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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

I'm not interested in writing fanfiction anymore.

Yes, I'm aware that some (if not all) of my fics need to be more worked on but I'm not going to bother. I've grown out of the Naruto fandom and I simply am not interesting in writting anymore, whatever the case.

I've been thinking about deleting some of these fics but I changed my mind in the end. Somebody out there might have liked them and just for one person, I'll leave them here. They're not very 'bad' per se, grammar and such, but they aren't exactly related to the universe they are part of.

Ah well, most fanfics shouldn't be taken seriously anyway. I believe that fanfiction is written only to explore new points of an universe from a book or a movie which would never occure in its fandom while improving one's writing abilities (planning a story, writting it, arranging it, play of words etc) It was fun while it lasted and now I've grown out of it.

But who knows, someday I might become a better writer and finally upload a fanfic worth reading on this site. Though I honestly doubt it will be anytime soon.

Thanks to everybody who read my stories and threw away a few minutes to leave a review. It meant alot for me then and it still does. It gives me a small licker of hope that my writing would improve as well as my imagination. So thank you everybody. :)

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Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 4,048 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4383 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 3,850 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4952 - Favs: 8,262 - Follows: 4,311 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shades of Gray by Shadow Rebirth reviews
See Atra Regnum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,059 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Warcraft, the untold stories by JP0503 reviews
A bunch of short stories about jokes me and my friends makes on warcraft.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 2/20/2006
DCU: Quality Time by princessebee reviews
The lair is being fumigated and Joker and Harley have to find somewhere else to stay. Will the various Rogues of Gotham take kindly to the two clowns dropping in for a sleep-over? Pure crack and playful humour kids! Chap 6: The Riddler! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,124 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
SLASH by jarec reviews
Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Dinner and a Show by Checkerboards reviews
Lights! Camera! Joker!...oh, this can't be good.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Vita Brevis, Ars Longa by KaleidescopeCat reviews
Life is short, but art is long--and Horcruxes were not the only method Voldemort employed during his pursuit of immortality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Of Blood And Chaos by Dagonian reviews
Set during the second invasion of the Burning Legion, Warcraft 3. Rated M for later chapters. R&R.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 229,851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Secret Type by Twinings reviews
There's only one thing to do with a hardened criminal.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
Soft As A Dementor's Kiss by shewhoguards reviews
The first thing it knew was the hunger. Life from a Dementor's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
The Pride of Slytherin by Broken Angel01 reviews
After an incident in potions class, Albus Potter is sent to McGonagall's office, but he gets more than he bargained for when he comes face to face with two very interesting portraits...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
It's the Thought that Counts by Gladrial10 reviews
The Joker is a hard man to shop for but this year Harley's determined to get him the best present ever. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again reviews
After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Sincerely Me by XxHot92xX reviews
Forget insomnia pills, Tobi has a newfangled way of curing sleepless nights. [Tobito theory implied]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 739 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
The Concept of Alliance by SilverLocke980 reviews
Sylvanas watches over her undead and their interactions with the other races, and begins to ponder just what an alliance really means.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
The Search For A Tenth RingWraith by Badrang3 reviews
Angry at Elrond for swiping the group of Nine idea, the Witch King sends Nazgul Number Nine to find them... another Ringwraith!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 7/15/2005
Konoha High by justplainrii reviews
AU : Naruto is a recent transfer to Konoha High School, and he absolutely hates it. However, when he meets such people as Sasuke, a whiny emo, to Haku, a surprising foreign exchange student, will his mind be changed? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,729 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7076 - Favs: 6,824 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6160 - Favs: 4,525 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Itachi's FoolProof Business Plan by RaineJoybringer reviews
Itachi hasn't got enough money for rent! His answer? Why, steal Kakashi's underpants of course! A bombshell is about to hit the fair town of Konohagakure... and nobody is safe, not even the Akatsuki themselves!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Link: Snake and Fox by flammabellum reviews
[Repost] Everyone thought Orochimaru was beyond any hope of salvation. Enter Uzumaki Naruto, a half forgotten jutsu by the Yondaime Hokage and an isolated house...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Naruto of the Uchiha Clan by Lone Kyuubi reviews
A seven year old Sasuke lets Naruto live with his family. What adventures will become of this? rated T for swearing. The final part of the Academy Escapades is up! [Pairing voting ends May 1st]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,728 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Adventures in Babysitting by Istoria reviews
Oh Sarutobi... you didn't really think leaving your students in charge of an academy class was a good idea, did you?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Why? by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Oneshot. Why green? Tenten asks her sensei a simple question and gets a more complex answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Fel Orc Veren Redmorning by SickleYield reviews
Third in a series about the heroes who may become great, but never famous. Not many will remember Veren Redmorning. Those who do will not soon forget. Rating for strong violence.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,323 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Drama by Kaori reviews
Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Of Ramen and Wooden Skates by flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] A series of drabbles narrated by the owner of Ichiraku Ramen House about a certain special person who worked for him before Uzumaki Naruto became the most regular customer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Literal Interpretation by dave-d reviews
Naruto got told off big time by Tsunade. None too happy, he made certain to make his displeasure known. When will he ever learn? [Silly one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 451 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Day Kakashi Arrived on Time by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashi arrives on time? How to react? RandR
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Young Orochimaru has forgotten a very important date.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Orochimaru - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Because I Am In Love by Snozzle reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart's wife lives with the pain of her husband not even remembering her name. Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 359 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kept Behind by LAXgirl reviews
Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wiles of the Enemy by Twoflower2 reviews
Denethor and Sauron have a mind battle
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Sauron
I Shoulda Just by Star Shadow and Dark Stratos reviews
Kakashi's not happy with team seven's teamwork issues. Not happy with his decision, they decide to get back at him. Slight shonenai. Kakashi torture! Yay!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A Day He'll NEVER Forget by Dogedoos reviews
That was it. Snape strode past Ron, and set his robes on fire before he screamed in frustration and vanished into the dungeons. The can of deodorant hovered after him, but was suddenly disintegrated, as it was hit with a rather violent blasting spell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Severus S., George W.
Sauron and the Void by Camel in the Arctic reviews
Really really bad...sorry...Sauron after he gets sent to the Void and he meets some old friends...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Sauron, Saruman
Middle Earth World by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2650 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 6,058 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
One Sweet Moment by first-rain reviews
Ever wonder how Naruto comes to love ramen? This story is for you. No slash. No profanity. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Cockroaches and Namagomi by Priya-chan reviews
Everyone has a snapping point. Even Xellos. I mean, you can only be called Namagomi so many times...
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Xelloss M., Filia Ul Copt - Complete
BATMAN : Three Flew Over The KooKoo's Nest by Doctor Whoops reviews
Joker Scarecrow and Killer Croc bust out of Arkham with hillarious results, As always dedicated to P & J with love.EDITED FOR CLARITY.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2003
BATMAN: TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE by Doctor Whoops reviews
Another fic that began life as a messageboard joke! Dedicated to J & P and all who post on the Bat Beyond Messageboard! A humorous look at Arkham Asylum life as the GCPD try to find where Joker hid his stash. EDITED FOR CLARITY
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2003
An HFWS Christmas Carol by Hyper-Fangirls-Without-Sleep reviews
A hillarious retelling of the Dicken's classic in which Zelgadiss takes the role of Scrooge and faces an entire cast of unique characters on his journey to discover the true meaning of Xmas...and to stop damning Rezo. (Complete!)
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Complete
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/26/2002
Even Angels Make Mistakes! by bunny chan Ginny reviews
Bossy Muggle teenager Melissa is dead. This is, understandably, something she is quite annoyed about. And believe me, Heaven isn't overjoyed about it either. But that's nothing to how Hogwarts will feel, when Melissa accidentally ends up there on a very i
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,199 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 4/10/2001
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Shattered Friendship reviews
Look in my eyes and see the ruins of my world. The pain, the anger, the betrayed, the dead walking among my memories, spilling tears of blood. All because you two forgot. You forgot the most important thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Makeup and Ketchup reviews
Itachi ran on the rooftops like there was no tomorrow, muttering soothing words towards the boy: “Whatever you do, stay far away from the light, don’t go near it, DO YOU HEAR ME SASUKE! Stay away from the light!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Family reviews
Nobody knew of his talent. And neither did he care. It was something only he had only he could do. Nobody could take that away from him. Nobody could copy it, or steal it. It was his. Only his. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Demons of Konoha reviews
“No. I was never a demon and never will be one unless you people influence me to become one.” Naruto spoke again. “It is not I who was the demon. It was you.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete