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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, Clive Barker', Bones, Ouran High School Host Club, Glee, and Supernatural.

Alright guys. My name is CJ. You don't need to know real name if you don't know me in person. I go by Lock. If you have to call me something, call me that. Anyway. I've been on here for years off and on when I get a good enough writer vibe to actually submit my stuff. Most of it is still on my hardrive. Sorry. I just don't get around to doing those things a lot and most are only half finished. I blame school and my absent mindedness. (ooh, pretty button!)

I know I haven't updated in forever and I am sorry. I'm in college now, in Honors, so of course that keeps me hugely busy. If you want more stories from me, leave comments and reviews and ideas. I don't mind creating storiies for fans, I've had to do it for quite a few friends. . So yeah. love me or hate me, tell me about it. Bad reviews just help me think and try to become a better writer for all.

Well A few of my favorite things are as follows.(is reminded of the "A Few Of My Favorite Things" song)...heh.

Favorite Movies:Blade Trinty(Hannibal is HOT), National Treasure 1&2(it kicks ass ok?),Pirate's of the Caribbean(Johnny Depp is the SMEX as a pirate),Hairspray(makes me wish those things did come true), 10000 BC(Helloooo! Smexy dude half naked WHOLE MOVIE), Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy(its funny to me), Across the Galaxy(Love the blue dudes), MirrorMask(coolest original storyline), Nightmare Before Chrismas(I'M IN IT!!), Queen of the Damned(Lestat is HOT), and various other movies. I watch too many to count ok? Almost every single movie I've seen I've loved. leave it at that.

Favorite Music: anything and everything. Rock, Pop, Hiphop, Rap, Country, Classical(I used to play it ok?), Blues, and even a few, ONLY a few, techno. Music is my life. I can't live without it.

Favorite Anime:NARUTO, Jing King of Bandits, Wallflower, Yu Yu Hakusho, Appleseed, Fruits Basket, Hellsing, etc.

I'd also like to say my top four favorite book series' are the Others series by Christine Warren(it has vampires and werewolves, ok?), the Abarat Series by Clive Barker(it kicks ASS! Can't wait til the movie), Vampire Beach by Alex Duval(more vampires), and all books by Sherrilyn Kenyon(greatest romance author in the world). I love books and read a LOT of them. Average of 5 a week. And I don't mean little 120 page ones. More like 300-500 pages. So when I say they are my favorites of ALL, it's a big thing. And if you like fantasy or fiction. Romance or mystery, read these. They will rock your worlds.

Favorite Sayings:

Me-Dreams are for the day, nightmares are forever.

Me again-I'm like poison to your heart. Do you have the antidote?

Jing(Jing)-Too Naughty To Live.

Hiei(YuYu)-Shut up you stupid baka monkey.

Drake(Blade)-Ready to die, mother fucker?

Professor Broom(Hellboy)-There are things that go bump in the night. We are the one's who bump back.

Jack Sparrow(POTC)-Where's the rum gone?

Arthur-"Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice" and "Things that make u go hmmm"...(I'd like to point out this was WAY BEFORE Hairspray came out people. like... 4 years before, actually. makes me feel old. ugh)

Shelby-Beauty is not just on the outside but inside too and Boys...Can't live with them can't live without them...Wait yes you can and J,T,Z Cute as can be.

Jordan-Eat it!Eat it!(had to be there. seriously.o.0)

Hermione(HP)- Boys...

Jonathan-Want to die?

Aleah-Moofoy!(inside joke)

Darius(XXX 2)- I don't play with my life. I'd rather play with yours.

Arthur(Hitchhikers)-Go with a hunch of a man who's brain runs on LEMONS?!

The Guide(Hitchhikers)- Avoid love if at all possible.

And there are tons others...but really. there's WAY too many funny sayings i see in things or do with my friends to really keep track of them all.

Favorite Pairings: NarutoxSasuke, NarutoxGaara, WillxElizabeth, HarryxDraco, DracoxHermione, DracoxBlaise (who is a BOY people-_-), DracoxHermionexBlaise sandwhich, ZacxNikki, LinkxTracy, PennyxSeaweed, CornyxMaybelle, AxelxDemyx(not really but a few are ok), BeastBoyxRaven, ZexionxDemyz, JamesxZexion, HannibalxAbigail, LockxShock, JackxSally, BarrelxGirl Boogie, TrishaxArthur, HellboyxLiz, WillxLayla, SelenexMicheal, HelenaxValentine, CandyxFinnegan, CandyxLetheo, CandyxMalingo, Princess BoaxFinnegan, TylerxNora, LestatxWhoever, JerodxSarah, EvoletxD'leh, BoothxBrennan, TonyxZiva. Basically whatever floats my boat at the time I find them is what I like. I'm not particularily picky as long as the story is good. Hell I've even been known to read a few weird pairings such as HarryxSnape if only because the story was written well. So yeah.

So I hope you enjoyed reading this little drabble. not that it was little by any means but i hope it was at least amusing. Not that any sane person would even read this but then again I am an avid believer that no one on earth is TRULY sane. but that's just me. I digress. Anyway I hope you like my stories too.

To all of my readers and reviewers I love you. :) Thanks. Read and review people!



I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

--Thank you--

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BEST HOST EVER by Xyshuryn reviews
Kyuubi. Naruto. Reluctant friends at first, soon they even have Kami joining them in a deal. But that doesn't mean they're not dicks, right? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Nom De Plumme by Ladii Malfoy reviews
DHr. Draco and Hermione meet 4 yrs. after graduation. Draco an auror & Mione a successful Daily Prophet reporter. However, Draco has no idea that the girl he's in love with is Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Treasure of Gryffindor by Dragon Mistress reviews
Complete! The infamous Captain Black and his band of miscreants sail the seven seas in search of treasure, excitement, and romance. When the daring Hermione Granger joins the crew, will she have what it takes to be a pirate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,196 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
The Unforgettable Forgotten by Angel Abby reviews
What happens when hermione has a terrible accident and wakes up in the future with no memory of the past 4 years... Rated for Language, mild violence, and sex scenes later on. COMPLETED. Going to be edited in the near future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,807 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Differing paths by Anei Aikouka reviews
HP YGO Xover. When Sirius passes through the veil he finds himself in the shadow realm. Dumbledore sends a newly discovered wizard to stay at the burrow. Someone other than Harry saves the day. And Hermione meets a new kid. Read it for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 45,772 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Sirius B., Ron W. - Complete
The NewOld Look by happy-go-lucky-can-die reviews
NEW CHAPTER,finallyHermione Granger is tired of her look, and the reason she is the way she is.So what happens whaen she decides to be her ture self,and everyone wants to know-why HG went to MG.R&R,for sake of sainity,and more chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
No Tama High by fantasydreamer74 reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome are fated not to be together. Kagome leaves the feudal era in attempt to get back to her normal life. When Kagome got back to school she meets Inuyasha and everyone else from the feudal era again. Pairings: InuKag MirSan R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,165 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003
The Shakaku by CrystalEyes SilverWolf reviews
IYYYH crossover. Anyway, I've only seen this idea once: Kagome has a Rekai Tantei Team that must combine with Urameshi's Team. KagHiei, YusKei, MirBo, KurSan, KuwOC!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004
Living To Die by FoxyWolf reviews
IYYYH crossover eventually but not at first...(taken from the story) As she looked up at them she asked the question that had been haunting her, "Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die?"
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,482 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003
Nine Guys And One Annoying Punk Chick by HealerAriel reviews
Yep, the sucked-into-LOTR topic again. But this chick's no Mary Sue. In fact, the Fellowship is debating killing her, because she's so damned annoying. An update! Finally!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Legolas
Secretive Eyes by Sakura Sky reviews
IYYYH x-over. Summary inside. LOTS of angst in the begining! LOTS of love in the end! Please R&R! LATER, JA!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2003
A Crazy Adventure by Iris42 reviews
Two girls get "sucked" into the movie Pirates Of The Caribbean and they run into Jack & Will.........I suck at summarys but please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003
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There is Always Hope reviews
Destiel. Wrote this as a prompt for a friend. Dean and Castiel reunite, Dean gives Cas his coat back. Really innocent-ish fluff. Enjoy.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Taste of Tears reviews
Sam's been hurt badly. Who's there to pick up the pieces? Warning: very detailed. Rated M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
This is What Love Is reviews
Tamaki has a visitor. Who is it? Read and Review. I made this for my best friend as a surprise. I hope she likes it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
What is Yoga? reviews
Brennan once told Booth to try yoga out but she ended up doing it instead. What happens when Booth catches her at it? Read and Review, please.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
We're in Pirates of the Caribbean! reviews
This is me and my best friend in the POTC world.Its an awesome story and I hope you like it.R and R please.Flamers welcome.Rated M just to be sure.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2006
Girlfriend reviews
Sam's tired of Danny not understanding. Will her plans for the Talen Show work? This is a songfic. SamxDanny pairing cuz they need to be together.hope you like it.Read & Review please.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Ghost of Me reviews
The Princess has long since been dead. The two men who loved her, and even still do, don’t know that she lives on right in front of them. Will they ever know? Read and Review please. Rated K
Clive Barker' - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
What Goes On In My Mind reviews
Vincent had always been silent where Reno was concerned. But what is he really thinking? Reno’s about to find out. Read and Review please. Rated M for sex and language. YAOI. You've been warned.
Final Fantasy: Unlimited - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Bye Bye Boyfriend reviews first.uses the song Bye Bye boyfriend by Fefe Dobson.awesome song.Read and Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth Revealed reviews
yeah I once had this up but it kinda I deleted it then fixed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006
Where The Hell Are We! reviews
A group of best friends are suddenly shoved into the Naruto world!Oh what chaos will ensue?Only one way to find out!R and R please!Warning:yaoi and some OOC.Flamers are welcome.Rated M just to be sure.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Lies In The Future? reviews
NaruSasu yaoi story here.Naruto leaves and comes back years later.Whats changed?Rated M for sex later on and for language.R&R please.Flamers welcome.They will just help me make coffee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Secrets reviews
Heh.This is my first ever one shot.Its SasuNaru and has a lemon.Rated M cuz of it.I hope yall like it.Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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