The Heartless Cookie
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Joined 01-25-15, id: 6452477, Profile Updated: 03-06-15
Author has written 2 stories for Minecraft, and Pokémon.

Hello!

I am the Heartless Cookie, obviously. I'm a boy, teenager, a Boy Scout, a Roman Catholic, homeschooled, and a complete, absolute oddball.

I generally try to use a large vocabulary, but not so much that it becomes Purple Prose (ridiculously and unnecessarily complex).

My birthday is January 24, just so you know :)

Likes: Archery, swimming, camping, using computers, eating, pizza

Dislikes: Rude people, bad stuff, veggies (that extends to pizza with veggies.)

Adjectives to describe me: Odd, weird, optimistic, tall, Catholic, pizza-loving, friendly

What I might write for: Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, Sesame Street (I don't even know...), Minecraft.

I might also make a FictionPress account to publish an original story a long time in the making.
I now have a FictionPress account of the same name.

Note: I, as of yet, do not know how to do proper paragraphing. Sorry about the walls of text :P'

Another note: My Minecraft stories will not contain such elements as inventories, punching trees, etc. They will basically be real life with Minecraft mobs, items, etc.

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Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 957 - Words: 273,560 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus
The Secret Lives of Endermen by Geia Akyama reviews
What do Endermen do when you are too afraid to look? How do they live? These questions and more explored by Henri Lamark as he travels with these mysterious beings to unravel the secrets they hold.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 55,863 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 1/13/2012
A Beginner's Guide To Pokémon by Thanos6 reviews
In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,912 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Holes by JammC reviews
Pokemon is full of holes if you pay attention...so many holes...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 3/20/2017
Life With My Best Friend by SquirtlePWN reviews
A boy befriends a pokemon while on vacation and goes back a year later to find it again and take it home. Will the pokemon be a pet, a playmate, a battler, or something more?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,634 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Gardevoir/Sirknight
Doctor Pikachu by TheRyanito reviews
Ash is sick, and Pikachu isn't having it! One-Shot (First Story, go easy on me!)
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Bayleef, Totodile/Waninoko - Complete
A Fox's Chronicle by SinzutheGreat reviews
A young man who never understood the multimedia craze that is Pokemon finds himself not only in a world inhabited by Pokemon and Pokemon alone, but having become one himself. With the (unwanted) help of a strange six-tailed vixen, can he find a way back home?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Eevee/Eievui, Vulpix/Rokon, Noibat
Unoriginality 1: An Original Trainer Story by Farla reviews
Meet Kazikami, the blue haired seventeen year old just starting her journey, and others! Totally and utterly original, really! No cliches here! Chapter 30: Pokemon Picking.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 4/22/2005
Journey Of An Autistic Trainer by The Autistic Patriot reviews
Ash is diagnosed with autism, but that's not stopping him from making a Pokémon journey of his own. On his travels, he will have friends who help him, gym leaders with differing views on autism, and (of course) Pokémon. Can he prove that autistic people can be capable of being trainers? Rated T for later themes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,247 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Daisy O./Nanami O.
Katherine Heaton by thelastsarahbender reviews
Katherine Heaton's last day alive.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Complete
There are no days off in Terraria by thecupcakefox reviews
There comes a point when the hero thinks she's reached a state of comfortability. Her goal was to keep her villagers safe. She never expected King Slime to join them, and she would never be prepared for the calamities of hard mode. Player x King Slime
Terraria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 4/24/2016 - The Guide, OC
Goodbye From A Guide by storytelllaur reviews
He knew his time was almost up. So he wrote his goodbyes to the hero who'd save their world. [Oneshot]
Terraria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2016 - The Guide, The Player - Complete
Beers of the Prophets by Subatoi9 reviews
Bashir and O'Brien have one scotch too many. An epic, drunk adventure for the ages.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2016 - J. Bashir, M. O'Brien, B. Sisko - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Hang Lights In the Middle of the Night by thelastsarahbender reviews
Ben tries to hang holiday lights in the middle of the night. Tory thinks he's stupid.
Virals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Ben B. - Complete
The Ivypool and Mapleshade Show by Ciara1214 reviews
Ivypool and Mapleshade have started a talk show! And that means pink sparkly glitter, iPaws, Lana Del Rey and Tutus. Things are about to get 10000 Pawcent crazier from here on out!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2015
