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Author has written 28 stories for ER, Andromeda, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Troy, Tuck Everlasting, Fantastic 4, Justice League, Covenant, Blade, Angel, Pirates of the Caribbean, Heroes, True Blood, Losers, Fast and the Furious, X-Men: The Movie, Walking Dead, Vampire Diaries, Originals, Jurassic Park, Gotham, Teen Wolf, and Preacher.

Greetings and salutations!

I'm a twenty-something, studying mortuary science. Also, I'm obsessed with Greek, Norse, Roman and Arthurian mythology. Favorite sports, some I even do, are volleyball, archery, hockey, boxing, and soccer. Also, massive important thing you should know, I'm a total movie buff. Seriously, I've probably wasted millions of dollars at theaters all over my state. All my friends come to me for advice on what to see because, if I haven't seen it on the big screen, I've found online and they know I know which movies are the good ones.

To see all my characters and get updates (or just ask me whatever questions you want), my tumblr url is sarcastic-enigma, mrsvincentgriffith, drbobbimorse (drbobbimorse(.)tumblr(.)com). There's a link right on my page to "My Characters" and even to my "Secondary Characters" if you wanna see the co-stars in my fics or a few upcoming characters!

I also have an account on wattpad, thesarcasticenigma (www(.)wattpad(.)com/user/thesarcasticenigma). I'm going to put a few of my fics on there for the freedom of being able to display pictures and link music as ff.net does not offer those features.

Quotes:

"Live on the edge of a broken dream, live to live another day."

"I sound my barbaric YAWP from the rooftops of the world." - Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass: Song of Myself

"We often confuse that which we want with what already is." - Valentine, Mirrormask

"Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until - in our own despair - against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God." - Aeschylus

"Do not stand by my grave and weep...I am not there; I do not sleep. When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds circling in flight. Do not stand by my grave and cry...I am not there. I did not die." - Royster

"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul." - W. E. Henley, Invictus

"If you believe in love at first sight, you never stop looking." - Tagline for Closer

"Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are. You'll see what I mean." - Whistler, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Becoming (1)

"Here's everything I know about war: somebody wins, somebody loses, and nothing is ever the same again." - Admiral Constanza Stark, CY 9784, Andromeda

"This is the price of freedom: Your every drop of courage, ounce of pain, pint of blood. Paid in advance." - Sebastian Lee, "The Rising Tide," AFC 271, Andromeda

"Don’t tell me there’s no where to go but up 'cause, the truth is, there’s always more down." - Seamus Zelazny Harper, Andromeda

"The thing is, as far as the universe is concerned, we're all bugs! Just hoppin' along, lovin' life, until one day fate decides to introduce each and every one of us to our very own, personalized windscreen." - Seamus Zelazny Harper, Andromeda

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? TIE! Between Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban lol

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger, Sirius Black, Fred & George, Bill Weasley, Nearly Headless Nick.

What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin! Slytherin and proud, dammit! But Ravenclaw is a close second.

But what house would you think you'll be in? SLYTHERIN AND PROUD DAMMIT!

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Hmmm, maybe Ancient Runes.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Remus Lupin, for the one year he was there, and McGonagall, for the entire series.

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? None, cause I'm not athletic at all.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? See the above.

Who do you want to make friends with? Nearly Headless Nick, Grey Lady, all the members of the Order, Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, Luna Lovegood and, Fred, George and Bill Weasley

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione!

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because we're both massive bookworms and would do anything for our friends

Which character in the book can you relate to? Hermione, mostly because the person who got me into the series told me to read the very first book because I'm just like her. I was a little offended at first - seriously, I'm just like a bushy haired, bucktoothed bookworm? lol - But it all worked out in the end!

What pet would you get? I'd love a cat, just to have something to cuddle with, but I'm allergic so I'd probably just have an owl since they all live in the owlery.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Probably myself happily married to any of the many celebs that I love with a successful career of my own, financially secure.

If you had a choice between a Firebolt and an Invisibility Cloak, what would you pick? Invisibility Cloak, duh! If I could fly without a broom though, that'd be better.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course! What kind of friend would I be if I didn't?

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I'd probably either faint or hug him lol

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Hmmm, he'd probably enjoy the hug...

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Probably Harry, let him know he's not the only one.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Hell yeah! I'd tell Dumbledore and then start a petition to get the old toad removed from the school! And if that didn't work, I'd go above everyone's head and go straight to any connection I had at the Ministry.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Remus or Bill.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you. Harry Potter (mine's actually super dark brown that it's almost black so, yeah...)

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Albus Dumbledore.

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Well, I think black is pretty obvious lol

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Bubblegum pink!

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Orange (can you guess why? lol)

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? A light, earthy green.

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Crystal clear blue, maybe like the sky or the sea in places like Jamaica

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Black.

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? I kinda wish it was over, but I'm bored and have nothing else to do so I'll keep going.

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? Probably use it give me that boast of confidence on the days I have exams.

Do you like the books more or the movies? While the movies are visually stunning, the books are so much better and with so much more information and substance.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus!

What would your Patronus take shape in? I would think a wolf, just because they're very protective of their loved ones and so am I. But, according to Pottermore, mine is an otter.

What would be your Animagus form? Probably a bird of some sort.

What subject do you want to be the best in? Ancient Runes or Transfiguration.

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus.

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius.

Hermione or Cho? Hermione.

James Potter or Snape? James.

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders, all the way!

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus!

Harry or Ron? Harry.

Fleur or Tonks? I don't really like either tbh so I respectfully abstain.

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Victor.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves!

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Aragog.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes!

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs. I've had them, they're quite delicious!

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors. Even if the wizard cops are kinda useless, at least they aren't the magical KKK!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Ughhhh...

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narciss.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? The third task, just so I could meet a sphinx.

Is this survey fun or boring? Kinda in the middle...

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Of a Lingering Hope by DirtyFeet reviews
From the rubble, I built myself back up, gathered my bones, and shed my old skin. I set my sights on the distant horizon and carved a path without him. But when the green fires were rekindled, he was once again by my side – always watching, always waiting, always mine. Final installment of the "Of Wolves and Men" trilogy and sequel to "Of Men and War." RL x OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 653,859 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Remus L., OC
Ruin by Team Damon reviews
From the moment his emerald green eyes first beheld her, he knew he'd have her. It was not a question of if, but merely how and when. And he would be the one to decide both. Starts pre-Thor, will cover up to and beyond The Dark World. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 320,697 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Loki, OC]
The Lion and the Lady by blondie1010 reviews
What if Lyanna Stark had married Robert Baratheon before she was spirited away by Rhaegar Targaryen? What if they had a child together and what would her story be? Rated M for some adult language and themes.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 208,261 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Jaime L., OC] [Sansa S., Sandor C.]
The Last of Us by FriendsWithTheMonster reviews
Sydney didn't know what was in store for her when she knocked on his door but she knew why she was there. With no one left to turn to, would he be her hero or would she ultimately become the villain she could only dream about. Season 3. Peter Hale/OC
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 220,953 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Derek H., Peter H., OC - Complete
Song Remains the Same by R. W. Winters reviews
For Alex Winchester, normal has never been in the equation. Mute since the nursery fire, she grew up on the road chasing ghosts with her brothers and father. When her voice is inexplicably restored and the angel Castiel appears claiming to be her guardian, both of their lives change forever in ways that Heaven and Earth never expected. Cas/OFC - sisfic - S4 and on - AU (ON HIATUS)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 131 - Words: 2,049,936 - Reviews: 4505 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Castiel, OC] Dean W., Sam W.
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. [Currently Being Updated. Est Finish July 2017] *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 743,210 - Reviews: 12036 - Favs: 6,316 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 178,037 - Reviews: 6165 - Favs: 9,239 - Follows: 4,412 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Knee Deep in the River by YumKiwiDelicious reviews
"This whole feud and the reason behind it has gone as milky as your eye, and I don't know if we'll ever see daylight again when it has done with us." HATFIELDS & MCCOYS. Eventual Cap/OC with lots of Cotton-Top love. R&R!
Hatfields & McCoys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,369 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 6/9/2012
Crush by MissMelysse reviews
Data/OFC friendship. AU. Having a crush on your math tutor is bad enough. Having a crush on your math tutor who is also a sentient android, a line officer, and your mother's boss is even worse. Mix in healthy doses of music, snark, and teen angst, and you can see why when Zoe Harris is dragged to the ENTERPRISE she'd rather be anywhere but there.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 196,563 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Data, OC - Complete
Much Ado About Vulcan by thearrowsoflegolas reviews
A story of love, laughs and logarithms. Alex Birchwood is stuck with the math elective in her final year of medical training, a class that happens to be taught by the most disagreeable Vulcan she has ever had the misfortune of meeting, Commander Spock. Spock and Alex take an instant dislike to each other, but as circumstances push them closer together, will these feelings change?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,993 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Spock, OC] J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Kiramir by Toriane reviews
Tenth Walker - Gandalf convinces a former Haradrim assassin to join the Fellowship, but the path of blood and gold calls to her again in the form of the Ring. Will an elf prince help her find the strength to defeat her nature, or will she fall, as so many have? Legomance, obviously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,274 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Legolas, Human
The Wolf You Feed by FriendsWithTheMonster reviews
Sequel to The Last of Us: Sydney should have known from the start that her war wasn't going to end with the demise of the nogitsune, especially not since she fell in love with Peter Hale. Today was a painful reminder that the wounds would heal but the scars would always remain. Season 4: Peter Hale/OC
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,084 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Stiles, Derek H., Peter H., OC - Complete
sometimes (i find it hard to believe) by shineyma reviews
Grant Ward's soulmate is a beautiful, brilliant scientist whom he has absolutely no hope of turning to HYDRA. The fact that this is not his biggest problem really says a lot. [Part three of the "before you fall" series]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 285,942 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [G. Ward, J. Simmons] L. Fitz, Skye/Daisy J.
Ruined by c0llapsing97 reviews
"Falling into ruin was a bit like falling in love: both descents stripped you bare and left you as you were at your core. And both endings are equally painful." After Iseis Baratheon leaves King's Landing she ends up as Robb Stark's prisoner. As old memories resurface and feelings of love and lust develop, she soon realizes killing the Young Wolf isn't as easy as she once thought.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 307,021 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Robb S., OC] Jaime L., Cersei L. - Complete
Naivety In Black: Sentimental Reasons by CurbItKirby reviews
In which Deucalion spends his downtime with a human waitress. Deucalion/OFC
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,451 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Deucalion, OC] - Complete
Every Morning the Maple Leaves by SayreSawyer reviews
