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Author has written 24 stories for Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, and Pokémon.

Hi, my name is Static! I am fandom trash. Mainly anime and video games.

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The Game of Childhood by Exagie reviews
Alice, stuck in another game of key and box, finds herself admists Wonderlandian children in an eternal summer.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Alice L., Joker
Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 800 - Words: 128,606 - Reviews: 19896 - Favs: 5,110 - Follows: 3,867 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
One Heart Deal by TekoloKuautli reviews
Being a dragon descendant is not so bad, Alice thought as she extended her hand to seal the deal, after all if I can grant you the freedom you sought so hard, a half of my own heart is not so high a price for your happiness… That's what I thought a week ago before being stuck for life with a forever lost smiley dimwit.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Alice L., Ace
Wonderland Blooper Reel! by Thief In The Abyss reviews
The director turned in his seat to face the camera fully. "It's like working with kids, we're lucky to get anything done." He proceeds to take off his sunglasses and wipe them on his jacket and spoke, "But they treat each other like family." He puts them back on his face and and folds his arms over his chest, and in a flat tone, he adds, "Most of the time anyway."
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015
Your mine and only, forever by The Mad Earl reviews
AU Vocaloid song inspired Fanfiction. Ace meets Alice in a ball and falls in love at first sight. Read the story for more info. Yandere Ace X Alice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Alice L., Ace - Complete
The Derp Within by insanierdouble reviews
What would happen if Evil Within was made into a movie and had a bunch of screw ups on set? xD
Evil Within - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Ruvik, Sebastian C., Kidman J., Joseph O. - Complete
7 Habits of The Socially Retarded Clockmaker by Elise the Writing Desk reviews
Julius can make cute things with clock. And he loves, more than anything, crushing cute things with his sledge hammer. Alice, unfortunately, will save any cute things from her husband's insane hobby. Though, his manic obsession wasn't the only shenanigans Alice has to deal with. No matter how they tried to ignore each other, they couldn't just leave each other alone. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Alice L., Julius M.
The Clockmaker and the Clockbreaker by Born-Of-Elven-Blood reviews
Alice fears nothing so much as a broken clock; a broken clock is death. [ALxJM]
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Alice L., Julius M., Nightmare G. - Complete
This is whisky, right? by worshipthehat reviews
Alice and Julius are suffering under the eternal winter at the Clover tower, so Alice decides they need something to help them warm up. Hows she supposed to know what whisky looks like? Or how much goes into a hot toddy? Or just how Julius reacts to alcohol in his coffee?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Alice L., Julius M., Lorina L. - Complete
Confessions of Cruelty by Mycha reviews
"You know I've had to learn to be kind to you, don't you?" Blood explains his personality to Alice, in a round about kind of way. Not specifically romantic, but some aspects of the conversations may be more intense than a K rating.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Blood D., Alice L. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11864 - Favs: 10,620 - Follows: 4,331 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Clutter by forthright reviews
AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 4276 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Impeccable by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 3422 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
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Day and Night reviews
They are polar opposites. Sometimes they get along beautifully, in perfect understanding and harmony. Sometimes, they need outside interference. A series of one-shots and drabbles centered around the beloved Foreigner and the reclusive Clock Maker. NEW Curious Dreams II: The conclusion of Nightmare's stupidity from the third installment.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Alice L., Julius M.
A New Game reviews
And now, I present to you, the sequel to An Old Role! Now that Alice has locked herself away in the tower, what are the other residents of Wonderland to do? The longer she remains in isolation, the more her sanity breaks... T.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,321 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Alice L.
Enamored reviews
Blanche's trainers are gone, and she fears the worst. People and Pokemon have been getting killed all over the region, and no one can figure out who did it or why. Now the three rivals - Spark, Candela, and Blanche herself - must come to an agreement. Temporarily abolish the rivalry, or let this anonymous evil terrorize the rest of the world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Candela, Blanche, Spark
Favorable Perceptions reviews
CU. Alice fell down the hole and has made a place for herself as the owner of a flower shop. Blood has found himself wanting a rose that isn't red. A silly romantic story told in 100-word bits.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016
La Cirque reviews
So what exactly is going on down in the prison? Alice has been captured, and Joker has won. How is she dealing with the loss of her freedom, and how is he faring with her rage? (CU. Alice now has a role.)
