Some of the stories that have been favorited have mature themes in them. I myself would never write it and if there is content in the stories, I skip it. Just warning you.

Stole this from Da-Tenshi Setsuna

She is so like me it isn't funny...oh wait! It is! XD

I like this: http:// archiveofourown. org/ works/ 10747326/ chapters/23826579

Random Thoughts

Sarcasm is a way of life.

When I'm quiet:

1. Tired

2. Don't have anything to talk about

3. Over-thinking

4. Upset

5. Falling Apart

What's on the board: 2*54/57(75/8)ˇ2*ab-cˇ3

What the teacher sees: 22=4

What you see: chinese

What you remember: blank

*sends risky text*

15 seconds leater, no reply.

"Oh God what have I done!"

"I have a question"

teacher walks away*

"um okay that's cool too"

Stu(dying)

Stu(died)

Coincidence? I think not.

Don't tickle or I'll stab you in the throat.

Me: Hey close the door.

Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters*

Me*dying whale noise*

I love hearing a song that relates to my current situation.

Wow, I'm glad you said no offense before insulting me, really cleared things up.

My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me".

Paper cut: A tree's glorious moment of revenge.

Screaming "NOOOOOOO" when the teacher starts erasing the boards when you're not done copying.

Home: where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

Oh hey, look, a text message from...the network service provider.

Baby on Board* Oh really? Okay. I WAS going to ram into the back of your car, but now I won't...

If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with Starbucks every morning and it would be adorable..

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.

:S :C :H :O :O :L

You can't find happy faces.

I hate when I fall asleep and forget to charge my phone.

I don't like morning people...Or mornings...Or people...

My TV needs a feature that will rotate the image for when I'm lying on the couch.

"I will NOT forget...I will NOT forget...I will NOT forget..." *the next day* "Shiiiiiittttt, I forgot."

That awkward moment when you're talking to someone and your gum randomly falls out of your mouth.

WHAT IT SAYS:"Do not touch."

WHAT IT MEANS:"Touch when nobody is looking."

I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, tick you off but put all that aside. You'll never find someone who cares and loves you more then me.

I hate that "what if" feeling.

When you plan a joke in your head and you think it's going to be hilarious, but once you say it it sounds stupid as sh-t.

Can I borrow a pencil? Yeah. = Forever gone.

Pants without pockets: WHY.

Life tip: When nothing goes right; go to sleep.

It's better to be late then arrive ugly.

Okay puberty, jokes over, you can make me hot now.

Do re mi fa so done with this semester.

I walk down the street with music in my ears and feel like I'm in a music video.

That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks into the room.

When you think you're not happy with your LIFE always think that someone is happy because YOU EXIST.

Writing. Like. This. Dosen't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.

That awkward moment when you finish watching TV series and you don't know what to do with your life anymore.

Changing the word because you don't know how to spell it.

Life ends when you stop dreaming. Hope ends when you stop believeing. Love ends when you stop caring. So dream, hope and love.

The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

We all have a friend who always thinks of everything in a dirty way.

I eat the food on my plate in order from least favorite to most favorite.

Learn to accept how people judge you, but never left it sink into your nerves especially when you know it's not true.

Yelling random numbers when someone's counting.

That feeling of EPICNESS when you draw a wicked straight line without a ruler.

That mini heart-attack you get when someone says: "Hey, I heared something about you!"

That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, but it looks so wrong you stare at it forever questioning its existence.

Right before I die I'm going to say to whoever is next to me: "I left million dollars in the..."

Stop moving...I'm trying to read your shirt!

I want to refresh my mind. Delete all my problems, undo all my mistakes and save all my happy moments.

downloading 97%...98%...99%...*download fail* KILL ME NOW!

Admit it... you've googled yourself.

TIP TO REDUCE WEIGHT: Turn your hear to the left and then to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat...

Running to get the phone, and right when you're about to grabit it, it stops ringing.

That moment when you're drifting off to sleep and you're suddenly feeling like you're falling.

That song on your iPod that you always skip, but never delete.

That awesome moment when you wake up, thinking you have to start getting ready for school...then you realize it's Saturday.

Seeing someone your friend hates and saying: "There's your best friend."

I always tell people "I'm almost there" even though I haven't left the house.

When I was a kid I drew the sun with sunglasses in the corner of the page.

The awkwardness when you still can't understand someone after they've repeated themselves about 4 times.

Opening the test paper and seeing the first question, and thinking "Yeah, I'm screwed."

Watching a horror movie and thinking: "No, don't kill him! He's HOT!"

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Hearing yourself on a recording and asking if that's really what you really sound like.

"I can't eat anymore. I'm full."

"Do you want any dessert?"

"YESSSSSSSSS!"

I really hate saying sorry. But when I do, I honestly mean it.

Silly teens, babies are for adults.

Can Bob the Builder fix my social life?

My favorite texts are the ones where you re-read and it still puts a smile on your face like it's the first time you read it.

Blood type: INSANE

Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so its a win-win situation.

I put the "i" in "single".

I thought we'd stay friends forever. Now, we even don't talk.

Prexhausted: When you are exhausted just by thinking about something.

Me*drops phone*

Headphones: "I got you bro."

Do you ever wonder in how much people's dreams you've been in?

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Dogs and cats deserve to live forever.

If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study

I am not the same person at 8AM and 8PM.

Arent you like 12, said the 16 year old to the 15 year old.

I'm so miserable but I laugh at anything.

I want to be someone's favorite person to talk to

Be amazing. Be good. Be pretty. Be strong. Be smart. Be cool. But the most important thing is, be yourself.

My Favorite Inuyasha quotes:

'Who are you?' Kikyo's voice in Kagome's head. "I am Kagome, I'm not anyone else!" --Kagome

"I'm in a class of my own!" --Inuyasha

"Damn, you people piss me off. Every single one of you." --Inuyasha

"Can we loose some of the violence?!" --Inuyasha

"Let me give you a piece of advice now that I have our attention. If you're gonna kill someone make sure you do it right the first time, because if you only maim them with the first attack they have a nasty way of coming back to make you regret it." --Inuyasha

"I noticed Inuyasha has changed. His face had a certain softness. Long ago his eyes were much colder and he thought he couldn't afford to place his trust in no one." --Kikyo

"Kagome is a strange child. Little by little she has been able to heal the wounds of his heart." --Kaede (the above and this one go together.)

Copied this from BlackRosetheVampire

My Favorite quotes from Mortal Instruments:

"You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me." --Jace "... I don't want anything else in the world." --Clary

"Actually, I prefer to think of myself as a liar in a way that is uniquely my own." --Jace

"I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." --Jace

"I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns." --Jace

"Is this the part when you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?" --Clary "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked." --Jace

"It says 'Shadowhunters: Looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234.'" --Jace

"A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance novel covers?" --Jace

"And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get my attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders." --Jace

"No, since I found out he was a transvestite who molests kittens." --Simon "No wonder that cat of his hates everyone." --Clary

"Enormous? Did you just call me fat?" --Jace "It was an analogy." --Inquisitor Herondale "I am not fat." --Jace

"Well, I'm not kissing the Mundane. I'd rather stay down here and rot forever." --Jace "Forever? Forever's a very long time." --Simon "I knew it, you want to kiss me, don't you? I guess it's true what they say, there are no straight men in the trenches." --Jace (To Simon) "That's atheists, jackass. There are no atheists in the trenches." --Simon

"Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived you'd get dressed up in a nurse's outfit and give me a sponge bath?" --Jace (to Clary) "Actually, I believe that was Simon." --Clary "As soon as I'm back on my feet, handsome." --Simon "I knew we should have left you a rat." --Jace

"If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know." --Simon

"Not really. My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you're much too young to be a police officer." --Jace

"You look happy. " --Simon to Clary. "And a good thing for you that she does." --Simon to Jace "Is this the part where you tell me if I hurt her, you'll kill me?" --Jace "No. If you hurt Clary, She's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons." --Simon

"Yeah, he's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina." --Jace about Valentine

"Yes, I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the Earth's water supply - I was covering that stuff in Kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education, or no one would be safe." --Jace

"We're not dating." --Alec to Jace about Magnus. "Oh? So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?" --Magnus

"How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?" --Isabelle "Traded him for Alec." --Clary "Not permanently?!" --Isabelle "No, just for a few hours - unless I don't come back, then maybe he does get to keep Alec." --Jace "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out." --Isabelle "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not." --Simon

(Clary talking about making her own Runes and they are gonna test it out.) "Someone do me." --Jace "A regrettable choice of words." --Magnus

"Don't order the faerie food. It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minuted you're running down Madison Avenue naked with antlers on your head. Not that this has ever happened to me." --Jace

"Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" --Simon to Jace about Magnus "No. Sometimes he sits on the couch and does it." --Jace

"You said you were going for a walk! What walk takes six hours?!" --Alec "A long one?" --Jace

( The Consul just taking about the wards being down.) "I don't remember inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." --The Consul "You didn't. Your wards are down." --Magnus "Really?" (The Consul sounding really sarcastic) "I hadn't noticed." --the Consul (Magnus looks concerned.) "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." (Magnus looks to Luke.) "Tell him the wards are down." --Magnus

"It's the Mortal Cup Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl." --Isabelle

"I thought I'd lay on the floor and writhe in pain for a while. It relaxes me." --Jace

"Good idea. I shall be Hotschaft Von Hugenstein." --Jace

"I am a man and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." --Jace

"... Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?" --Dorthea "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." --Jace "... At least you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." --Dorthea "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." --Jace

"What's this?" --Alec looking from Clary to his companions. "It's a girl. Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one." --Jace

"If you ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, you'll have to let me know. I'd like to shake his hand. Or run away from him very fast, I'm not sure which." --Simon

"Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests." --Magnus "Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?" --Jace "Even then." --Magnus

"Is there a particular reason you're here?" --Jace "Not this again." --Simon "Not what again?" --Clary "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." --Simon

"Did you seriously jump thirty feet off the Malachi Configuration? Did he, Alec?" --Isabelle "He did. I've never seen anything like it." --Alec (Jace is examining a knife with with a pink bra spread across the sharp tip.) "I've never seen anything like this." --Jace

"Despite everything, I can't bare the thought of this ring being lost forever, any more than I can bare the thought of leaving you forever. And though I have no choice about the one, at least I can choose about the other." --Jace (in a note he writes to Clary and leaves on her bedside table when he leaves)

Jace suggested that the cast of Gilligan's Island could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves. --Cassandra Clare

Even in half demon hunter clothes, Clary thought, he (Simon) looked like the kind of boy who'd come over to your house to pick you up for a date and be polite to your parents and nice to your pets. Jace on the other hand, looked like the kind of boy who'd come over your house and burn it down just for kicks. --Cassandra Clare

'"You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me." He pressed a button in the wall, and the elevator lurched into action with a vibrating groan that she (Clary) felt all the way through the bones in her feet. "I was ninety percent sure." (Jace). "I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand to his cheek, more in surprise than in pain. "What the hell was that for?" (Jace). "The other ten percent."' --Cassandra Clare

I have my own opinions about everyone and everything, and sometimes they are totally different than the normal humans'.Lol, yes, I'm absolutely crazy, but that's what makes me fun. I hate when people tell me what to do. I love anything that makes you different, I'm all for being myself. I can be childish at times, and other times I can act much more than my age. I've been told by one of my best friends that I'm detached and I need to open up. I love my friends, and if someone messes with them, I mess back. I don't like it when people start ganging up on my friends, or calling them names. I'll kick anyone's ass for them. I don't mind that people are afraid of me, because it gives me something to work on. No one bothers me, and that's how I like it. Fear or respect, call it what you will.

"I don't obsess, I think intensely."

Think of me as you want, I don't care. You can call me what you want, but I know what I am. Nothing you say can bring me down. Words are meaningless, empty.

I don't like it when people tell me how to act, seriously, people. I don't give a damn about how I should act. I'm myself, and I don't care that I'm different and weird to you. I hate those preppy clones that act the same and have no personality what-so-ever. Don't give me trouble about how I act, cuz I'll tell you to go fix your makeup, before I break one of your French manicured nails. I like being me, no matter how crazy I may seem. I'm crazy, but that's what makes me fun.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (my friends have stopped asking where I go.)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (lol. yup.)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (um... I don't do this much...)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You find yourself narrating everything you do. (I've caught myself doing this in my head quite a lot when I was young. A thanks to reader238 to point out that this little bit wasn't in it.)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I'm crazy, but that's what makes me fun.

My favorite quotes from pictures:

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

Warning, I'm sarcastic; I hurt people's feelings. Boo hoo. Deal with it.

I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. F*c* me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but that's still on the list.

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

The world is going to hell and I am driving the bus.

Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL?

I used to be normal... But then I met those losers I now call my best friends.

I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

Don't apologize. I hope you choke and die.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you.

Love me or hate me. Personally, I couldn't care less.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye and hall ass.

I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself.

You're now aware that you can't say, 'Irish wristwatch'.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.

Zombies hate fast food.

Some people wonder if they left on the stove. I worry about the Zombie uprising.

Forget princess I want to be a vampire.