"Every morning the maple leaves. Every morning another chapter where the hero shifts from one foot to the other. Every morning the same big and little words all spelling out desire, all spelling out You will be alone always and then you will die."-Richard Siken Robb/OC
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Robb S., OC
Of Men and War by DirtyFeet reviews
In the battles, we lost ourselves. In the quiet moments, we reaffirmed our existences in each other. When the smoke cleared, I was alone, and when he was gone, I didn't know who I was anymore. Sequel to "Of Wolves and Men." RL x OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 270,690 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14805 - Favs: 21,768 - Follows: 13,607 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Wolves and Men by DirtyFeet reviews
Our story didn't begin with an inexplicable heat or an immediate connection, and it rarely evolved into anything involving grand gestures or frenzied passion. It was built slowly upon quiet touches and stolen glances. RL x OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 118,564 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Blinding by randompandemic reviews
She had always known it would be him. That she would die by his hand. That eventually he would find her, no matter how far or how fast she ran... Deucalion/Mystery Girl; M for inevitable violence and (in later chapters) some sexy-time for a change, because we all want Deucalion to take his damn shirt off, don't we :D
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,373 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Deucalion, Braeden - Complete
Changes by Faere reviews
Slighly AU. Feeling vulnerable, not only to herself, but to those who would exploit her, Chloe feels she can no longer stay in Metropolis and chooses another town marked with the dark and mysterious. An attempt at a Chloe-centered crossover. Chruce
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,424 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Chloe S.
Serenata Immortale by Evie Grey reviews
Layla moves to the sleepy southern town of Bon Temps. As it turns out people around here don't sleep much. She gets caught in the drama, and inexplicably drawn to the Vampire side of things. She seems to have a lot in common with the undead. An Eric/OC & Alcide/Oc.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 123,605 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Eric N., Alcide H.
Unplanned Visits by AnonymousVDAddict reviews
Elijah has never pursued a common woman or love because it was already promised. A powerful witch bestowed his fate upon him. But left him with no idea of when or how the mysterious girl will fall into his life. But through a mere vision, he has no doubt that he will love her with all of his heart. Elijah/OC. The same OC from Forbidden to Remember.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,855 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Elijah, Klaus - Complete
The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus reviews
In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,062 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Girl in the War by Nola Swan reviews
As a child, the Prince of Troy and a young girl are joined by an unlikely friendship. With age it grows into something more, but how can it reach fruition when he is betrothed to Andromache and later thrown into the Trojan War?
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 308,113 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Hector - Complete
Come On In My Kitchen by Isabel5 reviews
Chloe/Neal - Chloe hasn't seen Neal since he left almost five years ago, last she heard he was in jail so a fancy party in New York City was the very last place that she expected to see him but he may be the only person that she can trust to help her and
Crossover - Smallville & White Collar - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,288 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Chloe S., Neal C.
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 4343 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Bloodthirsty by 1note reviews
AU John Winchester is alive and well and still hunting. Then he meets Nell, a vampire that doesn't quite fit the mold, and he finds his carefully built walls slowly crumbling. John/OC. Rated for language, gore, and future adult situations.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,882 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - John W., OC
Warped by Acey Rey reviews
Jim had something to prove. Leo had nowhere else to go. Mal had a thing for fixer-uppers. Bones/Oc but the whole gang is there.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 107,232 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
The Good Morrow by anyavioletta reviews
Smart, powerful and irresistibly beautiful, Helen Asteria was the girl of every boy's dreams at Hogwarts, except for Sirius Black who hated her as much as she hated him. SB/OC L/J RL/OC COMPLETE. Vol 3 undergoing editing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 106 - Words: 434,508 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Coincidentally by Soy reviews
Abandoned at a bar in New York, Belle meets a familiar man who seems to know her, but introduces himself only as "the Doctor."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2011 - 10th Doctor, Belle - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Lady Ataralasse reviews
Set before Rise of the Lycans, Aleeria is the mortal servant of a vampire. Her song comforts all those who hear it and longs for one who saved her as a child and Sabas longs for the girl who watches the Lycans everyday with a sad sweet smile. Sabas/OC
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,275 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010
In the Sun by BlueMilagro reviews
Liza Leroux isn't your typical college student. She's a medium. When her best friend passes away, she's grief stricken, so her god-father introduces her to someone who will change her life: fellow medium and mind-reader Nick Hardaway. Nick Hardaway/OC
Rose Red - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 78,224 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Nick H. - Complete
The Forgotten Child by LionQueen reviews
She wakes up in the jungle alone, no identity and no past. Sayid is convinced she's an other, and Henry seems to think so too! Just when she thinks she's finally found a place to call home, fate turns the tables again! Jack, Sayid & Ben centric.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 217,366 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sayid
Imprinted by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
One night was all it took for Bill Weasley to imprint himself on her soul. Gift for Jazz E. Roisin. BillHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
Tabula Rasa by Vita Venio reviews
COMPLETE. Faith survives the crash of OceanicAir Flight 815 but can she survive the dangers that wait for her on the island? LOST Xover!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 216,375 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Faith L. - Complete
A Passion for Portraits by atruwriter reviews
It was ridiculous, of course. But... She couldn't seem to make her heart believe the same as her head. Sirius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/10/2009 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Fire and Water by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin - an alternative story. From first trip on Hogwarts Express to the Final Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 260,235 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by RMTNDEW reviews
My name is Jayden, I see things. I ran away to meet a man named Logan, then I was sent to Xavier's institute. I thought things would be easier there. They weren't. And now things seem to be getting worse.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,980 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
My Knight by I Fancy Hugh Dancy reviews
Caught in the horrors of incursions and war, Lourdes struggles to find her origins, purpose, and ultimately, herself. Torn between two lovers, this is the story of her journey as she learns of love, pain and sacrifice. [ Lancelot.OC.Galahad ] R&R.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 205,245 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
The Werewolf Tamer by atruwriter reviews
It wasn't supposed to come to this. So many lost, all hope dashed. But she would change it, she would save them all. TimeTravel, spoilers, longer summary inside. HGRL - [HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,545 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Hermione G., Remus L.]
Changing Yesterday by RainynDawn reviews
Verus Fatum: True Destiny. Hermione must face her true destiny when in the wake of war a mysterious object pulls her through time. There she must sacrifice all to save those she loves most. HGSB 1st part of Kismet Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 186,047 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Gigolo Joe, What Do You Know? by Time Lady Quazar reviews
Sorry the end's a little rushed, but I don't know how long my computer is going to accept this site. (It didn't for a long time, so I wanted to get this done quick before my 'puter decided to boot me off again!) A.I. fic, sequel to
A.I. - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,530 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/17/2002
A Many Splendored Thing by Time Lady Quazar reviews
Gigolo Joe, and a girl, set both before and after the movie. A little love, a little hanky-panky, a little kidnapping. Need we say more?
A.I. - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2002
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Blood & Whiskey reviews
"What's that smell?" "Bourbon and despair." Beth Márquez never really had friends or much in the way of family, so fate sent her one: Cassidy, Jesse and Tulip. Their bond was like heroin; she wanted it to last forever. Cassidy/OC! Rated T for now. R&R!
Preacher - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 8/21 - [P. Cassidy, OC] [Jesse C., Tulip O.]
Rise reviews
Being a witch had never been a major factor in Joanne's life until an assassin showed up at her house. Balancing school, hunting and dodging assassins, and helping the mix-match pack from the public school decipher the mystery of The Benefactor, all while using her magic to do so were all things her Grams definitely wouldn't have approved of. Scott/OC! Rated T for now. R&R!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Scott M., OC] Stiles, Sheriff Stilinski
Safe & Sound reviews
"I never should have followed you." Annie had just been surviving and trying to find a way to Atlanta when Rick came into her life and changed everything. Rick/OC! Based on the vid series by xSoppySofax. R&R!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 135,686 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Rick G., OC] Carl G.
Biweekly Beginnings reviews
COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Might turn into a series of one-shots. The first time Alfred met Jun was the day the Wayne's were buried. R&R please!
Gotham - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Alfred P., OC - Complete
Dauntless reviews
"He lives under the impression that I betrayed him by becoming my own person." Valerie Madrigal and her father, Ian Malcolm, have always had a complicated relationship. Her switching careers to be an animal trainer at Jurassic World hasn't help that one bit. Used to be a one-shot, now its expanding. BarryOC! R&R!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [OC, Barry] I. Malcolm
Adventures in Solitude reviews
A series of one-shots and dribbles surrounding the Labonair family, if they were alive and in NOLA with Hayley and the Mikaelsons. Based on far too many conversations with my fellow few Labonair groupies on tumblr. R&R!
Originals - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Hayley Marshall
Life Left To Go reviews
"You choose to live this life, you take the consequences." FBI Special Agent Evelyn Trudeau was partnered with LAPD Officer Brian O'Connor in 2004 and her life has never been the same since. Han/OC! AU TF&TF-F&F:7! *cover image made by the AMAZING Brooklyn Knight aka yeahthatotherone on tumblr*
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,363 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 3/30/2011 - [Han, OC] Brian
The Friend Code reviews
COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Hayley and Tyler spend Halloween night in bonding over treats, movies, impromptu costume contests, and the basics of the almighty Friend Code. Tayley-brOTP! R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Tyler L., Hayley - Complete
Sleeping Refuge reviews
DISCONTINUED! MIGHT BE REWRITTEN! AU 123. Leûra is an Elvish princess from Cuiviénen. She forces her way into the Fellowship but, untrusted by certain members, is it possible she has an ulterior motive? Tenth Walker! LegolasOC! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 5/9/2005 - [Legolas, OC]
Uninvited reviews