Job Well Done by Rassilon001 reviews
Happy days turned into happy years turned into a happy life. But now it's all over, and the emotions have to say their farewells. Warning: keep tissues handy.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Riley, Riley's Emotions - Complete
New World by An Enemy Spy reviews
When Dust intervenes on a heinous crime, he is propelled on an adventure that will take him to the far corners of the earth. Meanwhile, a powerful Pokémon from an age long gone awakens. In a story that spans two eras thousands of years apart, can Dust set right what happened long ago, while avoiding the clutches of the evil Baron and his murderous son? Involves original characters.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 86,480 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Mewtwo
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape by Were-Cat Animagus reviews
This doesn't even make sense. No shipping, just craziness and an insane person behind it
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Severus S. - Complete
Herobrine by Minecraftpsyco99 reviews
A poem about Hero Brine.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Steve - Complete
Hey Steve by Minecraftpsyco99 reviews
A song sang to Hey Jude By the Beatles NOTE: If you record this song, let me know so I can check it out! Please give me credit for the lyrics though!
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Steve - Complete
Akin by bltbackwards reviews
The Doctor, while tracking down an interesting bit of Void matter, runs into Legolas, who is now living in present-day London. During journeys through time and space the two learn that Time Lords and Elven Princes are more akin then they thought.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,753 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013 - 10th Doctor, Legolas - Complete
Steve's New World by SwordsOfEternalLight reviews
Usually people write fanfic's on people on Earth going to the Minecraft world! Well, one of the only characters in Minecraft, Steve, is now transported to our world! Yay!
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Steve
My Little Borg by Roger M. Wilcox reviews
I know I'm not the first to think of this, but I couldn't resist. (Because, after all, resistance is futile!) To the Borg, the Little Ponies are merely Species 14864. None can resist assimilation. ... Or can they?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,096 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Princess Celestia, Shining Armor - Complete
Yes I Wear a Dress by Xenolord reviews
An incredibly effeminate Gardevior is put in the Daycare with a female Alakazam. Drabble
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Alakazam/Foodin
Behind Your Shed, I Never Move Again by Saffron Panther reviews
Smudger was converted into a generator and left behind their shed. Duke was found years later, but Smudger's fate was never revealed after the railway closed. So here's the voice that never got to speak. Now with a 2014 update.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
New Game by Misheard Whisper reviews
What happens to your Pokemon when you press New Game? If you don't transfer them to another game, they might well resent you for it. A sobering look at that New Game button we all take for granted. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
An Unfinished Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
Even the greatest of trainers have their wounds.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Directive, You by Flatlander reviews
WALL-E never fully recovered his memories after he was damaged, and EVE devotes herself to helping him fully remember her, and the rest of his life. Story also describes the state of humanity post-film. Read and review, please, my first WALL-E fic! :D
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/27/2008
Autophobic by ScytheRider reviews
When a Charmeleon survives a suicide attempt, its trainer finds himself faced with some difficult decisions. Charmeleon's POV. One-shot, sequel to "Acrophobic" by EkaSwede.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
When the Devil Sleeps by Crystal Remnant reviews
Exhausted, Al decides to carry a sleeping Edward into central much to the enjoyment of their coworkers. 'Who ever knew he could look so...innocent' [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Acrophobic by EkaSwede reviews
[Oneshot] Charmeleon's POV. Charmeleon has a weakness which is very uncommon to his kind. He will soon evolve, but doesn't want to. He thinks of one solution...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
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Pokémon: Integration reviews
In the city of Rustboro, society is changing alarmingly. Humans and Pokémon walk in the same streets and drink at the same bars. Poké Ball sales are at an all-time low. Some Pokémon are entering the political scene. However, not everyone is fond with this change, and a new terrorist Team shows that some are willing to go too far in its favor...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, OC
Minecraft: Secret of the Undead reviews
Steve and Alex discover the truth behind the mysterious zombies. Rated T for violence, language, and gore.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Steve, OC, Zombie