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Alice L., Joker
Animal Form reviews
Boris is getting tired of Alice always pushing him away, so when he sees her pick up a wounded animal one day, he gets an idea. An amazing, brilliant, and possibly life-threatening idea. T!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Alice L., Boris A.
Commandeer reviews
Based on Mad Earl's "Your mine and only, forever". Ace is the commander of the Queen's Royal Guard. He meets Alice at a mandatory ball one night, and quickly becomes enamored with her. He attempts to pursue a romantic relationship after her tragic heartbreak, but upon being rejected...well, she finds out he's not quite stable the hard way. Yandere time!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Alice L., Ace
Differences reviews
In which her lover contemplates some of the ways she's changed. T!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Alice L., Gray R. - Complete
Quirks reviews
Alice is having doubts. He's told her he loves her, and she certainly believes he cares, but... His behavior says something quite different, and so she confronts him. Their relationship is duly clarified. T!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
Fighting reviews
Alice has decided she wants to know how to fight. T!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Alice L., Julius M., Ace
Understandable reviews
Alice gets kicked out of the Clock Tower on a not-so-good day. She decides to head to the Amusement Park, and to her great dismay, someone picks up on her particular problem. She contains her embarrassment admirably. T! I'd classify the genre as Awkward.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Alice L., Boris A.
Paint the Roses Red reviews
In which a girl is racing for her life due to the most ridiculous of reasons and a boy has no idea what to do about this strange girl who just appeared behind his house. (Takes place in Wonderland, no AU.)
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Alice L., Blood D. - Complete
Red reviews
"For you, a rose stolen from the Mad Hatter's private gardens, with thorns as sharp as your mind," his fingers traced her temple, "Petals as soft as your skin," his hand then cupped her face, "And as red as the blood of your enemies." He finished. "That was almost romantic." 'TIS RATED T! LIKE SEVERELY T! Nothing explicit, but no kids either. :P
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Alice L., Ace - Complete
Obnoxious reviews
A faceless boy is hiding in a bush as the Mafia and a lower-level gang have a small disagreement. Eventually the Mad Hatter shows up, and leaves the boy wondering what it might be like to become a Role-Holder. Then he gets to find out.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Blood D., Vivaldi
Nightie reviews
Julius can't take it anymore. She has no concept of modesty, and though it is entirely innocent in nature...she can't keep doing this to him. T! Very, very T!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
Learn to Fly reviews
A small spin-off of An Old Role. Don't worry, I know it doesn't really fit with the story, so I'm not going to make this a part of it, however if you guys like it, that can definitely change. :3 So it would appear that Alice's husband thinks that the young dragon needs to fly...
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Alice L., Ace
Responsibility reviews
When even your five-year-old has a better work ethic than you...there's a problem. And yes, Alice is still a dragon. xD
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Alice L., Nightmare G. - Complete
Senses reviews
It would seem that with the arrival of her Role, Alice's coffee-making skills have taken a turn for the worst. Julius agrees, though they think the coffee is terrible for extremely different reasons. T? T.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
Anxiety reviews
Julius's life changed dramatically when Alice showed up. Even more so after she took her Role. Now, he had a panicked six-year-old direly hanging on to the edge of the minute hand on the Clock Tower.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
Treasure Horde reviews
In which all the shiny objects in Hatter Mansion go missing.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Alice L., Blood D. - Complete
An Old Role reviews
Alice, having been trapped in Wonderland after Blood and Elliot broke the vial, is forced to take her own role. Needless to say, she is not happy. T for safety. 'Tis complete! :3
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,965 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Alice L. - Complete
Origin Stories reviews
So. Was anyone else wondering what the Role-Holder's were like before their duties were forced upon them? What were their hopes and dreams? Were they sweet, innocent, manipulative, or complete and raging psychopaths from the start? T because I love dark irony. For every 5 reviews I get, I will post a new chapter!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015
That One Stupid Day of the Year reviews
Alice cannot stand Valentine's Day (no news there). Nonetheless, the assorted Role Holders of the Country of Hearts have each given Alice a gift in the hopes of winning her stingy affections! (Not that she knows that.) Ace's gift, however, takes the cake. T because reasons.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Alice L., Ace - Complete
The Quiet Ones reviews
Alice Liddell is still not convinced that Wonderland is a real place. Instead of thinking it's a dream however, she's progressed to thinking she's gone literally insane. The Role Holders need to find a way to convince her that Wonderland is, in fact, quite real. Assuming they want her to stay, that is.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Alice L., Ace