COMPLETE! Justine thought finding Sam would solve everything, but things became much more complicated. After Maryann's death, she finds herself trapped in Mississippi with her werewolf ex and a King with his own agenda for her. R&R! Alcide/OC. Hints at Sam/OC. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,944 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - [Alcide H., OC] Sam M. - Complete
Pain & Perseverance reviews
COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! The story of Magda Eisenhardt, from childhood to adulthood, a human trying to survive in an ever changing world. Rated for implications of torture, murder, and rape. R&R!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Sebastian S. - Complete
Livewire reviews
DISCONTINUED! Gwen ran to escape a past she wanted to forget. Love and family aren't things she need. All she needs are her gloves, clients, and enough money to set her up for life. Or so she thinks. Angel-xover! Mild LoganGwen! ScottGwen! R&R!
Crossover - Angel & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 5/5/2007 - [Gwen, Cyclops] Angel, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Keelhaul Connie reviews
DISCONTINUED! MIGHT BE REWRITTEN! May or may not do sequels. AU123. Constance is Elizabeth's older sister, and they couldn't be more different. Except for one thing: a love of Will Turner. When Constance meets Jack, her priorities change and she must decide what she wants more: Will or the sea? WillOC! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,584 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 6/2/2007 - [Will T., OC]
Philosophy of Desire reviews
COMPLETE! Between birth and death there is only one thing – desire. Desire for life. Desire for love. Desire for everything good, the quintessential happy ending. And this is the source of all suffering. Pre&PostTrinity! KingOC! R&R!
Blade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,993 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 3/1/2007 - [H. King, OC] Blade, Whistler - Complete
The Covenant: Abomination reviews
COMPLETE! Four still have the Power, but one will stop at nothing to possess it. Caught between the thin line of good and evil, another hidden secret rises to take vengeance. Will the Sons survive this time? Can they protect their own? CalebOC!
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,379 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/14/2006 - [Caleb D., OC] Reid G. - Complete
9 Crimes reviews
COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Aisha thinks she has a lock on the perfect person to help them find Max. Only problem is, they have to catch them first. Minor Clay/OC
Losers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2010 - [F. Clay, OC] - Complete
Everything Comes Full Circle reviews
DISCONTINUED! MIGHT BE REWRITTEN! AU Episode 123. A Jedi Master's daughter has been living with Shmi and Anakin for 6 years, since she crashed on Tatooine. She doesn't want to leave them, but may have to when QuiGon appears. ObiOC! R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 95,048 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005 - [Obi-Wan K., OC] Anakin Skywalker
The Master Plan reviews
COMPLETE! ONESHOT! "You're in a lot of trouble. Do you know what you've been accused of? Murder. Two men are being hospitalized, three more are missing. Why did you hurt those people?" This had been her plan, her choice. Post HtSaEM R&R!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - [Mohinder S., OC] Molly W. - Complete
Anarchy's Angel reviews
COMPLETE! Victor's cousin, Gabrielle, has decided to get revenge on the Fantastic Four. More than that, she's targeting Sue Storm. Going by the name Matriarch, she aims to misbehave. Mild XMen xover! PreX3! ArchangelOC! R&R!
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,752 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Victor D., OC - Complete
Snake Eyes reviews
COMPLETE! An old friend of Batman's shows up, asking for help. When he and the League agree to loan her their services, will they regret the choice by risking one of their own? Or will they save yet another lost soul? Mild BMOC! BMWW undertones! R&R!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl, OC - Complete
Everlasting Choice reviews
COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Been done many times before, but I couldn't help it. Wrote this way back in 7th grade about Winnie's granddaughter and how she meets Jesse. R&R!
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Jesse T., OC - Complete
So Be It reviews
COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! The story of Briesis' sister, Iole. Her long, winding life as a slave to both men and the Gods alike, to her sudden death at her own hand. R&R!
Troy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Hector, OC - Complete
Perfect Timing reviews
COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! What might have happened had Lucy been alive and around during "The Show Must Go On". This is only for Carter's final scene. CARCY! R&R!
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2005 - [J. Carter, Lucy K.] - Complete
Peace of Mind reviews
COMPLETE! SEQUEL TO STATE OF MIND! Lucy and Dave try to get on with lives after quitting Cook County General. Unfortunately, they constantly continue to find themselves being pulled right back in. CARCY! R&R!
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,641 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - [Lucy K., J. Carter] - Complete
Mr Brightside reviews
COMPLETE! Harper and his angst about his feelings towards Trance, everything that's happened, and her relationship with Ione. SPOILERS FOR VARIOUS EPISODES IN SERIES! Songfic! R&R!
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - S. Harper, Trance G. - Complete
Crusade reviews
COMPLETE! ONE-SHOT! Idea I had on what sort of thoughts might be going through Trance's double at the end of "Saving Light from a Black Sun". EPISODE SPOILERS! R&R please!
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Trance G., T.Rhade - Complete
Haunting Present reviews
COMPLETE! SVU Detective McKay is rushed into County with a gunshot wound with her partner, Detective Harper, close behind. What memories will she unknowingly bring to the surface for one Dr. John Carter? R&R!
ER - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - J. Carter, OC, Lucy K. - Complete
State of Mind reviews
COMPLETE! Another take on what could have happened if "All in the Family" had ended differently. CARCY! R&R!
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,042 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004 - [Lucy K., J. Carter] - Complete
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