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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am the girl whose friends no longer let me hug them when I told them I was bisexual.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

AND...

...because good things happen too:

I am the guy who came out to the entire school in his senior speech and got a standing ovation for his courage.
I am the girl who kisses her girlfriend on the sidewalk and laughs at those who glare.
We are the couple who planned and studied and got a damn good lawyer and BEAT the state that wanted to take our child away.
We are the ones who took martial arts classes and carry pepper spray and are just too dangerous to gay bash.
I am the transgender person who uses the bathroom that suits me, and demands that any complaining staff explain their complaint to my face in front of the entire restaurant--and shares with my other trans friends which restaurants don't raise a stink.
I am the mother who told her lesbian daughter to invite her girlfriend over for dinner.
I am the father who punished his son for calling you a fag.
I am the preacher who told my congregation that love, not hate, is the definition of a true follower of God.
I am the girl who did not learn the meaning of "homosexual" until high school but never thought to question why two men might be kissing.
I am the woman who argues (quite loudly and vehemently) with the bigots who insist that you do not have the right to marry or raise children.
We are the high school class who agrees, unanimously, along with our teacher, that love should be all that matters.

I am the child who was raised going to gay marriages and civil unions, becuase my parents never taught me to hate.

I am making a difference. Hate will not win if we do not let it. If you agree, repost this.


If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype(s) that fits you.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon, fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.

Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean."

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on
Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the color pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl/boy over fictive girls/Bishojos boys or BIshies girls, so I MUST hate guys or girls.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying
everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

I HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl.

I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST not know how to live anywhere but a big city.

I'm FROM ST. LOUIS, so I MUST be a bad driver.

I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention.

I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to
blow up at insults.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.


Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rockos modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "In west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny
meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be
together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped
anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

Everyone watched the WB.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles, Wild Thornberry's , Rocket Power.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you
thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Before Tupac was shot.

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When kick ball was a daily activity.

When we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

One word. . . . . . . .trolls.

You had slap bracelets!

You Actually played outside until it was dark!

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . .

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

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Here Comes The Sun by border-skitz reviews
So I changed the name, cause I liked this title better! Just something I wished had happened, because there wasn't nearly enough Edward/Audrey moments in there for my liking. Please read and review, it's my first fic! Chapter 14 up!
Daybreakers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,555 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Audrey B., Edward D.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,193 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Birth Marks by Dark Inu Fan reviews
Kagome has a weird birth mark on her arm that may be connected with her Higurashi history. Kagome, a hanyou? IYxYYH
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 217,372 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Lovely Child by Anastasia Kaliska Dyani Malfoy reviews
Caught at the end of a potions experiment gone wrong Harry is turned into a child. He sure isn't the luckiest person in the world. Especially when his babysitters are one Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape. Who will be falling for who by the time he's healed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,911 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Hero by XxRoGuExHeArTxX reviews
HD Slash. When Harry is brutally beaten & raped by a mystery assailant, a very unexpected hero comes to the rescue in the form of Draco Malfoy. Nothing at Hogwarts is as it seems though, and Harry & Draco soon realize all they can depend on is each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Desert Warrior by ShadeDancer reviews
HP Mummy Returns xover. The Dursely’s took Harry with them to Egypt and then gave his life to the desert. The Gods had other plans though and Harry became a warrior of the desert, a Medjai. TO FLAMERS WHO CANNOT READ ANs THE STORY IS NOT SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,720 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Ardeth B. - Complete
Manipulation is Key by meikouhaikitsune reviews
When running away from fear of his Uncle's wrath, Harry uses Floo Powder and lands in a place and a situation worse than his muggle home.Harry ends up in Voldemort's mansion and Tom admits his obsession, to himself. Being Revamped HpxLvxTr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,291 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Golden Phoenix and Silver Dragon by Descendant of Doom reviews
Completed! Something happened over the summer to Draco. Now he needs protection from Voldemort. Will Harry protect him and if so what is in store for the two? Slash DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blood's Sacrifice by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry's New Life by Hermione16 reviews
AU. A woman takes Harry away right after he was left on the Dursley's doorstep and raises him in her hidden house. Later she adopts three magical children to keep Harry company as his brother and sisters and they attend Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,182 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
What Do We Do Now by momma-dar reviews
How different would Harry be if he was taken from the Dursley's when he was 5 and raised by his real father, Severus Snape, and the rest of the Hogwarts staff. And what is the surprise that they get after they bring Harry home. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,916 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Orphan: Book II by SpiderLily reviews
Second year for Harry and Blaise is up and running! This year there's the revelation of the Heir of Slytherin, but his evil doings won't work out quite the way he planned... Continuation of SaphirePhoenix's story. AU Second Year FemBlaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
It Must Be Destiny by the amber dragonfly reviews
REVAMPED! Sequel to As Fate Would Have It. 14 years after Fate ended, an American exchange student comes to Japan in search of info on her ancestors. Inusouta offers to teach her Japanese to help her. Lots of japanese terms. Rated for language and citrus.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,764 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,164 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Book I: Calm Before the Storm by Shakku reviews
COMPLETE! Voldemort couldn't kill Harry, so he takes him and raises him as his own son. But, why couldn't he kill a child, when he has killed so many others? And what of James and Lily? What happened that night? HPDM, JPLE, Minor TRLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hanyou Her, Hanyou Him by Wolf Blossom reviews
Finding an injured miko, the gang helps her. Late at night, the miko goes to Inuyasha and tells him, “For helping me, I shall grant you a single wish...” and what does he wish for? For Kagome to be Hanyou. InuKag [COMPLETED]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,884 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Irreversible Destiny by SheWolfe7 reviews
AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,006 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Second Chance by LucyferPheonixMalfoy reviews
What if Dudely was a Wizard? What if Petunia was a Death Eater? What if Harry was really the Dark Lords son? Would he be the 'BoyWhoLived'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,069 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Betrayals and Secrets by Shakku reviews
COMPLETE!Harry returns to Grimmauld Place to find most have betrayed him, believing Skeeter's lies who says he is on the Dark Side and now they want him in Azkaban. Even more disbelieving, Dumbledore has kept a BIG secret from Harry and the marauders.HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,352 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heir of Blood by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood Prince. Harry and Blaise are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things promise to be just as exciting as their first year. Too bad their Defense teacher is another incompetent loser…Mafia Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,398 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
How to charm a dragon by Skysha-Tranqui reviews
[REWORKED - COMPLETED]A twist on an old tale. Harry is part-veela, but he isn't exactly comfortable with his new heritage. Will be HDslash. r&r please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 73,343 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Complete
Blind Faith by xyvortex reviews
Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out he can have anything but. please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,022 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Dream is a Wish by Dragon Man 180 reviews
After Naraku is defeated, Kagome gets turned into a hanyou becasue of a dream she had. InuKag MirSan ShippoRin SessOC pairings
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,481 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Triangle of Three by Joulez reviews
After Harry destroys Voldemort he moves in with Sirius and Remus over time he starts to feel things for both of them, little does he know that they also feel the same way. starts SBRL ends SBRLHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,112 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
Someone who needs me by Gus-Chether reviews
Harry left the wizarding world behind, vowing not to come back until the One Who Truly Needs Him figures out his feelings. Until then Harry lives the life without fame that he never got. COMPLETE! EPILOGUE UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,220 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment or a Gift by Darkpoetress13 reviews
*COMPLETE* The Gryffindors party at the end of their fifth year... Harry and Draco have some drunken fun... but next year there is a change in Draco...and Harry finds himself in love with the Slytherin.. *warning* mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,156 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete