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Joined 01-21-15, id: 6440529, Profile Updated: 08-01-18
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Twilight, and Hobbit.

"For me, writing is like a jigsaw puzzle. It’s not coming up with ideas that’s the problem, it’s getting them to fit together into something that makes sense."


: About Me :

Hey all, I'm Rella. I'm twenty-something, I'm British, and I'm terrible at talking about myself. I read a lot, and I write for fun/relaxation/stress-relief, but I'm always looking to improve. I had an active account on FF.net back when I was still in school, but have only recently dived back into indulging my writing habit again - in between IRL work as a digital designer, book nerd, and cat mum. I mostly write and read fics involving OCs, and occasionally I narrate podfics too.

Hope you enjoy my humble attempts at literary amusement.

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(Icon Artwork by @Elanorx on Tumblr)


Favourites :

- Books:
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
by JRR Tolkien
The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien
The Dresden Files Series by Jim Butcher
Nevernight Chronicles by Jay Kristoff
The Illuminae Files by Jay Kristoff
Six of Crows Duology by Leigh Bardugo
His Fair Assassin Series by Robin LaFevers
Harry Potter Series by J K Rowling
Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austin
Hercule Poirot Novels by Agatha Christie
Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

- Movies: Lord of the Rings : The Hobbit : Star Wars : Harry Potter : Pirates of the Caribbean : Men In Black : every Disney film ever made :

- TV Shows: Firefly : Castle : Poirot : Brooklyn 99 : Teen Wolf : Elementary : Bones : Grimm : CSI :

- Games: Dragon Age : Mass Effect : Horizon Zero Dawn : Assassin's Creed : Tomb Raider : Skyrim :

- General Loves: Fantasy novels : Sci-fi movies : Epic soundtracks : Well placed Shakespeare quotes : Really bad puns : Well written OCs : Literally anything written by Jay Kristoff :

Top 5 Quotes :

“If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.” ― Toni Morrison

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.” ― Bill Watterson

“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.” ― C.S. Lewis

“This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes, or I do.” — Oscar Wilde (final words)


: Completed Projects! :


- Lapsus Memoriae - (Rávamë's Bane Trilogy: Book 1)

Lord of the Rings // Rated T // Status: Complete! - Under Editing

Full Description: Every Tolkien fan has a “Tenth Walker” in them — but Eleanor Dace hasn’t read a word of Tolkien since she was thirteen and was still fantasising about adventuring in other worlds.

Now she’s twenty-two, a third year English Literature student about to graduate from college; when she discovers that her teenage fantasy just got a bit too realistic for her liking. Now she’s trapped in Arda, a world she has little idea how to survive in, trying to recover a missing set of memories that might just help get her home. Or they might just make things go from merely life-threateningly bad; to apocalyptically worse.

With little more than her hazy recall of the Lord of the Rings trilogy to draw on (and a sarcastic second personality giving cryptic advice in her head) Eleanor begins to realise that there is something sinister going on in Middle Earth, besides the return of the One Ring. Something more than mere coincidence brought her here, and only remembering what it is will get her home again.

[My spin on the ever popular scenario: “a girl falls into Middle Earth.” Long chapters. Slow build up. No romance planned yet, though that may change depending on development/feedback. Rated for language.]


: Current Projects :

(in order of priority)


- Compos Mentis - (Rávamë's Bane Trilogy: Book 2)

Lord of the Rings // Rated T // Status: In progress...

Full Description: To put it mildly, Eleanor Dace is up to her pointy elven ears in it.

In the past few years she’s managed to get herself stuck in a coma, stranded in Middle Earth, joined the Fellowship as its resident healer, and now it turns out she has an amnesia-suffering spirit of creation living inside her head. To make matters worse, the only two people in Arda who claimed to have answers to her bizarre situation, or how it happened are either dead, or bound by an ancient oath to never speak of it.

Meanwhile, as Eleanor struggles to make sense of what little information she’s scraped up on her past, things within the sundered Fellowship start to move in an even stranger direction. A decision that saved someone’s life ends up having some rather unexpected repercussions — and as Eleanor starts to notice some worrying changes in herself and her abilities that are definitely not of her own doing, an even bigger issue looms:

Is it finally time to come clean about where she really came from? And who she really has living deep in the vaults of her mind.

In the chaos of a brewing war, only one thing is certain for Eleanor anymore. If she can’t somehow figure out who she once was, and the reason why she chose to erase her own memories in the first place, she might not survive long enough for the plucky spirit sharing her head to say: ‘I told you so.’

[The continuation of my spin on the ever popular cliche: “a girl falls into Middle Earth.” Rated T for language and depictions of violence.]


- Insolent & Insufferable - (Rávamë's Bane Companion Fic)

Lord of the Rings // Rated T // Status: In progress...

Full Description: A series of Rávamë’s Bane oneshots and vignettes told from Legolas’ point of view throughout the story. Will also include POVs from Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli, Boromir, Elrond, and Merileth.

[Warning: here there be spoilers for RB Books 1 and 2]


- Blacklight - (A Twilight Revamp)

// Rated T // Status: Testing/Planning...

“There were exactly three things I was certain of now.

First, Edward Cullen, and his four supermodel siblings, were all vampires.

Second, there was a part of him — a big part, that I’d been trained to fear since before I could walk — that thirsted for my blood specifically.

And third, there was nothing more I wanted to do right now than cut him into teeny-tiny pieces, set the pieces on fire, and then watch them burn to ashes just to make sure..."

~ Ω ~

Isabella “Izzy” Swan is no wilting violet, and never has been in all her seventeen years. That ship sailed long ago when she was born into Venatorum, a highly secretive society of vampire hunters, who’s sole purpose is to defend humanity from the monsters who prey on them from the shadows. They have rules, strict ones too, and they don’t take kindly to those who break them.

There’s just one problem.

Izzy just broke the biggest rule of all: Never reveal yourself or your fellow hunter’s existence.

Now faced with either the Venatorum’s trail and punishment as an adult, or retreating to the safety of her childhood home in Forks for a year, Izzy choses to taste-test life as a normal teenage girl. Go to school. Make some “normal” friends. Maybe even go to prom. What could go wrong?

Only five vegetarian vampires on the school roster, one of whom seems intent on taking a bite out of her, one over-protective father ignorant of the fact his daughter is a professional monster hunter, and one death penalty hanging over her head if she so much as steps out of line again.

Oh yeah, there’s no way this could go wrong.

[A Twilight revamp. Rated T for language and moderate depictions of fantasy violence. Not a romance-centred story.]


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Convictions of the Lost and Found by The Adorable Muffin reviews
When Mint and Mewtwo met, a chain of events were set forth that no one could stop. (Ch. 39 includes new scene)
Crossover - Pokémon & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 218,871 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/1/2017 - [OC, Atem] Mewtwo
Audrey Potter's Prelude by sphinxs-legend reviews
A series of one-shots from the moments we don't get to see of Audrey Potter in her story: Green Eyed Monster. WARNING: Some chapters may contain spoilers from later installments of Green Eyed Monster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 145,185 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/20/2017 - Published: 8/31/2012 - OC
Kiramir by Toriane reviews
Tenth Walker - Gandalf convinces a former Haradrim assassin to join the Fellowship, but the path of blood and gold calls to her again in the form of the Ring. Will an elf prince help her find the strength to defeat her nature, or will she fall, as so many have? Legomance, obviously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,274 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Legolas, Human
Magic of the North by Authorqueen reviews
"I will come back..." 6 years ago, Jack's 12th birthday ended in the freedom of 30 slaves, including a certain green-eyed boy. Little did anyone know that from that moment, nothing would be the same again. 6 years later, a terrible threat rises from the Greater Isles, and with nowhere else to go, Prince Jack is headed north... BOOK 1 of The Silver Compass Trilogy.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 12/14/2014
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 357,570 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
The Right Half by Aicosu reviews
An injury brings Lavellan and Solas closer.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,311 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Cassandra P., Cole, Solas, Lavellan
The Choice of Elros by LalaithElerrina reviews
Elros, the brother of Elrond, has the power to live for all the ages of the world as an immortal Elf. But what if his heart bids him to make another choice?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 237,598 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Elros, OC - Complete
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Paperwork by CornBeefRoast
Being Inquisitor isn't all tomb raiding and dragon slaying. There's the dull as all hell paperwork that needs to be done... and also the people to distract you from it. Brief study on my Lavellan Inquisitor and Cullen. T for language.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Inquisitor, Cullen - Complete
Seven Days by ClassySam reviews
When Jade dies in a horrific car accident after leaving her doomed marriage with Draco, an angel gives Draco a second chance to relive the last seven days with her. Based on the movie 'Three Days'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 84,271 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Femmes Fatales by MollyCarpenter reviews
In which Natasha finds a bar, a vampire, and a knight in not-so-shining armor, in that order
Crossover - Dresden Files & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/21/2014 - H. Dresden, Lara R., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Of Rowan and Ruin by Thundera Tiger reviews
The story of a friendship one hundred and twenty-two years in the making.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Roy's Answering Machine by Fists of Feury reviews
Mustang's very own answering machine, finally! Will he ever call any of them back? How many death threats will he get? Will Armstrong ever stop callng? WILL THE IDENTITIES OF MR. FLUFFIKINS AND SNUGGLEBEAR BE REVEALED? Read and find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
Control Freak by Amrita Glittersong reviews
ObiWan and Anakin get themselves into trouble yet again and make their escape in a speeder. This time, though, ObiWan is at the controls and Anakin begins to think he and his master aren't quite as different in the area of flying as he thought. Nonslash
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The First Snowfall by Manderly reviews
The first snowfall of the Mirkwood winter has always been a special occasion for the small elfling, but this year, things are not the same, nor will they ever be again. Completed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Legolas - Complete
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Compos Mentis (Rávamë's Bane: Book 2) reviews
"They're staring at us." "Probably because we both look like we just crawled out of a graveyard backwards." I said dryly, leaning heavily on my bow. He laughed where he sat next to me on the steps. "Ah yes, that could well be it." — Nothing in my life has ever gone according to plan. I don't know why I thought it would now. [Sequel to Lapsus Memoriae. Full description inside.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,969 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, OC
Insolent & Insufferable (Rávamë's Bane Companion Fic) reviews
A series of Rávamë's Bane oneshots and vignettes told in no particular order from multiple points of view throughout the story - including Legolas, Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli, Boromir, Elrond, and Merileth. [Warning: here there be spoilers for RB Books 1 and 2]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, OC
Point That Thing Somewhere Else (Rávamë's Bane: Hobbit AU) reviews
In answer to the very popular AU question in my Tumblr inbox: what would it have been like if Eleanor of my Rávamë's Bane series had woken 65-ish years earlier in The Hobbit timeline, and joined the Company of Thorin Oakenshield instead of the Fellowship? Well, here's your answer.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/7/2017 - Legolas, Tauriel, OC - Complete
Blacklight (A Twilight Revamp) reviews
"So, the lion joins forces with the lamb?" Edward growled with undisguised distain, glaring down at me through inhuman amber eyes. I glared right back, stepping forward, getting right up in his face until our noses almost touched. "I am no lamb." — [A Twilight Revamp. Full description inside.]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/20/2016
Lapsus Memoriae (Rávamë's Bane: Book 1) reviews
"You make no sense, lass. You look like an elf, talk like a man, eat like a hobbit, curse like a dwarf, and sleep like the dead." — Every Tolkien fan has a 'Tenth Walker' in them, I just never expected mine to become quite so literal. [A mix of the films and books. Full description inside.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,597 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, OC - Complete
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