Author has written 7 stories for Hellboy, Pitch Black / Riddick, and Transformers.
I'm the bitch who always forgets to log in and signs her reviews "Caz"... or when i'm especially lazy, "C". LOL
Lemme think. I'm a 33 year old Ex-Automotive Tech/Meteorologist/English/Medieval History Major. working as a Desk Monkey for a Bakery. Has attention span of a goldfish, obviously. Uses short choppy sentences out of pure laziness. Periodically gets obsessed with movie characters and tries to write about em, or reads all fiction I can get my dirty paws on.
I also DJ on an internet radio station called HardWiredRadio as DJ Traumahawk. I play everything from Blues to hard Industrial for an hour or so a week. I'm on twitter as well as DJTraumahawk. That, and I play an unhealthy amount of Halo:Reach and Left 4 Dead online
Most of my fics start at 3 in the morning on napkins I bum off the bartender (who always give me strange looks) and grow from there. Scenerios play in my head like movies when I go to sleep and those thoughts almost always end up in a story somewhere. Hell, all my stories have soundtracks.
I write for fun so if I don't have my facts perfect, well, I do minimal research. If I wanted to do research I'd still be a Medieval Lit major. My concern is with telling a good goofy story and getting it the fuck out of my head. Heh.
Don't like it, don't read it, that's my philosophy. Fiction is my release. Leave your snottyness at the door, kick back and let the movie play out. I'll leave the serious fic for the talented writers, I just like watching things go Boom.
Peace, Love and Fry Bread Grease!
PS : In regards to Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration and the sequel(s)... NO, the Twins, Bluestreak nor Prowl will not be in it. Why? OVERUSE. Frankly I'm sick of em. There's a few gems out there featuring these three but they're in EVERYTHING. They're the Samuel Jackson of TF Fanfic! that, and I think Lambos are fugly. They look like electric shavers, to coin a phrase from Sin City... If I did write em I'd make em Lotus or Ferrari.
oh. and I don't write slash. Or Porn. Not that I don't like it, I just completely lack the ability. too fucking shy. hahaha
-watches readers run-
RIP Koko Taylor, Queen of the Blues 1928-2009
Okay, I'm so completely and utterly sick of seeing authors write "Review or I won't write anymore." and it's variations. As soon as I see that crap I stop reading the story altogether. I hate ultimatums, cries for attention, and review whores. It's a pet peeve of mine, sorry but if you are one of those authors, STOP IT. Right now. If you're writing just so people grovel at your feet for more, get out of the 'business'. Write for fun, write because it's a creative release, write so you can see your favorite characters do groovy things, but DON'T write if all you want is people fawning all over you. Because, in all likelihood, if you're begging for reviews, you're not that good a writer.
That said, if you want HELP, ask for HELP. Ask for CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. What that means to me is that you actually want help to improve your writing, story telling, grammar, etc, and are willing to hear people who want to help.
Hell, even ask for reviews cause they give you a boost, and you like to hear from your readers! If I like your story, I will review it. And probably fangirl a little. (heh). But as soon as you give me an ultimatum, you can pretty much rot.
Sorry, I'm blunt that way.