sake reviews
Ever read one of those irritating Hermione stands on the Astronomy Tower and threatens to jump but never does, stories? This is the answer to all of those stoic and droll stories: For Merlin's Sake, if You Don't Shut Up and Jump, I'll Push You.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Okay reviews
Severus has really done it this time. What will Hermione do after catching him in bed with another woman, again? Why hasn't Severus noticed that she isn't okay?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What ever happened to happily ever after? reviews
Postfinal battle. Many are dead, and the memories of their failure still haunt Hermione. Hidden in the south of France, Severus plays 'Pretty Pretty Princess' with his daughter while Herm. remembers. Char Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete