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Author has written 7 stories for King Arthur, Van Helsing, and Alias.

I've deleted the stories that either A. I hate by now, B. I have no time for, or C. Just plain suck. If you want to know how any of them end, just email me, and I'll let you know. It won't be as interesting, but at least there will be some semblance of closure. My computer recently decided it would be very clever and delete all the files I've been working on for months. Thankfully it has been cured of this malicious streak, and I hope to update my stories very soon.

And Remember-

“You can’t be a successful dictator and design women’s underclothing…One or the other- NOT both.”-Wooster

"True friends stab you in the front."-Oscar Wilde

"What weighs 6 oz., sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?"

"A sparrow, with a machine gun!"-Batman, the movie

"Every generation needs a new revolution."-Thomas Jefferson

"I'm getting down with my bad red hat self." -Tamora Pierce

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

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Early Enough by evening spirit reviews
Can a pebble thrown into a river change the course of the great mass of water? Can one decision alter the almighty Fate? After Skye gets shot by Ian Quinn, Grant Ward has to make a choice. Will it change his life and the lives of those around him? Even if it will - it cannot possibly be easy. Season 1B AU, diverging from TRACKS. Pre-relationship SkyeWard in later chapters COMPLETE!
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,684 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014 - P. Coulson, G. Ward, J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Move Like You Want It by Redhood79 reviews
Major AU. What if Sookie had been a little smarter and luckier when she first met Vampire Bill? An alternate True Blood from the beginning. Main focus on Sookie/Eric. Just as much blood and sex as the real show, with a bit of twisted humor thrown in.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,916 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S., Godric, Pam
Avenging SHIELD by Catii'aSofii'a reviews
[AU] Before, Phil Coulson's death brought them together to fight an alien invasion. They have fought their own battles since then, but now it's time they helped an old friend to defeat HYDRA and restore S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D./Avengers. Post-Providence (1x18).
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,522 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy, P. Coulson, M. May
One For The Road by blowmiakisscolin reviews
Slight AU. Before Emma left Storybrooke and all of her memories behind, she and Hook shared a night together on their return from Neverland. But what happens in Storybrooke, doesn't always stay in Storybrooke... Angst/Humor/Drama/Fluff/Baby!Fic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills
On the Job by TheRendezvousPoint reviews
The things the team get up to inbetween the major missions. slight AU in which Hydra never happened. pairings of SkyeWard, Philinda and FitzSimmons.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - P. Coulson, M. May, G. Ward, Skye/Daisy
Screw Destiny by celticvampriss reviews
"There's no way I [kissed you] because I thought that…that you were…" She motioned toward him, the words like lead on her tongue. "That you were my…you and me…were…my…" Killian rolled his eyes. "True love, darling." "Shh!" Emma snapped. Set after events of 2x11. KillianxEmma. Humor/drama/Romance. My idea of them embracing their true love for each other. M for later chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,766 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Crashed by CynicalRomantic09 reviews
Dimitri is no longer the hunted--he's the hunter and he's out for blood. And he wants Rose. SK spoilers possible. RoseDimitri.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,548 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Intervening Forces by HeroineAtHeart reviews
COMPLETE: A new age has evolved, one where vampires and lycans are no longer separate species. But Lucian has lost everything in his quest, Sonja, the Lycans..Alex. But when Alex goes missing, a new alliance is forged, one that dares to bring down the va.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,832 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Lucian - Complete
Forward to Time Past by Unbridled Brunette reviews
The victim of a spell gone awry, Buffy finds herself trapped in Victorian London, where she meets a man surprisingly familiar to her. Winner of twenty-seven awards, including three Best WIPs. Thanks to all who review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 270,263 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Shattered Soul by camlann reviews
A mysterious Saxon aids the knights...are his purposes sincere, or does he have an agenda? Sequel to "The Peril of Secrets"
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,791 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005
Breakaway by awakencordy reviews
COMPLETE. Sydney is a double agent for The Covenant and The CIA as Julia Thorne. Jack and Irina are searching for her in their own ways, and somehow, somewhat, they come face to face. But who will get the girl? S or V?
Alias - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 65,435 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Sark, J., Sydney B. - Complete
Amor Vincit Omnia by Musique et Amour reviews
