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Greetings and salutations!
I'm a twenty-something, studying mortuary science. Also, I'm obsessed with Greek, Norse, Roman and Arthurian mythology. Favorite sports, some I even do, are volleyball, archery, hockey, boxing, and soccer. Also, massive important thing you should know, I'm a total movie buff. Seriously, I've probably wasted millions of dollars at theaters all over my state. All my friends come to me for advice on what to see because, if I haven't seen it on the big screen, I've found online and they know I know which movies are the good ones.
To see all my characters and get updates (or just ask me whatever questions you want), my tumblr url is
I also have an account on wattpad, thesarcasticenigma (www(.)wattpad(.)com/user/thesarcasticenigma). I'm going to put a few of my fics on there for the freedom of being able to display pictures and link music as ff.net does not offer those features.
"Live on the edge of a broken dream, live to live another day."
"I sound my barbaric YAWP from the rooftops of the world." - Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass: Song of Myself
"We often confuse that which we want with what already is." - Valentine, Mirrormask
"Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until - in our own despair - against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God." - Aeschylus
"Do not stand by my grave and weep...I am not there; I do not sleep. When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds circling in flight. Do not stand by my grave and cry...I am not there. I did not die." - Royster
"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul." - W. E. Henley, Invictus
"If you believe in love at first sight, you never stop looking." - Tagline for Closer
"Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are. You'll see what I mean." - Whistler, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Becoming (1)
"Here's everything I know about war: somebody wins, somebody loses, and nothing is ever the same again." - Admiral Constanza Stark, CY 9784, Andromeda
"This is the price of freedom: Your every drop of courage, ounce of pain, pint of blood. Paid in advance." - Sebastian Lee, "The Rising Tide," AFC 271, Andromeda
"Don’t tell me there’s no where to go but up 'cause, the truth is, there’s always more down." - Seamus Zelazny Harper, Andromeda
"The thing is, as far as the universe is concerned, we're all bugs! Just hoppin' along, lovin' life, until one day fate decides to introduce each and every one of us to our very own, personalized windscreen." - Seamus Zelazny Harper, Andromeda
Harry Potter Survey!!
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? TIE! Between Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban lol
Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger, Sirius Black, Fred & George, Bill Weasley, Nearly Headless Nick.
What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin! Slytherin and proud, dammit! But Ravenclaw is a close second.
But what house would you think you'll be in? SLYTHERIN AND PROUD DAMMIT!
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick.
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Hmmm, maybe Ancient Runes.
Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Remus Lupin, for the one year he was there, and McGonagall, for the entire series.
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? None, cause I'm not athletic at all.
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? See the above.
Who do you want to make friends with? Nearly Headless Nick, Grey Lady, all the members of the Order, Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, Luna Lovegood and, Fred, George and Bill Weasley
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione!
Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because we're both massive bookworms and would do anything for our friends
Which character in the book can you relate to? Hermione, mostly because the person who got me into the series told me to read the very first book because I'm just like her. I was a little offended at first - seriously, I'm just like a bushy haired, bucktoothed bookworm? lol - But it all worked out in the end!
What pet would you get? I'd love a cat, just to have something to cuddle with, but I'm allergic so I'd probably just have an owl since they all live in the owlery.
If's (if questions):
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Probably myself happily married to any of the many celebs that I love with a successful career of my own, financially secure.
If you had a choice between a Firebolt and an Invisibility Cloak, what would you pick? Invisibility Cloak, duh! If I could fly without a broom though, that'd be better.
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course! What kind of friend would I be if I didn't?
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I'd probably either faint or hug him lol
What would be his reaction to your reaction? Hmmm, he'd probably enjoy the hug...
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Probably Harry, let him know he's not the only one.
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Hell yeah! I'd tell Dumbledore and then start a petition to get the old toad removed from the school! And if that didn't work, I'd go above everyone's head and go straight to any connection I had at the Ministry.
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Remus or Bill.
Post a character that has the same hair color as you. Harry Potter (mine's actually super dark brown that it's almost black so, yeah...)
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Albus Dumbledore.
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Well, I think black is pretty obvious lol
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Bubblegum pink!
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Orange (can you guess why? lol)
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? A light, earthy green.
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Crystal clear blue, maybe like the sky or the sea in places like Jamaica
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Black.
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? I kinda wish it was over, but I'm bored and have nothing else to do so I'll keep going.
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? Probably use it give me that boast of confidence on the days I have exams.
Do you like the books more or the movies? While the movies are visually stunning, the books are so much better and with so much more information and substance.
Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus!
What would your Patronus take shape in? I would think a wolf, just because they're very protective of their loved ones and so am I. But, according to Pottermore, mine is an otter.
What would be your Animagus form? Probably a bird of some sort.
What subject do you want to be the best in? Ancient Runes or Transfiguration.
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus.
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius.
Hermione or Cho? Hermione.
James Potter or Snape? James.
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid.
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders, all the way!
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus!
Harry or Ron? Harry.
Fleur or Tonks? I don't really like either tbh so I respectfully abstain.
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione.
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Victor.
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna.
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves!
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Aragog.
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes!
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs. I've had them, they're quite delicious!
Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors. Even if the wizard cops are kinda useless, at least they aren't the magical KKK!
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Ughhhh...
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narciss.
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? The third task, just so I could meet a sphinx.
Is this survey fun or boring? Kinda in the middle...