Love Conquers All. An extensive retelling of the story that combines known versions, with a few believable changes. Most of all, it reveals what could have happened on those down times, and the characters inner most thoughts.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 168,419 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/15/2005
My way of life by MonDieu666 reviews
This is the sequel to a New way of life. It still has the knights and Emile but involves their children as well who are as bad if not worse. And to make matters worse a plot is brewing which will involve them all! [Discontinued]
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,595 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Moving On by Breezi reviews
Just another story about the couple that should have been but weren't. I suck at summaries by the way. May be M later on.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,114 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Immortal Knight by Sheiado reviews
AU. TristianOC and LancelotOC. Guinevere and Lucan weren't the only ones found in the prison at the house of Marius. What happens when they discover a mysterious woman, a warrior who cannot die? (Warning: Contains Highlander Myth)
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004
Pomegranate by the original coda reviews
COMPLETE. From her lover's arms on the beaches of Troy, through a journey with Aeneas and a capture in Carthage, and back to Greece as a pawn of war, this is the tale of Briseiswho has travelled far to hear that Achilles did not die in Troy.
Troy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by Circularpath reviews
In SAR, Max had to choose between Logan and Zack. In this story she chooses Zack. This is going to be a dark, disturbing angst filled tale. You’ve been warned
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 11/2/2005
Hot, Sweet, Heat by Zacbele reviews
Another Heat story your thinking. Well yes it is...I mean heat...it's just so tantalizing couldn't resist. Here's my version. If you like the idea of a sweet, emotional, hormonal Max then this is the story for you. MA Story complete
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 239,430 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2002 - [Alec, Max] - Complete
A Chosen Path by banatic66 reviews
Legends never compared to the real story of Isolde. There was no love potion, no arranged marriage, no queenship, and there was nothing poetic about it. Her story begins with Sarmatia and ends with the knights.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 133,950 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
Pax Romana by the original coda reviews
The other knights watched as Tristan began to drag the woman he called Isolde out of the tavern. It was unlike him to make an outburst. Was he bringing her to her home, to her family, or perhaps, to his bed?
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,973 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004
Broken Origin II by Dev Nine-Asher reviews
Sequel to Broken Origin I Buffy and Spike arrive in S.D. Buffy deals with her developing feelings for Spike, meets her new Watcher, fights going back to school, gets her first glimpse of the Master, and attracts the attention of 2 vamps from Spike's past
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,837 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
The Peril of Secrets by camlann reviews
A Sarmatian with divided loyalties-will he have to choose between his brothers and the one he loves? -COMPLETE-
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,089 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Past the Point of No Return by Spikes Bint reviews
Set around the movie not the book. Time- Six Months after the fire at the Opera house, Christine is now a married woman, but still her Angel calls to her. COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,018 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
A Light in the Dark by HisVampira reviews
MA pairing. Complete. that I had to write because I didn't like the way the Dark Angel book by Max Collins, "After the Dark" ended. It also now has a sequel called "The Light at the End of the Tunnel" which is a WIP under pen name: HisVampira
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
A New Way of Life by MonDieu666 reviews
Queen of the British rouge is caught stealing from the knights. what happens though, when Arthur makes her a deal. her life for her ability to spy on his enemies. Set before, during and After the movie. Deals with two other knights. complete!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,167 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
Woad and Knight by Kalli0pesMus3 reviews
(Chapter 10 - Unmistakable Bonds) Aranwen becomes Merlin's apprentice while the orphan, Lucan, fights to be worthy enough for Dagonet's sword - and knighthood. But this might not come to pass when Arthur's half-sister, Morgaine, intervenes.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,989 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004
Human Intervention by HeroineAtHeart reviews
COMPLETE: Alexandra Douglas is an agent for ICOSA & her new assignment is to find Michael Corvin and protect him from the lycans. But while in Budapest, she finds the lines between good and evil have blurred and she's no longer sure which side she's on.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 89,673 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Complete
The Scandals of Arthurian Politics by Jaulli Bass reviews
A series of politically themed and affiliated short stories, very sarcastic, very saucy, lots of the King Arthur amigos. Rated for 'political' content, you freaks scare me...Review! Opinions welcome. Finished.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004
Paid in Full by sakhara291 reviews
Behind every womanizer, there was once an amazing woman. Behind every great ship, there was a great ambition. And behind every secretive man, there has been a terrible secret. A story of Jack, pre- Pearl, and what it took to get there.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,321 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
The Sword and the Bow by ChiaraStorm reviews
Four woads have a great destiny to fufill. This is their story. Author's Note added.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,398 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Complete
The Rogue Knight by Magpie-Detonation reviews
(Complete) When the knights manage to find their way into the dungeon, they manage to find a third captive. However, their rage manifests, when they find out that the woman isn't a woad warrior at all. But one of their own
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,950 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Hybrid War by Jess J reviews
Completed. With the death of Viktor and Lucian, Selene and Michael are forced to hide with the lycans, who now look to Michael as their leader. But unknown to them Michael isn't the only hybrid, nor is Marcus the only other one. Please r&r!
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,016 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
Remains by Spitfireness reviews
Post-Succession Sarkney. Now with chocolate.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003
Demon Bait and Demon Revenge by ghost02 reviews
COMPLETE! Set in S4. Pretending to be Angel, Angelus returns to Sunnydale and gets involved with Buffy again.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,881 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
Staying Alive by Jess J reviews
If you doubted Viktor's true nature, you won't after this revelation. Viktor has a dark secret, and Kraven knews someone who would benefit greatly by knowing it. Kind of screws up the last half of the movie. First humor fic. Please r& r!
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2003
Let the Games Begin by kerimack reviews
*UPDATED* A prequel. The games, manipulations and seductions of Kathryn Merteuil and Sebastian Valmont that lead them to the start of the film. Please R&R.
Cruel Intentions - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,176 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 2/5/2003
True Hearts by mjaw reviews
Post Something Blue, S4. WARNING: Rather smutty and VERY Spuffy. Willow has a bright idea on how to set things straight after her mess up with her previous spell. Only things don't turn out exactly as she has planned.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Phoenix Burning by Yahtzee reviews
After "The Gift." Buffy returns to life -- to find a world greatly changed. WINNER of the Summer 2001 Halo Award for Best Drama and the Summer 2001 Undead Awards for Outstanding Novel, Outstanding Future, Outstanding Action and Outstanding Buffy Character
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,086 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/22/2001 - Published: 6/18/2001
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Fortuitous Associations reviews
Sarkney AU. Syd and Vaughn go on a mission, and things go wrong as they are prone to do in Alias. Lots of snark, so enjoy! Light Vaughn bashing, but its all in good fun. Honest.
Alias - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sark, J., Sydney B.
Diary of the Knight:s reviews
In a whirlwind of historical inaccuracy, the Knights start a diary. Will Lancelot outfox Tristan? Will Bors marry Vanora? Will Vanora finally come to her senses and kill them all? The answers to all of these questions lie here...please R&R!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 1/13/2005
The DualQueen reviews
Our favorite knights return home to find things very different. The exiled priestesses see an opportunity in Rome's weakness, and decide the time has come for action. R&R Please!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005
Saxon Justice reviews
After the battle of Badon Hill, a group of Saxons are captured. The knights (along with Guinevere) and Arthur have different ideas for them. A new Cavalry is forged...R&R!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,449 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
The Hairclub For Men reviews
My rather misguided version of VH. Velkan gets a bigger role, as does Carl, the Brave. (Yes, in capital letters) Everything is a bit odd, but it's a good odd. (Maybe) You'll just have to see for yourself...R&R please!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004
Family Ties reviews
Sequel to Rebekah of the Woads. (Completed)Epilouge up! Please review, and let me know what you thought!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,626 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
Rebekah of the Woads reviews
CompletedRebekah, Guinevere, and Sera are rescued by Arthur and his knights. Can they trust these people? I want to say it isn't your typical story, but in reality it isn't QUITE your typical story. Lots of people find love as well, because they deserve
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,109 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete